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retro:
Oh my God! Exactly. I argued with some guy about that. 'dey tak lyke this'. It's so annoying. No grammar knowledge at all. Anyways, native Belgians? I don't think so. Actually, the Dutch we speak is called 'Flemish', it's a dialect. That's all.

I don't speak Flemish perfectly, I'm still learning at school. I speak French fluently though.

The scary thing is that what you see here, at nairaland, is the best that Nigerians have to offer when it comes to English proficiency.

The Nigerian education system puts too much emphasis on mathematics and not enough on communication.


I speak English and a bit of Yoruba. I took French for 5 years (A's, B's, and C's) in it, but I can't remember a word of it. Honestly, I find the language annoying and needlessly complicated. Why exactly you need to convert just about every word to masculine or famenine is beyond me.

My first girl friend was 22 when I was 15. Thats as far as I have gone when it comes to age difference. Its really not all its cracked up to be.

Come to think about it, a 22 year old dating a 15 year old would make her a pedophile ewww

I see. But if I were you, I won't be so keen on saying Nigerians speak good English. Its like you haven't seen the posts on this forum.

So, there are no native Belgians? or did the natives just adopt foreign languages?

I hope 16 is legal age for consent in Belgium.


Your English is really good. What language do they speak over there?

I don't believe you. Even if what you say is true, size is not everything.

The way you use it is just as important.


Is the guy with the 8 inches the 29 year old you are dating? (that is the age your date. right?)

Have you slept with a guy less than 8 inches?

Screw you!

Thats what they all say. But once they get in bed, all they do is whine about how it is "its too big".

Talk is cheap.

Exactly as I thought. You claim you love God, but you don't know why.

Is that good?

Yes, and that is the lenght when it erect.

I measured my you know what on this thread. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-15556.32.html

It came up to 6.7 inches. Now, if that is too small for you, well, I might suggest that you spend less time on the street corner. All that action is making you loose.

Thats good to hear. I must warn you, you might need to open a lot wider so it can fit.

*unzips pants*

Open up!

retro, thats a pretty picture in your profile. But I have one question, why is your mouth semi-open? Is it that accustomed to having things shoved in there?

note: this is an honest question. If you find anything said above offensive, get your head out of the gutter.

aloib, I just woke up.
I went to bed early last night. I only got 6 hours of sleep and my muscles are aching too much to go back to bed. (Did 50 push-ups before bed. Bad idea!)

retro, I am going to be the "man" and let this go to rest. Have a nice day being notta an "asshole". Enjoy!

Drusilla, please answer the question. And by the way, in case I didn't make it clear enough, don't reference the bible in this thread. It is meant to be your genuine knowledge of God and why you love him.

Do you know God? Really, do you? If so, what do you know about God.

Let me hear your views on why this being is so loved by the self-proposed people of God. What makes God so good. And by the way, don't quote the Books, I am using both books as a leg rest as we speak. If I cared to find anything from it, I can do that myself.

Or is this love for God akin to nationalism? In short, accepting lies to make life and decisions easier?

Poor you. You have to listen to lies for an entire week.


I was in Christian camp once and I told the Pastor I wanted to behead God, and I was booted.
Pathetic liars. Self proposed people of God. Liars!

retro:
Nooo, isn't there someone else? If not, no, thank you.
Ew.

Stop being so mean. The truth of the matter is that I am no more an asshole than you are. The only difference is I have the balls to say whats on my mind. So, princess, grow some balls or take it like a xxxxx.

zarah:
Ahhhhhhhhh adolescence ha?

Please wait till u grow up ok?

Your self confidence would have improved then!

Tell me your age. Please. Thanks.

Ok, this is getting silly. There has to be someone out there that would be my on-line girlfriend. Anyone? Really, I can change. I promise!

I met a really pretty Ghanian girl a few nights ago.

Omg!1 retro, you dissed me!

I thought we were kool. Either way, its all kool. I am much too exhausted to fight against you, so have your way.

J-girl, go ahead and hook me up!! I'll be back in a little bit to see what you are able to draw in.

So, far I might be interested in Damsal, KC, retro and any other girl that is fond of leaving negative comments in regards to my posts.

Omg!! That is me! I remember when you took that picture. It was after I layed the pipe on you. right?

As for your "I don't like people talking about my parents," cry me a river.

And you, the one that lacks knowledge in Nigerian current events and past history, feel that you are capable of talking some sense into me?

Get real, little girl. You really should run along and play with barbie or watever it is that you kids fancy these days. This is no place for a novice such as yourself. Come back when you are politically aware. Right now, you are just spouting the crap that Obasonjo and all the other one Nigerian degenerates want you to believe.

You are, for the time being, excused from being responsible for whatever your little head comes up with. Enjoy your youth.

Lastly, I am not going to reply to you on this thread because it won't be fair to the author. Good day.

My love for Scorpio.

Shut up, damygurl. Didn't your parents ever tell you not to talk when the elders are talking. You are lucky you are hiding beyond the internet because if your father found out what nonsense you have just said, you would be dealt a dirty slap.

New York during the school year (uni). And Maryland during the summer.

The literal meaning of Owambe means he or she is there. But Owambe is also slang for big, lavish parties.

What part of the U.S are you in?

You are not missing much. Nigeria is terrible. At the current rate the country is heading, it might be better to just nuke it to relieve the suffering of the people.

But once the revolution takes place, the country would be a lot better. Blood soaked revolution, that is.