₦airaland Forum

panafrican, there is no we. At least not yet.

Panafrican, Obasonja has accepted the fact that he is not getting a third term. The current problem that the PDP is facing is over who succeeds Obasonja. Obasonja wants one of the Governors with a proven track record, but this would mean skipping Atiku.

And by the way, are you Nigerian? Because any Nigerian should know this by now.

Hopefully, once they release the census (If they don't rigg it) it would show the south has a majority.


All these lies about Nigeria's population fills me with a lot of a hate for this damn country. If they don't fix it with the new census, I will stop at nothing to make sure this pathetic union is no more. In regardless of how many have to die.

I think if the southerners had not been such dummies, they would have fought not to be included in Nigeria pre-independence. This freaking union is corrupt and can never work.

And for anyone that would call me a trouble maker/liar, I will like to see any evidence that can be used as proof that the southern Nigerians are better off as being part of this abomination. Honestly, I can't think of how Nigeria can get any worse. At least if the was a civil war, the people would die quickly, instead of having to suffer thanks to the illiterates.

What is the criteria for rating the Governors?

Good night, J-girl. I am off to hit the sack. Peace.

Wow, I have almost 54 posts per day.

Samuel Adams. Yeah, you need to be 21 to drink legally. But I went over to a friends house and his father keeps the fridge loaded with booze.

And yes, I do still work on my plot to break up Nigeria. But I am a fast worker. It only takes about 30 minutes of map/current event observations to come up with my required quota of work for the destruction of Nigeria.

Rhodalyn, no one likes you. No one likes you because you make Afeni sad.

Pretty relaxing. I got drunk, hanged out with a few friends, and then got drunk again. Summer is awesome!!

JosBoy4lif, J-girl is my girl. So, save your moves for whatever I left of Toy.

How was day?

I love you, J-girl.

ToyM28, what does bunz mean? Clothes?

Good night, ToyM28. And my jokes are specials, in regardless of what you have to say about it.

Hello, J-girl. Its nice to see you back on.

Yeah, I was a bit harsh on ToyM28, but I don't want to give the girl any false hope that we might have a future together. Better to drop them hard, than to lead them on. Right?

What ever ToyM28. I didn't take any meanings out of simple jokes. You did.

Its fine, my style of joking is a bit different than the average poster. So, on that ground, you are forgiven.

ToyM28, in case you have not realized, I joke with all Nairaland posters. Trust me, I am not here to look for a girlfriend, and you are not even my type.

Girl, don't give yourself too much credit.

I also joke with Rhodalyn, Eveseh and a few others the same way. I am not hitting on you or any one of them.

ToyM28, get real. Who ever said anything about feelings?

Omg, please keep your mind clean.

I bet the best club in Nigeria would be "so cool"

They say their pathetic sissy boys. Why rely on poison when you have your fist?

Ok, tell me what has been said. I am too tired to read through 8 pages worth of poorly written posts. Just give me a summary of it.

You know what they say about men that use poison. . . . .

No, I am not joking. Is there something you would like to tell me?

I want her blood. You see, I am a vampire and I must feast on the fresh blood of a virgin every year or I will die. That is the reason why you must stay away from her, at least until I get what I want.

ToyM28, sorry, it is over between me and you. You are beginning to remind me of Eveseh. *cringe*

Relax, I am a gentle man. All you have to do is say yes!

awww, J-girl logged off. Did she really say she liked me? Why would anyone like Afeni?

To think I spend all my time throwing smart insults at others. O well, I guess it is impossible to hide the playa in you.

ToyM28, come into my arms. Bigshishi won't dare trouble you there.