₦airaland Forum

Reelectbuhari:
shy slayqueen spotted.

Lol. Not at all. That's the last name anybody would call me.

2baga:
Sweet narratives

Did you have to quote the whole post?

Reelectbuhari:
apart from all these sweet stories....love it though...what other activities took place in the camp....

did u by any means desecrate the ranch with ur babe....

heaven save us from sexful excursion.....the end is near

Did you have to quote the whole post in order to expose your perverted mind?

tofolo:
Brother can you give me an estimated cost of this trip? I wanna surprise my wife one of these days, but I need to be prepared.

Did you have to quote the whole post just to ask one question?

richythePH:
yea..........


a lady (my friend's girlfriend........fiancee actually) once walked in on her bf with her best friend sitting in an awkward position and she just stormed out without even asking or saying anything


she later found out there wasnt anything going on................. .thdy were only planning to organize a surprise birthday party for her


i'm not saying they are or were doing something similar but i think its a case of misinterpretation on her part


g'evening btw

For some reason I don't believe they were planning a surprise birthday party. They only came up with that excuse to cover up what was actually happening. Using your own words, "they were sitting in an awkward position", why were they sitting in an awkward position? You can make plans without sitting together in an "awkward position". Maybe I'm just a cynical person, but I've come to realize that relationships between men and women are not always what they seem to be.

Troublemaker007:
Recently a friend of mine living in Canada who is not up to 32yrs and married with 2 kids got a Canadian citizenship and he automatically got entitled to 3 difference government monthly allowances which amounted to the tune of $2700 Canadian dollars, his bills monthly (well furnished 3 bedroom, light bills, internet bill, water bill, gas bill and foodstuffs covers only $2100 dollars. My brother are we not human beings in this country? Somebody swear give us?. Tell me, what will motivate someone receiving such allowances to go into Ponzi scheme. Nigerians are suffering and any root to get quick addiction income they will run into it. Next life when Nigerians hear u all are chosen to be in a particular geographical region called NIGERIAN.

Your friend is living on welfare which is a disgraceful thing for an able-bodied man to do. It is people like your friend who give immigrants a bad name. Tell him to get off his lazy ass and go look for a job like every decent human being. On top of he and his wife, he wants society to take care of his children. What kind of example is he being to his children? Showing them how to be leeches on society.

gracejohnson2:
Sure foolish gal#monica osagie

You must be a relative of the lecherous lecturer

bilulu:
every other staffs on same contract Ve been receiving Wat d contract says. the previous guy on d job was paid according to the contract. mind u a certain amount ve been deducted before arriving at wat d contract says. so y not still to d contract n pay Wat u re supposed to pay. mind u if firm B gets to no about dis firm A will b at d risk of loosing d contra n might never get any contract wit dem again

Don't listen to the people saying you should return the money. The money is rightfully yours. Trust me, Firm B has already paid Firm A a contract fee for your services. Either they have paid it upfront or each month Firm B pays an additional fee including your wages. Firm A knows you are naive and not exposed to the corporate world, so that's why they are trying to take advantage of you. It's their fault if they need the extra 20000. They should have negotiated a better contract for themselves with Firm B. Since you have a good relationship with Firm B, tell the manager what's going on or insist that Firm A puts their request in writing so that you have proof to show Firm B. We claim to be Christians and God- fearing people in Africa but we are the most devious and most cunning. It seems you just started working, grow a backbone. If not people will always take advantage of you. You should be rightfully compensated. God gave you a brain, use it.

drips8:
I get teased a lot about my phobia from my friends who feel I'm not macho enough

Lol my dad had the same phobia and he didn't care who knew about it. I remember once we were watching a movie and there was a snake in one of the scenes, he actually lifted up his legs as if the snake was under his chair. We all laughed because it was so funny. Do not let your friends' teasing get to you. There was a time when I was so irritated with Nairaland because so many of the front page topics were about killing of snakes. It got to a point where I just did not feel like visiting Nairaland, in case I mistakenly clicked on one of the snake topics.

MizMyColi:
Please, how does one prepare fried rice with basmati rice. You know that type that will be looking loose on the plate, not like moi moi.

I had to use the oven to complete the cooking today, I would prefer using pot biko. This baking style nuh pure for my eyes.

All this oyibo style sef

Jazzyjazz
Please help me call them, you sabi this kyn mata well.

Parboil the rice, that is, do not fully cook it. The rice will get fully cooked when you fry it.

drips8:
snakes on a plane (I'm ophidiophobic)

shaolin soccer

high school musical

ant-man

black panther

I just learnt a new word, "ophidiophobic". Thanks. I am also ophidiophobic, I can't even read articles or books that have pictures of snakes. If I open a book and it has a picture of a snake in it, I fling it away from me. That's how great my phobia is.

jiboladhino:
may ur reunioun be joyous.....i pray to God to be reunited with my mum also....

Amen. I pray you get reunited with your mum

corpershun:
No wa so it's right to make indecent touching on a female that's not your partner? If she was your daughter would you congratulate the Man for sexual abuse and assault. Oh you will say my dear allow the Man touch your body he's only trying to feel how fresh you are... Be realistic

I saw the response of that person and just shook my head. It is a good thing most of these people are based in Nigeria, because if they were in a civilized country, with that kind of mentality, they would all be in prison. Imagine suggesting that groping is okay.

torvickof1312:
Your husband will not out of self will violet your right as a wife with no reason of you showing your homeless training into play. When dating you he sound nice fetching water for you, cooking for you, spoon-feed you and now he is seeing realities of his being Mr nice during courtship and to fine tune you to start being a woman of substance you jump to social media to announce your manner less act to your husband. For the husband we are waiting to hear your part of the story, you better access yourself and be the best of you with understanding your partner.......... Rubbish ....and tomorrow you will come back and post ..... I've forgiven him, God go punish you. Woman you are not a wife material for flying on social media..... who ever go for you is in doom......

Rest in peace English!

uyiekpenn:
hey you. I've noticed you've been directly and indirectly insulting people here. A woman who insults the pride and dignity of any man deserves a very thorough beating. You ladies are very quick to come out online to say trash when 95% of the marriage crash are caused by your insatiable greed for material things and your uncultured mouths.

You are the uncultured one.

Saao:
What really happen? A loving wife will always have a loving husband. Many women nawaday turn their husband into a beast with their feminist or so called modern marriage attitudes. You can't have a good home if you can't submit to your husband. A submissive wife always control the husband. Looking for sympathizers won't assist marriages or victim mentality destroys faster than anything.

Absolute rubbish

ezex:
Marriage is a life time thing or she remains widow

Archaic mentality

OrestesDante:



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∆ The way some women talk at times, pukes me!


Were there no period of Courtship?

Didn't she study the attitude of her husband?

Was she rushing to get married like some ladies are doing today?

Wedding Gown and Suits is not marriage.

Just a year?

Nobody is talking about the lady herself. She might be the cause of this. Attitude speaks a lot in marriage which most of these ladywomen don't have.

Now she's rushing to the social media to talk about her failed marriage.
Rubbish!!!

I'm not on the husband's side sha.

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The way you guys go on about period of courtship in this forum. Don't you realize that most abusers are very loving and romantic in the beginning, and then their characters change. Why will a sane woman marry an abuser? Maybe it's time you read about abusive people and you will realize most victims did not get any warning.

horlus:
I try to understand how some people will just conclude and place judgments on someone else whom you no nothing about. Now I owe you no explanation but the buisness in question was very legit and it involved bringing in precious stones back then like ruby, emerald, aquamarine which were in abundance and very cheap in nigeria and selling in Asia. The guy in question met a dealer and we invested our own money In buying from here. So the buisness went through him that's how he made away with capital and interest. So please next time u want to play holier than thou and run your mouth at least be sure you have facts.

My apologies. I shouldn't have made such a rash conclusion.

horlus:
Hmm I was living overseas about 10 years ago, I met a guy who needed help with accommodation so I gave him a chance to squat with me till he could figure himself out. Remember I didn't know this guy except that he was a Nigerian in need. It got to a stage he would borrow a shoe here and there all boys things back then.
Fast forward to the main issue.
So we had a deal together with two other guys, the money we were expecting was good enough to upgrade everyone Involved after the deal.
He was the guy who picked up the money when it came and all of a sudden he was nowhere to be found.

You were into yahoo business and now you are talking about karma. One day you will be caught and that's when you will face your own karma.

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Save up and get a sex doll.

Thank God, it's a man who responded to that chauvinistic "imbe-cile". At least it gives me hope that there are still decent African men out there. Thank you for your response. I was so disgusted by his write-up, I decided to quickly scroll past his post before I developed high blood pressure.

ojlifa:
forget church doctoring listen to your mother to avoid future heart ache .take it from some one with experience,i am 7 years and still waiting ,it is the same church line they played me

Have you checked yourself, you may be the one with fertility problems?

prinsam30:
it's because of my love making that's makes lady runs after me, trust me I'm very good in love making

From your initial post it seems your girlfriend was a virgin and therefore, is new to sex. The feeling of pain may be psychological due to the pain she felt when she was disvirgined. If that's the case, then you need to be patient with her. Also what some men fail to understand is, pre-intimacy is essential to good sex because it lubricates the woman and makes penetration easy. Also it should not be a case of just thrusting, stimulate her erogenous parts. Alternate the tempo of your thrusts. I hope my advice helps.

oshe111:
Enough of all these mehn.....


Most everything revolve round SEX



Last last na STDs, STIs or unwanted Pregy nai go come OUT......

No one forced you to click on the thread. There are so many topics on Nairaland you could read. Stop being a hypocrite.

lovingJehovah:
Do not shrivel. What church do you represent?
Is abortion not LEGAL in many places of the world? What, then, makes a treatment elective?

Abortion is a life-saving procedure only if the pregnancy is a difficult one. Otherwise it's an elective procedure which is only done by request. Whereas blood transfusions are life-saving procedures. Use your dictionary to find out the meaning of elective. This is my last comment on this topic.

lovingJehovah:
Would you refer to your thought as being biased or hypocritical?
Blood transfusion is equally elective.
What church do you represent?

It is not elective.

lovingJehovah:
Abortion is against the Catholic doctrines. Can a Catholic become a doctor?

Abortions are more often elective procedures while blood transfusions are essential and life-saving, so yes a Catholic can become a doctor.

madgoat:
No rules joor. Just press your horn and cut out sharply.
Also when another vehicle is trying to over take, dont ever allow it. Press on ur accelerator to move faster. Thats the way we do it in real life.

People like you are the ones who cause unnecessary accidents on the highways leading to senseless deaths.

JONNYSPUTE:
. Yea she was sleeping with both of them. Her greatest undoing was letting the guy knew she didn't abort the baby. She bleeped up big time.

Her greatest undoing was sleeping with someone's husband. So she expected to have peace in her own marriage. Well that's karma for you. I don't see her husband staying in that marriage. She just has to come clean to her husband and stay away from other women's husbands