₦airaland Forum

flash45:
You can never be wrong when you move the "goal post" everytime

UncletC:
l thought swimming pools should be swimming pool and not high sea or ocean. we haven't heard of the depth of the swimming pool to know if this occurrence is spiritual or mere human structural demeanor. l thought swimming pools should be swimming pool and not high sea or ocean. we haven't heard of the depth of the swimming pool to know if this occurrence is spiritual or mere human structural demeanor.

hopefulLandlord:
This imaginary friend of yours can't possibly lose. it's all a win win win for him and when he loses you guys would explain it as a win too. This points more to the uselessness and irrelevancy of your god

Riele:
He was a pastor ! Wasn't he prayerful enough ? .

God , why did you let this happen ? .
What reply will his family give to those who taunts ? .

God , sometimes , you make me doubt your existence .

I'm so sad . I also lost a best friend today . He too served you .

I dedicate this FTC to my friend Isaac . May his gentle soul rest in peace .

Philzzzy:
Here you go!

Yummmy!

risos:
Really depressing to know PMS imported on subsidy is sold outside our borders. Kudo to the federal government on the border control.
Bloody criminals everywhere.

sinaj:
na so o! The village girl in me no fit hide even for pishure

sinaj:
Im a village girl, I live in my village

AntiWailer:
May be her mileage was very high before u married her and she is tired of the thing.
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Oya calm down bro

When stressed they dnt think about sex. You need to create an environment and put her in the mood.

On a day u know ur chairman no go gree. Help her with chores. Don't ask for Eba, buy her favourite food and bring home.

Once in a while watch a movie u are so sure dem go do the thing plenty times. Think about her like a new girl u just met and u will not stop until u bang her. Laugh with her. Dont strong face all day and smile only when u want to off her pant.

Take her to the beach, while laughing and playing let her know "Waa fe ku laleyi, ma te soju laleyi" tell her u will Bleep her using ur traditional dialect. Laugh over it as if u no mean am.

Then clean up, brush, body spray. Your Nkwobi stinking onion breath can kill ( i can smell it from here) don't kill another person's daughter.

Learn to set the mood. Do daring things. Give head, pamper her. U dnt just bring that thing out and say "Mummy Kudi, spread your legs" it does not work that way.

I have combination of emojis on watz app dt looks like finger in a hole. i send from time to time to mine and she will be like "ASHAAWO" i say that is my middle name.


Lastly exkweez me Sa, i hope you last a bit longer on bed and dnt always leave her high or 'fuckstrated' in bed . Please confirm and dont mistaken 4 strokes for 4 rounds please ?

Don't mind the e-diots forming u must take it by force. Most of them just came back from village and na woman go send them back cos of lack of respect and common sense.

eneojoedu:
Could this be auto correct at work? or......

Ishilove:
Proudly Nigerian. (Him, not me)

Vortex369:
He will get what he is supporting, I am sure of that.

Agenda 21, is already being implemented in steps and he is not aware of what he is supporting.

damtan:
Of course. I agree with you. But except the Lord build the house....that's why prayer is paramount

EzePromoe:
In this situation we are helpless because trying to carry out even an armless protest earns you a live bullet.

damtan:
Religious freedom will be history in Nigeria if care is not taken especially for Christians. We really need to start praying…

ColonelEmeka:
*Sips wine and smiles*

Our human rights noise makers who call USA and UK should come and read and see what happens in "saner climes"

Come and see what their version of DSS are authorized to do and then call them to come and set your own house in order when their own house is in shambles

*sips more wine*

gnykelly:
it was a paid post

shugaboy6102:
Really am not talking even based on the new lady I met, what am asking is are we legally married? and if so do we keep enduring each other and for how long. Should I stay with her out of convenience because of what people in my church will say, my neighbours, friends, colleagues etc. Do we keep tolerating when we both know it was out of passion and youthful exuberance that landed us both in this. Oh God help me because my life is in a mess I hope someone understands me