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Family / Re: Role Swapping: Would You Consider Exchanging Roles With Your Spouse? by Daman1(m): 9:03am On Mar 05, 2008
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Business / Re: Which Bank Is The Most Customer Friendly In Nigeria? by Daman1(m): 1:26am On Mar 03, 2008
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I hope someone can tell us the experience moreso if the account is not fat.

Nig. banks treat you well if your account is loaded
Events / Re: Hairstyle For My Wedding Day? by Daman1(m): 12:56am On Mar 03, 2008
congrats and please, do not forget the pieces of advice that were given during the event as well as your first love for him, they'll help to keep you going when challenges arise. cool cool cool

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Religion / Re: Why Condoms Should Be Distributed In The Church by Daman1(m): 10:28pm On Mar 02, 2008
@poster.
Go find better thing do rather than get yourself engrossed in the thoughts of condoms distribution in churches. embarassed embarassed

@michellin,
Why dont you address the issue and stop attacking people, mind you Christians are not miserable.

@everyone.
The church already has a message and it is clear and straight enough, Do not commit adultery (Ex. 20:14) and we are not permitted to add or remove from it.
Family / Re: I Need To Leave My Matrimonial Home by Daman1(m): 5:03pm On Feb 24, 2008
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Family / Re: Scared Of Getting Old by Daman1(m): 4:41pm On Feb 24, 2008
I am not a bit scared, all I've got to do is to treat people on my way up right because I'll need them on the way down. The way we use our bodies while still young is another factor, a young man who can sleep with as many as 3,4,5 or more ladies just because he has the strenght and money now is undoing himself the same goes for the ladies!. What we eat and our habits can also contribute to problematic old age, some people would never exercise their bodies, whereas, physical activities helps us to keep fit .
cool coolThe Bible says Hoar(grey) hair is the glory of elders.NOT A SCARE smiley smiley
Business / Re: "You Can't Ban Spraying, It's Our Culture" - KSA To Soludo by Daman1(m): 11:32pm On Feb 18, 2008
My people, we should not allow a pleasure of say 20-60minutes of spraying rob us of a better and greater value. We have almost become slaves in our own land  cos of this misplaced priority so much so that one can hardly get mint currency from the banks  especially when weekends is approaching, and this is due to an artificial scarcity created by bank people in order to make fast bussiness because that same money that is not available in the banks find their ways to the black markets; parks, street corners, owanbe gatherings etc for a token above the face value of the money!
The sorry thing is that once our people lay hands on such mint notes having got it at a price, it is first baptised into the sweat of the receiver/ sprayee, the dust or mud on the ground where the money is been sprayed and subjected to a serious tramping, Oh my people, let us change from behaving in this un civil manner
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Business / Re: Transcorp: The Fall Of A Giant? by Daman1(m): 10:26pm On Feb 18, 2008
[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]It is no news to see a company whose main stay is government patronage to go under especially in the developing world. This is quite imminenent with a change of Governmemt.
Now to the issue of transcorp, if a Government that is an off shoot/extention of Obj's PDP administration is shaking the continued existence of the corporation to it's very roots, what would happen if there were to be a total change in governance, come to think of it , should someone like Atiku win the election, he may have taken a more drastic action than what we are seeing Umooooru do now.
To the investing public and my fellow nairalanders, let us take a lesson from this case, think twice before you invest your hard earned money in companies that are too much politicised.[sub][/sub]just my humble submission.
Crime / Re: Marital Rape by Daman1(m): 10:17pm On Feb 10, 2008
@ Poster,
This is quite topical an issue. However, there is need to balance things up, rape shouldn come up in wedlock, Let the ladies appreciate thier hubby's sex need as well as the guys to please handle their wifes with a lot of caution and understanding.
To be candid, it takes a great maturity for a sex starved man not to misbehave, he'll either resort to wife battery or adultery or rather turn cold. And guys, give ur wifes attention n affection, they' ll jell when you need it.
The base word is LOVE which should be mutual.

@(Lady & Sweet)T, I hope you'll remember to invite us to Ijebu Ijesa, LOL
Computers / Re: Post Your Vista Problems Here by Daman1(m): 9:02pm On Feb 10, 2008
Weldone, bigrovar n thxs for all you ,re doing to help fellow nairaladers.

Please, can you tell me how to go about reformatting this lappy, it always report that file is either not loaded or missing anytime i attempt to do a clean installation of windows vista basic on it. It presently has vista bussiness but it is requesting for activation which i dont have, i can only guarantee an activation code for basic n that's why i am opting to run a clean installation of basic on it.
I have already updated all the windows files vis a vis the updates from microsoft online.
Thanks for helping out.
Computers / Re: Activation Licence Needed For Vista Ultimate Urgently. by Daman1(m): 7:14pm On Feb 03, 2008
@ralvy,emeka88 & mmonwuba,
Thank you all for these invaluable and wonderful contributions and comraderie. Love ya

, and @mmonwuba, i got the mail but I have not run it, the engineers are still working on a part of it's hardware (the switch button to be precise), I'll keep you posted and fully brief you immediately i do it. Thanks, brother!

Thanks sooooo much for affording us the opportunity of meeting on nairaland forum, Mr Seun, more blessing.
Computers / Re: Activation Licence Needed For Vista Ultimate Urgently. by Daman1(m): 8:46pm On Jan 31, 2008
mmonwuba:

Hey mann. Ill give you a free access. send a message to mmonwuba@hotmail.com and ill give u a product crack. Original crack or call 08024981478. Sir Seun i hope i am not off the line here.

Have you received my mail, I have sent one to you. I am awaiting your response, please.
Family / Re: Role Swapping: Would You Consider Exchanging Roles With Your Spouse? by Daman1(m): 12:00pm On Jan 31, 2008
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Computers / Re: Activation Licence Needed For Vista Ultimate Urgently. by Daman1(m): 9:33pm On Jan 29, 2008
Ralvy:

@Da man

I have already hosted it at Sendspace . . .
Add "nigerianbase" to your Yahoo! Messenger and send a short message sayn who u are and I will reply with the Download Link . . . I'm sorry that u have to go through all this, I'm just trying to Respect the Forum's rules.
I hope you understand!

As regards the link, please can you make that route to follow clearer and more explicit, am a little bit lost as per where to send the short message to in particular.
Now the issue is not about the download, it's just the activation number(a 25 digits no.) that i need now, I will appreciate quick response.
Sports / Re: Berti Vogts Must Go by Daman1(m): 11:05pm On Jan 25, 2008
Voghts  was too concious of his personal comfort than developing football in this country. Can you imagine him criticizing our meals rather than the job that would give him the ticket for the meal?
Computers / Re: Activation Licence Needed For Vista Ultimate Urgently. by Daman1(m): 3:00pm On Jan 25, 2008
Ralvy:

Sir Chilo, thanks for the insight,I''ll definitely check it out

Ttola, watch out for my mail, thanx, man.


Microsoft will never give you an Installation CD with the Key inside the CD.
Unless, it's a cracked one!

The activation code isn't icluded in any part of the CD as a matter of fact. I have checked all through it.
Ralvy, can you give me the directions of how you went about yours, pls, or you give me details of getting in contact with you. Shalom
Computers / Re: Activation Licence Needed For Vista Ultimate Urgently. by Daman1(m): 7:07pm On Jan 22, 2008
Sir Chilo, thanks for the insight,I''ll definitely check it out


Ttola, watch out for my mail, thanx, man.
Computers / Re: Activation Licence Needed For Vista Ultimate Urgently. by Daman1(m): 12:57pm On Jan 21, 2008
uspry1:

Did you buy the upgraded Microsoft Windows Vista ultimate CD itself? It contains its own activation license differently from what you already have basic Microsoft Windows Vista CD that come with your lappy.

Ultimate and basic Vista are completely different package with different activation license each other.

Thanks a lot for for your posts, however, the said CD came together with the lappy, i didnt buy it separately and i just took things for granted that on checking the CD's content, i opted to upgrade directly to ultimate without finding out what the conditions might be.
Computers / Re: Activation Licence Needed For Vista Ultimate Urgently. by Daman1(m): 10:46pm On Jan 19, 2008
The upgrade CD that came with the laptop does not contain the product key.
The only product key on the lappy (which is brand new) is that of the microsoft vista basic and t's not valid for ultimate.
Family / Re: What Should Children Do If They Catch Either Parent Cheating? by Daman1(m): 10:21pm On Jan 19, 2008
efuah:

LMAO grin grin u funny o! . . . i think i will do same tongue
On a more sereous note, i won't tell. But i will have a serious talk wt being it my mom or dad. . . and then warn him/her against that act seriously angry I will even threat to disown him/her if he/she does that again. But the so-called boyfriend/girlfriend will surely get a piece of me angry I will give it to him or her real hard angry angry angry in any form i can angry


shocked shocked shocked I have the feeling that you are a bouncer undecided undecided undecided I fear you o lipsrsealed

Adultrers and adultresses as well as fornicators in the house, be warned. grin grin grin
Family / Re: Role Swapping: Would You Consider Exchanging Roles With Your Spouse? by Daman1(m): 10:08pm On Jan 19, 2008
uspry1:

In the USA has plenty of wine makers everywhere, i rather not for my spouse as palm wine tapper in Nigeria without electricity solution that is need for purified wine manufacturer.

Maybe I would stick with OLD FASHIONED palm wine tapper if spouse do not mind teaching me the ropes. grin


You must be a great lady, bro!, sorry, sister
Computers / Activation Licence Needed For Vista Ultimate Urgently. by Daman1(m): 9:47pm On Jan 19, 2008
Hello, my good poeple of Nairaland.
PLease i am urgently in need of activation licence for microsoft vista ultimate to be able to continue to enjoy the use of my laptop which i just upgraded from basic. the 30 days trial period is almost over, so do holla me on 02-7507032 if you have it or write to bolaa333@yahoo.ca
Thanks.
Family / Re: Role Swapping: Would You Consider Exchanging Roles With Your Spouse? by Daman1(m): 9:03pm On Jan 19, 2008
@ifyalways:
Thanks a bunch, but you have not give your side of the question, i will quite appreciate it .

@uspry1;
I said it that i heard the story too.
Quite smart of you considering those list of yours. What if he is a palm wine tapper, would you still exchange with him?
Politics / Re: Army Officers Who Sold Weapons To Militants by Daman1(m): 11:33am On Jan 19, 2008
Posted by: onilanre
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Na wao who do we trust now? is it the military or the politician? Where are we going in this country. We need divine help from the ABOVE


We need to have some scape goats too to serve as a deterrent to others. Let the law have it's full course.


Posted by: otanaworld
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Each time I come across people discussing the Niger Delta issue, I have always been forced to look the other way because many of the opinions will always want to paint the picture of the "Criminal Niger Delta Militants" but, hey, wait a minute, the Federal Government and the Multinationals that have deprived the area of ALL basic good things of life are not often touched in the discussions. Whether the army officers provided the ammunitions or not, it is left for the army authority to apply their justice, but, what motivate these personnel to provide these arms, if it is out of the just cause to liberate the region from the age long oppressions, then let it be.

Recently, we are reading from the dailies how OBJ son has been seriously involved in contracts of the NDDC, ask me, how many of such contracts are properly executed and who cares to monitor them.

My own is LET THE NIGER DELTA BE DEVELOPED then there will be no room for militancy, and temptation of the army officials to sell arms, train or join the militant groups


We are saying some people steal what belongs to all of us and the yet unborn generation and you are trying to justify such acts? on the premise of Niger delta deprivation? Get it clear, I am not in support of oppressing any region but that is not enough reason for some undesirable elements to dip their accursed kleptomaniac hands in our national armoury.
Come to think of how vulnerable they rendered this country, while the army thinks they have some arms whereas they 've gone into thin air!
This must be condemned by all.
Family / Re: Role Swapping: Would You Consider Exchanging Roles With Your Spouse? by Daman1(m): 10:45am On Jan 19, 2008
sorry for the break.

Yah, he is now preparing lunch for the children and dont forget that he is yet to have his bath. He immediately after took his bath and then set out to get some things for the house, like toilet soap, detergent, provision items, yam flour to be picked at the grinder's place, meat from the abbatoir and other groceries.
Being time for school closing, she, oh sorry, he branched on his way back home to pick the chidren and on getting home, he served the kids' lunch, make sure they eat well, supervised them as they go through their home work/assignment and then saw them to the room for their siesta. afterwards, he packed the table, took the kids' school lunch kit and washed them, then washed the children's school uniform and socks. this he did until the time come close to 4:00pm. It's now time to start preparing supper and having made up his mind to carry out his duties diligently, made straight for the kitchen to make ready her wife's best meal of pounded yam with egunsi soup.
At around 6:00pm, madam came back from office and he was at the door to welcome her back home, collect her bag, help hanged her suit and skirt in the wardrobe, put the shoes in their proper place and then dashed to the kitchen to serve his wife's dinner. By this time, the kids have already wake up and he thus has to serve dinner for everyone as well as himsef to make the time a lively one.
With supper done with, madam made straight for the sitting room, put on the TV and started to enjoy her favorite TV programme with the chidren while he is busy packing the table and tidying up the place after supper. There are also some dishes to wash.

After a few days of going through this hilarious schedule day in day out, he became fed up and tired and asked his wife that they revert to what it used to be, can you guess the response?

The wife said sorry but you just got pregnant the last night!!

Meaning that he has to remain the woman of the house at least till she oh, i mean he delivers the baby up till the time the baby is weaned since the man totally become a woman to be able to assume the roles of a wife and vice versa.

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Family / Re: Role Swapping: Would You Consider Exchanging Roles With Your Spouse? by Daman1(m): 8:35am On Jan 19, 2008
Here is the story,

There was this man who was of the opinion that his wife being a full time house wife was idle and one day asked his wife to take over going to the office for a one month trial period while he take charge of domestic shores at home!. The wife too who has been ancious to have a leave gladly ceded to her hubby's request.
Duties begin at their respective new duty post on the first date of the month agreed upon. Madam wake up at 6:00am onthe said date, headed straight for the bathroom, freshen up and get dressed and by 6:30, he came to the dining table expecting to have a cup of hot and steaming tea before leaving for the office.
the man in his new role woke up at 4:30am on the said day, set the breakfast on the cooker on one side and started cooking the meal which the children will take to the school on the side, picked up the broom to sweep the whole house and surroundings, tidy up the beds and pack up the used clothes for laundry. He there after woke the children, take care of and prepared them for school, pack their lunch box, go through their school bag to see that things are intact, by this time, time has already come down to 7:30am. He immediately set out to drop the children at school.
On her (sorry, his) way back from the school, he stooped at the neighborhood mart to buy fresh vegetable and condiments for the lunch, branched at the dry cleaner's place to pick up the husband's i mean wife's cloth.
Back home, he started watching the clothes that are not meant for the paid laundrer, after which he went back to the kitchen to prepare the lunch

continue in the next post pls.
Family / Re: When Is It Too Old To Have Kids? by Daman1(m): 9:35pm On Jan 18, 2008
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Family / Re: When Is It Too Old To Have Kids? by Daman1(m): 9:34pm On Jan 18, 2008
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Family / Re: Why Do You Want To Have Kids? by Daman1(m): 9:09pm On Jan 18, 2008
Michelin and Toyosi, please allow us some peace now, lets bury the  hatchets and give room to decorum. After all, this post is on children and a saying goes that no one makes enemy with the newborn, make not enemy with yourselves on 'children' issue too
undecided undecided  undecided

@Michelin and God, where do children come from?
Family / Re: Had A Fight With My Husband's Junior Sister by Daman1(m): 8:37pm On Jan 18, 2008
sorry, my first line above meant to read:
How many times have you fought with your own siblings without becoming an issue?
Family / Re: Had A Fight With My Husband's Junior Sister by Daman1(m): 8:31pm On Jan 18, 2008
How many times have you your own biological siblings without it becoming an issue? why the fuse with a fight involving your sister in law?


My dear, deal with the issue and try as much as you can to overlook the personality involved.
This will at least save you the heartache.

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