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 Romance › Re: Sexy Girls At The CORPERS' Lodge 2 - Diary Of A Jobless NIGERIAN by damiloladuke(op): 2:03pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Romance › Sexy Girls At The CORPERS' Lodge 2 - Diary Of A Jobless NIGERIAN by damiloladuke(op): 2:01pm On Jun 20, 2015*. Modified: 2:31pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Juliet is someone I will never forget. She was an Ishan girl and it happened that my PPA was made an Ishan League place, we had close to 10 Ishan corpers there and whenever they considered us infidels, they switched to their language and left us all floating. There were actually 2 Juliets, small Juliet and big Juliet and am currently referring to small Juliet. Not that she had a small stature, but the other Juliet was considered big Juliet because she happened to have the total control over this other one. You won’t want to believe these girls actually passed through the university. The way they interacted and related with others. They were considered so razz you would never dare to mess with them. And you know what , Juliet got the job of a hotel Manager after service. A 3- star hotel for that matter. Ajibor was an Ilaje lady I would never forget in the sense that you would never meet any other lady of her kind anywhere. Ajibor won’t mind following her student home to get maggi. She was , in my own opinion, considered loose, She cared less about the environment around her, she could open up her 'bakery' without caution for so long and you would be so surprised to see Ajibor wearing skirt on the NYSC Jungle booth. Nkwor is from Akwa Ibom and you would as well be so surprised she passed through the University. She claimed to study at UNICAL and it was HTML or rocket science to her speaking English language. We wondered how she communicated with students in the class room. I happened to be her number 1 enemy. She considered me a threat, as I would not even speak pidgin with her, I would go straight to speaking pure English and when she wouldn’t understand me anymore, you would hear something like ‘You this Yowuba boy, go raway’ we would all burst into laughter. Prosper was the CLO of my batch, so sound in Table Tennis, he should be representing Nigeria. His second PPA was the Table Tennis Joint at sports center. Prosper looked so good, almost all the girls at the lodge wanted a piece of him. Biggie was that Ishan boy that mingled with everyone despite being a classical dude. He was so funny and represented Anambra state in the Intra State NYSC sports competition. Uyi was just too aggressive for my liken , he would make an attempt to fight a student, though a good protective figure for ladies, as he's so huge and tall. What a corps member. He was cool though, he always told to kill my ambition of wanting to become an artiste, that my voice and that of the frog sound familiar. Olaitan was that Yoruba with a perfect figure. We were close and she was so nice, everyone loved her. You know all these Yoruba girls that would be so big, with big buttocks, but would have a very flat stomach. That is Olaitan. Everyone wanted her, but it seemed she was engaged to someone from home and this made her enemy to most of the desperate men around Kiwi was that FUTA guy that just got all the swags, he loved women so much you would conclude it was the air he breathe. Kiwi would not even care if you were a village girl. All meat is edible. His favourite quote was ‘Even dirty water can quench fire’ unfortunately, he left Awka with a heart break. The hunter eventually got hunted and he was jilted by a lady I had written about. Myself, they called me Damilola, and I happened to be the youngest of all. So stubborn and no one ever beat me in the game of Scrabble so they nicknamed me ‘Scrambler’ They all marveled at my taste for big things despite having a small stature. ‘Small in a big package’ is what I always told them. The POP would be in some few weeks and I was already getting prepared to leave Awka, writing my will and dashing out my things to those who deserved it. And when I say dashing out, we also dashed out our dates. I remember a corps member giving me the numbers of his ex-dates and I still rolled with these girls. It was a common practice among corpers. When I was about leaving, I gave some couple numbers to one guy and he blew all telling them chicks I gave him their numbers…so dumb. I overturned everything on him and made them realize he stole their numbers on my phone. I never made any attempt applying for jobs, which was not really a bad choice for me as I had planned working for myself, not realizing it was not the way Robert Kiyosaki painted it in his books I had read. The situation in the real world would present me with different cards. And I wish I had taken the right steps earlier. My sojourn into joblessness was about to start, but that was not deterring me from enjoying my life and not giving a damn even when I lost some little jobs I was able to get. I remember, a boss firing me at a time. And I wrote a letter to him later on thanking him for giving me freedom. Not that I had a concrete plan, but I was happy to always see the light of the day in my room by 10a.m and not sitting at a job. I knew i would be a blogger and www.wenogetjob..com was already in my womb then. Not that I was lazy. Am smart, intelligent, cunning and highly versatile. But I just don’t know why I would not just get my dream job of between N300, 000 – 500,000 monthly. READ PART 1 HERE SOURCE : www.wenogetjob..com/2015/06/the-different-characters-at-corpers.html?m=0 cc: lalasticlala 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Tinubu Demands Apology From Saraki, Dogara On National Dailies - Vanguard by damiloladuke: 1:51pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Ten Most Influential Singers In Nigeria 2015 - T.I.N by damiloladuke: 1:05pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Sports › Re: Manu Garba Throws In The Towel : Hints At Flying Eagles Exit by damiloladuke: 1:05pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Career › Re: Meet Abuja Female Painter Who Fears No Height (photo) by damiloladuke: 1:04pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
| Nairaland General › Re: Men Spend More Time Gossping Than Women - Study by damiloladuke: 12:07pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Emir Of Daura Appoints Buhari 'Bayajidda Daura II' by damiloladuke: 12:06pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
| Celebrities › Re: Asa And Darey Art Alade In The Studio (pics) by damiloladuke: 12:05pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: All Four Refineries Will Produce Only 19 Million Litres by damiloladuke: 12:04pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: FG Appeals Orders On Kashamu’s Arrest, Extradition by damiloladuke: 12:03pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Glo Drops Naeto C, Lynxxx As Brand Ambassadors And Signs Wizkid by damiloladuke: 12:01pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Family › Re: Photo: Lady Lying On The Streets In Surulere, Lagos by damiloladuke: 12:00pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Food › Re: How I Made Low Budget Goat Head Bitter Leaf Egusi Soup by damiloladuke: 11:59am On Jun 20, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Buhari, Not Jonathan, Responsible For Refineries Resuming Production by damiloladuke: 11:58am On Jun 20, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Dickson Ex-Chief Of Staff Defect From PDP To APC by damiloladuke: 11:57am On Jun 20, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Saraki And Emir Of Ilorin Pray At Ilorin Central Mosque (photo) by damiloladuke: 5:16pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
| Nairaland General › Re: Bird Turns To Woman After Electric Shock In Oshodi, Lagos (graphic Pictures) by damiloladuke: 4:32pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
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| Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Murders Aunt In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Pictures) by damiloladuke: 4:20pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Joda Committee Asks Buhari To Appoint Only 19 Senior Ministers by damiloladuke: 4:02pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
| Webmasters › Re: Post Your .com Website Here For Review, Traffic And Follow by damiloladuke: 3:49pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
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| Education › Re: This Is Federal Polytechnic Mubi In Picture by damiloladuke: 3:37pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
| Culture › Re: 10 Common Misconceptions About Ibadan. by damiloladuke: 3:36pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
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| Crime › Re: Panel beater shot dead in attempt to kidnap Europe returnee(Pictured) by damiloladuke: 3:31pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Poses With Saraki After Their Secret Meeting Today (photos) by damiloladuke: 2:36pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Poses With Saraki After Their Secret Meeting Today (photos) by damiloladuke: 2:34pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Poses With Saraki After Their Secret Meeting Today (photos) by damiloladuke: 2:33pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Big Men In Nollywood Got No Respect For Their Ladies/women by damiloladuke: 2:24pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
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| Literature › She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery 2 - Diary Of A Jobless NIGERIAN by damiloladuke(op): 1:59pm On Jun 19, 2015*. Modified: 8:07am On Jun 21, 2015 |
I was so dumbfounded I didn’t know what to say when her friends came in right after she entered into the eatery, and followed her straight to where I was. She took her seat and introduced her friends like I cared to know even if they bore the names Rihanna, Nicky and Beyonce. Immediately they sat, they just started rapping in a language I suspected was not even pure Igbo, as it was certain I would be able to get some clue if it was Igbo. I now began to ponder what step to take as it was obvious these girls came here to play a game and I would like to show them this is my home, they are they away team. I asked Chidi about school and she said everything was going fine and that exams would soon be starting and she would need to get some handouts. I asked her to call home. Am so sure she was surprised at the response. ‘My Parents have travelled to Abuja’ she replied. So all the Banks in Abuja have travelled to Lagos I thought to myself ‘So hope you have fully prepared for the exams’ I decided to shift the attention from the monetary talk. She said yes, just that she had not been able to cover up the whole syllabus, as the lecturers most times direct them to get the full subjects topics in their respective handouts. I was still pondering what the next tactics it was I would be taking. I thought of so many things. As I had made up my mind it was going to be their Saliva they would drink that day, so I needed an escape mechanism. I thought of excusing myself to go to the toilet, but that would cause suspicion as the toilet is not a detached one. I thought of sending a message to Osaro and ask him to call me and feign an emergency situation at the corpers’ lodge. I also thought of just telling her I needed to withdraw cash at the ATM right opposite the eatery. But I later concluded all these were childish and it would be so immature of me to display an act of cowardice right before these Jezebels. WTF? Am a corps member and it was obvious these chicks were just in either 200 or 300 level. So what should I be afraid of? Chidi asked me if I would be getting anything for them and I just told her No. she tried to know why I said that and I asked if it was her friends I met the other day or her. The girls were already sensing war, so they just stopped their gossips and were watching us both. ‘Now, tell me what you were trying to achieve bringing these girls’ I asked ‘They just wanted to follow me and were not even sure if I was going to be safe’ she responded ‘So this eatery is my bedroom, where you not gonna be safe?, that is an hilarious excuse’ I was already fuming because at that moment she had totally irritated me and the fact that her friends were even speaking in a language I did not understand showed they planned coming around to open office on my head and that got me annoyed the more. ‘Please, can I say something’ One of the friends cut in ‘Am not interested in your saying’ I said. I stood up and left them in the eatery without even saying goodbye. They just sat there and were all stunned by my action and didn’t believe I had done what I just did. They were all watching my track through the eatery’s glass wall as I was also looking at them like a Monkey. I took the next available bike and left. It was when I got home that I realized I had dropped my NYSC Identity Card on the table while I was taking out my phone. READ PART 1 HERE : www.nairaland.com/2375729/she-came-3-friends-meet CC : lalasticlala ishilove SOURCE www.wenogetjob..com/2015/06/diary-jobless-nigerian-youth8.html |
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