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Romance › Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by damiloladuke(op): 1:48pm On Jun 13, 2015
cmax16:
"It was exactly around 9:40pm"... That made me laff! How can it be "exact" and "around" at the same time? shocked shocked shocked

It was a call from an unknown number, how you come take call her back? Don't tell me you had her number from the first day, if you did, why you come dey Waite make the babe call you as a "big boy" borrowing your words... tongue

Referring to her friends, you said "they both look like they were competing for who had the uglier face..." Inferring they were two, but in your earlier post you claimed "she came with 3 of her friends"...huh huh

@OP, lie lie boy! You be youth Cooper dey make this type mistake abi?
You dey mind Nairaland ers? I didn't write the 2nd part and am not a professional writer, so take it as it is
Romance › Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by damiloladuke(op): 9:13am On Jun 13, 2015
adeoti01:
op too many nonsense-wood films dey disturb you... better find better means to drag people come your blog...
that's a personal memoir and not some stupid fiction... even fictional characters are real life experience and you will never even catch me watching movies.. foreign and local... my time is more precious than those
Romance › She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by damiloladuke(op): 6:03pm On Jun 12, 2015
I was already giving up on Chidi on the 3rd day and was having a bad feeling about the girls around here. How would you promise to call and never did. That was a big sin, and God detests sin, I guess she should have come across that in their Sunday School teachings.



It was exactly around 9:40pm, I was about going to bed that very night after a battle with a big bowl of Eba and Egusi soup with pomo. It was the middle of the month and the state Government had not paid our state ‘Allawee’ which usually comes in every mid-month.

So guys no ‘hol’ or do I say ‘pepper no red’. So I had to manage the little funds I had with me to prepare an economy egusi stew, which I knew was gonna last me for at least 4days.


My phone rang, and it was a call from an unknown number.
‘Hello, good evening, this Dammy’ I said ‘Please who am I onto?’
‘Chidi, the girl you met the other day’ the caller said
I bolted off the bed in my lying position and sat up, adjusted myself and offered a 2nd greeting.


‘Oh bae, good evening, hope you had a very sweet day? What took you so long to call’
‘Am sorry, I have been busy’ she replied
‘Let me call you back’ I said confidently to prove that am the man.


‘Okay’ she said
I hung up and called her instantly. We spoke for like 5minutes and it was already getting into my marrows as I had planned using the airtime to call the guy that was owing me cash the following morning.


I asked her to come see me the following day, wwhich she declined and asked that we meet at an eatery at UNIZIK Junction. I reluctantly accepted as it was obvious she never wanted to shift ground. Not that it was a big deal, as it would be a display of maturity to her if I could succumb to her wishes, at least for now that we are just getting to know eachother.


Although the big issue here was the fact that I was near-broke, I was only having N500 with me and I just had no idea of how the whole issue was gonna be cleared out. But as a bad sharp Las-gidi boy, there must be a way out.


The following morning, I sent her a lovely text and told here we would meet by 12. She never replied and I was wondering if she got the message. I called her around 10 to confirm our meeting and she said we are good to go.


I tried to get to the corpers’ lodge to see if I could task the other corps members to at least lend me 1K. like it was planned, everyone was dead broke, I even happened to be the richest. I just left their miserable environment before they weighed me down with their misery. While leaving, Osaro asked if he could come with me.


‘You be Poly Bag wey I go carry along or weting?’ I replied with full anger ‘ Idiot’
She called me around 11.30 to ask where I was and I told her I was on my way.


‘Okay, we will soon be coming too’ she said
I though I heard wrongly, We? Who are we? Is she an entity? Or a colony? She was the only one I was expecting, so what is we?
‘You said what?’ I asked to be sure I was not hearing from space. She probably sensed my reaction, and replied that she will soon be on her way.
‘Good’ I said to myself and took the next available bike to the Junction. I entered and located a secluded seat at one corner, to afford us some privacy.


I thought to myself if I should get bottled water to chill, but had a change of mind because I never still knew what was going to come up. Not even realize I was going to be hit with Tsunami in the next 30minutes.


She stepped in 30 minutes later and I was so glad to see her, she was dressed in a red Arsenal Jersey, with a tight jeggings and and a pair of All stars. She looked so gorgeous in her outfit and I knew I had hit jackpot. The moment the door closed behind her, it re-opened and lo and behold, she came with 3 of her friends. I knew it was judgement day at that moment.



How would she do this to me. It’s an obvious sign this girl doesn’t like me. I tell guys that a girl that loves you will hardly make demands anyhow with the fear that you might not like the situation and act in a way that will be hurtful to her.

She would rather be cautious. Its only girls that don’t mean well for you that make unnecessary demands. I knew from that moment this girl does not like me and I made up my mind to teach them the lesson of their lives.
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Politics › Re: Osun, Ogun And Oyo States Joins Lagos To Declare 12 June Public Holiday by damiloladuke: 8:35pm On Jun 11, 2015
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Webmasters › Re: Make Money Blogging by damiloladuke: 12:23pm On Jun 11, 2015
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Prostitutes Trafficking Ring That Uses 'juju' Smashed By Spanish Police by damiloladuke: 3:54pm On Jun 10, 2015
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Food › Re: Ogogoro: 66 Persons Dead In Rivers State by damiloladuke: 3:42pm On Jun 10, 2015
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Literature › My 1st Ibo Girl Date - Diary Of A Jobless NIGERIAN Youth by damiloladuke(op): 1:16pm On Jun 10, 2015
It was a beautiful sunny afternoon, the wind was blowing gently and
there was this kind of frenzy atmosphere, everyone seemed to be in a
light mood under the big mango tree, right at the gate of my PPA.
Myself, Osaro, Omoh and Kiwi were busy gisting about football, I
happened to be a Chelsea fan, though not a fanatic, so didn’t know
much about the club’s history. But Osaro, being a die-hard Man U fan
was trying to prove so many points why his team is superior to mine.
All I was just saying was UP BLUES, we are the champions.

‘The only thing you know about Che…Chelsea is the colour of their
jersey’ Osaro, being a light stammerer, said.


‘Is blue the only colour of Chelsea?, don’t we were brown
sometimes?’ I confidently replied. Everyone burst into laughter.


‘Sometimes, they were cream color’ Kiwi rhetorically said.
‘What’s funny? Tell me if am wrong or why you all mocking me…’ I
was switching into anger mode


‘Who dey mock you? Na you dey mock yourself for here’ Omoh cut in


I just left the place in anger and I was going out the gate, out of
nowhere I will say, came out this pretty damsel and I knew I would
never forgive myself if I didn’t follow up.


I tried to check my dressing and wiped sweat off my face, used my
mouth spray and even applied a little of the spray on my palm, incase
am lucky to get a hand shake.


I moved closer and tried to perceive the fragrance in my mouth, but
covering my mouth with my palm and blowing a gentle air. It smelt
nice. I cleared my throat twice and said Hi.


She looked back and before she knew it, I had caught up with here.
We were both walking side-by-side now. ‘Am Dami, and I am not sure
you live in this vicinity’ That was my trademark introduction.


‘No’ she replied, ‘Just passing by’


‘Okay, so can you do me the honour of telling me what your name is?’


‘Am ChidiEbele and you?’ She asked


I felt butterflies flying in my tummy as she asked me my name, not
even remembering that was the 1st thing I told her, but I don’t mind
anyway, I repeated myself and told her I will like to be her friend.
She said no problem just that she is in a hurry and won’t mind me
giving her my number that she would call.


I asked to get hers but she refused and I didn’t want to lose on both
ends, so I succumbed and gave her mine and hoping and praying she
calls.


We parted and I went back to my friends. They had all noticed me
with the lady and were all hailing as I was approaching.


‘Up bluessssssss’ they all chorused

‘Abi na, up brownsssssss’ Osaro jokingly said.

I just smiled and had a seat and narrated the whole deal to them.
I was just staring at my phone and hoping to receive here call. Then
at that moment did a strange call came in and excitedly I picked.
Changed my voice to a cleaner, sweeter one and said ‘ Hello’
‘Will you like to participate in our on-going promo of who wants to be
a Millionaire?’ The voice of a lady said at the other end. Damn , it was
my network provider calling.


I hissed and just disconnected the call.

‘Stupid people’ I venomously said.

Everyone just burst into laughter.
It happened that Chidi never called until the 3rd day.


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Jobs/Vacancies › Diary Of A Jobless Naija Youth - 3 (igbo Ladies Can Cook. Chai!! ) by damiloladuke(op):
I was eventually absorbed into the school system and despite that, I
still pressed on with my transfer to the bank, which through God’ s
miracle, eventually happened, though not as a full staff member.
My first day at the classroom was so interesting as the students were
so elated to have a young looking and handsome corps member like
me in their midst, I posses this stature that would even make me
pass as one of them. So I believe they consider me their kind and so
were all free to approach me.


One thing that amazed me was the names Igbo people bear.
They are nice name though but very funny. I noticed names like
SomtoChukwu, Nonso, Ekene, Chinedu etc was so common among
them and not only that, Igbo people love bearing English names.
I remember a very brilliant boy like that, FyneCountry, how can a
name be FyneCountry?, one even bears Hilltree, and I wonder how the
parents could have come across such names. It’s cool though, as
these kids seem to like it.


One other thing I noticed about Igbo people is there adoption of the
English Man’s culture in terms of child upbringing, they act as white
men would do.
A typical Igbo father will hardly spank his child, he will decide to only
give a stern warning and asked the child to promise not to repeat the
wrongdoing.
I also marveled at the sophistication of the Igbo people in terms of
mechanization.


They seem to be so versed in the mechanics and have almost every
specialized device for every activity. You will hardly see an Igbo
woman hawk heavy market stuffs on her head; she will rather use a
wheelbarrow to ease the stress. And almost every household has a
wheelbarrow over there.
Another thing I noticed about the Igbo people is the possession of
different food varieties. These people seem to have taken conscious
efforts in developing all kinds of delicious meals especially the soups.
Its also a common sight to see ladies riding on motorcycles on the
road. I just wonder how that could have gotten into the Igbo culture. I
don' t think i would ever have ridden on a bike that is driven by a
lady. It would simply look funny.


I love them soups, is it Oha, Ofesala, Banga, Okazi, Cocoyam leaf
soup, Ogbono etc and the way they spice every the soups with
different kinds of fish. Mheeen!!!, it was a wonderful experience.
I remember all the ladies my friends and I dated during service year
could cook and that would make you wonder if they brought the
talent from heaven. Though it might take them hours to cook the
meal to perfection, but the few minutes you would use to consume
the meals would be the best dining minutes of your life.


I remember a time Oluchi, a girlfriend to one corps member came
around to cook for us. She spent about 3 hours and everyone was
already complaining. Osaro, a close ‘ally in crime’ , started
complaining bitterly and was like “How person go dey hungry, come
call una make una come cook, una go come take 3 hours cooks the
meal. Shey person no go don die?” . They will pound this, crush that,
grate this, scrape that, wash this.
And what I like most is their raw vegetables. I just love it so much I
eat it everyday.


I also loved abacha so much, the coconut and cassava type though.
It was always an alternative to taking garri, and sometimes I used it
to eat my beans. There are two kinds of abacha , the other I don’t so
much like. Doesn’t look hygienic to me, how would you mix
vegetables and red oil and other stuffs like that and then mix with
grated cassava and eat? No, I never tasted the thing in as much as I
loved tasting new delicacies.


But notwithstanding, Kudos to all Igbo girls, they are extra-ordinary
when it comes to getting to a man’s heart through his stomach. And
not only that, they can love especially when they know you are from
the South West. I wonder what Yoruba people did to have their
interest.
Once an Igbo lady knows you are a foreigner in their land, she gives
you that attention and would even prefer taking you as friend to other
Igbo guys.
…later things


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