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monimekaz:
You say what Jesu !!!!Kenya come be what??

East North central Africa

The problem is not with the intelligent minds we have in this NNPC brouhaha conundrum or whatever you call it...


Some of these intelligent minds channel their minds towards proposing Out of the point propositions, that they stupidly and werelitically defend...


In the end, you find out that these anxiously crazy OPidified individuals *may* not even be called later...


Biko... Its not funny... 1% theory just because your reimbursement is coming late... Its just like saying "The interview team were only concerned about the first set of interviewees, majorly day 1-5"... Now I can substantiate this with enough wack and crazily crafted psychoanalytical points, but "What do I stand to gain"?



Some people are just intelligently idiotic...


I just read the 1% theory and I felt the guy should have channeled his Almighty theory formulation gifts towards "DRAGNET OR KPMG EXAMS"...


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rahazaqa:
You are not wise my brother. Did you watch the video at all? Lots of you cannot think well, you are clouded by bigotry and emotions.

I think some of them reason with their butts... They can't even decode simple message

floydmayweather:
@Damjoy ; let link up. My interview is 7am too

Chat me up

07080843287

Abdullahim2:
what abt ur indigene?

Kwara

demicupid:
Yeah... Got feedback today, physical test is on Saturday!

That means you are coming to Abuja too

verbalbullet:
I just received an invite by dragnet via my e-mail to come for a test in Abuja next week Saturday. Fellow applicants pls signify let's know ourselves and how to prepare for the upcoming test

Abuja tooo ooo... Did you do the online test too?

floydmayweather:
I wrote the test in Kano State and got the interview invite. 8am batch

Wow... Did you write your test at Gyadi Gyadi?

I got the Abj invite too for 7:00am

Favy24:
I havent oooooooquote author=divapinky post=79687606]Has anyone who studied mass communication gotten?

Here

Got mine as early as 8:20

Mass Communication

Did my test at Kano

I received the below mail from NNPC this afternoon

NNPC 2019 RECRUITMENT EXERCISE: NOTIFICATION OF APPLICATION STATUS


Dear Applicant,

Following your online application for a position in Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), you are hereby notified of your success in the first level screening exercise and the scheduling of a Computer Based Test for Saturday 1st June, 2019.

Time and venue of the Test, and other required details, will be communicated to you on or before the 27th of May, 2019.

Notes:

Validation of credentials in line with our advertised criteria will continue throughout the exercise and candidates will be disqualified if found not to meet set criteria.
Candidates not qualified will not receive further communication from us regarding the Computer Based Test and other activities.
Congratulations.

Best regards,

NNPC Careers Team.


CAREERS@NNPC.




Who else got this mail

Let me help you to rebroadcast on whatsapp... Its a nice topic

Oga think of how you will forget her when GOD FORBID you hear you are about to spill...


Your primary objective on campus is to graduate first boss... After your name is on the graduating list, if you still want to think of her... You are free.


I loved my EX, and mine was so terrible that our departments were in the same building... At first sef, I just dy act like say I no see am... Later we both grew up even if the looks on the faces of her friends were "We tell you say she go leave you, you no fine reach the main man na"


End of story

She is married to the guy (Probably happy now) I graduated better than the both of their results combined and working better... So oga, think of the many people you will disappoint if you don't eventually go for NYSC this year because you can't get over a girl...


Her fault or yours

Break up is Break up

Glistinin:
Baba abeg connect me with an NGO job?

Check MyJobmag


Plenty NGO jobs full there... But first, your qualification matters

clems88:
ur right . lot if NGO's a friend of mine has invited me to kano to work but ....I can't risk going to north any more

Boss Abeg link me up with that ur friend... Me dy North and I no wan leave north (When you earn more than you work for... = NGO)

Raalsalghul:
You have any idea how one can get those NGO jobs?
Been applying, not even a regret mail

NGO jobs interviews are crazy (Thats to tell you how their selection processes too can be)


But first you have to decide which aspect of the NGO you want to work in



Monitoring and Evaluation pays more but is very stressful and hard to get but funnily always available.



You most times will need professional certifications while applying for NGO jobs


Check out Philanthropy University for some free courses that can give you an edge in NGO jobs... Keep trying though and its important whats on ur CV tooo.



No be say I get experience like that ooo... But my latest stint with an NGO (Pathfinder Intl) has taught me alot of things

I don't know of states but I can saw of a region... Try any of the NW states...

But the Job here is mostly NGO Jobs... You earn more and spend less in NW working with NGO's.

Thank God Semo and Amala is not on the list

Balance as at Dec 2018... I can't even imagine that our gullibility have gotten to the extent that we can't even read in between the lines of the report... What was revealed was Opening balance and What was in the account as at Dec 2018... Now let's have a detailed report on what came in and out of the account before Dec to see if Onnoghen's name was actually dragged into the mud or not

Johnnyessence:
Muslim -Muslim ticket, I don't subscribe to that. elrufai is a religious fanatic. pdp will surely challenge the election in the court of competent jurisprudence. tribunal loading in kaduna state .

Tell that to Umahi and his like

Na lie ooo Na Felix Nicholas of the People'ss Collation Party (PCP) take third with 110,196 votes,

Empiree:
lol, this is illogical. Hotel by definition is meant to provide accommodation for travellers especially. It is not designed for fornication or adultery. But people may do Haram things they want while hotel establishment is not responsible for that. However, hotel management may accommodates Haram stuff like alcohol etc. But this has nothing to do with whoever doesn't want to drink alcohol or fornication.

In Nigeria, we have different definition of hotel from day 1. We have the idea that hotel primary use is for Haram activities. If you travel to another country where you don't know anyone, you have to rent hotel. You possibly carry your Quran with you too. And I do this. I rent hotels all the time and I see their Bible placed in the drawer on the side.

Your point is actually Illogical. Given the fact that the Hotel has other commonsensical meanings gives more credence to why Qur'an should not be found in an Hotel room. Now taking the Qur'an with you on a Journey is a different scenario entirely, but having it in a place like Hotel especially in a hotel room is basically Haram. Since some hotels do have Masajeeds, its basically appropriate to find the Qur'an there and not in the Hotel rooms

Godgobless:
Senator Ademola Adeleke of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has finally broken the silence on the Saturday’s Governorship election in Osun state that was ruled inconclusive by the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC.


Adeleke who is currently leading the Osun Guber poll thanked his supporters and appealed to the people to rededicate themselves to the ‘struggle, adding that ‘the tyrants can be forced to submit to the will of the people.

His official statement reads:

“I sent my appreciation through this medium to Osun voters who find me worthy of their votes. Your votes humbled me and further strengthen my resolve to truly serve our people.

“Despite all the blackmails and persecution, you stand by me, you voted for me and you defended your votes. You adopted me as the rallying point of the redemption movement. Words cannot express the depth of my appreciation.

“We will get to the promised land. It started well and it will end in praise to our dear God. Let us rededicate ourselves to the struggle. You have proved that with determination, the most powerful tyrant can be forced to submit to the will of the people. I appreciate you all.”

http://www.godgobless.com/2018/09/osun-state-adeleke-finally-speaks-on.html

Am I the only one seeing the blunders in this speech!!!

TheAngry1:
I know Yorubas claim to be 'tolerant', but we should not push that into inconsiderate levels. Ibikunle is Muslim, his successor should be Christian, FULL STOP. Please don't bring that competence bullsheet here, Ambode replaced Fashola and we are not complaining.

Stop being a Bigot... Preach that in Ekiti first before talking about Ogun

Fayemi- Christian
Fayose- Christian


Abegi

Zuru sha ni le wa... I rep ABS

Corper wee... We are seeing what Bagudu is doing jare

The link says otherwise bro

naijapips04:
Consolation. That fools name was never mentioned. See the full list.

I didn't know zombie was a word until I read this...


Have you suddenly forgotten that the headline stated 15 senators...

FriendNG:
Technology gadget? China is there who is talking of Israel? Israel can be defeated hands down.

Abeg help me tell am say Japan no even dy make noise

Braveryy:
Experienced and tested advice needed please.
I used to have a perfect relationship with a sister, every every worked well, until she began to keep too many male friends and they wouldn't stop asking her out.

I made her understand I wasn't comfortable with it, even if she claimed she was doing nothing with any of them, and truly I never did catch her but her chats with them will give anybody a different idea. They visited at will (and randomly cos it isn't just one guy) and will stay in closed doors 'gisting like she calls it'.

Well, I had to find a way out of the mess she was doing to my heart, so I broke up with her.

Twas really hard for her to get over me, and bla bla bla... She did try to get me back anyway, but I just couldn't bring myself back.

Fast forward...
I have another beauty now, and we've gotten along fine together. She is Meek, and this means she could be good to anyone, and anyone could be her friend...
She knows about my ex. initially, twas hatred my ex displayed for her, but now...

A day came and my ex came to my house to tell me, she's tried her best to get over me, and I couldn't help her heal, she's going to help herself and find a way to revenge.

Lately, she's almost always with my gf currently, she wants to go where my gf is going... Always in her room... In fact always with her. Somehow, I feel unsafe with it.

I've told my gf I don't like it like it, but I can't do more than that. Any good advice can help me right now.

Something is definitely cooking up somewhere. Well give them a little break since you've told ur current GF. If nothing changes, act like you don't care but don't give a damn attention to ur ex, trust me she will either reveal her intention herself or other way round. Though from ur post I doubt if her close friendship is sincere

Kebbi State, buh camp @Sokoto

NwaAmaikpe:


KWASU?

It's that the name of a University or a funkified, shortened form of the devil's name 'Ekwensu'.

How would you know, since you never attended one yourself

Desyner:
It is a matter of time before the IGR covers all salaries. Can you say same for Osun?

Yeye are you talking about the same KWARA STATE?

I bet you must be a very close aide of the Governor or a Product of Stomach Infrastructure...

I am from Kwara State and dont tell me what you havr no knowledge of... That yeye IGR na trash... They generate then spend amongst themselves... IGR covers all salaries my foot