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Jokes EtcRe: Family Questionnaire by dammizz(m): 9:20pm On Dec 17, 2010
Ehen, efcc don dey probe poster nau, oya start confession kia-kia else,
Jokes EtcRe: Family Questionnaire by dammizz(m): 7:11pm On Dec 17, 2010
Old & stale still
Jokes EtcRe: A Husband's Last Question! by dammizz(m): 7:06pm On Dec 17, 2010
At least this woman didnt lie *winks*
Jokes EtcRe: Parrots by dammizz(m): 6:48pm On Dec 17, 2010
Lol,
LESSON LEARNT: single pple r always close 2 d Creator, prayin relentlessly 4 d right spouse& when they get one, they get less serious.
Buh that was a funny joke tho'
Jokes EtcRe: Terry G In Court by dammizz(m): 11:10am On Dec 17, 2010
Is this supposed to be a joke? *mscheww* abegie move to "Kiddies Rhymes" if there is any section like that.
Music/RadioRe: Please Explain 9ice Versus Album Cover by dammizz(m): 1:13pm On Dec 15, 2010
aieromon:
Why would i diss someone on my album sleeve after asking for his support on the same album?
^^Movin' on. . . . . .
I didnt mean "diss" buh that album cover has a subtle meaning. Come to think of it, if 9ice had asked the likes of Banky-W, M.I, Mode9 and the rest to drag him by his T-shirt physically instead of using the cartoon, would they ve agreed? Imagine, he even looks bigger that the rest in the cartoon, isnt dt sum'n.

sweetguy10:
Hey you are he biggest fool here , are you high on wet cannabis ? hidden meaning your black empty brain , Ode oshi jati jati .
Hey Sweetboy, I've not been angry with my comments but u r so outta control, now its obvious who's high. Ehen, so there is wet cannabis? I gotta blieve u 'cos this might be from experience.

LoveKing:
That is not the best way to seek attention mr follow follow.
Now, I understand why sweetboy acted that way (typical attention seeker), this is supposed to be an opinion thread and he almost turned it to an Insult thread. He needs to get a life
Jokes EtcRe: The Bride Tells Her Husband by dammizz(m): 6:30pm On Dec 14, 2010
Ha ha ha, dis is hilariously funny
Music/RadioRe: Please Explain 9ice Versus Album Cover by dammizz(m): 8:45pm On Dec 13, 2010
Tosin must b sufferin from brain tumor which leads to mental myopia. Most pictures on album covers ve hidden meanings & 9ice made his meaning obvious enough but u r too naive 2 decipher it. Next time listen & learn from a musical veteran cos its obvious u cant see beyond ur nose yet
Music/RadioRe: Please Explain 9ice Versus Album Cover by dammizz(m): 7:45pm On Dec 13, 2010
Tosin, no mind waypavers jare
Music/RadioRe: Please Explain 9ice Versus Album Cover by dammizz(m): 5:50pm On Dec 13, 2010
Loveking is right jor, trying 2 put depict dat other singers r subordinates 2 him, knowing dt they wouldnt understand (cos dem no b Yoruba)
EntertainmentRe: Mama 2010 List Of Winners: by dammizz(m): 5:19pm On Dec 13, 2010
*sniffs*I smell rigging here.The list aint complete without Ruggedman. Didnt we all hear 'Ehen', Iwu must ve done his thang again

*winks*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Efemena_XY Emerges Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 by dammizz(m): 3:47pm On Dec 13, 2010
Efe
Nairaland GeneralRe: Would You Add Your Dad On Facebook? by dammizz(m): 3:44pm On Dec 13, 2010
I would swiftly hit "Ignore" button and if he asks me why, I would say "Dad, U r more than a friend to me, u should ve sent Dad request"   wink wink
Seriously me thinks Facebook and Family only start wiv d same alphabet, they r 2 different entities.
Jokes EtcRe: Curiosity by dammizz(m): 2:47pm On Dec 13, 2010
Efemena_xy:
Okay, I hear you cheesy

When u vote finish, just come ma house press the dorbell twice wait 5 seconds then press twice again (that's the code)

When dem open d door - just say these 2 words: Black Gold

and Jimoh go give u the suitcase full of £££ grin grin grin
Gotcha, 6 p.m it is, would be wearing a black bulletproof tuxedo.
Jokes EtcRe: Curiosity by dammizz(m): 6:11am On Dec 13, 2010
Ha ha ha. Na moi dey do shakara abi, u still gonn' get my vote 'cos me dont wanna be abducted. Just expect me b4 da day ends sha
Jokes EtcRe: Curiosity by dammizz(m): 9:38pm On Dec 12, 2010
Hmmm, wetin dey scare me small b say una Igbo pple no dey quick release kishi lai dat, abi u get somethin else wey fit tickle moi fancy?
Jokes EtcRe: Curiosity by dammizz(m): 9:05pm On Dec 12, 2010
Well u right sha, I've actually got all d dough I'd needed buh I'm thinkin of becomin an Oliver Twist, still thinking,
Jokes EtcRe: Curiosity by dammizz(m): 8:11pm On Dec 12, 2010
Dis votey-votey thang, how much's in it 4 we?
Jokes EtcRe: Read This Joke To Get Euro600 Or N120000 by dammizz(m): 3:39pm On Dec 11, 2010
Now who is stupid? tchewww
Jokes EtcRe: Classic Begger by dammizz(m): 3:27pm On Dec 11, 2010
Ha ha ha
Jokes EtcRe: Idiot by dammizz(m): 2:05pm On Dec 11, 2010
Hmmm, Can anyone in dis planet be dis stupid or da poster is just dunce? Arghhh
Jokes EtcRe: Mushrooms, Abdulmutallab And More! by dammizz(m): 7:07pm On Dec 06, 2010
Studio just related Tanimz wit "bow wow wow", OMG! She obviously didnt understand else,
Jokes EtcRe: One Day A Little Boy Over Heard His Parents by dammizz(m): 5:12pm On Dec 06, 2010
I've read this joke a million times but its funny zha.
Its too obscene
Jokes EtcRe: Johnny Again by dammizz(m): 4:53pm On Dec 06, 2010
Ha ha ha, little Mary wins again, thanks 2 her experienced mum.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Winner,s Chap.rob by dammizz(m): 9:15am On Dec 04, 2010
Robbery in Church, Dem guys no dey fear. Where art thou conscience? SMH
Nairaland GeneralRe: Would You Spend more time on Facebook If ..... by dammizz(m): 8:33am On Nov 27, 2010
Laffs of jests @ d poster. Ha ha ha,
Nairaland GeneralRe: California Animal Rescuers Seek Homes For 1,000 Rats by dammizz(m): 10:01am On Nov 24, 2010
^^^ seconded. We already ve enuf rats
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Allah! The God Of Abraham,isaac And Jacob,the God Of Isreal? by dammizz(m): 4:42pm On Nov 21, 2010
^^ Seconded. This thread aint necessary, it will only create confusion & enmity
Music/RadioRe: Soundcity Music Video Awards 2010 Winners… Banky W & 2face Shine by dammizz(m): 3:34pm On Nov 21, 2010
Paste the full list here jor, Im currently on fown
Music/RadioRe: R.kelly Feat 2face, Fally Ipupa ,amani And Many More - Hands Accross The World by dammizz(m): 11:13am On Nov 18, 2010
He finally got the collabo with R.kelly that he's always craved for, something about waiting for God's time. Anywayz Congratulations are in order.

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