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saintneo: Chi-ukwu = big God. Because two vowels can't be together, the "i" is truncated ..... Chukwu



Ukwu has several meanings depending on the accents on the vowels.

Úkwù = waist (but for perverts it is both waist and buttocks of lady)
Úkwú = big/large
Ükwü = leg

Ükwü gï a, ö ga-ebu úkwù úkwú = This your leg, can it support a big waist.

ukwu sarambala

yuncka: Goodnews, there still hope for those wit bald hair.

no celebrate yet o, d head go don turn dryland before 2020 na

1.They’ll stop what they’re doing to take a nap. Doesn’t matter where they are. Doesn’t matter who they’re with.
2.They conduct themselves poorly in public.
3.Seriously, they just can’t seem to get their food to their mouths.
4.They are totally unable to predict when they’re about to pass out.
5.They always find themselves in totally inexplicable situations.
6.They have absolutely no coordination.
7.There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.
8.They have poor impulse control.
9.They often fall asleep on or near toilets.
10.They shouldn’t be trusted around heavy equipment.
11.They have no sense of shame.
12.And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.
13.They don’t know when to stop drinking.
14.They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination.
15.They’re really bad at posing for photos.
16.They’re terrible at judging distances.
17.They’re obsessed with finding something to eat.
18 …but they often don’t make it that far.
19.They’re constantly hurting themselves.
20.They draw on others’ faces when they pass out.
21.They’re not good around pools.
22.They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.
23.Things go wrong around them for no apparent reason.
24.They have no shame about being seen without pants on.

Pull yourselves together, babies.

sunnedee: In naija? Those private schools that are after only money?

Or those public schools that are not properly funded?

It is well...

well if na only money dem dey find make dem continue, ebola is like karma, strikes the ill advised n ill prepared

OkBye

All na wash, n why convenant of all unis, no b dat secondary school wey dem no dey allow them use fone

As long as the proper precautions are taken to forestall any outbreak, I c no reason why these pupils should be "detained unlawfully" at home

gbaskiboy: YIMU "ukwu" na waist oo

uzoch"ukwu" toch"ukwu" etc.. No wonder my ibo brothers can die for ukwu any day

Mehn! hate goat meat u say?? Nna mehn goat meat is a blessing, dat feeling u get when u properly sink ur teeth to that blessed piece of hide n flesh nature has provided, u can't but thank God for the heavenly feeling that follows

Cultism at a age when this boys are supposed to be shaping their future #SayNoToCultism

So much for sovereignty

Am I d only one here who thinks partially frozen watermelon is d best thing that has happened to mankind, man! U gotta try it out #natural icecream

Why everything dey get suffix of "ukwu" like this

German virologist, Jonas Schmidt-Chanasit has said that the time to stop the deadly virus has passed….
A German Ebola expert has reportedly said that it is too late to contain the virus and that the disease will kill 5 million people in the affected countries before it “burns out.”
Jonas Schmidt-Chanasitof the Bernhard Nocht Institute for Tropical Medicine in Hamburg told Germany’s Deutsche Welle that:
The right time to get this epidemic under control in these countries has been missed,” “That time was May and June.” “Now it will be much more difficult.”
Schmidt-Chanasit, a virologist, supposedly said further that “efforts should now be focused on stopping the transmission of the virus to other countries.”
The Centre For Research On Globalization said on its website that the virologist stated that hope is all but lost for the inhabitants of Sierra Leone and Liberia and that the virus will only “burn itself out” when it has infected the entire population and killed five million people.
Schmidt-Chanasit also said the virus will “become endemic” and that the only solution now is to “help where it is still possible, in Nigeria and Senegal for example.”
The Ebola outbreak of 2014 has been described as the worst ever by the World Health Organization and over 2000 people have died from the disease in West Africa

Yimu! D ebola don go finish before una start una commendation service?






Abi no be dat man wey tok say make we dey chow kolanut to cure Ebola??

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Same beat, different tunes

Hmmm

Billions of Dollars(trillions in naira) expended in creating weapons of destruction all to no end, such funds wud easily alleviate poverty in some 3rd world country smh...#myOpinion

Billions of Dollars(trillions in naira) expended in creating weapons of destruction all to no end, such funds wud easily alleviate poverty in some 3rd world country smh...#myOpinion tho

Gynacologist: big head?

massive n colossal head to be precise

aanumama: Travels and tours, Hotels e.t.c

lol ohh okay

aanumama: If I had my way back then I'd definitely be a doctor!but I end up in the Hospitality business which is not bad too.

hospitality?

I remember back then in primary school, when our class teacher will ask everyone of us that “What Do You Want To be When You Grow Up?”
And now here is the question Again.
When You Were A Kid, What Did You Want To Be When You Grew Up?
Drop Your Comments.