ATOB:


Call me.

N y shud I do dat?

ATOB:


Miss you.
Would like to talk to you.

U knw hw to talk to me if u want to.

ATOB:


Whatsup?

Notin much

ATOB:


Haba... I didnt yinmu to what you said naaw. Easy.
I did that to you.
Like been a while.

I hear u

ATOB:


Yinmu.

Evry1 is entitled to dia views..pls b careful so dat ur nose doesn't fall off.

CCsurplus007:


Hmmmmm the last time i checked ladies with this qualities are decreasing at an exponential rate. Most ladies wants the ready made japan guy.At least dem go do ovation wedding na

Hehehe. ..u can't blame us totally u knw, evry1 likes somtin good.

Trayoralas:
Nawa oooo. You wanna kill two birds with a stone. Brother if not careful, you lose the two. Chase job first. You can marry a knock out babe when you are financially okay. Age is just a number. Pls be wise.

A knockout babe dat probably has no manners...beta wen u ve notin dan wen u ve it all.Beauty is vain as well.

Heisfaithful:
Hello N'landers, I am a graduate and an IT Support Specialist and had been looking for job for some years now, I'm an entrepreneur(Repair, Network, troubleshoot and install computer Systems). I am not getting any younger (early 30) and had resolve within me that I must marry and settle down this year. I had come across some good ladies but had been afraid to propose or have any serious relationship as I will like to provide for the needs of my woman and take good care of my family. I'm a good-looking, tall young man with good heart.

heisfaithful@gmail.com

U don't nid to b boxed up b4 u get a wife..if she loves u she ll understand u are doin your best, at least dats wen u can b sure she dosent want u for the money.Stop bin scared, make a move.

aristocrazzy:
Nowadays almost every boy possess those characters so the most defining character is not stated there. And we all know it.

My brother nt all at all...If a guy has all dat n also has a vision he's pursing dosent ve to b rich cos dat ll surely come if he's nt lazy...Am telling u he has my hrt.

Fourwinds:
it is not a matter of jumping into a well. y do u think d USA use pples data to cub crime.? with d rate at which USA are chasing terrorist all around d world., how many terrorist have conviniently attack dem at home.? it is becausr dey know who is who in deir home soil. hw can someone who is ready to marry u not ask some of dose questions.? or u expect him to just carry u and put in d house.? u see y u should watch ur back while growing up

Did u read wot I wrote well?

emusmith:


I'm listening... tell me...

nt u now

N y wuld we lie abt all dis especially the age and virgin part.If i tell him the truth n he dosent like it...let him jump into a well

emusmith:
In my interaction with all kinds Of ladies over the years, I discovered that there are some questions that they don't normally reply you with the truth. It's as if it's a Taboo in their "Ladies Kingdom".

Even if they are too good, they often keep silent with a smile (I call that GREEN LIES) OR "bend" the truth until you can't tell which is truth anymore. lol.

Below are some of those questions:


1. How old are you?

Majority of ladies feel that if they reveal their age to an interested young man in a social network, they might be looked down upon, but not with a potential partner na...
Age is a number, just spill it.
Hiding it does not reduce it.


2. Are you in a relationship?

When you ask her this question, TWO things are involved.
She might say YES to make you think that she is not lonely and bored.
If she says NO, it might be that she's a type that wants to "dig gold" (as my brother tosyne2much analysed, hehehe) from all angles OR she might just be spreading her tentacles.
Lies remains Lies!


3. Are you a Virgin?

This is like a rhetorical question. Before you ask, just answer it yourself, YES!

Some might get mad at you just for asking, hah! Bae, sorry o... My curiosity got the better of me...


4. What can make you tell a lie?

Lies? Lies are bad, she'll reply.
I don't lie. I hate lying.

Take a deep breath because you've just been lied to.

5. Do you love me?

NB: I've never asked this sha . lol.

Whenever you get to this point, don't try to ask. Anything you hear is obviously not the truth.
Why? Love is shown more than it's spoken.


6. When was the last time you got laid?

More often than not, if she is a bit honest, she'll tell, two years ago or A year and six months.
I'm not doubting her but... hmm!
God is watching ooo!


7. What did you take for breakfast?

Hehehe! She will never tell you garri or "packet shirt" with ogbono soup.
She will tell you things like: Plantain chips, Indomie, Bread and tea...

The thing go fear me more when I ask, since morning? and she replies, Yes!
Hah! Where you get strength from to rush for lectures? You be Super woman?

She won't tell you she's watching her weight which Most times are PLAIN, SILLY LIES! Lol!
For most part, She'll tell you Nothing, I am not hungry or I have lost appetite... iffa hear!

All she needs to hear is just your "Bae, try and eat something, OK" lol.


These are my findings, you can add to it.

LogoDWhiz:
Love!
And a promise of a better future!

Doesn't apply to everyone.
Some guys are outrightly lazy and there is no promise of a better future.

But for the hardworking ones. Stick with them.
Tough time don't last, tough people do.

On point

tobillionaire:
.. Yoruba women from. Another planet right Cos. D ones I see everyday ehn! #smh#

If the ones u see evryday are made up dis way...u might not recognise dem again.

tobillionaire:
.. Yoruba women from. Another planet right Cos. D ones I see everyday ehn! #smh#

If the ones u see evryday are made up dis way...u might not know dem again.

None...do i even have a boyfriend

nurd:
1. Adoring Boyfriend
This kind of boyfriend is extremely caring. Ladies generally feel blessed for having such a guy. This guy takes good care of his lady, adore her, and try to please her in every way. Ladies, if your boyfriends normally enchant you with sweet words and still goes on to prove it in his action - by doing what's mentioned above - then he falls in this category.

2. Mugu/Maga Boyfriends
God save these guys from runs-girls. These guys can sell their father's land to please a lady. No wonder ladies like to rush them like hot shoprite bread (abi na lie?). I think some romancelanders fall in this category considering the number of threads that has been created on this issue

3. The Serial Cheaters
These guys sabi perform film-trick on several chicks in a row. They are very talented in this matter. Some of them are players and it is very difficult to detect them. Many have suffered from their spell.

4. The Jealous Ones
Some guys are not normal. Once they start dating a girl, they start acting like their dad, haba... Ladies, if your guy fall in this category, hmm, shm for you. If your going out, you must register. If someone call you, he must know who is calling.

5. Hit and Run Boyfriends
I like these guys. Very sharp. And smart too. At least they are better than the serial cheaters. They have very tasty throat and need to taste fresh meat every now and then. Girls fear them ehn, especially during this time of surplus women.

6. Broke Niqas
They curse the government and blame others for their predicament. Worst still, many of them are very agressive. But there is a positive side to them: they are very patient. They are good story tellers too. E.g., shey u no say nobody knows tomao, i can be d dangote of tomao, ya know.

7. Rich Niqas
Ladies, they can spoil you with gifts (and the much needed recharge cards). Even better if he is adoring and simple. He becomes irresistible.

8. Not Ready for Marriage Boyfriends
"I'm not ready now, let's wait till..." is a typical response. If you like pester them with marriage till tomorrow, you will always hit a wall. Dem no send u.

Oya ladies, where your boyfriend fall?

ochilikoko:
My girl only spends 150 naira to and fro when she pays a visit to my house.

The last time she came, I refused to give her transport fare as I normally do, and when got to her house, she sent me a provocative text message.

So, must I give her the money every time?

Nah...did she come cos of d transport fare.Somtyms u might even notice ur bf is low on cash it won't kill u to tell him to manage wots on him.Some ladies are still considerate.

ochilikoko:
My girl only spends 150 naira to and fro when she pays a visit to my house.

The last time she came, I refused to give her transport fare as I normally do, and when got to her house, she sent me a provocative text message.

So, must I give her the money every time?

Nah...did she come cos of d transport fare.Somtyms u might even notice ur bf is low on cash it won't kill I to tell him to manage wots on him.Some ladies are still considerate.

helinues:
It is yuletide season when family, friends, colleagues and lovers share beautiful time together. Those who are married always enjoy this season only if the love still exist between the two partners. For those who are in a relationship but not married also find it interested.. But for those who are still single, yuletide season always seems hard.. For boys, if you are not in any relationship, most common things during this season is drinking and eating.. for girls, they are always busy preparing food for friends and family.
To round things up, life always seems fair during yuletide season when you have that special person to spend the season with.. but for those who are single, it is other way round.

So are you single or in a relationship?

I don't even know sef

Jamieb:
I may just add up to the list of nice guys gone bad due to one experience or the other. Now hear me out but before then, abuse, insult, and advice are allowed. They will only make me wiser. Here is my experience. There is this gal I have been asking out for a while now and she schools in Futo while I work at Ibadan. She is supposed to travel home for Xmas yesterday (20). Unknown to me she travelled all the way from Futon to Ibadan on wed (17) without telling anybody even her parents. On Thursday while getting ready for work she watsapped me to guess and should I say fortunately I guessed right. She said shez in IB but want have d chance to see me. I asked her while she is In Ibadan all she said is that she just want to visit the Aunty (she doesn't have any other person here apart from her but not sure sha). I guess I bleeped up by going to see her in her aunty's place cos . On getting there I am took her out to eat in a newby restaurant... On Fri I called her several times in the afternoon to know her movement but she won't pick (she said it earlier we might not see on cos she would be busy). Later in the night she picked and was sounding so how with no apology of not picking my call. That gone. She traved back to Abakaliki were sheis based and being the nice guy I was I still call her to check on her before, during her travel . What really broke the camel's back happens yesterday (Sunday). After calling her like 3x without picking I called back aging late in d evening only for her to be busy on calls. No callback from her. When she picked spoke to her in Anger about what's happening to her and she not picking ma calls. her reply was being busy but she was INA party from the music blaring underground. Funny enough she didn't call back to apologise and even when I try calling back to apologise to her about how I spoke to her on Phone she just kept on busying ma calls. What really got me thinking is about these things happening within 4 days. Funny enough this is someone that sounds so relax when we talk on phone and even for hours. Am travelling 2moro back home now and there is every possibilty we gonna see (should i bone her or try to ask her what the problem was).When I remember I will want to blame myself for going to see her at all but then I just have to look good in myself and tell my self that no gal is worth making me feel bad and feeling like a wuss. Guys welcome newly born again bad boy into your fold.

N dis is y you want to turn bad? Mayb u ve bin tinking about it before now cos no one is worth changing negativelly for.Its her loss another girl will definitely appreciate your care.My brother its not worth the hassle.

Classicalmusic:
Well, it depends. Hope you're out of relationship.

Obviously, some folks find it difficult being in another relationship because of their previous experience while others think it's fun so they would always fall in love.

Meanwhile, we shouldn't be in a hurry to be in love. What really matters here is dedication. Being friends first is very important as to understanding each other.

It takes me couple of months to get a new girl because i love see to certain qualities in a woman and for the fact that people always focus on me to know the kind of woman that i go out with, i just have to go for the best. Someone who is good and kind-hearted but not infantile because it turns me off.

Well said

Zeemoor:
Is dating too much of a hassle that we have to 'rest'?

Nt a hassle,bt dosent mean u shud immediately enter another one.U shud try n mould a better you during dat period without anyone attached check wot n wot u were nt doin right. Jumping in and out of a relationships is nt nice.

[quote author=Zeemoor post=29025159][/quote]Doesn't require a specific period of time, Matters of the heart don't come wit a time span.But most of the tym its beta to at least rest for like 6mths.

emusmith:




You didn't see the part she said, "their post give me life"...
.

N dats wot makes them good husband material

clevvermind:
u want to know me?

Dats nt wot I asked.

demisig:
20 LADIES RELATIONSHIP
COMMANDMENT
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of
sympathy. It is not worth it. Its not
worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge
relationship a.k.a let me show my
boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that
is inflicting more injuries on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man
for your daily needs. It has brought
more pains than joy to some ladies.
Ladies please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man.
Such men usually don’t have regard
for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around
if you are in doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent
relationship. You are supposed to be
his sweetheart not a punching bag. If
he’s looking for whom to punch, refer
him to Mike Tyson.
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he
wants IT that desperately, he should
put a ring on it. Funny enough, men
can wait if they see your worth it.
True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop
cutting flowers or drawing circles
with your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’.
Don’t forget to pay attention to the
pick up lines. Some pick up lines can
crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man
especially if The relationship is still
new, never take your girlfriend To his
house or give her his number or BB
pin. Odikwa very risky!
9. As soon as a steady relationship is
established, let your man show his
face to your people. Your sister or
brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but
never let them be the number one
factor in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule.
Always sit like a woman. Some men
act like babies when a woman is not
properly seated. You know what I
mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man
with good sex. foul! It is an
aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes
firm but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are short in supply. But don’t
let them deceive you. Don’t be
stampeded into a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a
man is to keep him, that could be a
big mistake. Finance for the right
reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t
listen to the popular line of “men are
the same ” It’s a lie! How many men
have you met out of about six billion
people on earth? Be wise?
17. Adventures can be sweet.
However, never embark on a long trip
to meet a man without informing
someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t
let anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months
and counting, somebody should know
about it jor! A Good fellow can't be
hidden!.
19. They say good girls love bad boys.
And as a Good girl, you are looking
for a bad boy to love? Be error! Let
bad girls love bad boys and good
girls love good boys. Nobody should
use your head to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not
last forever.

PLEASE ADD MORE OR STATE YOUR CONTRARY OPINIONS

God bless u plenty plenty.

Sunkyphil:
I believe am one of a rare kind;got no emotions at all;i have never fallen in love b4,the more i try hard even to love i discover its not possible.I hardly express any feelings.Are there guys like that?

I think you should stop trying, let it come naturally cos it ll.Except u r nt normal

BreezyRita:

Romantic $2
Smart $1
Faithful. $2

I second dat

ireneony:
here are my list of husband materials on nairaland.

1.https://www.nairaland.com/amefrica
2. https://www.nairaland.com/chibwike
3. https://www.nairaland.com/clevvermind
4. https://www.nairaland.com/emusmith
5. https://www.nairaland.com/kilokeys
6. https://www.nairaland.com/lefulefu
7. https://www.nairaland.com/obinoscopy
8. https://www.nairaland.com/seun
9. https://www.nairaland.com/iceberylin
10. https://www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much



cheers


guys don't be angry I didn't add you to the list.
ladies, you can add who you think deserve to be on the lisy

Pls o wot were the criterias used in choosing dem o.Cos am sure u don't knw all of dem on a personal level

donpeey22:
Of course many girls caught my attention,i even flirted with some, but what I felt for the girl was more than love. Mind you, not all of us fall easily in love, but when we do, it's usually something else. Honestly, since then I haven't loved another girl as much as loved her, and just as I was getting over her, she showed up. And as it is now, I can't have anything to do with her any more.

U ll definatly love anoda girl more u just have to try.

Vixo:


Not me and you pls oo

These one wey be say na dogs you go dey date!...no group me join your body abeg

Shior...pot calling the kettle black

Vixo:


So it got to you ?.....
You just keep talking senselessly

Makes the two of us den.