₦airaland Forum

Jayses: I used it up to a point dat even without headphone i could still hear music playing in my ear.

Ayomax: bad news everywhere!!!! this country don tire me, I need to pass my SAT test n leave this fukin country

stainless40: Happening in Onitsha. Tired human head found in a hotel called by name upper class at onitsha near main-market in Anambra state. They are two female heads and one male head. Police is in charge there to control the mobs who is taking things including properties in the hotel. News not in detail

bloglover: Small time wo go dey see advert posters......BOKO HARAM LEADER WANTED, SEND YOUR C.V TO NAIRALAND FRONTPAGE, CANDIDATES MUST HAVE 5 YRS EXPERINCE IN HANDLING BOMBS...APPLY NOW!!!!!

Eko Atlantic: Straight off mehn, nice reply.
Anambrarians, Fashola wasn't actually saying your governor is not using his common sense, he meant he should use it next he opens his mouth.



One Nigeria....

Eko Atlantic: Straight off mehn, nice reply.
Anambrarians, Fashola wasn't actually saying your governor is not using his common sense, he meant he should use it next he opens his mouth.



One Nigeria....

ifihearam: My ever ready presido,efficient and very unpredictable.Everyone would be standing on his or her toes by tomorrow. Well i would have loved to disclose the reason of the emergency meeting but will be an act of disloyalty on my part. Please bear with us.

jesus will comfort his family:
Eyah! Sad 1. RIP to the dead.

bokohaeraem: http://www.bokoharam.com/shekau-shot-deposed-boko-haram-spiritual-leader/
Shekau shot by his own men and depose immediately. I hope that helps my previous topic above..Enjoy..

Austeenxx: How many times will they capture the leader of Boko Haram?

Djbond: When Mo’Hit had its Don Jazzy/D’banj separation war, I would be honest, I thumb printed on Don Jazzy’s new gang, Mavin Records, as the better side. The truth is after several months, the artistes under Mavin Records have shown their true colours and I must confess, it’s worse than colour riot!

Mavin Records is now a collection of confused and powerless artistes.
The achievements of Mavin Records and DB Records have shown us that Don Jazzy was the creative guy while D’banj was the business man. The way they have managed their respective businesses have shown what they brought to Mo’Hit’s table. Enough of Mo’Hits, now let’s focus on Mavin Records.

I must confess that since D’banj left, Don Jazzy has continued to make magical beats but none of his artistes have been able to vocally make love with his beats like Dbanj did. D’banj had intercourse with Don Jazzy’s production; the chemistry was marvelous! Now that D’banj has gone to eat from Kanye West’s musical kitchen, Don Jazzy is left with a collection of musically impotent artistes!

Since D’banj slammed the Mo’Hits door for his DB Records,we have not seen another charismatic artiste fly on Don Jazzy’s bewitching beats and it takes more than good beats to make a true artiste. Fela Kuti gave us good sounds, philosophical lyrics, charisma and fashion . All these, Mavin Records artistes lack.

Wande Coal:
Came on board with good singing skills but has since stopped singing and has started talking on beats like Dbanj did. One finds it hard not to believe that Mavin Artistes (Tiwa excluded) have adopted Dbanj’s style as the only way to conquer the musical world. That’s too bad.

Dr. Sid:
Music shouldn’t be Dr. Sid’s profession. I think he should go back to the hospital and try his luck there. Before now, he said D’banj was his stumbling block. D’banj is out, yet Dr. Sid hasn’t become a super star. With all the great beats from Don Jazzy, Dr. Sid has not been able to put the right vocal key to ignite his super stardom.

D Prince:
This guy shouldn’t even be a musician in the first place. Ok, he has the sex appeal to an extent which ladies love but he hasn’t been able to leverage on that musically.

Tiwa Savage:
This damsel and Wande Coal are the only musicians on the label but since Tiwa Savage got to Mavin Records, she has not seen her period. Period!

In summary, it will be very hard to sell most of the Mavin guys as stand-alone brands. Most of them lack what it takes to be an enigma. Besides Tiwa Savage and Don Jazzy himself, nobody else will easily be seen as a complete brand. My advise to Don Jazzy is to open his toilet and flush some artistes out of the Mavin building.

Comparation between the dkm album by db (dbanj) and solar plexus by mavin (donjazzy). What do you guys think. As For me I will take D kings men album

dayokanu: Wole is not an intellectual you are the intellectual

Yet you havent passed WAEC while Wole is a professor

Yet no one knows you while Wole is a globally acclaimed Playwright and Nobel laureate

He is just against anything moving, yet he was against the Cabal who didnt want Retardeen to rule while you were sitting on the fence begging for crumbs

I dont expect Soyinka to be an intellectual to you. Just like I dont expect illiterates to understand a professor of Quantum Physics

brooklyn49: n yu can hardly recognise qoute...adieu nairaland(2005 - 2013)

eddiebruk: TEACHER: There will be a Practical Biology test next week.

Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business.

On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible.

QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write, down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc.

After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.

AKPOS: Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!
TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name?

Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg "Oya, you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address, what tribe I come from" lolzz

eddiebruk: TEACHER: There will be a Practical Biology test next week.

Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business.

On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible.

QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write, down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc.

After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.

AKPOS: Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!
TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name?

Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg "Oya, you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address, what tribe I come from" lolzz

eddiebruk: TEACHER: There will be a Practical Biology test next week.

Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business.

On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible.

QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write, down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc.

After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.

AKPOS: Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!
TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name?

Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg "Oya, you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address, what tribe I come from" lolzz

fingard02k: As C.RONALDO spends the last 4
years escourting
LIONEL MESSI to receive his glory
(Ballon D'ior) So shall your
enemies knowingly
and unknowingly keep escorting you to
your promise land.
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@topic
i don't want to see sagged bossoms o..only 18-25 should protest unclad

neksummi: Means nothing to me. But i know of many who don't take it lightly if u didnt call their titles. Naija things sha.

Dammy: when u work very hard 2 bcome a prof. U can leave people uncorrected to call u mister or jst write ur name

stupid MTN: i fucking hate etisalat as their data bundles are nofin 2 write home abt...mtcheeeew

Yungwizzzy: that's if he gets caught right??

tosingcfr: Hope no be say baba dey do XTRA COOL #pun intended#

Prowizy2: Poor boy, the yansh go don open lyk licked soakaway

Emmadani: When sum guys are running 11 seconds,dis gal dey run 10 seconds.Wow

owonifavour Ayonisuccess: dey dere me na speed of light 10microsecond...u cant stop me nw

Youngtekkey: rubbish i hate that keshi why him no use all those foreign players like mikel,musa,ideye and all of them including enyama the guy just dey fight with every player that's why he did not invite them that's not fair at all

keshi: GOOOoooooooool.