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that ladies only is wat drew d attention of most of d boys on nairaland

Opetech:
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Qualifications/Requirements:
• At least 1-3 years working experience in a customer interfacing environment.

every organization wants someone with working experience of a few years, even d place whr we can get d experience also want working experience, wats now d way out?

mystical109:
I want to learn something too......how can dark clothes prevent one from catching cold?

black is a perfect absorber n emitter of heat, including ur skin colour, a black person feels more heat in d sun dan a light complexioned fellow, proof: solar ovens, solar dryer, etc..

hope u've learnt sumfin

@OP thanks 4 cracking my ribs

21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na
him know wetin he wan Catch.

aeroplane?

butanep:
Everyday comes with new methodology.

Tell me about youself? An Oil firm

I am butanep from delta state, studied Geology from University Of Benin, an aspiring geophysicist and also an ICT expert in the area of data base management. I am a dynamic fellow because my discipline has exposed me to different areas of life and career. I am a certified safety officers because safety comes first before any work is done effectively.

I have a basic idea in the application of geological softwares like petrel & powerlog. I had the opportunity to use them during my industrial training @NNPC. I was able to generate a 3D seismic model on the olumu well of Niger delta basin and also generate a correlation panel to other wells in the basin. I did a paper presentation of the fault history of the Niger delta basin and was given a credit for the work. I have plans to publish the work very soon.

I am one fellow eager to learn because continuous learning is the key to a successful career. I want to keep developing myself until my impact is felt in the petroleum industry and the Nigeria economy. I am an indispensable tool which any company or organization will love to hire.

NEXXTTT

Heazy2015:
I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One
of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord
wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to
enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were
y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to
Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me
my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to
do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I
was so excited.

That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those
guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the
phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha
showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call
and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying,
“We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you
to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he
wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t
want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I
wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level
was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg.

So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going
to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?”
He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll
give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He
takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop
a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately
we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it
and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because
these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief.

Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the
bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!”

The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I
held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I
was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had
officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10?
Shiiii.

So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky.
Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me
in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at
the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked
the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the
soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was
weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap.
Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of
course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the
bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you
dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the
soap?”

Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra
N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s
most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of
Nigeria.

I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time


You can as well share Ur own experience too

JJC, it wont happen again m sure

sinkhole:
I just hate reading this kind of news! for the past six days now, after a heavy downpour, we have not seen power in Shendam Rd. of Lafia in Nasarawa State!

u nid buhari to come tell u say ur lite don spoil

lordtosan:
The above persons funded it not buhari. Before some APC I.diots who are as dumb as their president start shouting -

'Chai Buhari!'.

weda u like it or nt bro dis is d person dat will b d President 4 d next 4yrs so u can join us in hoping 4 d best from him

akpakoboy:
Na wao

In other news...
Is it not a thing of joy to be FTC this start of the week? Thanks to the NIGHTMARE that woke me up that early to make FTC...to be continued

bros instead make u carry holy bible read pray...

omenka:
They didn't steal a dime!! All these are mere lies from APC propaganda machinery.!

seriously?,.. only sum1 who lives in a hole can say such a thing abt d previous government

dis is serious

alfredo4u:
A baby was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again and said

"NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!"

wow

2 bad, lemme go n continue praying 4 a sweet wife

Op u myt wanna add a few paragraphs so it'll b easier 2 read, will b back 2 check

raayah:
Ladies, this is what happens when you rush into marriage.
Marrying a man who doesn't respect you because 'you don dey old' will bring you this kind of embarrasment.

Ladies, take your time to find love and marry a good man.

she was 24yrs old wen she married d den 46yrs old businessman so I bet all odds she went in 2 d marriage 'cos of money nt age

oluwaSmith1:
like seriously, devil need to open gate widely for this young man...nothing on earth will ever make me to sell my kidney.

broda pray nt 2 c d thing o, d tin dey o, if life show person pepper d person no go think straight again o, na God go dey help us o

MinisterPelumi:
In 1983, Egwuatu was reported to have repeated primary four, thrice. He was so dull that his class teacher wrote him off as a waste of classroom space. The teacher called him one day, looked him in the eye and told him that he would never amount to anything in life. One day Egwuatu's father came to school to check out how his son was doing. The teacher told him quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy in all her life; and advised him to withdraw and enroll him under a handicraft man because formal schooling for Egwuatu would be a total waste of energy, time and money. The father, shocked at the feedback, withdrew his son from the school and the entire family subsequently moved to India.

Two decades later, the class teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumor. All the doctors she met strongly advised her to undergo a surgical procedure. They further affirmed that there was only a certain doctor in the
entire world (practicing in India) who could
perform this procedure. Left with no other option, the teacher agreed to have the surgery performed.

She travelled to India, performed the surgery and it was successful. Several hours later, she woke up from the anesthesia effect. When she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak.

Suddenly her face started to turn pale. She
frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled till she gave up the ghost and died. The doctor was shocked and turned to the man that walked into the room some minutes after he came in to see what might have happened. He could not just fathom what happened.

Eventually he found out that it was our dear friend Egwuatu (now working as a cleaner in the Indian hospital) who had walked in on that fateful day and foolishly
disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his
phone charger....... Wait, You thought that Egwuatu became the doctor? Hahahahahaha! Not in this story of mine.

u got me

8ers

LoL

nice 1

ladies think guys who do such r gentle, my girl once asked me 2 do it but I refused..

Cutehector:
The society caused it... And d friends he has... And the phone he has....

wen d secular musicians v turned their videos 2 soft cores n nolywood ain't helping matters, u wud expect such 4rm children of nowadays..
he will still watch it even if u cut his hands, u just v 2 wait until he meets God personally

Kereokwu:
Lord Jesus I need all of you now to overcome, the burden is just too heavy. Lord I need your interventions.
Pls brethren I need your prayers.

brethren, Jesus already answered u a long time ago, he says;
"Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light".
Matthew 11:29-30

I dnt even nid u 2 tell me wat issue u r faced with b4 I no it is in d world, you nid 2 seek first d kingdom of God n his righteousness and these things shall be added unto you-Matthew 6:33

you nid 2 drop ur burden n yoke because it is has been bound 2 b heavy along side the flesh, but instead carry the Lord's yoke and burden which is light n work in d spirit n u will blossom, God bless you.

realest247:
My Brother, Lets not deceive ourselves. Many of us follow this but we still fall. That's why there is forgiveness. God Help Us

otunsman:
No matter how you follow these commandments, if you go christ embassy you go fall for the temptation. Na fanfare dey that church.

that is the essence of the spirit of God, n dat is d reason y you should be scared of ur sins, at times people tear themselves with blade so as not 2 sin anymore but there still sin because they are slaves to sin and d devil,u must understand;
THAT YOU CAN'T FIGHT THIS BATTLE ON YOUR OWN, sincerely ask God to forgive and save you from the bondage of ur sins n He would.

sinkhole:
This OP, na real bad person I did absolutely all of them! I was actually frantically looking for the one I did not do, but alas, no success! But that india vs nigeria 99 - 1 thing, I did not really believed it o, but I was at the same time confused because thruly India could not be seen at world cup or any major football event!
jangirova epo moto

dey were forever banned after using juju in dat match, dnt tell me some pple r still saying d match wasn't real

spiritfada:
i did almost all apart from the mixing of garri and sugar and eating from my pocket

me2

people uploading porn pics 2 nairaland n giving it names everyday

jeez, I op d man hasn't done it with r

if wishes were horses baggers wud ride,lol

impossicant

let's just leave d man 2 God n bihari n I assure u he is in safe hands

IYADARA:
I haven't seen waht will prompt me to use ATM at night..day sef no save let alone nightnight.........500thousans ke?no maximum withdrawal again?....I smell lies

me2.. whr was he wen it clocked 10:30,11:00....
if d story is true , den d man beta b checked, a 12yrs old child won't go 2 d ATM alone dat late.

wen I go 2 d ATM in d day gan I dey hide n protect my money as machine dey vomit am talk less of night