₦airaland Forum

Avedonn:
Lol you'll be like Philippians president Rodrigo Duterte.

He said he'll shot all feminist in the pussy.

donstan18:
The only reason people are going to believe this lie from this bored attention seeker is because they tend to underrate the kind of borehole pussay these hoes are carrying around.

They tend to underrate the kind of pit and lagoon pussay these prostitutes are parading with.

If an average Nigerian lady can comfortably masturbate with a tuber of yam, then tell me why I should believe that this lady rejected a marriage proposal which is their top priority, tell me why I should believe she rejected it because of big diiiiiick!!

If you can believe this, then you can also believe that Mia Khalifa is a virgin.

OMG She fit swallow 10 Dicks comfortably be dat

enemyofprogress:
See as tohyorsih stand dey look. Omo oko ilesha

Elphiasdoge:
wait for cruise ships to start plying Lagos

I'll prefer that to Air transport...

invectives:
PAINT!PAINTING,!!PAINTED!!! The WALL...

Onyi22:
Na lady ooooo, what r the men on this forum doing?
Common bicycle they can't afford.....
What a big shame

phidipe:
Please my fellow Nairalander thanks for your responses is it proper to collect the phone from her and destroy it

phidipe:
Hello Dear Nairalander,
I want you please give me honest advice and sincere direction to go. There is this lady I met sometime around December last year. One thing let to another and we became friend. Later she told me about her Ex. Why she divorce him because she could not conceive for him and the guy impregnated another lady outside with this reason she abandoned her first relationship.
Fast forward to January this year I bought her a phone new one. Because the previous one she using is not good. Behold the first thing she did was to password the phone and restrict my access to the phone .
I didn't take offence in this initially later on she will be in WhatsApp online till 1:00am chatting. The day I visited her I allowed her to go to the bathroom and I open the phone straight to her WhatsApp chatting .
At the same time she is chatting with 5 guys at the same time with serious erotically words. She got these from Dating site called HitWe and most often she for the App installed or her phone. Three times this year she has taking permission from that she is going to mountain to pray initially I believed her but subsequently I discover that she is not going to the mountain but those guys house spent three to four days with one of them.
When I discovered this she blocked me on WhatsApp and stop picking my calls she said is over between us.she now fantasies those guys above me, and Evertime she always says don't touch my phone don't do anything wit my phone. The last time I did she talked heaven down.
Please my fellow Nairalander what should I do we never spent time together because I want her as future wife. Now she engrossed with the phone and monthly visitation to those guys spending three days the last one she did she spent Four days.
Please I need your honest advice please. I don't want to be depressed please help me

It's all evident She love those guys more( or she's still in that stage, hope you understand me?? ) ... If after all these signs you still want her as a wife, then you'll have yourself to blame in future....


My only advice for you is to let her be...

Oyindidi:
She may not be doing anything yet. The problem I see is a woman being childish. She MAY change

creepsyme:
Sincerely your wife thinks she did you a favour by marrying you. Act fast otherwise you may end up becoming a virtuous man in your marriage.

I like your signature( I have always thought about it), it's a win-win for you

Rosay15:
You shouldn't have allowed her in the first place cus I don't see where married woman will still have connection with her ex. When you're married, all ur exes are past. Since you've addressed the issue in a normal way and she did nt listen that means she needs iron hand and I know if she is d type of woman that wanna save her marriage she will apologise bt just don't take it easy on her and let her know she is wrong. May the lord continue to uphold ur family cus ur marriage is still young.

midnighter:
Lol Jesus should protect me against such a dream, please

Amen!!! Na joke

midnighter:
Yeah it wasnt a nice dream. But at least i landed in somebodys farm at the end lol.

Yeah youre right. If we could just reduce the speed (and so force) of the impact it could improve chances of survival a lot

Taaaaa!!! I was thinking you landed on rocks, water or something...

True!!! I wish aviation technology experts would do something about it

princfred:
What can do that if not a parachute? Or maybe a mine emergency engine in passengers capsule activated after dislodge.

midnighter:
That one is another thing. I had a dream about it once

Hehehe You go think say na real sef... Reason why I am suggesting something that can help reduce the speed of the plane when crashing instead of individual parachutes ..

delugajackson:
Nigerian ladies and their entitlement mentality. All she mentioned was money, cars, clothes and all. She doesn't even realize how stupid she sounds. Don't you think we men deserve better? A man will offer you all these and all you can give in return is your over-stretched pussay?

Back in the days, it was easy to find a nice girl, and settle down without stress. Nowadays, all we have are a bunch of entitled, money-hungry hoes parading themselves as girlfriends and wives to be. These are the type of ladies that end up with fraudstars, ritualists, and drug pushers. They don't end up nicely. I await the day that tragedy will befall you. I will read your story on Nairaland with a devlish smile on my face. Oh, what a day that will be.

GloryIsaac:
I've explained this. The pilot is expected to evacuate the cockpit.

My bad... Understood

midnighter:
This is one thing, the other one is where to land

The thought of landing in a thick forest or a desert is giving me daymares