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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 1:35pm On Jul 19, 2022
OhBritannia:
Of course this is what every one of you will always say and mind you, Jenifer Lopez was the one that divorced all her ex husbands and not the other way round so i don't know where the 4 men tired of forking her came from.
But anything to blow up your ego just to feel like a man and yes men ain't the only ones tired of sleeping with their long term partners, it happens to women too. it's a human thing and this is why marriage isn't easy.
both the man and the woman have to deal with temptations outside their marriage, it gets to a time when even the woman will be no longer interested in sex, it doesn't happen to men only and this is where self control comes in.
the way you are seeing that beautiful lady in your office that's not your wife, it's the same way your wife or girlfriend is seeking that handsome man in her office too.

the way jayz is tired of forking Beyonce, is the same way Beyonce is tired of forking him too so don't for a second thing the ability to get tired of sleeping with one person only applies to men.

Jenifer Lopez remains one of the most beautiful and gorgeous milfs alive and that's a fact.

Reading your post has convinced me that reincarnation exists, because no one can possibly be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

Your pitiful mindset only goes to show that the closest you'll ever get to getting your dick wet is by wanking it to a granny porn while it's stuck between your vasline caked palm.

You must have had a depraved childhood to be so fvcked up in the head, cuz it's not normal to be sexually attracted to your Mom's age mates.

Maybe your mom sexually assaulted you in your childhood? I dunno... people don't just grow up with a granny fetish out of the blue, it's usually a reaction to a childhood trauma. It's possible you're attracted to your Mom. It wouldn't surprise me at all. Your crazed posts have a Motherfvcker vibe to them.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 9:42am On Jul 19, 2022
OhBritannia:
This is the 50 years old woman you are calling evening newspaper.
Woya bring your girlfriend and upload her photo and let us compare. Lol

Jenifer Lopez over Regina Daniels, DJ cuppy, over all Under 35 women and ladies in the whole wide world.
There is no girl or woman alive that's below 35 years old that i will choose over Jenifer Lopez.
No girl or woman at all!!!!
Team MILF for life.

For every pseudo-beautiful old divorcee, there's 4 men tired of fvcking her.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 9:38am On Jul 19, 2022
OhBritannia:


Anyways team MILF for life.

You're salivating over these old women with fake bodies because you're a virgin. Trust me, after your first post nut clarity, you'd realize that there is more to life than fapping at the pictures of stretched out fannies.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:58am On Jul 19, 2022
OhBritannia:
common bro.
This is Jennifer Lopez we are talking about here.
Even if no woman old or young deserves this "pussy worn out" insult.
But may i remind you this is Jennifer Lopez we are talking about?

That's a woman with a networth of more than 400 million dollars, almost half a billion dollars.
That's a woman with connections to heads of state, presidents and King and Queens of this Earth.
That's a woman who is more influential than most presidents of Africa countries.
I even consider Jennifer Lopez more powerful than Beyonce, like she is one of the most powerful women in the whole world.

A woman with that much money can never have a worn out pussy. And besides Do you rather have Jennifer Lopez as a woman by yourself or you prefer these young girls of nowadays that will offer you nothing in life other than billings?

Team MILF for life.
Jenifer Lopez over all young under 30 women anyday, anytime.

You've a tendency to cap.

Beyonce is more famous, accomplished, wealthy, and influential than Jennifer Lopez.

Jennifer Lopez is a serial divorcee, having been divorced 4 times. Her fanny has been measured, judged, and found to be lacking. It's apparently not good enough. She has essentially become an evening newspaper.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 4:01pm On Jul 18, 2022
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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 4:00pm On Jul 18, 2022
VerifiedStalin:


You can say that again.

When an aneurysm ruptures into the brain, it causes short-term memory or total memory loss, aphasia, loss of motor abilities, and poor hand-eye coordination. If you're unlucky, these are what you'll get. If you're lucky, you'll die instantly.

Emilia is one of the fortunate few who have survived an aneurysm, or in her case, two aneurysms, and can function relatively normal.

She's lucky for sure. Even if she's one aneurysm away from becoming a vegetable.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 12:47pm On Jul 18, 2022
VerifiedStalin:


It's a myth. I once saw a documentary in which a top neurosurgeon explained how humans used nearly 100 percent of their brains every day, albeit not concurrently.

Emilia Clarke is saying that her brain aneurysms were so severe that it's a miracle she survived them at all, she has days when she can't process her thoughts or speak coherently.

The human brain is a complex genetic marvel. It's so complex that science hasn't figured it out yet. Humans will reverse engineer the human brain to create true artificial intelligence the day the complexities of the human brain are completely understood.

Yeah, it's basically like surviving a stroke. You'll never be your normal self again. Your brain will never function at full capacity again. Memory loss, aphasia and other nasty stuff will become the bane of your existence.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 2:26am On Jul 16, 2022
pu7pl3:


Holy shiiiit cheesy
And on my birthday ❗❗

Happy birthday in advance.

Remember to do giveaway. wink

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:42pm On Jul 15, 2022
The Numenoreans.

TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:20pm On Jul 15, 2022
Katcall:
Lies, see.

He was forced to turn down BP 2 role due to scheduling conflicts with a film he was working on at the time.

I don't see the lies, bro. Perhaps you simply do not understand basic English, or maybe your idiot brain got fvcked by stupid?

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 1:30pm On Jul 15, 2022

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 1:28pm On Jul 15, 2022
olabisi99:

I really can't wait to see this BP 2. Want to see what the will do with Boseman's character

According to leaks, his character died off-screen, presumably from an illness.

The film will introduce a female Black Panther.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 10:52am On Jul 15, 2022
No shit, Sherlock.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 10:49am On Jul 15, 2022
Scheduling conflict.

TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 8:13pm On Jul 14, 2022
GloriousGbola:


Add some public /online meltdowns but to be honest, it's like the memed public loathing of nickelback or Justin beiber. A white thing I can't really understand.


I understand the dislike for Beiber; he used to be a little punk bitch.

Nickleback hatred, on the other hand, is truly perplexing.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 8:10pm On Jul 14, 2022
GloriousGbola:


A lot of older horror movies were mixed with sex na. And also featured demonic type rape

American werewolf, hell raiser, evil dead, etc

A Serbian film. lipsrsealed
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:51pm On Jul 14, 2022
GloriousGbola:


As na horror, that means you also witnessed a lot of just below Bleep stuff too wink


Could you please elaborate on this?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:49pm On Jul 14, 2022
ShaqFu:
Event Horizon wasn't scary to me when I watched it. It was fun because back then When DBN Night shift was still on air, it was a family thing when watching movies.

I think I'll like to rematch it again. It's been quite sometime I watched it oh. Hmmmm.

You're a braver man than I am. That movie is all kinds of f'kd-up.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:44pm On Jul 14, 2022
AnfieldFan:


He's a phenomenal actor, but considering his personal issues, portraying some one like St. Padre just seems like a weird decision..Will people be able to excuse his real life issues and enmesh themselves into this movie...

I guess how good he acts will make or Mar this story...

People will watch the movie if it is good. He's not the first actor to struggle with drug/alcohol/anger issues that hampered their career before they overcame and rebounded.

If there is one thing I have learned, it is that if the actor in question is very talented, the average audience can be very supportive.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:15pm On Jul 14, 2022
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:55pm On Jul 14, 2022
oyaskii:
Rightly so. Beautiful show. Episode 7 is one of the best tv episode i have seen in a while,..19mins single shot of catalytic goodness.

I'm glad it's getting a second season, but I have a feeling the show has peaked and it's all downhill from here. It'd be hard to top or match a season like that.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:57pm On Jul 14, 2022
Brukx:
Aaron Paul gradually joining Hollywood's hall of fame
He hasn't really done anything of note since Breaking Bad.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:56pm On Jul 14, 2022
Kaycee7:
I need the best hands and a good portion of the budget to be dedicated to the battle between Daemon and Aemond Targaryen.

Yes! I want them to leave no details to the imagination. I want every aspect of that epic battle to be accurate, right down to Daemon leaping from his dragon to Vhagar mid-air and driving Dark Sister through Aemond's skull.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 4:10pm On Jul 14, 2022
The Dragon Riders.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 4:01pm On Jul 14, 2022
New Season shaping up.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 3:56pm On Jul 14, 2022
Renewed.

TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:19am On Jul 13, 2022
Netflix needs to up their game a little cuz they are losing the streaming war.

TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:05pm On Jul 12, 2022
JackBizzle:

Crutch abi wheelchair?
It's a bone apple tea moment. We've all had one.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:59pm On Jul 12, 2022
Edopesin:


First of, the deaths of his wife and daughter wasn't something I saw coming, then there was the death of Steve horn whom from all my indications I assumed would stick around until the end of the season at least.
Also who saw commander fox and the admiral going down the way they did? I didn't

I foresaw everything, it wasn't that complicated. When he killed that Mexican, I knew Horn was next.

When his friend kidnapped the Admiral's henchman, I knew he was going to use the MF'er to get to the Admiral. He practically telegraphed his plans when his friend walked in on him sawing a bomb vest.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:27pm On Jul 12, 2022
Edopesin:


Nah It wasn't for me, the deaths and how they came took me off...

I knew he'd go after the people who were to blame. He even made a list, a terminal list, and with each episode, the list grew shorter. I even knew who he was going to kill next because their names were written down for the audience to see. Surely the deaths can't be unpredictable if you could see them coming?

Las las it's a straightforward revenge story.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:14pm On Jul 12, 2022
AnfieldFan:


Crutch, brains....

Hmmm, maybe I'm reading meaning into things that shouldn't have meaning read into them.. grin grin grin

You've a very very very naughty mind, chai. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:06pm On Jul 12, 2022
Edopesin:

Terminal list 9/10 ngl Unpredictable right to the end, great storyline
It's actually a predictable revenge thriller. I enjoyed it nevertheless.

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