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Sweet and lovely. I wish them a blissful marriage.








How I wish NYSC were to be WYSC
Worldwide Youth Service Corp
After you graduate, they post you to New York to serve, Post some to Dubai.

Then the middle east will be like the north east,
If they post you to Afgan, Syria or Iraq, you redeploy back to Jamaica, Brasil or Spain!

Kaii!! Then USA, Canada and UK Will be like Abuja, Port Harcourt and Lagos...
where everyone is rushing!

Calabar and Uyo are like Caribbean and Hawaii
Omo you'll see Nigerian students taking school
very serious... so they can go and serve!

And if you serve well, they retain you maybe in Google Office, Or Facebook USA Blackberry Canada or Apple!

Hmm Guy Forget!!!



I'm out of here

Okay.

Okay.. How I wish corpers can get paid handsomely so they can do their own Thanksgiving happily








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How I wish NYSC were to be WYSC
Worldwide Youth Service Corp
After you graduate, they post you to New York to serve, Post some to Dubai.

Then the middle east will be like the north east,
If they post you to Afgan, Syria or Iraq, you redeploy back to Jamaica, Brasil or Spain!

Kaii!! Then USA, Canada and UK Will be like Abuja, Port Harcourt and Lagos...
where everyone is rushing!

Calabar and Uyo are like Caribbean and Hawaii
Omo you'll see Nigerian students taking school
very serious... so they can go and serve!

And if you serve well, they retain you maybe in Google Office, Or Facebook USA Blackberry Canada or Apple!

Hmm Guy Forget!!!



I'm out of here

Can someone please explain the colors?

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Solve this riddle
I am an object, in my military regime, I rule for only 20 months ( 31st Dec, 1983-28th Aug, 1985) and was overthrow. Now, in my civilian regime, I rule for exactly 20 months ( 29th May, 2015- 19th Jan, 2017) and went for indefinite holidays. Today is exactly 20 days since I left office to Unknown destination. Who am I?

Sad

sarrki:
Ffk is a serial lier

And you're a serial ZOMBIEIC ZOMBIE.

Kemi07:
y would you even think of writing rubbish in the first instance? ?

Cos even you too would have done same if it were a rubbish stunt

Wow. So lovely.

I wanted to type rubbish here but something told me to watch the video first. Mehnnnnnnnnn, thank God I did.

This just blew my mind away. Nice one from the couple.

Did anyone notice that the lady is very beautiful??
































In other news, the time is 10:12pm. By now they should be "making babies" in the other room

Benita27:
Is it now a crime in being black?. Go wear your reasoning cap.

#bye!.

One thing people don't know is that as a dark skinned person you can bleach your skin to be fair. But as a fair person you can't "bleach" your skin to be dark.

Babe I like you and your colour jorrrr

Where is the suspect from??

This story/situation you`re about to read is true as True can be. I promise not to write any long epistle...lol

This issue has been an issue that is always raising its ugly head and causing internal beef within people.
Its not supposed to be an issue at all but when it comes up, it raises dusts and causes strife that most times take long time to end.

I goes this way.

I have a friend who is mobile and he lives a pretty comfortable life. This guy in question has a Sister (elder) he loves and his Girlfriend he loves very much too.

During "Valentine`s Day celebration", there is this notion that Nigerian girls always buy boxers and singlet for their boyfriend. . Well, My guy`s girlfriend went an extra mile this year to get him a phone. Not just any phone but the Phantom 6+..... and bought a Lenovo tab for his sister

During her birthday last October, he gifted her an iPad as a birthday gift. I think she wanted to reciprocate by getting him a phone. Not just any phone but a Phantom 6+. Personally I was impressed so was my guy. If not for anything, but at least for saving money in this current economy.

Now this is the reason why i decided to take my time to explain everything in details. My Guy decided to take her out today. The chosen place was Maryland Mall. Lest I forget, my Guy stays at Abesan Estate, Ipaja. It so happened that his sister was going towards computer Village, so he was going to drop her off at Ikeja Along.

Now when they were about going out, in the presence of myself and other neighbors, while the guy was in the car waiting for his GF and elder sister to get into the car, the GF came first, and while she was about sitting in front the Guy`s elder sister told her to go to the back as she was the rightful person to sit there. My guy confronted her and it was about to become an issue. Both sides raised their points and it got me thinking.

- The guy has not paid anything on the girl`s head, technically she`s still a GF.
- The girl just made a huge sacrifice of saving part of her salary for some months in order to surprise him with a Tecno Phantom 6+ just some days ago
- The elder sister played a major part in his life by assisting him when he was trying to stand even before he met the girl.
- The elder sister was going to stop along the road while my Guy and his babe would continue the journey to Maryland Mall (I was thinking it will be stressful for her to start switching to come to the front seat again)

Now I know you must have seen something like this, probably at the park where people struggle for front seat in a bus or taxi. My question now is WHO TRULY OWNS THE SEAT?? I mean the PASSENGER SEAT. For those who don`t understand the seat i`m talking of, find the pix below

Those who have had an experience can share with us.

Do have a lovely weekend.

sarrki:
No man live forever
.we will all answer the call sooner or later

Shun all appearance of evil

The day of judgment is nigh

Remember that every living soul shall taste death

When and how is what we don't know

Tell that to PMB

CONE HEADS everywhere.

The fear of konji is the beginning of wisdom for some sophisticated Cone shape headed people.

RIP Sister. Thats the wicked world in which we live in.

Kudos to the NPF (I mean the good ones o)

Okay.... Sometimes you might be so strong but forces from within will be the ones to bring you down

Sicillian:
Warris dis one saying? che messi died when dey played psg or he travelled?

He was on sabbatical leave

Maybe it's a network problem

Do you guys have Tecno c7?

Where is the list I know Tecno must be there

Mtn is a scam, u better flee

My Tecno l8 serves me very well

Go for Tecno Camon c9

Nice one but Tecno still at the top

Come and check out mine in Tecno l8

Y'all should check out Tecno world

Experience life in the new Tecno c9

Try to redownload it from ur playstore

Introduction without pic? My friend come to the Tecno world

There are better games than this na

Only happens abroad

Y'all should check out Tecno c9 it's a great phone