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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Mutual Benefit Assurance Plc Recruiting by Danfuster(op): 3:43pm On May 09, 2016

emmanuelbrown26:
To the best of my knowledge they majorly marketing stuff

Thanks, appreciate the input

Jobs/Vacancies › Mutual Benefit Assurance Plc Recruiting by Danfuster(op): 3:05pm On May 09, 2016

I just got the following text message on my phone :

Your are hereby invited 4 an interview at mutual benefit assurance plc, ogbohu Plaza beside GT bank, joju express Sango, Ogun State on Wed, 11th of may 2016 by 9am

anybody got the same message as I?

Pls... Anyone who has Intel on what their salary scale looks like or Intel on what to expect from the interview would be gladly appreciated.

I'm also doing my research on them but your knowledge and opinion would be beneficial to my preparation.

Thank you

Romance › Re: When She Climaxed And He Is Yet To. by Danfuster(m): 2:38pm On May 09, 2016

burantashi at work

...Ok, I've had this experience before, trust me... They just wanna push away and they start giving you this stan look but me I no dey send, Na that time I dey change position to doggy.

Me I make sure I defile all part of my girls apartment... And i mean everywhere, bed, floor, wall standing, kitchen, bathroom, on the toilet seat, running shower, holding burglary... just name it.

You know you're hitting her right when she starts telling you she wanna pee and making statement like "did you get bigger"

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Family › Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by Danfuster(m): 2:19pm On May 09, 2016

Vinshu:
Your misogyny is pathetic . Real men don't lay hands on women.

so also real women don't provoke men... It goes both ways.

Ps: I'm no misogynist and I'm with the motion any man who hits a woman should be dealt with accordingly

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Politics › Re: An Open Letter To Biafrans by Danfuster(m): 1:52pm On May 09, 2016

gon perch here for a while.

Yo!... Popcorn seller, where you at?

Jokes Etc › Re: When Edo People Hear There Is Free Flight To Europe! by Danfuster(m): 11:22pm On May 08, 2016

SkinnyDude:
go political section go make comment against buhari

[color=#790000]nawa ooo [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: When Edo People Hear There Is Free Flight To Europe! by Danfuster(m): 10:16pm On May 08, 2016

Trina0936:
Haba! No be me be the OP oh! I just help am copy and paste! JesusToday na Sunday oh! But I be Jesus pikin so no witches and wizards fashioned against me shall prosper,Amen!

I hear you...

Phones › Re: Which App Can I Use To Change Voice During Call On Android by Danfuster(m): 9:54pm On May 08, 2016

johnstar:
y una dey spoil paro na, even if allow am

your profile pic tho

Celebrities › Re: Check Out D Bathroom Of A Pretty Lady Who Just Moved Out Of An Apartment (photo) by Danfuster(m): 10:03am On May 08, 2016

Jokes Etc › Re: When Edo People Hear There Is Free Flight To Europe! by Danfuster(m): 9:59am On May 08, 2016

DeFatherforyou:
lala and mydd44 is my friend(condralbede)ban nt
over yet,dat dude has been banned for two mnths
now...i miss him though.plz pardon d guy.tnx

wait ooo... Which kind offence dey attract that kind long sentence , highest I've gotten is 24hrs

Crime › Re: Robber Drives Dagger In Man’s Head In Abuja (picture) by Danfuster(m): 9:54am On May 08, 2016

wicked world... Ainnit!. Quick recovery to him

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Politics › Re: Western Leaders should Stop Crude Oil Exploitation In Lagos by Danfuster(m): 9:45am On May 08, 2016

iru jagbajagba wo leleyi n só Bai.... Ehn! , Olohun! Osu MI ooo

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Jokes Etc › Re: When Edo People Hear There Is Free Flight To Europe! by Danfuster(m): 9:16am On May 08, 2016

dollyjoy:

can you imagine... Such levity.

In other news, girl!... you fine and you're huge as well

Foreign Affairs › Re: Video Of Cameroonian's President's Daughter Smoking Heavily Goes Viral by Danfuster(m): 9:10am On May 08, 2016

She's just making some cloud to rebuild the depleting ozone layer.

Phones › Re: Which App Can I Use To Change Voice During Call On Android by Danfuster(m): 9:06am On May 08, 2016

You wan dey G abi, abi na woman job wan dey do now. grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: When Edo People Hear There Is Free Flight To Europe! by Danfuster(m): 9:02am On May 08, 2016

if those Edo people wanna deal with you, all they need is that your dp, they don't even need your name nor mothers name.

Before you start to think I'm pained... I'm a Yoruba man.

A word is enough for the wise

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Autos › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! Tokunbo 2011 BMW 328i Xdrive by Danfuster(m): 11:33pm On May 07, 2016

pls... That's no V6, BMW don't use V6 engines... That's an i6.

Lovely ride tho

Politics › Re: The Sacartic Statement A Twitter User Made About The New Nigerdelta Millitant. by Danfuster(m): 8:17pm On May 07, 2016

iru jagbajagba wo leleyi Bai Olohun ma gbayon ke

Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies Only! (Must See Pics) by Danfuster(m): 8:08pm On May 07, 2016

Hahaha.... Funny but true as fück

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Phones › Re: Help Me Out~tecno R7 by Danfuster(m): 8:04pm On May 07, 2016

stop buying cheap phones... Una no go hear, one person go come here dey market rubbish and y'all be falling for it. Seriously!

Tecno is and always will be a chinko, no matter how much they try to rebrand it

Gaming › Re: Urgent Help Needed With Mortal Kombat X by Danfuster(m): 7:58pm On May 07, 2016

Study the attachment

Phones › Re: Here Are Some Of The Best Android Shortcuts You’re Probably Not Using by Danfuster(m): 5:44pm On May 07, 2016

defemidefemi:
I'm trying to do that number 3. Using Your Voice to Do Everything Faster, but I didn't get it right. or is it base on the type of android one uses? I use Techno Y4.

you Need a much quieter environment to do this and consistency cos the more you use it, the more the phone integrates your voice signature.

Note that some high end phones now comes with noise cancelation spec. I.e with my HTC M8, I can receive your call while on a bike trying to get through oshodi garage and you probably won't know.

If your phone keeps typing out the wrong words as you speak, it's probably cos of your accent, you need to work around that too.

N.B be sure to set your voice language too I.e United States or UK English.

I hope this helps

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Health › Re: A Man Looses A Whole Limb To Traditional Bone Setter (graphic Pics) by Danfuster(m): 5:24pm On May 07, 2016

Is this really real... How could someone still be alive with this much infection!?

Romance › Re: Am I Handsome? by Danfuster(m): 5:14pm On May 07, 2016

[color=#980000] I really am lost for words cos my Nairaland folks reserved none for me... Kids errywhere [/color]

Business › Re: Shame On GTB! Big Shame On Them!!! by Danfuster(m): 5:07pm On May 07, 2016

OP... Go there very early in the morning... Don't bath, don't even bother to brush. Go there, shout at them... Keep shouting until their manager comes out and ask to speak with you personally. Make sure you exhibit your level of smartness... hence, the manager might just signal the security to throw you out.

Treathing their asses with reporting them to CBN, twitter, Facebook and other media platform.

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Autos › Re: Registered 2011 Accord For Sale ***SOLD*** by Danfuster(m): 2:26pm On May 07, 2016

special09:
You're a poor illiterate stupid troll that can't even spell "m o r o n". Go and buy a bicycle Mr poor man.

you're such a retardéd dumbö that you don't know Nairaland bot would change the actual spelling of that word to "slowpoke", which I really wanted you to see...but since your nümbskull is filled with indomie like matter... You simply cannot comprehend.

I was just gonna point out how much of an oxyMORON you are but You did more to affirm my assertion that you're a MORÖN.

When you're done selling the car... If ever you do with this your idiötic attitude, go enroll yourself in NOUN...or I could school you for free on here.

Autos › Re: Registered 2011 Accord For Sale ***SOLD*** by Danfuster(m): 1:04pm On May 07, 2016

special09:
You're an ignorant unruly joker who has nothing to do but troll around on social media, not a potential buyer. Potential buyers make thoughtful and sensible inquiries, not senseless ridiculous boastings and stupid talk. I don't have time for your types. And FYI, not everyone that posts a car is a "dealer". I suggest you go and buy a car you can afford, and that's if you even really want or can afford to buy any car at all, not just empty noisemaking you're doing all over the place like an uncouth troll.

special09:
This kind of a car is not for poor people, that's why there are other used cars in the country going for 300K or even 150K, but sadly some people can't afford to buy those types too, and that's why public transportation like BRT exists. And maybe you should learn how to read properly, if you did, you will see a certain word called "negotiable" in my post.

the emboldened explains so much of your 'humble' self... OXY for this MORRON

Autos › Re: Registered 2011 Accord For Sale ***SOLD*** by Danfuster(m): 10:15am On May 07, 2016

special09:
This kind of a car is not for poor people, that's why there are other used cars in the country going for 300K or even 150K, but sadly some people can't afford to buy those types too, and that's why public transportation like BRT exists. And maybe you should learn how to read properly, if you did, you will see a certain word called "negotiable" in my post.

this is how we know the competent ones with moral values and humility among you (dealers), the fact that I can blow some commas on a ride doesn't mean one shouldn't be modest with finances but since you've chosen to be subtly arrogant to call potential buyers "illiterate and poor" then you can shove it up that side of you where the sun don't shine.

Look... I am not here to caress your ego as your ilk is inconsequential.

Happy sales... 'BAE'

*modified*
Oh! Before you think I'm gay... 'BAE' is Danish word for 'poop'.... Adios.

Autos › Re: Registered 2011 Accord For Sale ***SOLD*** by Danfuster(m): 9:39am On May 07, 2016

make una dey fear God with the way una dey call price ooo... What makes you think I'll buy this Naija used if i can cough out 2.55

Romance › Re: I Look cute Without Makeup....yes Or Yes? by Danfuster(m): 1:45pm On May 06, 2016

Stupedinluv:
Yes you look pretty without make up. Natural girls deserve the best men not these broke dumbskulls we have here on nairaland.

Typical...

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Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Feeling Nostalgic? by Danfuster(m): 12:55pm On May 06, 2016

mightyfada:
6. The only biscuits that mattered
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/biscuits.jpg
Speedy was the best. Don’t argue

I disagree... Okin shortbread was the best

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