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Na naija girls wey no get yansh or breastices na im dey do rock.

If you get something to shake, you for dey listen to Ikechukwu's Wind Am Well.

jennykadry:
have u ever tot of d probability that maybe u aint doing something right that is y he brought a woman into your matrimonial bed(God forbid its not your portion ,im only giving examples)

Abeg lets be truthful to ourselves,d fact that most men cheat doesnt make them a womanizer,some of them that cheat ,its d woman that pushes them to do it,and wenever they taste d forbidden fruit,na so we women go dey shout ,dey cry,dey curse d man,mean while na our fault, abeg forget all this matter jare

trooe i hope say u no be d type wey go dey go cry to pastor to pray make God restore your marriage,all of una wey dey make mouth so

Your husband lucky o

He knows if he cheats, you will be prepared to shoulder the blame for his malfeasance

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=132559.msg2236337#msg2236337 date=1210202606]A metrosexual man is no sissy, he understands and appreciate good grooming
A metro sexual man is educated and has class, finesse and knows how to treat a lady
A metrosexual man will see his woman as an equal and treat her with respect
A metro sexual man is an intellectual being and will communicate, will listen when u talk and genuinely understand what u're on about[/quote]Na so una dey look for trouble.

You create in your mind an Adonis, influenced by images in the media, and then expect your partners to conform to such

Trouble is, you end up with a Boy Alinco and question where it all went wrong.

Better hang with a brother like me. I start my day with one Gulder, my trousers hang so low, you can see my ass crack, I start snoring
immediately after one round, and I will never let the lady have the remote control

No deception involved, what you see is what you get.

Guy, make you no dey waste your phone credit because you dey try prove point.

Use am call Sikira you hear. Bloody Agama

All this people wey dey talk like this. I tire for una o

So make dem dey maltreat us dey go, because we no get certain things right.

Make all the pikin wey no come first for class give up because dem no get brains reach.

Abegi, make una stop am. D thing dey vex me seriously sef.

Your middle name must be Adamu because dem think say Mumu go dey too blatant

You Come here dey feel like say you be big boy.

Better go kill that rat wey dey chop your Ewa for kitchen. Kong-Fool

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=132559.msg2236286#msg2236286 date=1210201393]Cant leave your balls alone, we're stakeholders in that part of your anatomy   [/quote]Touche. That is a line for the ages

Una still dey here dey play ten-ten. Willie Willie dey come o

sheniqua:
I could forgive a mental cheater but if a man lays with another woman,he does not deserve me because he's about to murder me with his pe.nis

The gbola must be really big sha

ariblaze:
acted?

i don't know

whether to get insulted

by this statement,but i know

for sure this is not a compliment

Look at this one. Na for online forum you dey come look for ego-massage.

Your suppose go Ebute Metta my friend, like Banky W talk

All this ones wey una dey try gee urselves up.

Arsenal have yama yama players and need some proper match winners.

Just look Chelsea for there. No expenses spared.  

all the probe matter na rubbish jo.

Dem probe one Universal Education one thing one thing before, but dem bury am in 'due process'

jennykadry:
flirting?i doubt that ,if flirting is all about using some parts of people bodies to insult them,then u don't know what flirting is

Eiya. Ever since I came to this site. N so so wahala I jus dey enter.

No mind me Married woman. I was a tad too crude

Bo greet Mr Kadry o. Tell am say, make e no vex.

jennykadry:
ask him ooo,he just wants trouble

i don't know how he saw d nyash of a married woman in her husbands house

Trouble ke. Me I was flirting o

jennykadry:
Get thee behind me devil

With that your yansh wey person fit see from the front.

jennykadry:
storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Na wa. You must have a sixpack

jennykadry:
e be like say ,dangerous is actually hiaaa to cause trouble

Na dangermouse be my name

And eliminating danger is my M.O

Both of una get issues. We suppose find one private thread for una to do some private e-piping

eldee:
Will you sharap dia!!!
Who even thought you how to spell that word

See as e reject you fiam. Abi you get potbelly wey you suck in for this your pictures.

No wonder you dey grimace for some of them.

jennykadry:
@ibkaye

is it not past your bed time,why r u still up?

Look at you.  U never hear say Kano safe past Umuahia.

ibkaye:
cheii, see flirting o

You dey jealous abi. Despite the montage of pics wey you post, no man don gree flirt with you.

You suppose go stand for the runway of Aminu Kano Airport abi.

Guy, you just need to chill man. There is a formula to falling in love.

Just find someone you like, and mouth the words 'I love Mrs. Lagbaja' a minimum 5000 times.

Voila, you are in love

Are Arsenal buying Makoun?

If they are, I fear sha. He is certainly an upgrade to Flamini in my opinion, if his exploits in C-League past
are anything to go by.

wendymanda:
Probably the same person with different names.

Whats with the snide remarks  

i tire sef. if una no fit understand, how come me i fit.

may una dey pretend there like say butter no dey melt for una mouth. I sure say una dey dance suwo[i][/i] for house

Roscodaddy:
Nigerians gals,they want to eat it all,without thinking about their bellies,mo gbo mo ya,after eating they even order for take away.

Guy, the thing tire me sef. You go see some eh, their belle dey enter room five minutes before their body. Chineke

wendymanda:
oops. Someone's pissed off.

You knw me before      

tngtech:
Maybe your sister have

Na wa  for this site sha. I no fit talk one thing make i no get some insultive retort.

Guy, na your mama u hear. She dey carry rolls of Amala  for waist. Ekute Yaba.

Naija women get big belle abeg. Dey use euphemism call am 'love handles'. Who dem dey fool?

And if your prick no long like my mouse own, na double wahala sha.

@Doyin13

Yes oh. After Jose left, I wrote the season off with our Baron Greenback of a manager.
To be competing on two fronts with only one match reamaining is a big bonus

The only NBA I am interested in is the Nigerian Bar Association.

They should come and settle their last bill at my girlfriend's beer parlour

StephenP:
[size=13pt]Facebook? LOL!!! Damn Nairaland is killing me. I don't even have a Facebook! Y'all musta been played real bad by some people. Anyway, it's cool. If you find any of my pictures online please do let me know. And yeah, please let's all know what you found out in your research. I mean, you already made a claim, it's only fair that we see the whole information, isn't it? LOL!!! I should probably take my pictures down so that people don't accuse me of identity theft. Soon someone would swear I'm the ring leader of some 419 or Yahoo Yahoo clique. LMAO!!

By the way, what is [b]olobeh? I'm curious.[/size][/b]

Dickhead

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132029.msg2228413#msg2228413 date=1210039008]What a dolt!!!!
Classic definition of an idiot savant!!!

I knew u were one of em jobless old members who got banned and came back as Danger-church rat!!
You came here to look for me trouble, huh? How about me bringing it to your bedroom. . .
Served cold!!![/quote]Danger-church rat.

I think you going out of your comfort zone. You should stick to the biological references.

Trying to be witty does not suit you at all.