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I feel this post makes you less of a man!putting an ad up for girlfriend? Or u actually need someone to bleep? Be honest and rephrase....

Kindly check your dictionary for the meaning of d two... house and apartment

francababy:
hello house,

A colleague of mine resigned from the company I work and he was paid around N8.4m. This is really tempting. We resumed the same year and I even resumed 5 months before him. My annual take home is N3.6m before taxes. I don't know how much mine will be, but I'm tempted to resign and collect one lump sum to start my own business. I'm confused now. Please advise.

it means you can't save 8mil with #3.6m per in years to come?

rhymz:
whoever write thus nonsense is a bona fide idiot that deserve the same fate as the dead idiot.

is the Alhaji Gay your father!

mumu!

if you don't know him,this is someone experience with him.................................
I got this message from a Yahoo boy who said he was pushed into the trade by circumstances and because he doesn't want to go into armed robbery. He exposed a lot in the letter to and disclosed how policemen are using the name of the Inspector General of Police to "deal" with them:

My name is Ibrahim Dipo, a final year student at the Leads City University, although I admit what I was doing with my friends was wrong but no other means of survival. I drive a Range Sport...

ON THE 15TH OF DECEMBER LAST YEAR 2012, SOME POLICE MEN AND EFCC OFFICIAL CAME TO MY HOUSE ALONG SIDE WITH THE POPULAR EX-CONVICT MAN NOW POLICE FAKE INFORMANT [Alhaji Rasaq Tunji Alaso] CALLED ALHAJI GAY.

HE WAS ARRESTED SO MANY TIMES BUT RELEASED BECAUSE HE USED TO SETTLE THE COMMISSIONER OF POLICE IN LAGOS AND IBADAN.

THEY CAME AT 7AM AND JUMPED INTO MY COMPOUND, THEY SHOWED ME A FAKE PETITION WHICH I THOUGHT WAS REAL WITH THE SIGNATURE OF THE INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE [IG MD ABUBAKAR]. THEY ARRESTED ME AND TOOK MY RANGE SPORT, WRIST WATCH, JEWELRIS WORTH 590K, $3900 IN CASH, LAPTOP, AND TOOK ME IN THE DANFO BUS TO AN UNKNOWN DESTINATION.

THEY TOOK ME TO AN EMPTY HOUSE IN IJEBU WHERE I SAW SOME OTHER BOYS TOO WHO WAS DETAINED THERE. THE ALHAJI GAY (PICTURE ABOVE) ASKED HOW MUCH I HAD IN MY BANK ACCOUNT, I HAVE IN TOTAL OF N3.2 MILLION NAIRA IN MY FIRST BANK ACCOUNT. HE WAS ORDERING THE FAKE EFCC AND POLICE MEN BECAUSE HE IS IN CHARGE. THE ALHAJI GAY TOLD ME TO GO AND WITHDRAW ALL AND WAS HOLDING ALL MY STUFFS AND ALSO THE FAKE EFCC MEN TOLD ME IF I NOTIFY ANYONE THEY WILL USE THE PETITION AGAINST ME.

OUT OF FEAR, I WENT TO THE BANK AND WITHDRAW THE MONEY FOR ALHAJI WITH 10,000 NAIRA BALANCE. HE ALSO COLLECTED MY ORIGINAL CAR PAPERS, HE RELEASED ME AND DIDN'T GIVE ME MY CAR BACK AFTER THEY COLLECTED ALL MY MONEY. I KEEP CALLING HIS PRIVATE LINE {08039111480} HE LATER TOLD ME MY CAR IS BEEN SOLD AND IF I WANT TO USE POWER THEN THE IG WILL RELEASE ANOTHER PETITION AND THE EFCC WILL ARREST ME AGAIN.

A MONTH'S AFTER I LOST MY MUM AND LIFE HAS BEEN ROUGH FOR ME, PLEASE THE IG OF POLICE CAN LOOK INTO THIS ISSUE OF ALHAJI GAY. WHY ARE FAKE POLICEMEN AND FAKE EFCC EXTORTING MONEY FROM YAHOO BOYS? IS REALLY SAD, THIS KIND OF FRUSTRATION CAN LEAD SOMEONE TO ARM ROBBERY.

IF TRULY IG OF POLICE IS AWARE OF THIS THEN THIS IS REALLY BAD. FEW DAYS AFTER, HE ARRESTED 5 OF MY FRIENDS TOO AT UNILAG AND TOOK ALL THERE CARS WITH SOME POLICE MEN FROM ALAGBON. THE TOTAL MONEY HE GOT FROM THEM WAS IN TOTAL OF 7 MILLION NAIRA AND 3 RANGE SPORT AND 2 LR3.

NOW HE IS CALLING ME AND LOOKING FOR MORE MONEY AFTER HE COLLECTED EVERYTHING I HAD.... THE POLICE MEN FROM ALAGBON WAS EVEN ARGUING WITH ALHAJI GAY THAT THE SHARE OF THE MONEY HE GAVE THEM WAS SMALL, WHAT A SHAME TO THE NIGERIAN POLICE AND EFCC !!!!

Please, the authorities should look into these allegations by Ibrahim Dipo and take appropriate actions.

just took my home study test....not sure i did very well got this after...

Dear Candidate,

Apologies for the confusion but our testing system is currently experiencing a glitch.

So once you are done with your test, please send a screenshot of your test along with the email address and name you used to register in your application to apply@andela.co and the subject of the email should be Andela Nigeria Class X.

Thank You.

The Andela Team.

multicast:
she was a little bit of a stubborn and volatile person but its worse now.

Don't you think,she feels insecured?when was the last time you took her out to have a nice times?something might be bordering her! introduce something different into the marriage spice it up ......

Dear OP you won't be surprised that this shit is been caused by the those dudes who are employed to give boarding pass...forgot the name of the company.....

Jeromejnr:
So now I can see where your anti-tithing issue comes from.

Abeg, keep your opinions to yourself and stop meddling in things you are are not sure about. I'm sure you don't even attend their services enough to know what goes in around there.

That church has been a blessing to massive amounts of Christians. Carry your own belief and be a blessing to and maybe people will know if your opinions are of God or not.

Oga repent. Cause I've seen things happen to people who talked ill especially about the overseer.

P.S: I hate it when people just assume things because they heard other people say something and they didn't go to experience or find out for themselves if its true or not.

77million naira na moi moi nee......religion is one of our major problem in this country......you have seen things happen to people who talk ill of him is he God?

NighttWalker:
Death is not and never the answer, there are many fishes in the sea.

Anyone notice her right hand holding the block and probably trying to lift herself? This shows that even those who want death gets scared of it when it comes.

i smell rat!!!

yetunde01:
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don't they have CDA'S i think the whole occupants of that area minds there business.....

eliascomm55:
this is from american bro. We went to collect d laptops at the airport from the person who bring them to nigeria. I fear white people ooo

i bet you! if it was not fraudulently purchased! it was tampered with her in nigeria! the customs or what ever people in charge

wallex1983:
Ifayiose......

Do you observe that most of the people talking anyhow, both in the ruling party and the opposition are Yorubas. Perhaps we take things too far. Even from Baba, Okupe, Fani, Layi, Fayose, Abati, Mimiko, even gani adams......

The likes of Maku are out of the scene now. IBB iڪ diplomatic. Akpabio sef seem to be in his shells lately.

Yoruba......... RONU!

Yoruba's are generally traitors right from the days of Awolowo....look at Obanikoro too

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Go back to office, tell him to touch your bwest, pless it hard, veli veli hard with two hands until you take photo while he plessing it. Come back here and uproad the photo otherwise we won't berieve you [/color]

you just one commedian i want to know

dossypretty:
It took me so much courage before I could come out here to share my problem.

It all started in 2012 when I met my ex in Lagos and we kicked it off in a relationship but little did I know that he was still keeping a girl he claimed to have left, along the line we started having issues about the same girl to the point of him beating me.

This guy in question was once married but lost his wife after childbirth and so with this my parents refused me marrying him because he was talking about marriage. So after like 10 months he was still treating me bad I decided to quit the relationship but he begged that he will never do it again. Months later he travelled abroad and I also got a job in another city and left.

We still kept in touch but I met another man in the new city and decided to give him a chance. Though this new guy has no child but his problem is that he gets angry too much and wants to control everything about me but he is very generous . He doesn't even care if I'm sick or not, unlike my former guy who is more caring and always want to pet me.

Now I'm at a cross road because the one here has gone to see my parents and has set a date for the wedding and preparations are on top gear while the one abroad has come back to marry me like he promised. I'm really not happy with the one here because of his attitude and i'm contemplating on running away with the one from abroad because he understands me better.

Please is love enough in marriage?? Help me as your sister

what exactly do ladies want !!
you just suffering from infatuation!!
your abroad bf is going to dump you again...lets see

vjsmiles:
odeshi

2go death is not my portion

pastors wanted

Most of the crazy themes are from igbo/calabar pastors check them out............

BreezyRita:

Well, I and my friends don't discuss boyfriends or crush...
Dress, hairstyle, celeb; on point!

Gossip? Nah. Everyone does that.

what do you discuss

seedbaba:
Make una help me thank God oo.. I'm a batch C youth corper posted to abuja but not yet serving oo, I was rejected last week by a govt office that wasted over 3weeks of my time due to come back next week talk before I was issued a rejection letter on friday. Was sadened through out the weekend but hoped on God this week shall be fruitful.
Monday morning (yesterday) stepped out on my ironed 4 over 7khaki combinations with the mind of combing the nooks & cranny of abuja streets till I get a PPA as abuja NYSC don tell us to go find PPA ourselves, naso I waka round gwarimpa, jabi,wuse 2 come enta jahi district.. All the offices & schools are either singing we already have enough corpers chorus or we don't take corpers. Entering jahi district with the last 210 naira I said to myself if this area fail to provide a PPA na swear I go swear for abuja NYSC.
Saw a very nice second school, my head swell say if I can get this place I go happy oo. Na so I start dey smile go d gate I wan enta d gate na him one angry looking security man bursted out from one lungu.. HEY!!! Otondo wetin u dey find!!!.. With my cool,calm,educated,corperish, fake abuja accent I said I'm a youth corper I want to..... HEY Mr man I'm not blind I can see u are a corper d question is What are u finding!!! Shuooo.. (Finding?? , I dare not laugh), with a smile I want to see the principal.. Are u with a formal letter?? I replied No, is he aware u are coming?? My reply, NO. So my friend move from here before I change my mind, as I be gentleman I tried to calm him down.. Naso ds man turn enta d lungu as e dey cum back na him I see dane gun for him hand.. Omo I no even double up oo I deca-hepta double my legs up ni oo.. Who wan die, with my waka about na so I see another school, d security sitdown for executive chair oo for d gate.. Na so I greet am..who u dey find? The principal.. Do u av any letter, No. Is he aware of ur coming..(Remembering d last episode, I can't let ds one slip away, God forgive me cos I'm about to lie) I answered confidently YES!!!, do u have his number?.. (Devil thank U fr bringing ds lie very fast) I misplaced it sir that's why I'm even here, corper u careless oo.. Sorry sir I muttered. But d principal neva come (by 12:25pm??), I said Oga abeg can I see the admin pple?? Ok oya go straight enter right, turn left u go see one fine office na there dem dey.. Fast-forwarded .. We need biology teacher but u studied Agric econs.. sir I can teach biology oo very well sir, I can teach anything I said to the principal after waiting for over 2 hrs.. Okay I will help u, he issued me a request letter.
Instantly I dashed out of the school gate, it was a minute past three.. With my calculations I can get to NYSC zone 3 office bfr 4pm so as to submit my letters, that will make my reposting letter to be ready by wedsday or thursday. Aboki oya carry me go gwarimpa express junction by next cash and carry. Alighting from the bike I was left with 110naira.. God how I go take do oo was d sentence racing thru my brain.. I waved down a construction hilux jeep, oga abeg help me I dey go barnex and I'm short of cash, come in was the answer I jumped in. The man said I'm heading to mabushi so u will av to drop before barnex bridge, thank u sir I'm really grateful, I dropped at d mabushi by pass, time was 3:14pm, I don calculate say with the remaining 110 I go beg any cab make he help me reach wuse with 60naira then from wuse I go see zone 3 for 50naira.. Perfect plan!! I was jugging-walking on d bridge, naso I wave a cab, wuse! Naso I enta oo.. A man was sitting at d front, 2 passengers at d backseat, one male and a dirty female(very dirty) wetin concern me with dirty na where I dey go dey my head..d dirty lady was sitting in between me and one aboki guy at d other entrance. The following is our conversation..

Me: oga driver how much be wuse?
Driver: na 100naiara oo
Me: abeg na 60naira dey my hand oo pls help me
Driver: oooohhh.. I no dey like ds kind tin oo
Lady beside: oga driver no worry I go pay for am, na corper him be
Me: aunty thank u oo (was happy)
The driver didn't branched at barnex -wuse bypass, he was going straight with full speed...
Me confused) ah ah, oga driver u no know wuse road again??
Driver: I wan go pass another place hold-up fit dey dt place
Me: (was thinking is there any other place I don't know of?).
We got to airtel junction I was restless!
Lady beside: corper where u dey go?
Me: I dey go nysc office and I'm already late
Lady beside: that thing wey u wan go do no fit wait till another day?
Me: no ooo, I can't wait till another day oo, I must do it today
Lady beside: why are u so restless, d driver sabi road pass u.. So relax no worry urslf we go soon reach wuse!
My head jus correct that instant, driver pls stop ds motor I'm nt going anywhere again
Driver: see ds stupid aboki wey dey sleep inside my motor ( he parked) stupid man wake!..
Lady beside: (wakes up d aboki at d other entrance)
Driver: if I carry u pass ur bus-stop u go dey shout, now u don sleep forgt
Abokiextend 200naira to d driver) give me change, and pls I get load for back oo
Driver: lailai I can never allow u carry that bag,u are a thief, everybody see ds mallam oo, na dollar full him bag oo.. Ask him where he see d money? Na thief he thief am.. Nobody come count bridge for abuja na share we go share d money equally!
Me: (alerted) dollars?? Full bag!! With a dollar to 210naira??, na big money oo (saying that to myslf)
Lady beside: yes na true! We go share d money, bt dis aboki na wicked person he fit go do us evil after we share d money
Passenger in d front seat: I sabi one babalawo for apo village we go go dia go share d money and we go take OATH!!! So nobody go fit tell anybody and d aboki no go fit do us evil
Me: OATH!!!.. I opened my door stepped down, d lady beside was holding my khaki trouser, corper neva go oo make we settle ds tin.. Settle wetin!! Na God go punish all of una .. Una be kidnapper stupid people, naso I start shout ooo.. Thieves!! Kidnappers!! Thieves!!!.. Naso d driver sped off.. GOd I was a fool for being tricked to this level.. Checkin my wrist watch.. Time was 4:17pm, Jesus christ! 4 don pass...awon oloriburuku ti je kin late shaa.. I missed d submission but I thank GOd for bringing back my memory! If I had been tricked and followed them to apo village, I couldd be dead by now, at this election period! One needs to be very careful oo.. May God almighty Protect U and I from the hands of Evil..

Don't know this Scheme is been run in abuja,you just met SCAMMERS,419 glad you not greedy with hearing the dollar!! thing

rooqee120:
Hahahahah chai i no fit laf o. @op, if u said u dnt hv any hidden agenda, i myt blv u, bt dat etisalat babe...she no try at ol. Hw on earth will u b in someones house, a stranger for dat matter, and claimed u wnt to ease urself(though, acceptble) bt having a bath in a strangers house(a man for dat matter) is totally out of courtesy. Haba wen no b say she shit for body. And as for u op, u expect ur gf to come out of d toilet to as u in a cool romantic voice "darlyn, who is dat lady i saw in d bathroom tying ur towel and jxt had her bath? Haba...lets b realistic hera jare...

i bet the op is not saying the whole truth,how can someone demand for the use of toilet and have her bath.....guy stop that shit.....

Have you seen the NANS Comrades drive?mostly under the influence of alcohol,or little rest or no rest at all,been part of the movements,glad good spared my life during the regime of ghost,plaza,moses,dudu,sadam to name a few,it was God all thru...........................

we don't get pictures like this when you hear nigerian army kills 50 boko harsm

i have got a good stud....imported and pure breed slant back,i live in ijegun .....

myspnigeria: Maybe u intentionally left this out. Just maybe ====>>>>> One of Aregbe's numerous new schools in Atakumosa west...Why r d students on d floor

STOP FOOLING YOUR SELF DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A NEW SCHOOL TO YOU !

i wonder why people won't vote for development,all APC government at developing there state for foreign investors,i am not a politican but,i will vote APC, any time any day,been to Osun there is distinct tramsformation! PDP,no get agenda....all our politicians are bunch of criminals! either is APC OR PDP

Vurn....how are you doing today,i am interested in this to project topics....There are two usefull topics,
1. The design and implementation of result compilation system for nigerian university lecturers using your school as a case of study.
2. The design and the implementation of academic records and CGPA management system, a case study of your department.
i didnt get your number to call here...