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MotherConfesor:
Doctors and health practitioners in the house kindly help with possible solution.
I had an Eva wine in my fridge which is to expire in 2018. I decided to mix it with alcohol, Mc dowel's precisely. After taking it, my body since then haven't remained same for two days now. I developed hives, all part of my body itching and swelling, serious headache and nauseating feeling. What is likely wrong and what do I do

Note that the Mc Dowels wasn't having expiring date written on it. just Mfg date. Am really sick. can't stand up from my bed for two days now


Mods kindly treat as this is urgent.

Mhoxune:
All the guys complaining about all ladies on this thread, stop saying that! Of all the good women, you guys decided to choose the hoes and now you're generalizing......... not all ladies are bad pls. Go to where the good ones are and choose from there .

acidtalk:
What in the world is going on with Nairaland Moderators these past months?

Must every post make it to the front page? Most especially very sensitive ones likely to cause National and International unrest?

The Passport in question might have been expired or fake for all we care. Journalism is all about findings.

The poster should have provided the passport number, visa details, name on passport before such story could be confirmed as being true.

We all know the length at which Nigeria could go to travel out of the country through hook or crook means.

If the story is true, Let him report to Nigeria high commision/embassy in South Africa and if he has and nothing concrete has been done then he should forward the information to us here.

Then and only then will we all rise and ask for the recall of the Higher Commisioner in South Africa.

Seun be very careful, yourself and your moderators need to have regular meetings and discussions on how to operate this forum because it appears you all are loosing it by each passing second.


Just a harmless advice.

Kaira333:
DAT useless counsellor must be mad. Thunder fire him there.

annnikky:
Guy check that pic very well n u'll c d resemblance

Caseless:
to uphold judgement to protect the fundamental human right of the Muslim students amounts to favouring the muslims?

You need education.

deraluv:
the python was killed in Owerri today in a Poultry farm in Urrata,where it usually comes to eat up chickens and eggs for food and didn't know that today is the last day.

GurlFriend:
Update to this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/3086937/man-climbs-electric-pole-lagos

There is serious confusion, as authorities seem to be at a loss for what to do to bring down the suicidal man who made news this morning when he climbed an electricity pole and refused to come down.

According to Ken Egbas who is live tweeting the whole drama, a bouncy castle was brought by fire fighters to cushion the man's fall, in case he chooses to let go of the pole.

Now, the bouncy castle has been deflated and firefighters have push-started their truck and left the scene. Even PHCN officials and the policemen on ground have dusted their buttocks and have left the area, presumably to go back to their normal businesses.

See more live photos from the 'arena of chaos' after the cut

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/confusion-reigns-as-police-firefighters.html

MoNickk:
funny write up. i was born between the years you mentioned and i beg to differ...the fact that your female friends cant cook doesnt mean no other female can. i refuse to be termed 'indomie generation'. i can boldy n proudly say i can cook mouth watering meals that would make you forget your middle name,clean n also keep house. Now what do u bring to the table other thsn money? what makes you stand out from other guys?

Femikutti:
Something happened today in school, in my lecture room when my lecture was going on, i forgot to put m phone on silence instead i reduced the volume thinking i already put it on silence.

My ring tone is a banging one, erm this DBANJ new song "Emergency" chai it is a crazy something, whike the lecture was going on, that how my mummy called me, i know you people will be expecting it to be a girl lol, am single oooo and serching.

So that how my sweet mother called me and gosh am using a phantom 5, you know how crazy the speaker of that phone can be especially when a place is that quiet, nothing else was sounding except my lecturer and my phone.

As the call came in i heard "EMERGENCY EMERGENCY THEY NEVER SAW ME COING THROUGH" immediately i knew it was over cause the leacturer could trace wia the unique sound was coming from and he asked me to come out wit the phone.. and i told him i was sorry that it was my mum that called, then agreely he asked me to go back to my seat but i should see him in his office after the class.

then when i got to see him in is office, he was like dont let that rubbish that happened today happen again ooo, and i was like yes sir, then he funnyly(if dia is any english like that) asked me what the name of the phone, i told him it is a TECNO PHANTOM 5 sir and he said are you serious? i said yes sir, he said what are the specs and i showed him all the specs.

My lecturer was surprised, he was like a china phone with all this good qualities, he then asked me for the price and i told him 82,000 lol, immediately he transfered the sum of #82,000 to my account to get it for him berore coming to class the next day..

And hope you people not thinking that am a theif sha lol.. the phone is 62k in 3cHub at ikeja, so 82000 - 62000 = #20,000 messelinius lol...
I pray he never finds out, so i will not end up getting an extra year lol

kenonze:
When i was in the world,

No amount of plea will make me yeild.
U as a guy must do ur home work (fore_play) well.
The moment u do that, all these cock and bull stories are unnecessary

Adaure4ever:
lol, nothing is wrong in you marrying a rich man, but its not what you advertise publicly.
Marry a guy for love, car should not be a priority, encourage him to save from his monthly salaries or income, after sometime both of you can get a car.

Ayoemrys:
hahahahahaha no be small thing o,but op you re a liar,u do not snatch any biro from her,of cus u were even happy that she spoke to u,i ws dere,i saw u smilin like a damage pvssy

mencade5:
the thing surprise me ooo. I was dumbfounded when she made that move. This is about us. Why r u bringing people into our lives for such a minor issue? I told her this

twerky:
It happened to me anytime am playing video games
Honestly, u are right Op

dupsil:
Am not much of a people person, i love to be on my own, i would not describe myself as a quiet person, more like someone with mood swings and most times i just want to be alone. i av just 2 close friends that i talk to about everything and they've bin quiet helpful in the ways they can, I am not close to my family members at all due to the way in which i was brought up so we don't speak much on personal issues or things am going through.
Just got out of a very bad breakup that shook me up so bad and have not been able to move past it, am in my finals in the university, just finished my first semester exams and it was so hard for me to focus and read for the exams but i was able to scale through the exam period. we are on semester break now and i have lot of assignment and project to focus on but its so hard for me to do anything meaningful this days. i just lie in alone all day doing nothing, i feel so weak, alone and depressed. i feel lost, scared, worried. Things aren't working the way i had imagined and hoped for, am 22 years old, i don't av a special talent, no skill am interested in and then this education i took serious so i could confidently say am good in something doesn't seems to be working out because am going to graduate with a 2nd class lower. i feel like i don't fit in anywhere, at my age i should have plans, goals and target for the future but i don't and i don't know how to go about it. Pls i need mature advise on what to do.

deen4real7902:
Got my Samsung S7 edge today at Samsung office at Ikeja City Mall (Alausa shoprite) for 235k, I was the 11th person to buy it, so I was giving a Gear VR and Back cover with it. The Samsung S7 cost 205k.

prettythicksme:
Yes but i stop lying tey tey

Oma307:
I wish to come across this kind of lady. Straight away to my mama

Jadekitana:
That's because 99.9 percent of you men are always interested in the cookie! When a lady gives in too early, she's considered a cheap slut, when she doesn't she bcoms a gold digger. And even after waiting for years the day he hits it, excuses starts coming! That's how men are wired from 100bc so we need to be careful how we open our legs.