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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 10:04pm On Jan 19, 2021
Uber useless club!
Very stupid club! grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 7:02pm On Jan 03, 2021
tng:
What exactly is wrong with this team? Personnel? Tactics? Mentality or it’s just a bad patch?
I think it's the ball. It's just jumping around uncontrollably whenever Chelshit players touch it.


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 7:00pm On Jan 03, 2021
Title contenders?
LMAO! grin grin grin

Uber-useless club!

Mendy was supposed to be the next best thing after sliced bread with that big towel that's supposed to be able to cover the entire Stamford Bridge.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Atheist Believe There Is No God? by Danhumprey: 8:42am On Dec 20, 2020
Esetobore:
The so-called Atheist who claimed they don't believe in God is the first to shout” oh my God! When something terrifying happens to them. They are just a bunch of hypocrites and ignorant human beings on planet Earth. We all believe in science and technology but science has not been able to create a living soul. The formation of another being when sperm and a women's egg meet, the ability for humans to fall asleep and wake up, the air we breathe, for without air there will be no living soul. All this is not by scientific method or power. If anyone says there is no God, or they don't believe that God exists, is just plain stupid.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Danhumprey: 11:19pm On Dec 19, 2020
Spy360:
As an Arsenal fan I'm disgusted by your comment. In all my years as football and Arsenal fan I've never seen a coach tactically better than Mikel Arteta and I think he's the best coach we ever have had. Back him and trust the process. We can still do this! We are Arsenal! COYG!
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Celebrities › Re: Oge Obidiebube Who Called Out Kiki Mordi Talks About Commiting Suicide by Danhumprey:
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...only cowards commit suicide
No matter what you passing through..don't think of suicide..some of us are going through hell....but we are not giving up because there is always light and fire at the end of weed tie
Sorry I meant to say there is always light at the end of the tunnel
Lol... grin grin grin grin
Only cowards commit suicide?
I'm not even going to call you out on how insensitive and senseless that statement is. I'll just leave you to your own device.
But it's important that people like you know and understand that even the very choice and decision to commit suicide isn't an easy one to make or arrive at.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pelosi: GOP 'Brought Dishonor To The House' For Supporting Election Lawsuit by Danhumprey: 5:12pm On Dec 12, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....




Abeg nor too loud am o
Before bros Righteousness89 go say as i don dey get fans and followers so he mean say na the beginning of end time
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Politics › Re: HISBAH Board Bans "Black Friday" In Kano, Writes 96.9 Cool FM Radio Station by Danhumprey: 2:03pm On Nov 27, 2020
ITbomb:
Lord Lugard, may you suffer for 600 years
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Romance › Re: Its Fun Reading Hate Comment With Bae While Chilling In My House (photos by Danhumprey: 7:38am On Oct 01, 2020
Wokeupandslayed:
yo!!!

I had no idea, please teach me. how huh nairalamd never had dms no joke.

I emailed you tho. get back xx
Really? Didn't see any mail notification from you. lipsrsealed

You can still access the email with which you registered this current Nairaland account, right?
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Danhumprey: 11:39am On Sep 21, 2020
purplecoco:
lol I kinda saw yours one time, but I felt you’d have forgotten about me. cheesy But it so good to see you tho haha. Lemme check my Dm real quick grin
LoL... I wasn't going to so easily forget you guys na. You guys made my time on Nairaland really fun and worth it back then. We were a group, a close knit. We were almost on every threads together. grin

Still awaiting your response in the DM.
Romance › Re: Its Fun Reading Hate Comment With Bae While Chilling In My House (photos by Danhumprey: 8:26am On Sep 20, 2020
Wokeupandslayed:
I'm guessing it's email. I will reply on there tongue
Yes, of course, it's email. Duh! grin

And Nairaland has always had DM even while you were around back then in 2014. You perhaps didn't explore the DM stuff or you forgot. tongue
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Danhumprey: 8:23am On Sep 20, 2020
purplecoco:
bruh you found me grin what’s good? Omg
You sneaky, sneaky one! grin

I thought I had come across this your new moniker sometimes ago, but it didn't occur to me that you're the one. So I just let it be. But something was telling me that purple font was your signature style of typing here on Nairaland. grin

Girl! Come on! grin


DM!
Romance › Re: Its Fun Reading Hate Comment With Bae While Chilling In My House (photos by Danhumprey: 6:11pm On Sep 19, 2020
Wokeupandslayed:
I was feeling myself i was typing ��� and who knows when mayapop would even come online.

anyway, nl has DMs now what!!!!! I now follow you tho. resend it. I don't have whatsapp anymore. but I will try and download it again. but just DM me.
I've sent you a mail since.
Romance › Re: Its Fun Reading Hate Comment With Bae While Chilling In My House (photos by Danhumprey: 2:25am On Sep 19, 2020
Wokeupandslayed:
danhumprey I oversharedddd on my previous message. literally TMI, please modify your comment (quote) and delete it.

okay now I see on the top, you sent an email, how does it work again. I can't remember. coz my mail box is empty loool.
Or you could type in your email address here let me send you a mail. You can modify it afterwards.
Romance › Re: Its Fun Reading Hate Comment With Bae While Chilling In My House (photos by Danhumprey: 2:20am On Sep 19, 2020
Wokeupandslayed:
danhumprey I oversharedddd on my previous message. literally TMI, please modify your comment (quote) and delete it.

okay now I see on the top, you sent an email, how does it work again. I can't remember. coz my mail box is empty loool.
I've modified the post and yeah you shared a lot, like a lot. grin

So, I sent you a DM. And since we weren't following each other at the time, you had to accept and reply the DM for us to connect.

I've really missed you guys. Those good old days. Nostalgic.

I'd like to reconnect thought, like talk on WhatsApp. grin
Romance › Re: Its Fun Reading Hate Comment With Bae While Chilling In My House (photos by Danhumprey: 2:17am On Sep 19, 2020
Wokeupandslayed:
loads of hugsssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! omggggg i can't believe this. lool. missed ya. whats been going huh dont tell me you are married with kids like airforce1. no, but seriously, whats good though?
Ah well, life happens. Lol.

I'm barely active on Nairaland these days. I barely comments, but still log in to check the site each day for news.

I miss you guys from back then. So many moniker changes, hard to keep up. grin
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Danhumprey: 1:20pm On Sep 18, 2020
purplecoco:
Lmao right
Mayapop? shocked
Romance › Re: Its Fun Reading Hate Comment With Bae While Chilling In My House (photos by Danhumprey:
Wokeupandslayed:
omggg can't believe you have a wife and kids. so happy for you omgggggg.


but damn life has been crazyyyyy!!!!!!!
I'm soooo glad you are okay hunnay. life is so bleeped up.
Is this xoxochick? From back then? Those good days on Nairaland? shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Too Attached To Me, How Can I Stop That? by Danhumprey: 1:24pm On Sep 09, 2020
Anyways, I read somewhere that if a girl/woman loves a guy/man more than he loves her, na she go get hurt pass and wahala go dey.

Oh well...
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Too Attached To Me, How Can I Stop That? by Danhumprey: 1:23pm On Sep 09, 2020
Zealoy:
Hello guys pls I will like some advice from mature minds here, there's this girl am dating she's very pretty, sexy and hard working, she loves me so much that each day that she didn't hear my voice it will seems to her as if the world is coming to an end

The problem is I didn't love her equally the same way she loves me, initially I only wanted her for sex but she's getting too attached to me, and there's one certain man of God that warmed me to dump the girl am dating, which is her, my problem is how am I going to let her go without actually hurting her feelings cuz I know quite alright that she might hurt herself if I end the relationship between us. She's dangerously in love with me and I fear it will end in tears for her.
You don't even know what you have until you lose it all ontop "a man of God said".

SMH.

Na wetin plenty guys/men dey look for na im you wan throwaway so.

This life no balance at all.
Education › Re: UNIBEN Made Me Doubt My Intelligence by Danhumprey: 4:50pm On Sep 02, 2020
Karleb:
No. cheesy

But then, I can relate.
Seems typical of public universities in Nigeria.
Education › Re: UNIBEN Made Me Doubt My Intelligence by Danhumprey: 4:31pm On Sep 02, 2020
Karleb:
That was how I felt.
Huh?

You attended UNIBEN?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 10:00am On Aug 18, 2020
postdigger:
What about you? grin
Don't even go there, man! grin

This one no follow. Poor attempt, but try again. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Danhumprey: 6:39pm On Jul 12, 2020
Finally reborn?

Heh? embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: My Real Life Encounter With An Angel Of God by Danhumprey: 1:15pm On Jul 12, 2020
ITbomb:
Angels are now into cab hailing biz, that's reassuring
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What the hell is wrong with you?

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Technology Market › Re: Laptop Power Bank by Danhumprey: 12:25pm On Jul 03, 2020
hahn:
Is this still available?
Lol. For sure it's still available. Price has gone up to #40,000 now for a piece. I made contact with the seller, JoshNka few days ago and that's the current price. embarassed
Crime › Re: Why Is The Girl Raped In A Mosque Not Trending by Danhumprey:
ITbomb:
Rape on mosque na normal thing up there.

Rape in church calls for an inquest because it was not supposed to happen
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Romance › Re: He's came back. by Danhumprey: 12:34pm On Jun 24, 2020
Sandrazima:
There is a guy I met few months ago. He has all the qualities I want in a man. I met him him before the locked down when I travelled for a business trip to Abuja where he resides. We had a long interesting conversation and we realized we shared a lot in common and he seemed very into me.

I was sad when I had to return to Lagos because he was such a great guy. He said he occasionally travels to Lagos for meetings and business trips and that made me happy knowing that I would get to see him more.

The lockdown and ban of interstate travel distanced us for months but we exchanged calls and text messages all the time. The more I got to know him the more I fell in love with him. He told me he was attracted to me and I felt the feelings I had for him were mutual. We flirted a lot, exchanged pictures and talked about sexual topics.

A month ago he just stopped responding to my texts and calls. When I text him the messages will go through, but he won't reply. If I call him the phone will ring and he won't pick. We didn't quarrel and put last conversation ended on a good note. It's been a almost a month. I see he is online and he occasionally updates his WhatsApp status so I know nothing is wrong with him. I feel very disrespected.


Why would a guy tell you he likes you, flirt with you and then just disappear from your life? Doesn't he know that he is hurting me by acting in this way? Men are indeed trash.
ROTFLMAO! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: I Proposed Marriage But I have now Lost Interest by Danhumprey: 11:43am On Jun 23, 2020
NEWBIN:
We have known each other for about six months now. I proposed to her in March 2020 and kept telling me she was thinking about it.

Just yesterday, she said yes to my proposal and I was so excited. When I met her yesterday evening, she told me Friday (June 26) is her birthday and that, she expects a lot of gifts and mobile money from me. My bowels became full instantly so left to go ease myself.

I have lost interest. Show me a way to outsmart this fraudster of a lady, thanks.
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Christianity Etc › Re: . by Danhumprey: 4:04pm On Jun 21, 2020
traihit:
I disagree with the part that says 'religion makes people comfortable doing evil'. You're implying that every religious person is evil while the ones who don't believe any religion is good right? There's something I want you to understand about black man and gods. The majority of humans especially the blacks only claim gods because they have vacuums to fill, without any need, very few people would still want a god. This is why many developed countries have fewer religious inclination. Meanwhile, those who serve a god because of a personal need can never live a moral life because morality isn't what drove them to god, their needs did. A lot of such people are in Nigeria and this is why it seems that people claim adherents to a religious dogma (because of their need) and they can't live its expectations. I am a Christian and beyond what I will eat or drink, I have discovered the golden rule as the ultimate requirement to have peace in life whether you're a theist or atheist.

Edited: I was once on the journey to atheism like some think it is the height of intelligence. It'd be self-deception for me to act like God doesn't exist. That I can't see him doesn't mean that.
Your "edited" part was pointless and made no point, sorry.

That you "were once on the 'journey' to atheism" means nada. Like seriously? What was that supposed to prove? It's you religious folks, in your usual attempts to put words in the mouth of Non-religious folks that keep equating atheism with intelligence.

No one ever said atheism is the height of intelligence, so I really don't even understand why you had to include that, maybe perhaps to cater to your venile insecurities? grin

And atheists don't express disbelief in God because they can't "see" him. Seriously, grow up and educate yourself on what atheism really means.
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Baby Dies Will He/She Go To Heaven Or Hell? by Danhumprey: 12:53pm On Jun 21, 2020
dalass:
We stop existing after death? Great!.

Please also answer the following:

What made us to come into existence in first place?

Where were we before we were born?

Why is it that people born same day don't die same day.. E.g my mom is a twin and her twin died almost twenty years ago?...

Thanks! grin
Your first question, no one knows exactly "what" that could be. Anyone who claims to know, is lying. Humans just make up shits to fill in the blanks, doesn't make those things true. And funny enough, on closer examination, those things have been proven to hold little water and force. They don't make sense to logical sane mind.

Your second question, no one knows exactly where we were before we came here. No one. And like the first question, anyone who claims to know, is merely lying. Reason these things out for yourself rather than following the narrative you were taught in Sunday school or was it the madrasa, what you read in the Bible and Quran, depending on whether you're a Christian or Muslim, books that have been proven to be filled with so much errors and contradictions that to a sane, thinking mind, they are atrocious and an insult.

Your third question could well rightly be considered illogical, but I'll respond all the same. Humans are different. Each human being is different and unique from the other. Even twins. That they are born same time doesn't mean they have to die same time.

Think! It's not difficult. Look beyond the indoctrinations you were subjected to while growing up.
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Baby Dies Will He/She Go To Heaven Or Hell? by Danhumprey: 12:30pm On Jun 21, 2020
Openbusiness:
The baby goes back to Heaven where it came from. Why? Because a baby doesn't have the consciousness of good and evil yet while it is a baby, even though it was born into sin and has the seed or implant of the knowledge of good and evil inside it's DNA. And also because by the finished works of Christ, the keys of hell and death is now with Jesus, meaning that Satan doesn't decide who goes to hell anymore, he can't lay claims to the spirits of men with impunity like he used to do. And finally because God loves children. He said, Allow the children to come to me. So every child that dies is going to Heaven, not by their own power, but by the grace and mercy of God. There is no single baby in hell, not even 1
@bolded, quite a bold claim there.

Intriguing.

Pray tell, how do you "know" this?

I mean, have you been there, that you can confidently assert with 100% certainty that there's not a single one baby in Hell?

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