₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,082 members, 8,515,446 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 November 2026 at 09:50 PM

Toggle theme

Danhumprey's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Danhumprey's Profile › Danhumprey's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 (of 386 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 10:46pm On Jun 19, 2020
Greatihex:
@nihilistjnr, Ernestly seek God for 21 days or 21 nights and he will reveal himself to you. Do this either through midnight prayer (12am) or praying and fasting for 21 days. Seek Him ernestly and he will reveal himself to you.






I'm sorry to whoever this does not concern who may feel disturbed.
So, one needs to go through all this mental and physical torture just so an all-knowing, omnipresent god will reveal "himself" to the person?

As how then will you know the voice that's speaking to you isn't your hallucination, voices in your head?

These jokes writes themselves. cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 10:41pm On Jun 19, 2020
nihilistjnr:
Bruh I'm tired of pastors I won't lie.

I saw Daddy G.O. post a video the other day about the rape case in Benin.

Man said he assures the culprit that he will continue to pray to God until the person us fished out.

Now here's my issue. Someone or some people raped and killed a reportedly pregnant woman in very the house of God.

Shouldnt that fact alone be enough to enrage God to strike the offenders dead on the spot? Or at least to fish them out?

What kind of God needs the pastor to continue to pray before he does the needful?

Why should he need reminders from a prophet in Nigeria to enforce the rule he himself wrote on tablets and sent to Moses.

Adeboye shocked me with that video. I watched it expecting to hear that he was promising to through the considerable resources of RCCG behind police efforts to catch the killer.

I expected him to appeal to his millions of members to keep their eyes out for the suspect whose name is allegedly already known(reportedly an RCCG pastor gangan)

Instead he told us he will be praying against rapists all over the globe.

What is it with pastors and useless shalaye sef?

See Greatihex too. He knows I'm a dad of two in a single income household during Corona crisis

Instead of him to reveal odds to me which I actually need, he wants me to fast for 21 days whilst also avoiding sleep.


Not only is he not putting food on my table, he's literally trying to take food out if my mouth

Inside life.
@bolded, you're a confirmed mad man! grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 10:36pm On Jun 19, 2020
CapitalCee:
I swear the guy is Verrrrrrrry useless like the P in psychology. Guy if u are expecting anybody to talk about Lindelof being a fraud here, you are on a long thing. Him, Martial and DDG are untouchables on this board, say anything about them, other than praises and hyping, you will be labelled as a hater
But that's not true. undecided

Mellow down on the exaggeration, will you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:21pm On Jun 08, 2020
How come no one has mentioned or given credit to Kagawa for the way he raved about this Donny van de Beek guy?


Come on now, guys. lipsrsealed
Health › Re: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by Danhumprey: 6:31pm On Jun 07, 2020
Eberechi24:
Honey...
Right. I had that in mind, but it's kinda expensive. shocked
Health › Re: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by Danhumprey: 4:25pm On Jun 07, 2020
daddytime:
I thank God for your life.

The shiit almost killed me during this lockdown.

I kept feeling empty from the inside, would eat, and still feel as if I am starving. Lost all sense of smell and taste. Whatever the smell and taste of water I got would make me go nauseous. Stooling seized for over 10 days. Was killing myself with all sorts of fruits to ease my stooling.

I frigging almost died by the time my wife got me to the Hospital.

The first hospital had rejected me due to my labored breathing for fear of COVID 19.

When the last hospital finally accepted to take me in after what seemed like an eternity of monitoring me outside their premises for any signs of COVID and ran a test on me, my blood sugar level was tipping already at 51.5 when a normal level should be in the 4-7 region.

The doctors were shocked and concluded that 30 minutes later than I had come in and I'd have gone into a coma and possibly death.

I did almost three weeks in the hospital and still recovering.

A very very silent killer.

[bStay away from sugar and sodas guys.[/b]

Diabetes is real.

Now I have become an advocate for this cause too.

I wished I had spoken out while I was going through the same symptoms and gotten swift advice like you just did.

A health informative thread as this should be making the FP particularly at this time of a pandemic and the lockdown.
What's the alternative to sugar, please? embarassed
Crime › Re: Benue: Man Rapes 6-Year-Old Girl In 7 Thunder Church In Owukpa by Danhumprey: 4:20pm On Jun 07, 2020
Oh well.... Is this the new trend now? undecided



ItBomb! undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 6:42pm On Jun 06, 2020
Lol...

This is bordering on extremism. The very same thing you'd accuse religious folks/believers of, is what you're subconsciously guilty of, although you might not quite admit it.


This devotion to and adoration of Otem Atum. embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 6:39pm On Jun 06, 2020
afrodoc:
So OtemAtum your teacher that taught you all this rubbish also said that he locked Yahweh and Allah in a cage.
grin grin grin grin grin
cheesy grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Danhumprey: 2:56pm On May 31, 2020
Jabhunter:
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WH*RE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the police , all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the popo, im breaking up with u, u some kinda poop wh*re. and that was that.
I feel like a new man and I'm off to find me a woman who doesnt poop. Real men don’t settle for less... angry

MGTOW
Redpiller
grin cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: A Must Watch !! War Room Movie : Prayer is a powerful weapon by Danhumprey: 8:23pm On May 28, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
NA BASTARD LIAR YOU BE.
I WILL NEVER MENTION YOU ON THIS FORUM AGAIN.
LMAO! grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey:
ToyinDipo:
Science needs to update itself because it is not absolute, it is not the truth.
Science never claimed to be the truth, nor the absolute.

And yes, it needs to update itself. That's part of its attributes.

But I gotta ask, what in your opinion, is the truth, the absolute?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 11:50am On May 25, 2020
airmark:
Juju is also not perfect.

Professor Peller exposed his weakness on a tv programme and he was monitored and murdered when his guards were down.

Not everyone that goes to the hospital comes back healed. Not all jujus are real, but some are. That's the point, some people will not admit.
Touche! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 11:49am On May 25, 2020
FBS:
Science is mainly in the business of observing, experimenting, monitoring and discovery, it does not necessarily "create". It mainly discovers what already exists.

Scientists though interpret these discoveries, evidence and make them law and in some cases, with a truck load of assumptions.

Science does not have the scope to disprove God.

The Bible on the other hand reveals the nature, character and work of God. He is infinite, incomparable and unchanging with all power and authority.

Science can't prove or disprove love, shame, guilt or any other feeling for that matter. Why? because that's a metaphysical part of your life. You cannot touch your feelings and as your metaphysical state affects your physical self is the reason why thinking in a certain way can lead to depression or elation.

There is a Higher Being, who is greater than you and I. A Supreme Being who exists beyond our concept of time and space, who is able to create at will. Colossians 1:16 says "For by him all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things were created through him and for him."

We as human beings have answers to a lot of things, but do we have answers to all things? The answer is No.

I do not claim to know anything, but I do know that there is God. You only need to experience him. As John 4:24 says, God is spirit, and those who worship him must worship in spirit and truth.
The Bible. The Bible. The Bible. grin grin grin grin

How do you think the Bible came about? The Bible you hold so dearly, how did it came about? It fell from above into the hands/laps of primitive men? Is that so? Or was it the compilations of the imaginations of primitive men who wrote down their hallucinations about things they didn't understand about their time and surrounding? And pass it off as the "word of God"?

Or that the Bible is a plagiarised work, copiously copied from earlier pagan texts, customs and traditions of ancient civilizations?

A cursory study of the Bible will leave a sane mind horrified and discombobulated with what's written there in.




And. For. The. Umpteenth. Time, Science. Is. Not. Trying. To. Disprove. God!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 11:34am On May 25, 2020
ToyinDipo:
It's not about saving lives or not, science has actually being saving and killing lives on a large scale, someone can say juju does the same

Gravitational theory isn't 100 percent accurate, fact!

Scientists have proven space time curvature, perhaps you should update yourself on it.

The evolution of atomic theories is part of why I called science partial scam, there were many theories before Rutherford or Neil gave the current atomic structure theory, not sure if that has already been debunked. Science will just tell you something, even if you don't understand it, you just believe it, or how many of the science you believe, you genuinely understand

As far as I am concerned, science is a partial scam, and it also has a lot of evil attached to it.
@bolded, it's simply because science constantly update itself.

Science is not perfect and has never claimed perfection.

From time to time, with new discoveries and theories, science aims to improve, evolve, update itself, rather than be stuck on same narrative like religious texts are wont to do.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Am An Atheist And A Humanist. Ask Me Anything! Let's Talk! by Danhumprey: 4:43pm On May 24, 2020
incogni2o:
No other God claims being the Alpha and Omega.

No other God respects our freewill.

No other God cares about Humankind and Salavation and makes it our Choice.

No other God has outlined history before its happening.

No other God claims perefect Holliness.

No other God has a great future plan for Man.

No other God has more fiery.

No other God receives with open arms in forgiveness us even when we are at are most dissapointing lowest times.

God is Love.

God as also a comsuming fire.
LMAO. grin grin grin grin



Mehn! Bleep this! cry
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Believers Use Emotional Appeal To Defend Their God/gods by Danhumprey: 12:04pm On May 21, 2020
kingxsamz:
Bro the thing tire me. grin
How can someone use a logical explanation to defend an illogical claim?
If the universe has a creator, then the creator must also have a creator. grin
And so on and so forth.... A creator, who has a creator, who has a creator, who has a creator......


Unless..


Special pleading.

These guys are not just bright. cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Believers Use Emotional Appeal To Defend Their God/gods by Danhumprey: 11:47am On May 21, 2020
butterfly777:
Does God exist?

I used to believe that God does not exist, until one day. That day, I read an article which opened my eyes.

That article was about the design in nature. It explains that behind the simless ways our body function and the organs interact with each other, there is an entity that programmed the operation.

Let's look at the digestive system alone. When. You want to eat, the mouth is designed to salivate. Something triggers the body to secret the hormones or enzymes necessary for digestion. Then you start putting the food in your mouth. The mouth is designed by that person to function like a grinding machine, with different types if teeth and your saliva functioning as liquid to mix the food.

Right there in the mouth, some enzymes will also be secreted to aid the breaking down of the food in your body. From the mouth, the entity that designed it has made a conduit - the lungs- to carry the food from the mouth to the intestines. Some food will go through the small intestine, some, will go to the large intestine. Yet, the food does not miss road. They engineering made by someone in our body to takes care of that.

Lest I forget, remember that there are two passages from the mouth area to the internal organs, yet the food knows which passage is its own. It doesn't take the passage meant for oxygen.

The food goes down through our intestines, and the maker has kept some enzymes inside there to further digest that food. After doing that, the engineer who made the body has made some sieves or organs like foam in the body to absorb the nutrients the body will use, and sieve away unwanted food substances.

The way the body absorbs and converts nutrients from food into useful forms is another highly technical process, that cannot happen by accident. Someone or something arranged it to function seamlessly.

Then, the body transports the rejected food waste through some organs ( I'm not a scientist, so don't mind my layman explanation) that will lead it to the anus.

At this stage, the person's brain is made by the maker to make the person feel tht he wants to pass out on the food waste - faeces. The person looks for a nearby restroom and pours out the food materials rejected by the body.

Hence, the body has successfully taken the energy it needs to stay alive from food, and has removed the rest from the body, so that it doesn't cause problem inside the body.

This is just one of the many highly complex arrangements somebody put in our body for it to work well. You may choose to call that somebody creator, or any name you like. But it is clear that someone somewhere made this human body and arranged how it will work.
Looooooool.... grin grin grin

The all too familiar "argument from design" and "God of the gap" fallacy.

Same argument from design that has been defeated and refuted time and again with reliable evidences?


Come on now! You God believers should do better. cry
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Believers Use Emotional Appeal To Defend Their God/gods by Danhumprey: 11:43am On May 21, 2020
kingxsamz:
You're delusional if you think that same ideology doesn't apply to the creator.
The creator too must have a creator also because the creator couldn't have created itself...
Do you mind them? grin

Unless of course they love to hug the fallacy of special pleading in trying to make a case and defend this Creator of theirs that supposedly had no beginning and end.
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Hate Some People? by Danhumprey: 12:58pm On May 18, 2020
LLcoolJAY123:
I actually asked this question because he doesn't answer my prayers. Ever since I have been praying, none of my prayers has been answered. Some people claim he answers them. Why is my own case different. Does he love some and hate some?
grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Aggressive, Violent, Cool, Calm, Which Is The Best Way To Pray As A Christian? by Danhumprey: 10:40am On May 18, 2020
CharlesJok3r:
Not when you are praying to hahn.
LSD library WhatsApp group alumni!

How far? tongue
Romance › Re: I Finally Broke Up With Her (pictures) by Danhumprey: 10:27am On May 18, 2020
longetivity:
friends turned bestie,some girls cannot make heaven
Swears man!

That phrase stabs painfully. grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: It Is Possible That Your 5-year-old Child Is Already Having Sex! by Danhumprey: 9:50pm On May 16, 2020
ITbomb:
Could be true, I was 9 when a 7 years old lure me.

They were the only ones with TV in the compound. The father had some adult movies and she watched it when they were not at home. Started when nepa took light and the father forgot to remove the cassette from the player.

She watched it and looked for someone to practice with, the innocent looking, 2 years older IT was her choice
SMH. grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Insult Me When She Is Angry by Danhumprey: 3:55pm On May 09, 2020
ITbomb:
Upon all these, you still begin your sentence with "My girlfriend"
grin grin grin
Family › Re: Time To Divorce My Wife? by Danhumprey:
noakchukibadan:
Hello,

Please no ethnic banters. One of us is from Ekiti, and the other is from Benue. I am married for 8 years with 2 kids. It has been one problem to another.

I must be very frank, before marriage, my wife had many very questionable characters, but unfortunately we did the marriage counseling in a church were the pastor happened to be her family member. Many of the issues would have been resolved, but when I raised those issues about her character the pastor promised me that everything will be fine after the marriage.
Although this is not an excuse, but looking back now I would have been more patient and taken my decision myself instead of rushing into the marriage. For this I HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE

There is hardly nothing we do not quarrel about, I have always been the one to initiate settlement. The only way I ensure that there is peace in the house is for me not to complain about anything. Even at that, there is always trouble. If the children do anything wrong, she always says those characters the children are exhibiting are not from her and that she is not surprised that they inherited such characters from me.

She can go for months without talking to me, even if I tried to, I have done all I could do, I have begged, cried prayed. I just feel tired and exhausted from trying to make the marriage work or have peace in the home, the sad part is that she often reminds me every time there is misunderstanding that I should remember that she can stay on her own without talking to any body. Just to add, she is very prayerful.

OTHER INFORMATION.
1. I can say conveniently that there is no money problem at home. Finance is okay.
2. I went to see her father 2 years ago, the man said unfortunately he can not do anything. This is true because she was raised away from her Father, she has no contact with any of her fathers family and her father has a zero say in her life.
3. she has 5 elders ones, non of them is in communication with her because of many unresolved issues. Of her 3 younger ones she only maintains a relationship with the last boy who is just 14 years. .
4. Her mum can not talk to her because she simply dares not. However, behind, her mother use to beg me and she kept saying she understands her daughter's character and that she is doing her best by praying and doing deliverance for her.
5. She is not in contact with her maternal uncles and aunt because she said they supported her elder ones when she had problem with them.

So I am stuck with no one to help call the both of us and resolve the issue.

Every year for 5 straight years, she always forgets my birthday, last year, she forgot also, three days later, she bought me a present and I refused to collect the present and I asked her why does she keep forgetting my birthday, year after year for 5 years. She just said sorry, but I left the present in the room, she never bothered to bring the present to me. Another birthday was gone yesterday 2nd May, and as I write, no happy birthday yet.

I literally cook for myself, and all domestic things I do for myself.

I will end this by saying that in fairness to her, her character was not too different before the marriage and courtship, sincerely only once, that was like one year before the marriage I broke up with her, she came to apologize and promised that she will change. Her mother also came to apologize to me also.

This woman has refused to change or allow peace to hold sway, she is right every time, while everybody around is wrong. Sincerely, I do not know what to do anymore.

I am tired and exhausted. I do not know what to do anymore. I am 42, I was diagnosed of high blood pressure 2 years ago.
[color=BLUE]Na wa ooo!

Be like say them just package her give you make you marry and take her off their hands, despite knowing her character.

Na this one them go call "for better, for worst" too?[/color]
Politics › Re: Adesina: You Can't Order President Buhari Around by Danhumprey: 7:00pm On May 05, 2020
OgbanjeProphet:
I keep wondering whether this man is the same Adesina of The Sun newspaper, whose articles I used to enjoy like ewedu and amala those years...

Nigeria politics can really turn an angel into a demon.

Or maybe he was camouflaging those years...

Now we are seeing his true self.
Honestly, no be only you. I don't even recognize this Femi Adesina again. A far cry from the columnist I used to love reading in the Sun newspaper.
Health › Re: Different Shades Of Face Masks In Lagos (Photos) by Danhumprey: 3:32pm On May 05, 2020
It's not about wearing beautiful masks around ooo! It's about how strong the mask can protect your mouth and nose from the virus. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall In Love With Someone You’ve Never Met? by Danhumprey: 1:03pm On May 04, 2020
ITbomb:
Quite possible, many have fallen in love with Isilove without meeting her.
I won't be surprised
Type the name correctly na. Why you omit the "h"? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Believers Use Emotional Appeal To Defend Their God/gods by Danhumprey: 10:44pm On May 03, 2020
Modo9:
i am not an atheist but i have noticed people tend to lean towards our emotions when trying to defend god. For example, i was having a discussion with some friends of mine and one guy brought up a point that "it is because i have not suffered that is why i am questioning god"
Logodwhiz! undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Lose Interest When A Lady Acts Interested In Them? by Danhumprey: 8:56am On May 03, 2020
boyjo:
Girls who don't play hard to get, are not the prize.
Those who play hard to get, get wifed.

[bBelieve all these guys saying they don't like "hard to get ladies" at your own peril.[/b]
Don't generalise. Not every guy has the time and patience for "playing hard to get" or the usual claptrap of "thrill in the chase". undecided

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 (of 386 pages)