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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Strictly Only For Beautiful Girls And Handsome Guys On Nairaland..lets Meet Here by Danhumprey: 5:43pm On Aug 22, 2014
cococandy: smiley
#and she is blushing#grin
NYSC › Re: Three Stream 2 Nysc Corpers Commit Suicide In Lagos by Danhumprey: 5:42pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: See your life...You commit suicide..Then what?...Dont you realize you are been selfish, for leaving your parents and siblings behind?......Use your sense now; Take a look back about how your parents suffered to get your throw with school....Do you think they'd have have done that, if they knew your weak behind would commit suicide at the end?.

Imagine the days and night you've spent studying for exams and attending classes, for almost all your life.

If you still want to kill yourself??... Do it..Just remember this is Nigeria, and you committing suicide, isn't going to change the situation at hand....Besides, Jonathan has BokoHaram and Ebola to worry about....As for you??... Imagine giving yourself a straight ticket to hell...So you aren't going to find yoursefl dring moet/ champagne in heaven, nor are you going to screw with 7 virgins...Just so you know.
gringrin
Romance › Re: Do You Think Your Crush Likes You? by Danhumprey: 5:37pm On Aug 22, 2014
dechandel: Once had dis crush
Same dept
he would always wave at me den passgrin
E be like say d guy no dey reason my matter sef
On a very good day.we were opportuned to talk
Had to ask him for his number jare

The rest is history cheesy
You both are now dating?wink
Celebrities › Re: Omoni Oboli Defends Her 'boobs Baring Outfit' To The Private Screening Of Being by Danhumprey: 5:36pm On Aug 22, 2014
gluv01: Coz she's flaunting it and it showing grin. She could have avoided the talks and wore something better
Smh!


I don catch you! So you wan see boöbies?undecided

Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video HITS 22 Million Views In Less Than 2 Days On Youtub by Danhumprey: 5:33pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: Didn't finish my sentence...
I meant to say that I heard one gets sexually frustrated, if one has done ( had sex before), but then became celebrate for long time.
And I'm guessing,that exactly describe you?wink
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 5:32pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: #side eye#; You ought to be here physically.
Han han! Which kain yanga be this?angry
Nairaland General › Re: Women Are Priceless Guys They Deserve Our Love And Care by Danhumprey: 5:30pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: My friends are more like brothers to me.
The dreaded 'brother zone'!grin


So,that means you will want to marry a stranger?
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video HITS 22 Million Views In Less Than 2 Days On Youtub by Danhumprey: 5:09pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: I heard that one becomes frustrated, if one's already done it before, but then hasn't gotten it for a well?.
Meaning?undecided
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 5:09pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: Enter plane first now grin
Oya,I don enter!grin

Bring your waist!angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Strictly Only For Beautiful Girls And Handsome Guys On Nairaland..lets Meet Here by Danhumprey: 4:48pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: Sigh!!...Thank u lawd grin grin
Smh.grin
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 4:48pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: Leave my waist alone ohhh....I am keeping it for my future man. wink
I won't leave it o! I want your waist by force!angry
Nairaland General › Re: Women Are Priceless Guys They Deserve Our Love And Care by Danhumprey: 4:47pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: I love my friends so much that I can never get myself to date them.
You could be wrong,though. How can you say you can't date any of your friends? You wanna date a stranger?undecided
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video HITS 22 Million Views In Less Than 2 Days On Youtub by Danhumprey: 4:45pm On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: * Drawing ear*..Warn yourself ohhh...If I slap you eeehhhhh.
But I lie?undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Strictly Only For Beautiful Girls And Handsome Guys On Nairaland..lets Meet Here by Danhumprey: 8:49am On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: SIGH!!
That was a joke; Hon!...Sense of humor
I knew it was a joke!
Nairaland General › Re: Women Are Priceless Guys They Deserve Our Love And Care by Danhumprey: 8:46am On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: Ehh??....I was never aware that we were dating.
Hmmm.

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 8:44am On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: I no bi Mercy Johnson oh grin grin
I don't mind!angry


Your waist is all I want.smiley
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video HITS 22 Million Views In Less Than 2 Days On Youtub by Danhumprey: 8:40am On Aug 22, 2014
glitest: So many sexually frustrated folks . SMH
Are you not one of them?undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Rain Falling In Lagos by Danhumprey: 10:22pm On Aug 21, 2014
Sarimah: isorite
Ahem! sad
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 10:10pm On Aug 21, 2014
mayapop: wink embarassed This is for you! kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sV0S8qWSy0
Cool!!!

I am a fan of Ariana Grande. wink
Education › Re: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by Danhumprey: 7:20pm On Aug 21, 2014
purplesummer: I didn't cohabit but I used to watch with interest and disappointment how my fellow girls gave themselves in "marriage" free of charge. They cook, clean, wash clothes, give s*x, and even contribute financially to the relationship. Some even stab lectures when they have to cook or wash boyfriend's clothes. I pitied such girls.
@bolded,

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 7:12pm On Aug 21, 2014
Jay Sean ft. Pitbull - I'm all yours.





For Mayapop.smiley
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 7:11pm On Aug 21, 2014
Iyanya - Your waist.





For Glitest.embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Women Are Priceless Guys They Deserve Our Love And Care by Danhumprey: 7:07pm On Aug 21, 2014
glitest: I'm I dating you??.....If no; Then you cannot see my pics.
Hmmmm. What of me?wink
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda Video" Is Out by Danhumprey:
manny4life: Whew... Can someone get me some ice.. grin
grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Strictly Only For Beautiful Girls And Handsome Guys On Nairaland..lets Meet Here by Danhumprey: 7:03pm On Aug 21, 2014
glitest: You need to go for a refresher course in Geography studies.
Do you know who/what/where Shakazulu is? Smh.

It's obvious which of us should go for a refresher course in Geography.tongue
Family › Re: Why Do We Do It? by Danhumprey: 6:59pm On Aug 21, 2014
lofty900: mugu, that's why I called it a myth.
Was the bolded absolutely necessary? T'was just a simple question I asked. Smh
Family › Re: Why Do We Do It? by Danhumprey: 6:58pm On Aug 21, 2014
Elantracey: lol , I don't believe it , in one of my aunties marriage a 15 yrs old girl caught it , I've been expecting her to get marriage for 5 yrs now grin grin
SMHgringringrin
Education › Re: OAU Fees Hike Struggle: Management Places Union Leaders On Probation by Danhumprey: 6:57pm On Aug 21, 2014
Aromas: Since we the Youths are silent n we keep looking @ dis fools day by day without any strict effort, so let d question remain till.....................
Till Jesus comes.grin

You know that's ridiculous.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Strictly Only For Beautiful Girls And Handsome Guys On Nairaland..lets Meet Here by Danhumprey: 6:55pm On Aug 21, 2014
glitest: Close to the Republic of Shakazulu

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 6:52pm On Aug 21, 2014
Calvin J Harris ft. Ellie Goulding - I need your love.




For Mayapop.wink
Family › Re: Would You Allow This? by Danhumprey: 6:38pm On Aug 21, 2014
Godmystrength: Nothing wrong with that but if he is ogling, i will just slap his face forward cheesy and ask if he has finished eating the one on his plate before ordering for another one grin grin

on a more serious note, the day hubby got carried away, i just acted as if nothing happened. When he was through with that one, i started pointing out different sizes of bobbies and yanshes to him :the good, the bad and the ugly. even old mama and small pikins. By the time he got the drift, he felt embarrassed and begged me not to show him any again because he was no longer comfortable. Since that time, whenever we are together, he go just face his front ni o
grin

Family › Re: Why Do We Do It? by Danhumprey: 6:34pm On Aug 21, 2014
lofty900: the funniest one is that ladies,especially singles fight over the bride's flower because they believe that anyone who catches the flower will have the luck of getting married. surprisingly even educated ladies believe this myth.
How true is that bullsh*t?shocked



Elantracey,do you believe that bullsh*t at the bolded?

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