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[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...bro keep dreaming...ordinary kiss,u won't get! [/quote]I ain't dreaming. You can ask her to prove it and she would not only give me a kiss,but more than that,before your very eyes. |
yuzedo: plis not yet. Wait till I've nyash u first den u can do worreva u want, inugo? Tenk.Yuzedo,at his usual clownish trick! ![]() |
Like seriously? Why would any sane mind bleeping think of committing suicide Believe me,this ain't funny! Suicide is not the solution. Though,I don't really support divorce or separation,but if your marriage is stressing you to the limit,talk things with your elders,spiritual leaders. If at the end of the day,divorce or separation is the only obvious solution,so be it!SUICIDE AIN'T AN OPTION! Don't joke with it! |
Idiotic thread! ![]() |
Mtcheeeeeeeeeewwww! The OP must be suffering from menstrual disorder! That gal look like her baby sister! ![]() |
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew! See her flat nyansh! ![]() |
Smh. ![]() |
deor03: On the contrary, I think EFCC's Lamode gave him a call just to sayLWKMD......The fear of E.F.C.C is the beginning of wisdom! |
LastApostle: Seun, please we need a link permanently on nairaland that takes one straight to yaba left online help!LMAO.......I think u are right. ![]() |
Nigerian movie: Mr cork u gat someppl missing themselves on ur thread. Do u permit that?LWKMD......wetin be your own na? Do you think Mr.Cork can stop us? Stop jealousing! ![]() |
Popowaa: Missed u too.Hope ur day went well? |
I blame ASUU! So many sick topics making front page these days. Now,another person has come,looking for advice on how to make her guy marry her! What sick mentality! You think marriage is that easy as it appear on the surface? Pls,try and look deeper. It ain't easy,and believe me at your age,you are not 100% fit to marry,because the responsibility would be too much,that after one year,you would start crying to leave the marriage. Marriage are for matured,well-prepared adults. Your boyfriend,isn't of age. He ain't financially secured as at now. |
ogugua88: 3. Don't advocate or encourage violent actions against any person, tribe, race, or group of people.So,that was why you had to hide my posts,abi? No wahala! I was just saying my mind,how I feel about guys treating me like a gal,and you felt my post was out of place,while there are other comments so far that are even worst than mine,yet you haven't hid them. Keep at it. I don't have time to pick a fight with a Mod. |
Popowaa:Hey,sweetheart. What's up? I missed you. ![]() |
Sijo01:Are u seeing ur monthly period? ![]() |
xynerise: You sef think am na. Make another man come tell me ''Mr. Xynerise, I love the way you walk''LWKMD...... ![]() |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....she?..bro, luckily 4u,papaya is a man..u can have him!! [/quote]LWKMD........I wouldn't really mind having 'him'(her). You are missing something. If only you have seen that beautiful gorgeous face behind that moniker,you won't be spilling these gibberish! ![]() |
rahim01: Damme patient's jonathan' wife of de president of nigeria' each time she speak's on television am always ashamed of her voice' dat small crackd voice shuld be luked in to because "nigerians, expcts more speaches 4rm her, most pple can't here her clearly. I suggest when ever she's out on tv to address de public' she shuld use bita cola and aligator pepe togethr and chew it for throat clearing!Hey Mr.Professor of English and the greatest,flawless orator of our time,would you mind working on your English,sentence construction,grammatical errors? You are trying to condemn an imperfect woman and giving her tips to improve on her oratory,while at the same time,you are committing worse blunders. That's hypocritical of you! |
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booqee: here she goes again! Are u seeing ur period?? Pls advicelol [quote author=-Mr Cork-]...I bet yo face is full of mosquito bite! [/quote]![]() |
[quote author=Mynd_44]I just dey ooo my guy. You hear wetin that mad man talk for class?[/quote]LWKMD...... E don mad finish! ![]() |
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Smh. ![]() |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery, ru as pettyas mod ogugua or ms chima or mondi cheek or spongeback? [/quote].....Popowaa: I'm handsome like Michael Jackson ![]() |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-].. Sweery, u Berrra tell that boy to back of...I do not share my women's!! [/quote]And you think she would oblige your request? ![]() |
This one is like asking if HIV/AIDS is sweet to contact. ![]() OP,I don't know. But here in Nigeria,a country with a supposedly high moral standard,I don't think it would be legalise. By the way,which other country have legalised prostitution? |
Uyi Iredia: While it's human to rant and rave against what strongly disgusts and irritates you I urge that you sheathe your hate for gays and keep this in mind: you are as human as them and could have as well been a gay, born gay.I agree with you,but I can't just contain the way they piss me off! |
Idowuogbo: Eh! See frustrationNah! Badosky,that ain't frustration! ![]() |
[quote author=Mynd_44]That works fine ooo. Werey how you dey?[/quote]Lol......mad man,how your side? ![]() |
Popowaa: RelaxBecause of you,sweetie. Because of you,I would relax. But damn! Gays piss me off! |
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[/quote]I ain't dreaming. You can ask her to prove it and she would not only give me a kiss,but more than that,before your very eyes.

Believe me,this ain't funny! Suicide is not the solution. Though,I don't really support divorce or separation,but if your marriage is stressing you to the limit,talk things with your elders,spiritual leaders. If at the end of the day,divorce or separation is the only obvious solution,so be it!
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