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Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by Danhumprey: 10:39pm On Sep 15, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...bro keep dreaming...ordinary kiss,u won't get! angry[/quote]I ain't dreaming. You can ask her to prove it and she would not only give me a kiss,but more than that,before your very eyes.
Nairaland General › Re: I Want To by Danhumprey: 10:13pm On Sep 15, 2013
yuzedo: plis not yet. Wait till I've nyash u first den u can do worreva u want, inugo? Tenk. angry undecided
Yuzedo,at his usual clownish trick! grin
Nairaland General › Re: I Want To by Danhumprey: 10:06pm On Sep 15, 2013
Like seriously? Why would any sane mind bleeping think of committing suicidehuh Believe me,this ain't funny! Suicide is not the solution. Though,I don't really support divorce or separation,but if your marriage is stressing you to the limit,talk things with your elders,spiritual leaders. If at the end of the day,divorce or separation is the only obvious solution,so be it!


SUICIDE AIN'T AN OPTION! Don't joke with it!
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Releases S Ex-themed Photos (SEE) by Danhumprey: 9:36pm On Sep 15, 2013
Idiotic thread! angry
Celebrities › Re: Check Out Mercy Aigbe's Cute Daughter by Danhumprey: 9:34pm On Sep 15, 2013
Mtcheeeeeeeeeewwww! The OP must be suffering from menstrual disorder! That gal look like her baby sister! angry
Celebrities › Re: Banky W's Girlfriend Shows Off Her Hot Bikini Body by Danhumprey: 9:24pm On Sep 15, 2013
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew! See her flat nyansh! angry
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia's Baby Mama, Sunmbo Adeoye, Shares New Family Photos by Danhumprey: 9:21pm On Sep 15, 2013
Smh. undecided
Politics › Re: National Treasurer Of New PDP Resigns by Danhumprey: 9:06pm On Sep 15, 2013
deor03: On the contrary, I think EFCC's Lamode gave him a call just to say

'Oga, Happy Weekend. I just called to, Say Hi'
LWKMD......The fear of E.F.C.C is the beginning of wisdom!
Romance › Re: WOW...Great news for black women!!! by Danhumprey: 8:43pm On Sep 15, 2013
LastApostle: Seun, please we need a link permanently on nairaland that takes one straight to yaba left online help!

Some members might really be in the need.
LMAO.......I think u are right. grin
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by Danhumprey: 8:41pm On Sep 15, 2013
Nigerian movie: Mr cork u gat someppl missing themselves on ur thread. Do u permit that?
LWKMD......wetin be your own na? Do you think Mr.Cork can stop us? Stop jealousing! tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by Danhumprey: 8:38pm On Sep 15, 2013
Popowaa: Missed u too.
Hope ur day went well?
Romance › Re: How Do I Convince My 23year Old Boyfriend To Let Marrie? Am Only 19 by Danhumprey: 8:33pm On Sep 15, 2013
I blame ASUU! angry So many sick topics making front page these days. Now,another person has come,looking for advice on how to make her guy marry her! What sick mentality! You think marriage is that easy as it appear on the surface? Pls,try and look deeper. It ain't easy,and believe me at your age,you are not 100% fit to marry,because the responsibility would be too much,that after one year,you would start crying to leave the marriage. Marriage are for matured,well-prepared adults. Your boyfriend,isn't of age. He ain't financially secured as at now.
Romance › Re: Girls Can Call Themselves Pet Names But Guys Cant? by Danhumprey: 8:16pm On Sep 15, 2013
ogugua88: 3. Don't advocate or encourage violent actions against any person, tribe, race, or group of people.
So,that was why you had to hide my posts,abi? No wahala! I was just saying my mind,how I feel about guys treating me like a gal,and you felt my post was out of place,while there are other comments so far that are even worst than mine,yet you haven't hid them. Keep at it. I don't have time to pick a fight with a Mod.
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by Danhumprey: 6:57pm On Sep 15, 2013
Popowaa: smiley*blushing*
Hey,sweetheart. What's up? I missed you. embarassed
Romance › Re: Girls Can Call Themselves Pet Names But Guys Cant? by Danhumprey: 6:34pm On Sep 15, 2013
Sijo01: angry angry
Are u seeing ur monthly period? undecided
Romance › Re: Girls Can Call Themselves Pet Names But Guys Cant? by Danhumprey: 6:32pm On Sep 15, 2013
xynerise: You sef think am na. Make another man come tell me ''Mr. Xynerise, I love the way you walk'' undecided
*spits*
LWKMD...... grin
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by Danhumprey: 5:31pm On Sep 15, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....she?..bro, luckily 4u,papaya is a man..u can have him!! angry[/quote]LWKMD........I wouldn't really mind having 'him'(her). You are missing something. If only you have seen that beautiful gorgeous face behind that moniker,you won't be spilling these gibberish! tongue
Politics › Re: Damme Patients Jonathan' Am A Shamed Of Her Voice To De Glober World! by Danhumprey: 5:20pm On Sep 15, 2013
rahim01: Damme patient's jonathan' wife of de president of nigeria' each time she speak's on television am always ashamed of her voice' dat small crackd voice shuld be luked in to because "nigerians, expcts more speaches 4rm her, most pple can't here her clearly. I suggest when ever she's out on tv to address de public' she shuld use bita cola and aligator pepe togethr and chew it for throat clearing!
Hey Mr.Professor of English and the greatest,flawless orator of our time,would you mind working on your English,sentence construction,grammatical errors?

You are trying to condemn an imperfect woman and giving her tips to improve on her oratory,while at the same time,you are committing worse blunders. That's hypocritical of you!
Celebrities › Re: PICTURES: Rick Ross Lose A Lot of Weight by Danhumprey: 4:48pm On Sep 15, 2013
undecided
Romance › Re: WOW...Great news for black women!!! by Danhumprey: 1:22pm On Sep 15, 2013
booqee: here she goes again! Are u seeing ur period?? Pls advice
lol grin[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...I bet yo face is full of mosquito bite! angry[/quote]cheesy
Romance › Re: Girls Can Call Themselves Pet Names But Guys Cant? by Danhumprey: 1:13pm On Sep 15, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]I just dey ooo my guy. You hear wetin that mad man talk for class?[/quote]LWKMD...... E don mad finish! grin
Romance › Re: My Babe Have Big Muscles, Please What Do I Do? by Danhumprey: 12:49pm On Sep 15, 2013
adaobi123: undecided
smiley
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele's Sister, Ayo Ola-mohammed And Denrele Edun Strike A Pose (PHOTO) by Danhumprey: 12:44pm On Sep 15, 2013
Smh. undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by Danhumprey: 11:20am On Sep 15, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery, ru as pettyas mod ogugua or ms chima or mondi cheek or spongeback? undecided[/quote].....
Popowaa: I'm handsome like Michael Jackson
grin
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by Danhumprey: 11:18am On Sep 15, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-].. Sweery, u Berrra tell that boy to back of...I do not share my women's!! angry[/quote]And you think she would oblige your request? tongue
Romance › Re: Should Prostitution Be Legalised? by Danhumprey: 11:08am On Sep 15, 2013
This one is like asking if HIV/AIDS is sweet to contact. undecided


OP,I don't know. But here in Nigeria,a country with a supposedly high moral standard,I don't think it would be legalise. By the way,which other country have legalised prostitution?
Romance › Re: Girls Can Call Themselves Pet Names But Guys Cant? by Danhumprey: 10:59am On Sep 15, 2013
Uyi Iredia: While it's human to rant and rave against what strongly disgusts and irritates you I urge that you sheathe your hate for gays and keep this in mind: you are as human as them and could have as well been a gay, born gay.
I agree with you,but I can't just contain the way they piss me off!
Romance › Re: Girls Can Call Themselves Pet Names But Guys Cant? by Danhumprey: 10:57am On Sep 15, 2013
Idowuogbo: Eh! See frustration

Na wa oooooooo
Nah! Badosky,that ain't frustration! tongue
Romance › Re: Girls Can Call Themselves Pet Names But Guys Cant? by Danhumprey: 10:56am On Sep 15, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]That works fine ooo. Werey how you dey?[/quote]Lol......mad man,how your side? cheesy
Romance › Re: Girls Can Call Themselves Pet Names But Guys Cant? by Danhumprey: 10:54am On Sep 15, 2013
Popowaa: Relax
Because of you,sweetie. Because of you,I would relax.

But damn! Gays piss me off!

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