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Romance › Re: WOW...Great news for black women!!! by Danhumprey: 5:24pm On Sep 13, 2013
Mr Cork is here again and as usual,seeking for hard-to-get advice!

Where is Popowaa oooohuh Come here! cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Did You Play Catapult With Rubber Band When You Were Young? by Danhumprey: 4:57pm On Sep 13, 2013
Mr Aboki: My nickname was Aboki D'Sniper a.k.a Soge King I wonder if anybody would get the meaning|Origin of Soge King... With my trade mark 'Copper wire bullets'.. grin

















I only stopped playing rubberband in SSS 1 when some Skinnies ambushed me and balsted the life out of me, injuring my eyes.. I had to be rushed to the hospital that day..

Upon my return, I retired and switched to playing 'nearest to the wall'..



Then Catapult.... grin

All I will say is that if every Boy child killed half as many Lizards with a catapult as I did, those things would be an endangered specie by now.. Killed so many lizrds that I learnt about a myth that says shooting a Lizard with a catapult cuts your catapult..
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grin Chai! I no fit laugh! When I was young,I never spare any lizard that dare to venture within 10 metres radius at any part of our compound that I happen to be at a time. Them lizard really suffer. Rubber band was a companion. Catapult? A little.
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by Danhumprey: 4:01pm On Sep 13, 2013
[quote author=190-the-clown]...[/quote][quote author=-Mr Cork-]...[/quote]LMAO.......these two guys would not kill me on this forum. grin


@Popowaa. Sweetie,where are you? embarassed
Celebrities › Re: I Flaunt My booobs Because They Are Firm & Have No Stretch Mark: Bimbo Thomas by Danhumprey: 1:38pm On Sep 13, 2013
switdil: So shey na because her bwreast dey firm n e no get stretch mark
Na e make her dey showcase am to d worldhuh
N na person go marry dis wanhuh
Make she kukuma tok sey she dey find market for herself
Mtcheewww
Lol....that was harsh na. Probably she is looking for market. But wait o. You sure say the woman never marry?
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Breaks Down In Tears During Interview On Inspiration FM by Danhumprey: 1:20pm On Sep 13, 2013
Girls in the mood Is that a softcore p.orn?
Celebrities › Re: Meet Kokomaster Dbanj’s Girlfriend Jennifer (PHOTO) by Danhumprey: 1:10pm On Sep 13, 2013
Na today? This one na old news! We don hear this story over and over.
Celebrities › Re: Meet 54-years-old Grandmother That Looks 24 & Sounds Like Whitney Houston by Danhumprey: 12:41pm On Sep 13, 2013
Me think she is a re-incarnation of Whitney Houston. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Afrocandy's Beautiful Daughters by Danhumprey: 12:33pm On Sep 13, 2013
Smh......just like their Mummy. There is no damn difference! angry
Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Danhumprey: 11:59am On Sep 13, 2013
Agrika: Oooooh! Haba Mal. Zubby mai ne masalan ka! Dan allah ka yi sauri zo ka cigaba da labarin, ba ni da mb fa....# sipping fura da nono in champagne glass#
Can't believe that Agrika is an Hausa gal. She look more like an Igbo gal.


@topic,nice thread you have here. Keep it up man. When would you reach Akwa Ibom? So that you would be treated to a lavish reception at Ibom Tropicana. wink #just joking. Anyway,would really love to have you visit Akwa Ibom.
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Fashion › Re: What Did You Wear To Church Today? by Danhumprey: 8:58am On Sep 13, 2013
Sijo01: For me, I wore a Jeans trouser, T-shirt and a Loafer.
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I was told I look cute on it than corporate. cheesy
You wear trousers to church? shocked Which church is that by the wayhuh Would love to attend someday. embarassed
Politics › Re: Outrage Over Jonathan’s Decision To Spare Some Controversial Ministers by Danhumprey: 6:41pm On Sep 12, 2013
When we are being ruled by clueless r.etardeens,what do you expect? The fact is nepotism,favoritism still reign in this country,and they are the bane of our under-devolopment!
Crime › Re: Student Arrested With Cocaine At Enugu International Airport. by Danhumprey: 6:06pm On Sep 12, 2013
I blame ASUU! Na idleness cause am. And also,lack of gainful employment to have engage the jobless youths. The government isn't helping matter at all. By the way,this should serve as a deterrent to other would-be drug dealers.
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Replace South Africa In G20 As Economy Grows by Danhumprey: 6:10pm On Sep 11, 2013
Wow! This is good news for Nigeria! We need to regain our rightful place as the 'giant of Africa' not just based on population basic,but on tangible economic and infrastructural development.
Fashion › Re: 12 Realistic Female Body Types by Danhumprey: 3:27pm On Sep 11, 2013
adaobi123: I'm definitely number 4. A lollipop grin
Adaobi,do you have big bosoms and flat nyansh? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: .. by Danhumprey: 7:42am On Sep 11, 2013
Wow! shocked This is a good C.V.

OP,direct your C.V to my office in the ministry of match-making,with a nice photo included,ofcourse.
Jokes Etc › .... by Danhumprey(op):
Romance › Re: . by Danhumprey: 6:26am On Sep 11, 2013
Some like relieving the memory of those good old days. You know,when the going was good and they were treated as 'queen'. It's difficult to forget such memory and some gals do wish that that 'ex' would come calling again. It won't be really safe to date such ladies at timer,because their affection would be divided.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Attacks Atiku by Danhumprey: 5:24am On Sep 11, 2013
Darthmaul: Choi!!!!! This na real ETT. ;DChoi!!!!! This na real ETT.
Learn to comment sensibly at times. Stop behaving like a kid here. What is the relevance of 'End Time Things' to this threadhuh angry
Politics › Re: Tunisia Deports 98 Nigerians For Immigration Offences by Danhumprey: 5:19am On Sep 11, 2013
Almost every countries,even our fellow African countries are deporting us from their country. What is going on? What then is reason for the formation of the African Union if Africans don't feel safe to reside in their fellow African countries?
Celebrities › Re: Could This Be Tonto Dikeh's Twin Sisters? (photo ) by Danhumprey: 5:06am On Sep 11, 2013
[quote author=val_dee]My thought

Renew your medicated lenses[/quote]...
Ich liebe dich: @op dnt worry i'll pay.
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Made A Whooping 7billion Naira Profit by Danhumprey: 4:57am On Sep 11, 2013
emmysenior: Funny enough, that's termed as the eye of Horus and it happened that ur monika is Horus.

If I may ask, "Is that ur eye?"
grin cheesy grin
Politics › Re: Nans Leader Yinka Gbadebo Impeached,jubril Ahmed Assumes Control by Danhumprey: 4:52am On Sep 11, 2013
NANS have already lost it's mission,vision for which it was created. They are dangerously mingling themselves in politics. They are just a bunch of charlatans.
Politics › Re: Nans Leader Yinka Gbadebo Impeached,jubril Ahmed Assumes Control by Danhumprey: 4:49am On Sep 11, 2013
free2ryhme: where is the link
I am sure you quoted that lenghty post intentionally to instigate anger in other posters. You must be high on cheap cracks.
Politics › Re: Fashola Commissions 7km Oshorun/ibeshe Road In Ikorodu by Danhumprey: 4:42am On Sep 11, 2013
Here is a governor at work. Yet some PDP goons would claim he is not working and that he isn't the best governor. Haters to the left. angry
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Releases Controversial Photo by Danhumprey: 4:39am On Sep 11, 2013
Celebrities and their dirty private life. Smh. Can't they respect their own privacy?
Politics › Re: Saharareporters Lies Again by Danhumprey: 4:31am On Sep 11, 2013
Who are Sahara reporters? Do they operate from the Sahara desert? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Photo For "Peter Okoye Hangs Out With Roadside Hustlers by Danhumprey: 4:23am On Sep 11, 2013
Celebrities and too much pride! Smh.

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