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What's wrong if he flies first class for God's sake he is the owner of silverbird.....he fucccking has the money

This one na small tin.....I'm waiting for the day madonna university students will riot

WTF

The only compensation required is the stupiid chinko man finger too

Where is the gold.....is my eye nw converting gold to silver....God forbid

Gkemz:
She's a bisexual

U nailed it.....she simply does not want a man in her life but she like kondo....with enough kondorizing she can be brought back to the right path

Fake lesbiian.......

Simple do the wedding on monday morning of the week they pay salary

And make it by invite only

jornie:
guy: baby I'm hungry..
girl: Ohhh sorry dear, wud eat rice and plantain?
guy: yesss ..Tf I'm hungry
girl : *brings the food *
guy: *after taking like five spoons* Did u add salt to this rice or you added rice to the salt?
girl: * speechless*
guy: its over *eats the remaining plantain*

Bro I swear u dey crazee

njiasi30:
Hahahaha I don laugh tire fall 4 ground o.. I don 4get say I dey vex b4 .thanks, u don brighting my mood.

For spelling brighten wrong it's overr!!!!!

I'm very sure the US and some other countries would be working on at least two of this secretly....that head transplant dosen't mean immortality, the brain will still get old and the cells will die.....and brain cells don't regenerate

360ng:
All i want is a cute guy.. My locations are benin, jos, abuja, ph.

If u fall within this location signify by commenting. I will send u a PM.

This val will be great trust me. The bills will be on me.. Waiting..

Signified......

illusionsbyafo:
55'Substitution Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Júnior goes out for Eden Hazard

Oscar amoeba

Another guy quoted you on nairaland....so u now go around posting so they would quote u.....it's over

Boil two cups of rice you boiled two cups of rice and three seeds....you want to kill me with overfeeding ehnn.....IT'S OVER

debque:
ejigbo premier league

They might not win it but fear those guys oooo

UrennaNkoli:
If this idiot will keep benching hazard please he should just leave our club for us.

What has hazard done or contributed to chelsea this season

I got confused is the gen running on just water Abi the bio degradable stuff.....

mukina2:
cech that!!!!

see rambo!

I just hope arsenal gameplay today was a tatic to appear as if they were weak before playing Leicester City cuz if not ehnnnn we go hear am

Gabriel was shaky

Chamberlain was lucky

Ramsey was shit

Sanchez was argghhh

Flamini was terrible.....

sage2:
Guy, for my place, if you wound person with an object during fight, be ready to change school or go on exile if you no get elder siblings wey go stand for you o. Dem go surely find you and treat your F-UP.

Thank God Cuz i had and still have three

mrjojo:
Morning guys, I was at Cds yesterday and a nt so funny scenario played out.
A corper guy was trying to call a female corper, there was much noise, so he tapped her and put his hand round her waist in a kindof joking way
The lady started shouting and screaming and eventually slapped the dude even after he apologised .well she caused a scene with d guy SO angry and wanting to slap her back. had to calm him down.
So guys,how will u react if a lady slaps u in public for a flimsy reason as this?

I go bite her booobi......she dey craze

Wadraj:
You don't get the guy. He was referring to "manhood" as his pri.ck.

Na pej talk am when ojukwu die......that woman ehnnn

LastMumu:
Something similar happened to me in JSS 3 back then in school. One of my classmates who happens to be a staunch enemy of mine was annoyingly crushing on my younger sister in JSS 2 and won't let her rest. One fateful evening as we were leaving school for home, my sister came sobbing with her friend (who I was also crushing on) that my classmate Emeka slapped her because she turned down his advances.
I para, I mad! I threw the books I was reading in the library away and marched angrily with balled fist to where Emeka was. As I marched ahead with two chicks trailing me with renewed hope of revenge, walahi i resemble one of those actors wey act the movie 'The Avengers'

Emeka gave me some thorough beating that afternoon that I would never forget in my entire life. Beat to a pulp but I still no gree back down. Na the chick wey I dey crush on save my life that day o. Emeka was just about landing the finishing blow to my badly damaged and trepidating cheeks when the girl (my messiah) and our Agric teacher came rushing in. My guy na so I for take die o.

Lolzzzzz. That's why I always picked my fights carefully.....if i see say u go beat me die na to find the nearest object wound u run comot

Omerelu I know that place.....after elele where madonna university campus is located......the place is very remote it's a village not even a town......if not for the patriotic citizen that reported to the police they would never have been recovered I swear

Topmostt:
Straight win for arsenal. My whole money on it

I just hope u don't cry when we draw

ichommy:
#COYG

we can catch up with Leicester City

I see us drawing this match or absolutely blowing them away

I hate seeing this kind of threads

chriskosherbal:
I am not a criminal,scamer, drug addict or a 419er, I am a honest and sincere Nigerian. And am proud to be a Nigerian.

Sadly that's not the image those abroad portray

Elosky20:
am yet to see where he called all nigerians abroad criminals.
people trying to make a mountain from a mole hill.

The man even said the truth......I'm beginning to like this Man o....hmmmm

octopusfreaky:
If he is cute,why not I would gladly answer him

Honest chick Oya chop am

ok

The most handsome....i don't that's grammatically correct

i just told my sis this.....if she see ighalo she for slap im destiny....90 mil .....for me it was the right decision, if not he will just to to china and fade away like their useless fake products

glossy6:
Can't you handle a joke?

Can't you mind your own business?