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I pray GOD should forgive me for the lies. But my friends haven't met any of my cousins before.

Besides even if I try to take the blame, my friends might not believe, they will be surprise because they know I hate dirty environment.

halogate:
...nawa oh. so u had to frame ur innocent cousins to cover up ur girlfriends shyt. Na God go forgive u op. Shame no let u even take d blame. Anyway continue to flush 90% of her shit. its a testament to ur true love.
Robbosh.

It's so easy just press the flush button and everything will be flushed.

Infact, Immediately you flush, the WC tank will be filled with water again before 2 min. You can chose to flush again if you feel like.

dandig:
"please flush well after use or don't come out at all" a minute ch better phrase. Cost. #40 for 2 A4paper. U can borrow biro to write it boldly. Small chewing gum to use am gum the door inside out. Come back and give us the wedding invitation later after her habit changes. But wait hope say ur WC no be the hard type to flush or not the one u have to do heavy pouring of water with bucket

She finished from AAU ekpoma.

I really love this girl and she loves me as well. I don't know how to make her stop this habit. I don't want any break up.
I'm tired, I'm fed up, i've had it up to my throat.

dhiqson:
You're really living the life bro
Is this said girl a student in uniben?
Bro 2years? Of flushing shit?
Bro you deserve better nau
No make doggy style blight your reasoning nah

Na uselu/eko me dey sha

@dhiqson. Na airport road side I dey for Benin.


Bro, even if it's a test....the test nor dey finish. It almost 2 years now.

dis one don pass test, na examination she dey do now oo. I hope she changes

Yes bro. She wash her bum bum after poo.

But to her "death sentence" means when she press the flush button.
So sick and tired mehn..

extol1:
She is a dirty girl. If she is forgetting to flush after poo, hope she watch her bum bum after she poo.
In a nutshell, guy man you dey try

Of course, she wash her bum bum after using the toilet.

But she would rather die than to press the flush button. Seriously I'm sick and tired bro.

Bigpapi:
U sure say she dey wash her nyash at all

My friends respect her so much and I don't want them to loose that respect for her.

Besides I'm not the type of guy that talks anyhow. So I just have to lie to them.

Danielkelly:
Nonesense is she a child? You statement is sideline her bullshit. Bro you are crazy if you don't discipline her na so you go marry am her erropackaking na follow com i get one girl wen run me dat kind of uncivilized barbarical shit i tel am straight say hold your shit go your papa house go shit am na so she vex try manipulate me as she dey manipulate you i no gree i stand my ground gidigba til she change. Your own be say you talk you no dey stand your ground. Tel her how embrased your friends been come see her shit for toilet say you tel them say na her she stupidly doggyasslicakly shit am be4 den Bring another clean babe come house tell am say this wan sabi flush toilet & until she learn to flush toilet make she no cross ur compound or door again. Make she dey outside as you dey tel am na unlimited access

God forbid, she not a psychopath. She will be done with her nysc next month. I don't want to break up with her. I hope she change. I'm tired bro.

Daytrader1:
Yooo wtf? She's a psychopath I'm saying it with no remorse. See better ditch that bitch, even a kid will be dealt with if they do such thing, not to talk of u flushing 90 % of the time, u sef u don't have sense for ever apologizing once, see both of you are mad

Seriously bro. I was so ashamed today. I just wish the ground could just open and swallow me.

Whenever she's around, she make use of the toilet in my room most times, even if she didn't flush I Must help her. But she went to the visitors toilet this time. And I wasn't aware.

Officialhorlah:
A lady for that matter

If you get married to her it will get to the kitchen and b4 you know it all the rooms in the house

Good day nairalanders.
I'll be brief. Please pardon my typo errors, I'm not a good writer.

I live in a 2 bedroom flat apartment here in Benin city. I live alone, I'm a very neat guy inside out. Infact you can eat comfortably in my toilet . I wash my toilet almost everyday.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost 2 years now. She's from Uromi, Edo state. She's so kind, caring and beautiful. Infact, I want my unborn kids to look exactly like her. She also live here in Benin city with her parents and they're well to do. Most times we spend the weekend together.

But the issue I'm having with her is that whenever she make use of the toilet (especially poo) she don't flush, there's always water running in my flat 24/7. I have talked to her severally but she will always say..."she's sorry, that she forgot". Since we've been dating for almost 2 years now I have flushed 90% of her poo, she's not willing to change. The last time we quarreled seriously about this issue was last month, Infact I ended up apologizing just because I tried to correct her.

She came over to my house after her grandfather's funeral, same thing happened again and i was like..."is this how you went to disgrace yourself at your family's house in Uromi?“... She got angry and started yelling at me. I just have to apologize.

What happened today really got me angry. Please note. I don't really make use of the visitor's toilet because the master's room has it own toilet/bathroom which is my room. But i do wash the visitor's toilet once in a while even when nobody is using it.

So my friends came over to my house, we were all drinking, gisting and watching a football match, one of my friend wanted to urinate in the visitors toilet, the moment he entered the toilet, he rushed out immediately shouting...."Danny na wa for you o, u nor Sabi flush".... When I saw it mehn.. It was irritating. I knew my girlfriend did it when she came over last weekend. I was so ashamed. I just had to lie it was my little cousins that must have mess up the toilet when they came to visit during the week.
My friends respect her so much and I don't want them to loose that respect for her.

Please nairalanders, how can I talk to her to stop this habit??. I'm really down and I've tried but my best is not enough. I love this girl so much. Please Help.

Lala

Why is everyone surprised. Nigeria is a country where:
1. First class graduates end up as teachers/Lecturers.
2. Second class upper/Lower graduates end up working in good company, Firms. e.t.c.
3. Third class/Pass graduates end up as CEO and owners of companies, Banks, Businesses e.t.c.
4. While the school dropout end up as politicians. And every classes queue under the sun to vote for them.


God Bless Nigeria.
God Bless Nairaland.

I prefer to Face my book....... Don't leave me!! Don't leave me!!

Thank God she's not pregnant.

We're happy for you.

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Thank God this man cup don full.



Ah ah!!!!Na so so Bleep..Bleep.

Pls put yourself together and move on with your life....that Dude has a milk somewhere!!!


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