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Raspberries:
She has mind oh!

None of my books were completed...

I was so lazy! I still am.

Very anyhow girls..

You were lazy about your books but you weren't lazy when collecting big preeq abi?

Just show her your I.D card

#let me see what I can do.

Mercychen:
Her face like a mans. Doing only what men know how to do best.

Ijiot

Oga, the pastor you paid your offerings and tithes to, go and meet him for help.

Abi na only "bless you, bless you" your pastor sabi talk??

Good Judgement.

Meanwhile Saphiere & Jennyclay come and hear something oo.

Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

And we..

honest1480:
That's his own choice and pocket size, so what's your pain

You for ask the bitch, if her papa get common wheelbarrow.

That girl na werey.

Favfables1:
1. Of course you'll see nothing wrong in how insulting and beggarly her response was .... And besides, how do you know she was just teasing the OP? Are you her? Is she you? Or is this just another baseless assumption of yours? ...

2. So because he refused to buy food for someone, it automatically means he's broke? Can you prove this? And since we're on the business of speculation, I can also say that that girl is far "broker" than the OP, cause why would someone who has money be begging another person over the phone, to buy her a plate of rice? ...

And see the way you're insulting the OP for not buying the girl food, it's as if you gave him money to keep or as if he's indebted to buying a plate of rice for his bae, what kind of entitled mentality is that?

Bro leave that leech..

Leeches will always support her Co. Leaches. That girl dey always feel say she know something but nothing dey her head. She go dey call people broke as if her papa na Dangote.

Dawn91:
I derail only porn threads

does this thread look like a porn thread??

UNIBEN

Iyaebe:
Seunosewapenis I nearly laughed my intestines out the day I came across the monika

You this girl, you go like penis well well oo. Abeg come my church. I take God beg you. Na deliverance service program and the THEME is..

Before going for the interview, make sure you put a very sharp cutlass in pant, just incase of any suspicious move when you get there.

Afonjas aren't smiling this period.

killmods:
Look at this mumu. When u start am u dey coma? Go prepare to follow Libya route idiot. Make u try leave ur dirty girl behind so u fit quick knack oyinbo for papers. No be so ur big reach ?

Omo! You dey even dey bring real life matters enter here.

Simp gan na understatement to describe you.

killmods:
Lol.. call me Simp god
See who is even talking? Have u been able to handle that ur dirty little girlfriend that doesn't flush after using the toilet? Bastard like u born simp. Most of u guys shouting simp on here are just using it to boost ur fake confidence that u ain't got.

Honestly, you dey fall my hand. I have nothing to say to you. I swear gan..

You dey even dey follow that witch dey insult me. Omo bro you dey fvck up.

Iyaebe:
Not everyone is bitter like you,calling someone that can rearrange your life to something meaningful a simp is what I can’t fathom.Stop smoking weed

I smoke weed with your father in the zanga.

Bitch!!

Iyaebe:
Stop smoking weed

Fvck You Bitch. Don't ever quote me in your broke life.

Fvck you.
Fvck you.

I will katapot your kpekus o

killmods:
Man u are too slow like most of u dirty redpill illiterates.. I love art and she seems inclined but not with the first. How on God's green earth is that simping? If it were to be a nigga who responded that way I would still try to make him see beauty in these works. Not everything is simping idiot. Read and learn!

Fvck You SIMP.

I'm sure if it was a guy that said he hate that painting, you're gonna insult him.

Chief, Professor, CEO, His Excellency SIMP.

Karma fall on all Fvcking SIMP.

Iyaebe:
I hate this painting

Damn you.
Screw you.
Nobody care about what you like. Fvck you.

killmods:
What of this one.. it's a complete illustration. A full movie

You gan.. You're a fvcking SIMP. She say she hate painting, you still dey show her more and dey ask her weda she like am.... I swear you be Chief SIMP.

You should have told her to fvck off... Nobody care about what she likes.. Damn her!!

MadamVanessa:


Okay

I hope if she starts gobbling dick you won't complain or get bitter with her. Because obviously, someone like your sister who hate working to get some income for herself, will immediately settled for dick gobbling to get money.

Madam, dis one you're just mentioning "gobbling dick" up and down. Are you h.orny? Then come to my church program tonight. #THEME..

What can we say about this.

Pasima:
For 8 months we are dating na only once I bleep her and since she keep given me pussy to suck. I always give her money yet I don't see the love

Don't listen to those broke feminists advice o.

You too gan... You need to change your ways. You had sex with her once since 8 months of your relationship. don't you know she's fucking her side dude. Abi she be virgin? Yet you dey suck kpekus her.

You no know say you dey suck another man sperm from her kpekus? Oga stop sucking the kpekus you don't trust and don't spend your money on her.

Iyaebe:
Only an unwise lady will be uploading a boyfriend pics on her status, the life of a woman is quite different from that of a man.

Jennyclay:
She has every right to keep her relationship anonymous and if you're not cool with it, then end the relationship and Stop being obsessed.

If she start posting your pictures now and you break her heart, don't you know she will be a laughing stock.

But she sabi chop the guy money abi?

Are both of you ho.rny? Then come to my church programme tonight. #THEME

saphiere:
Men are cows

Jennyclay:
Let the man be jailed for Life. It's high time we separate the beasts from humans.

The man is not just a beast but a Demon!!

I came across a thread where a guy is having sexual arousal for his cousin. What a sick mind. Only God knows if he hasn't raped the poor girl by now sef.

Most nairaland pervert were even glorifying the guy. Bunch of pervert!!!

Listen to me Folks, I won't be surprise if i come across a threads like this on nairaland

Help!! Should I ask my daughter out or maintain our friendship.

Help!! I'm having sexual arousal for my mother whenever she ties wrapper.

Help!! Should I give my younger sister a French kiss or Italian kiss.

JESUS CHRIST!!! Honestly, Men are Sick!!

Lemme Puke!!!

Wetin men do una? Why must you generalize? Now make una touch una knees.
I say touch your knees, you nor dey hear word. Abi una deaf?

God, I take God beg you.. Abeg! every spirit wey go make me admire or have a crush on my fellow man, I bind and cast out by fire!! IJN.

My own is... Boko-haram should throw their local bomb to Russia, I want to quickly check something.

viceddy95:
Am broke OK; trust me mrs rich lady I can’t be broke to your level that depend on men for survival..believe me if I tell you,I can place you on monthly salary to take care of your dirty body…

Guy, na you get time to dey answer that bitch. The girl dey very sick. Ignore her abeg.

YinkaOlusesi16:
Oga, ur own matter small, if i tell you my own nah to just dey open mouth. I dont think i can love any nigeria girl again.

Oga what happened?? Explain na.

Nairalanders are interested to know

We know breakfast dey HOT but always resist....