₦airaland Forum

But yu people told us that boko haram are uneducated sect but how come they have the ability to write and give us such information on a paper write up..

God punish evribdy in dis contry
Im gettin outta here

Yupie yupie yupie yupie

All jambites i de hail una ooooo

Information has it that you all should reprint your examination slip on saturday 21st of february that is tomorow to identify and give you your respectives venues and seat numbers to enable your easy access to the examination hall.
Without the reprint of your slip,you wont be eligible to write the exams

i de wish una success ooooooooooooooooooooo

Lagos - The All Progressives Congress (APC)
Thursday raised fresh alarm of a plot by
desperate politicians to circulate leaflets, in
mosques and churches, asking Muslims to only
vote for Muslims in the forthcoming elections,
reports Vanguard.
The party said the plot is in line with the track
record of politicians who have consistently used
religion to divide Nigerians in order to feather
their political nest.
Lai Mohammed, the party’s National Publicity
Secretary, said the latest strategy is to pitch
Christians against Muslims through the circulation
of the leaflets.

He urged Nigerians not be taken in by this cheap
plot.


www.news24.com.ng/Elections/News/APC-alleges-fresh-plot-to-use-religion-for-election-campaign-20150219

Eeehhh naaaaaa

God punish am

We dey die of hunger here an him go de squander money like say na him fada properties

His time is up
Buhari abeg come karry am put for prison,mbok

Idi0t

#sai buhari#
#sai apc#

Omor i laminate all ma certificates

Thats the best thing todo fish

Mine is 19 and im alredy 23...

Nonsense thread

So this one wher buhari no even get certificate of COWS owners in katsina an wan contest for presidency?

They shud strt dis nonsense development wid buhari

Idi0ts

Sometime ill be so mentally derailed to think that i can romance a girl without having sex with her,maybe because i have this remorseful hrt afterwards but let us direct this to christians life and the bible as to some of us that are christians but we are not strong enough spiritually to withstand some of the temptations as to sex specifically but when we fall we say lets jus romance ourselves but no sex..
at this point are we on the good side of such thoughts or is it biblically reprimanded on christians to indulge in this act so as to satify oneself of further urge or thoughts of sex

Matured comments pls

MrPresident1:
If you sleep with the wrong person you attract trouble to yourself. Sleep only with the person you intend to marry. Sex is marriage. Once you fvck you are married.

Old sayings by old people
Grow up man
I rememba wen ma mama used to guide me tru dis fvckin statemnt wich onli baths on ma bdy

Ive been so doubtful if using condom during sex in marriage is cool or not or is a sin against the bible...pls is dis rilly making sense..


Like Use of condom as a pregnancy preventive measure, when they are not ready for kids.

Matured comments and responds

The guy jean na otombee

automaticcars:
This is what 2,000 Naira can do for you. No educated or gainfully employed Nigerian would do this rubbish.

So wad wher yu expecting
Riot against pdp

God punish yu guy or gal
Idi0t

Lols...those idiots beside the table

Lols

See dier damn faces

Lols...

Wetin we no go see for dis contry

Mabasi,abia ibok in government house
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I can imagine dier skeletal face
Lolsss

Lagos - The Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) on Tuesday said that it would
next week begin public enlightenment on the use
of smart card readers.
An INEC National Commissioner, Prof. Akinola
Salau, gave the assurance in an interview with the
News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos.
Salua, who is in charge of Osun, Ondo and Lagos
states, spoke to NAN during a visit to Lagos State
Office of INEC, in preparation for the general
elections.
The commissioner said that INEC was making
efforts to see that voters were properly educated
on the use and value of the smart card readers.
"Hopefully, by next week, the resident electoral
commissioner will make every effort to see that
mass education is held on what the card reader
is, its use and the value,’’ he told NAN.

On the Permanent Voter Cards (PVCs), he said
that efforts were being made to ensure that all
registered voters would receive their PVCs in
time.
The commissioner appealed to eligible voters to
avail themselves of the opportunity of the
extension of PVCs distribution period to collect
theirs.
"I plead that they should go and collect their
PVCs; INEC will produce the cards; we cannot
force you or come to your home to say you
should go and collect them.
"I plead that everybody should make an effort to
collect his or her PVC so that he or she can duly
vote on the election days,’’ he said.
NAN reports that INEC had on Feb. 9 extended
the deadline for PVCs collection to March 8,
following the postponement of the general
elections.
The elections earlier scheduled for Feb. 14 and
Feb. 28 were rescheduled for March 28 and April
11.

www.news24.com.ng/Elections/News/INEC-set-for-public-enlightenment-on-smart-card-readers-20150217

simplemach:
Nooooo, mine was different o, as a kid, at 5, i already wrote two different books of 900 pages and 750 pages respectively.

God punish yu

Bros yu cn indulge in it as far as yu re marrued.,

Anal
Oral
Speechless
Speech
Hunding
Faading
Squarting
Bending
Smiling and wadeva

March for buhari

March against boko haram

Buhari match against boko haram

##team buhari##
Buhari for march against bokoharam..

Click likes for buhari march against boko haram

Daaa

@op

God almighty bless you for including

Gov GODSWILL AKPABIO
Dis man na total wizard

Some women tinks marryin a handsome dude is the way..here are some things yu need to consider as a women who willing to b at rest in your home..but be4 then pls@all guys,im so sorry if you fall to this,is jus that i rilly pity some our girls who are blind..here are the go,,



1.The multi-cheater: Look, be real about this. He says he’s
sorry, but he did it twice or more? Can you even trust him
anymore? And if you are the lady that he cheated with, what
makes you think he won’t cheat on you, too, just like he did
her?

2. The heart breaker: He stomped on your heart, threw it in
the trash and never apologized. Now he wants to come back
and you are tempted. This is a tough one. Is he sincere? Did he
actually admit he was wrong and profusely apologize? If he’s
not begging you on his knees, let him go. Send him packing.

3. The workaholic: He works 16 hours a day, not because he
has to, but because he wants to. Bottom line: if he loves his
job more than he loves you, how happy are you going to be
when it’s Christmas Eve and he’s on a business trip?

4. The me firster: He puts himself first more than he puts you
two as a couple first. It’s not going to change. If you can live
with being second fiddle, go ahead. But we doubt you will be
happy.

5. The con man: He screws other people and that’s how he
makes his living. So his boss was mean – that doesn’t mean
it’s OK to embezzle. Understand this: it’s only a matter of time
before he cons you out of something.

6. The couch potato: If you are the main breadwinner and
homeboy doesn’t lift a finger to help around the house, how
long do you think you will tolerate that? Especially when he
grows a beer belly and can belch the alphabet when your
parents visit.

7. The runner: He runs when there is any kind of problem,
whether it’s with the relationship or something that comes up
with you. An example is someone close to you passes and
suddenly he has to go out of town on business. He won’t go to
funerals, weddings or any event that involves showing his
support.

ADVANTAGES TO BEING BEAUTIFUL

With all this preferential treatment, it is easy
to see why we all want to be beautiful. If
you’ve noticed your knuckles are dragging a bit
lower than usual, and your come-hither stare
seems to elicit more of a, Get away from me,
weirdo, response; these are a few of the
advantages you may be missing out on.

HALO EFFECTS-- In society, beauty has
been linked to ones’ ethics, which
actually makes a handsome evil doer
less likely to be reported after a minor
or major crime. Attractive people are
angels to the opposite sex. However,
these advantages are not only
perceived; beautiful people really do
seem to be well-adjusted, more active
in dating/society, persuasive, make
more money, and receive greater
awards/achievements in life.

HELP DURING EMERGENCY-- You may
have seen the videos of a heart-attack
victim falling in front of a group of
bystanders, and they just look around,
waiting for somebody to jump in.
According to studies, these people
must have been ugly, as attractive
people are helped by 70 percent of
those around them. This is compared
to less than half of homely victims.

POPULARITY-- The evolution of beautiful
people has taught us that certain body
and facial characteristics make them
healthier, virile, and for lack of a
better word, “special.” In other words,
we like to hang around them, because
we perceive their lives to be superior
to our own.

PlASTIC SURGERY DISCOUNT--- In the case
of plastic surgery, a beautiful person
sitting in front of an MD, will be
considered to have a body dysmorphic
disorder (poor opinion of themselves)
if they ask for too many unnecessary
procedures. However, if the surgeon
actually agrees with your low opinion
of your appearance, you’ll be welcome
to spend as much money as you want.

I.Q. BOOSTER --- Is it possible to be a
dumb, beautiful blonde? Not according
to much of the research that has been
done. Your appearance is linked to
your intelligence, and not only are
beautiful people perceived to be more
brilliant, Satoshi Kanazawa, an
evolutionary psychologist, believes this
stereotype may actually be somewhat
true.



DISAVDANTAGES TO BEAUTY

CONTINGENT SELF ESTEEM--Beautiful
people are more likely to be hard on
themselves when it comes to their
vanity, because that has been one of
their shining attributes throughout
their life. This may explain the
addiction to plastic surgery of many
aging Hollywood starlets.

CONTRAST EFFECTS- Another disadvantage
is, no matter how attractive you are;
you will only feel well-favored, if those
around you seem homely. In other
words, beautiful people feel ugly when
they are with their own kind. In a
sense, you will never be attractive
enough, no matter how much effort
you put into it.

FOREVER BACHELOR-- George Clooney
may have held out so long, because his
choice of women is better than
average. Beautiful people are
suspected to have difficulty attaining
satisfaction, or settling on one person,
because they have too many options.
Punished by High Expectations-
Studies suggest that attractiveness
increase people’s expectations. What’s
worse, when a beautiful person is not
successful at something, they are
typically punished more harshly then
their uglier cohorts.

ThE SAMESEX DUNCE EFFECT-- We may
consider beautiful opposite sex
members as intelligent and angelic.
However, when it comes to same-sex
rivals, the resulting jealousy/
competition can lead to your ultimate
rejection and demotion.
You may have the ability to slice, preen, and
clean–prod, poke, inject, and stuff implants
into your body all for the privilege of being
called beautiful. However, In the end; you may
only be penalizing yourself, just as much as
rewarding.

Lols

E get one wher i see the theme was

COMMANDOS NIGHT OF MASSACRE

Omor evribdy for chrch na commando ooo

Lols

Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

Being a woman is ever worst ting i wud opt for..
Thats the reason why beyonce was trying to becom a man in her music,"IF I WERE A BOY"

Idi0t

Abeg mak him tear
God punish aniting PDP

Abeg make evrione applaud him by likes
Jus like it

Then we need military government in nigeria

Finish!!!

This stuff is getting outta hand

God punish dem

Make him die abeg

Who did he wants to impress??

Bleep his fuckin ass in obio ekpo

Idi0t

Aniting that im nad 100%@it i dnt go near it

So man go and learn it in hell fire

MuguliciousMUGU:
are you confused or you are just more than confused? The topic says APC members detroys PDP billboards, and you are saying that PDP is the problem?

My brother this problem is from your village, don't blame any pastor, just go for 40 days prayer and fasting so that you will read and understand the headlines next time, before you type.

Meanwhile GEJ till 2019.

Who instigated the assault
PDP or APigC

Read dee story well

slowpoke

Ma pvc remains wid me in ma house,no voting for ani nonsense idi0t..

Till when it ll be useful in the banking sector
Or ma international needs

Idi0t

mrjangaweed:
Gay alert

Jona secure your asss ooo

Lols

BaebieHot:
Is nt that trashy but gosh there is something about this top I hate so much

End times gals like yu

Bad face

Gudoz to ma grandma

Shes so beautiful

Rubbish..this kinda marriage dnt last...

Pre-marital sex be4 marriage pretty bad

Get dis kinda threat outta here

AT OP