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All these outfit dont always fit the black mongrels

It shud be on the white skin

ijinlove20:
I just like this guy. What a lovely family

Go look for yur own

OREMUSSANCTUS:
ya old man a fart pig

God punish yu
In support of that guy
Gej till further notice
Gej till all buhari cows for katsina strt singing olodo.

God punish yur dick
Idi0t

hadizadeezy:
wait! Coming back for u

Come back here,com yarn wid me
Una like dis de chop our money silently till e finish den com run away,as if yu knw like am.
If u wnt dat dude,i go control am mak e come straff yu

mytime24:
must u insult b4 u make sense nd pls stp stalkin mi

Ive gat no time to stalk yu,u knw y?
Cos ive gat my GST to stalk at liddle gal

Ashleyma77:
do u see how thuggery begins??.its people like this that cause electoral violence after election.
just look at ranting disguised as making sense.mtchew..don't worry.may 29th you will see....

btw,I have God's favour.you can't comprehend. and death has been conquered by my Lord,so I have nothing to fear.
God bless u,though.

Nw cooling down
Tot yu re a binsa

Ive got no time for politics or to follow up any nonsense government stuffs...all are nonsense


Idi0t

mytime24:
#dre11, My wish kE if dis thread make Fp i'll also post where am cookin nd since dis trash has bcme pragmatic mine must also make Fp

He is a celebrity while yu re a biscuit seller
Nobdy knws yu
So shrt dwn gal

hadizadeezy:
what's nice about his body now?


Not different from dos dwarfs I saw in LAG

And na de same guy where yu for want mak e straff yu

UNAM

hadizadeezy:
There is nothing good about this na!


Just that he's carrying sambisa on his face and having bart simpson kind of muscles


Mtcheeeeeew

Amebor and jealousy
If him carry de body come knack yu,u no go accept am.be4 evribdy knw yu don de make noise all ova de room..
Idiot

brito:
he's cooking and so?

And so e dey pain yu

missjenna:
Doesn't this guy own a shirt

I must admit, he got a nice body, but he shouldn't always throw it in our faces

Ntor
Him body dey hungry yu like madt

University of uyo,uyo akwa ibom state today commence thier freshers screening today at 9am in the morning.the screening starts today and ends 2nd march.
the vice chancellor urge all eligible freshers to attend a brief orientation she would want to have with them on 28th of this month at ugochukwu hall in the main campus of the alma-mater.
All freshers you are welcome to the alma-mater.
You can as well ask any question here..

Love yu

All of them get coded nyash

Im always so exasperated seeing illiterate folks driving cars up and down my street as if they gone through years of school stress to just get a paper,(Bleep life) as i did and sometimes i feel reluctant of going to school or reading..you will see how these folks will be building massive house and marrying confirm beautiful woman but we the graduates,we are just perambulating the street looking for a child to rape and blaspheming against God (Bleep life)..i just need reasons for all these damn shits

I no dey like dis girl at all

She no dey make sense at all

ignis:
You've been so normal staying away from church? Like seriously?

Clap for yourself.

Yeah babie

If yu wana help

Den 09033920619

raziboi:
mehn ..u shouldn't b spoiling ma name....Daniel michael

Lols
Do i knw yu

I have been staying away from church for somewhile now and i think its almost 5 months now since my last time in church and i have been so normal and good.nothing is wrong with me.feeling better.the problem is that there is no spirit for church and i can stay like this for years.
God has been so faithful to me.

So please i wana know if they will be effect of this in a longrun!!

Cool comments pls

Abeg

Wetin be biafra

I no come undastand this stuff again

I de hail oooo nigerians

Now i wana know which of the dance created by our own nigerian artiste do you like most

Ma favourite na SHOKI ooo

Omor see as i de dance SHOKI for pullpit for church oooo
Omor eeeeehhhh

yinkus4u2c:
His pocket should be fat too

damn yu

Look @ his damn face

Destroying nigerias reputation

You think you re a woman of respect and worth.these are the tips to get this done....

1. Challenge him.
A man loves a woman who he can have a
friendly debate with. Express your opinions
even if they are different than his, in fact,
especially if they are different than his. There
is a fine art in disagreeing with someone
without putting them down, learn that art and
use it in your conversations with men. He will
highly respect your ability to hold your own.

2. Laugh at yourself.
A woman who can trip down a set of stairs on a
first date and then make a joke about it will
earn his instant respect. It sends the message
to him that you are easy to be with, and don’t
expect everybody to be perfect.
Note, there’s a fine line between laughing at
yourself and putting yourself down. Learn
where that fine line is, and stay away from it
by laughing at your faux pas every now and
then but not insulting yourself.

3. Respect yourself.
Your nonverbal communication plays a big role
here. This has a lot to do with laughing at
yourself, but goes a little deeper. If you don’t
respect yourself, he will know it, no matter
what you say to try and hide it. And if you don’t
respect yourself, you have no business
expecting him to either. Nonverbal cues that
show off your confidence, such as smiling,
sitting up straight, laughing out loud and things
like this show him that you are pleased with
yourself and don’t mind showing it.

4. Give respect.
You will get as good as you give in love, so if
you don’t show him ways that you respect him,
he is not going to give that back. Respect his
space, his privacy, his time, his honesty, and
even thank him for it. “Thanks for calling me
back, thanks for the invitation” you get the
picture. A simple thank you goes a very long
way in earning his respect, it shows him that
you appreciate his efforts, and your happiness
is all men really want from the woman they
love.

5. Be honest.
This is a day and age where true honesty is
difficult to come by. Always be honest with
him, even when he won’t like what you have to
say. There’s something to be said about a
woman who isn’t afraid to keep things real.
When he knows you are always honest with
him, he will not only give that back, but you
earn his respect as a quality person as well.

6. Share your ambitions.
Make sure it’s clear that you have life goals of
your own that you aren’t willing to
compromise. Don’t hide what you want from
life from him just because you aren’t sure
what he’ll think or whether he’ll approve.
Hiding who you really are is not a behavior
that garners respect from men (or anyone,
really).
Men respect goals and ambition, as they are
very familiar with these traits. Just make sure
that whatever your goals, they are indeed
yours. Don’t borrow his goals and share them
back to him as yours also. You’ll lose, rather
than gain his respect.

7. You teach him how to
treat you.
A woman who knows her worth and doesn’t put
up with anything less than that is a woman that
not only earns his respect, but the respect of
all of those around her. If he says something
that is a little out there, call him on it. If he
shows up late or doesn’t keep his promises,
call him on it. When he knows that you won’t
put up with certain things, it puts him in check
and if he really wants you, he will correct the
behavior.
Note, this is another area with a fine line.
Putting him in check over showing up an hour
late is much different than going psycho chick
over a genuine delay. Practice the art of
teaching him how to treat you without going
postal. Often your actions work better than
words here.
If he’s over 20 minutes late to meet you with
no explanation or call, leave. Then when he
asks why you weren’t there, simply say “I
waited 20 minutes and didn’t see or hear from
you so I left.” Then leave it at that. It gives off
the impression that you have boundaries and
self-respect.

8. Take Care of Yourself.
It’s important that you don’t stop doing things
that are important to you when you get
together. Make sure that you continue the
long-standing appointments you have with
yourself. Do you have drinks with the girls
every Friday night, and a spa day once a
month? Don’t automatically give these things
up for him. Having things going on that don’t
involve him is important to gaining his respect
and not losing yourself in a relationship.

9. Don’t Hide Your
Intelligence.
Some women think they have to measurably
dumb themselves down to attract a man (and
I used to think so too). This is simply not true.
People respect intelligence. It’s not worth
hiding for a man or anyone else. It’s better to
simply be yourself.
Also, if you hide your shine now, how long do
you think you’ll have to keep up the charade if
you actually manage to win him over? A few
months? Your whole life? Just say no to ever
dumbing yourself down.

10. Wait for sex.
Men and women view sex differently. We
connect emotions to it, he often doesn’t. If he
sleeps with you on the first date, it has nothing
to do with an intense emotional connection for
him, at least not as much as it could for you. If
you make him wait for sex until there is
mutual respect on the table, it sends the
message to him that you consider yourself a
woman of worth and aren’t just giving it away
to anybody. That’s a key first step in earning
his respect. The man that doesn’t call you after
you say no, is not worth your energy at all.
Like all of these tips, your actions are will
determine most how well this works. If you
loudly announce that you aren’t having sex
with him because he won’t respect you
afterwards, that will send him running. It
smacks of game playing and makes it sound
like you don’t respect his intentions either.
He might really like you, and that will snap
him right out of it. Simply stay out of
situations where he’s going to expect to take
your clothes off, like the invitation to go back
to his house late and “watch a movie”. Also,
don’t answer late night phone calls or texts.
It’s not a road that you want to go down if
you’re trying to make him see you as a long-
term partner.

Yeah yeah yeah
Goodmawning guys and girls in daaa room.
When i was still in secondary school,campus babes and some dudes used to mock at me cos i was so damn tall during my secondary school time which i supposed i be in higher institution with them as they figure awt by height.but now things are not the same..
Im in the university now and im like feeling higher up than them cause lately i realised that they were all in polytechnic which is not really my level..
So id like us to know the respectives alma mater we all belong to..
Im in UNIVERSITY OF UYO,reading COMPUTER SCIENCE

All jambites should login thier account here www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme4/ to reprint thier registration slip, update thier venues and the date for the exams
Wish you all success

GMB for all card readers

God punish all pdp card readers in sambissa forest

Unam