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You are the one found wanting, by not understanding the irony in what Fayose has done. Think again, deeply!

Beremx:
Fayose appointed a 72years old man as a caretaker of a local government but he heavily criticized a 73years old man for becoming Nigeria's president. What an irony!

Hypocrisy is when TANoids hail Fayose for this and condemn President Muhammadu Buhari for the same thing.

But the world was much better then, divorce rate very low with well behaved kids. Then came mindset like yours and the world is now in trouble.

MrDenygerian:
Yes women,.. be submissive like slaves.

If he beats you, be submissive.
If he hits the kids, be submissive.
If he changed after marriage, lost his job, and takes your salary because he paid your bride 'price', be submissive.

Do this all in the name of Christ.
1 Peter 4:13
But rejoice inasmuch as you participate in the sufferings of Christ, so that you may be overjoyed when his glory is revealed.




Fools.

Go for the job you have a passion for. Sometimes the pay does not equate the job dissatisfaction!

The same Sultan that kept mute when a certain Otedola/Facrook saga was unfolding? Hypocrites! Yes, jail all corrupt people including those from the Sultanate!

Amaechi nor like money?

Neither do you make sense with your analogy!

tola9ja:
The President is so dumb by that statement of Goat (corrupt officials/pdp) and Yam (National Treasury). He's said if you don't want Goat to eat

the yam, you pack the yams away from the goat... what! How about leave the yam and the goat while you are close by holding a stick

(EFCC/ICPC), with a stern look in your face, would the goat approach the yam? Goat being a sturbon animal like every pdp criminal will

definately try to make attempt but when you hit d goat or corrupt official with the stick (EFCC/ICPC) gbam! The goat won't come near again

and other goat/pdp criminal will learn from the punishment.

We have a President that's so dull and evil. Why worrying yourself packing truck loads of yam away because of some few Goats (Fayose,

Fani-kayode, Daizine, Ngozi, Clark, Koro, Ihejirika, Maina, Moro) etc

What a silly analogy! This President is NOT in anyway inspiring

Perhaps it didnt occur to you that they became what they are presently because of the environment they found themselves?

HungerBAD:
Is this some kind of joke? But Nigeria Police are animals anyway, so deserve to live in this pigsty.

You stood by Buhari but you are not in the news. Why is this? Oh let me guess, Yobo is famous and you are not. Right?

HungerBAD:
I remember this guy, as the one that stood close to Goodluck Jonathan drumming support for him.

How come he is still in the news? he is as irrelevant as his godfather Loser Goodluck Jonathan.

EFCC should go after this guy too, he is part of those that Jonathan gave our 4 ZILLION Naira to. The Money he stole from Nigeria, and shared during the election period.

I love exams! Gets my brains cranking and my juices flowing. Thanks man, for giving us exams. What would the world be without exams?

To find it in your heart to recognize your fault and ask for forgiveness is a sign of nobility. You are forgiven son! But if you try am again!!!!!!

unibenstudent1:
With deep regret in my heart, I hereby render my sincere apologies to the lecturer, my classmates and people all over the world whose minds might have been vexed and (or) irritated by my last Post concerning a Uniben Proffessor and his final year student.
www.nairaland.com/2476307/see-how-final-year-student
I must say that there was no point throughout the lecture where anybody was asked to kneel down by the professor,the kneeling down was all part of the sessions where we were all joking and the student knelt down in a playful way. As you could see from the picture, some folks were even laughing in the background, it was just a regular joke section of the lecture. I never knew it would gain this kind of popularity. I really feel stupid right now. Please find a place in your hearts to forgive me.
Lalasticlala,seun,ishilove and obinoscopy please take this to. Frontpage as the whole world needs to know the real details about what transpired.
And Linda ikeji you too who took the previous post and made it quite popular,kindly post this on your blog for better clarification of issues.
Yours sincerely,
Unibenstudent of nairaland.

Name one you have put in any market that yields cash!

Twaci:
WTF?!

KokoGarri?!

*laughs outta thread*

CC: lalasticlala

Government of 97% against 5%

Now they have work. Let us see who is actually tougher....

"Militants Blow UP NPDC Oil Pipeline Over Surveillance Contract Dispute"

http://saharareporters.com/2015/07/23/militants-blow-npdc-oil-pipeline-over-surveillance-contract-dispute

Then you are the one the "long notes" is speaking to.

Adaahjacob:
I hate long notes, damn.

Nuisance!

Some APC folk even said the white Lady on Obama side taking notes actually is a Nigerian who works at the Nigeria Embassy in Washington. LNKMD!

sonymerlot:
With regards to your question asper who was taking notes for President Buhari and the photo you provided -

Chibuike Amaechi.....if you are very observant, we (onlookers) did not see a picture of HIM in the White house . He is probably in the background taking notes! So simple.

I challenge anybody to show us Amaechi's photo in the Oval Office. I guess the only time i saw him was at the dinner party and nobody is expected to be taking notes.

Thank you.

Since your name is "junkyarddog", i rest my case. I have no intention of arguing with a junkie!

junkyarddog:
Even my Old granny in Ekiti will do better than this stupid write up ..u seem deranged and utterly frustrated well I don't blame you

Just asking.....

Just asking out of curiosity...

You have been used, raped and dumped. Focus ur miserable ass on that.

SaiBuharii:
We understand that the worst president of the country since 1960, which is Goodluck Egbere Azikiwe (to deceive the igbos) Jonathan brought brought us to this sad level.

But Baba is capable and working hard to get us back to the glory days. I will advise all south south that plan to go bavk to the creek to note that...we will kill you all if u stop our progress. You will be taken as terrorist.

For the goats shouting biafra, if you take any outrageous step, baba will bomb ur head, one bomb per head, we can use one bullet per boko haram, but for you, it will be one bomb per person/head, No time for negotiations. Gowon settled this year's back.

Nigeria is forward moving, it's either you join the train or commit sucide. Weak Jonathan days are over.

OBAMA/BUHARI WHITE HOUSE MEETING: The Conspiracy you fell for, voted APC and your End Result. I.

1. How gay you are posting about Buhari's visit to Obama. Well to burst your bubble a little, The "Blair House" you enthused about as Buhari's temporary abode is not new to Jonathan. He has stayed there before. The Ebora of Owu too. Ask Ambassador Joe Keshi...

"I can recall that in 1999, when Obasanjo came to power, he also visited the US, not once or twice and he stayed at Blair House. Former President Goodluck Jonathan was also invited. He also stayed in the Blair House. So it is not true as reported in some newspapers that President Obama was breaking tradition to put President Buhari in Blair House.... http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/our-relations-with-us-must-based-on-mutual-respect-amb-joe-keshi/ Chai, there's goes your "Blair" bubble.

SINS OF JONATHAN

2. For signing the anti-gay bill into law, Jonathan became the enemy of the West (did you hear the latest about a Pastor sent to 1 year jail term for refusing to marry a gay couple?). He was villified and opposition APC quickly aligned with the West to destroy Jonathan politically. What did the US do you ask? They refused to help Nigeria fight corruption and Boko Haram. Forbes published an article about this so do not think i made it up - "Obama Fights Nigerian Anti-Gay Bill, Threatens To Cut Off Aid" http://www.forbes.com/sites/mfonobongnsehe/2011/12/09/obama-fights-nigerian-anti-gay-bill-threatens-to-cut-off-aid/ They did cut off aid and went as far as aligning with South Africa to block Nigeria from procuring arms to fight Boko Haram..... http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/169486-we-cant-return-nigerias-seized-15million-arms-money-without-due-process-south-africa.html . They also prevailed on Israel not to sell arms to us too... http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/boko-haram-us-halts-israeli-aid-nigeria/ They said it was because Jonathan was mis-managing aid but didn't you read Obama say "The U.S government also announced that the fight against gay and lesbian discrimination would be a central point of its foreign policy, and transgressing nations like Nigeria could be denied aid?" Was that statement from the White House about mismanagement of Boko Haram funds or about gay rights. Of course they wouldnt tell you its about gay rights so "mismanagement of Boko Haram funds" is always a nice price tag innit? Jonathan paid for the trouble with that "anti-gay bill" he signed into law to protect your bom-bom, and mine!

APC SELLS YOU A DUMMY

3. Undermining Jonathan nay Nigeria's interest became the order of the day. APC quickly turned to the West for support as they heaped every imaginable scorn on Nigeria and Nigerians. http://www.punchng.com/news/obama-linked-us-firm-behind-apc-campaigns-party/ Everything Jonathan did that was good was robed in the garb of evil and "cluelessness" which you bought into hook, line and sinker. You never knew they where selling you a dummy which you bought on April 28th 2015. They even said Jonathan was training snipers to kill you. You believed them didn't you (chuckles!). http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/151337-obasanjo-accuses-jonathan-training-arming-killer-squad-2015-elections.html

THE OSIBANJO ANGLE

4. And Redeemed Christian Church bought into it too via a subtle support for APC, hoping for an Osibanjo presidency someday... http://www.naij.com/460814-rccg-will-produce-a-president-pastor-adeboye.html Perhaps what their vision didnt reveal to them was the "unholy alliance" on the gay matter hence the sudden revelation has sent them panicking.... http://dailypost.ng/2015/07/20/dont-allow-obama-force-you-to-accept-same-sex-marriage-redeemed-pastor-warns-buhari/ Even APC groups are crying out too.... http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/186923-dont-listen-to-obama-on-gay-rights-group-urges-buhari.html

NOW JONATHAN IS OUT, YOUR DIVIDEND COMETH

5. Be gay about your decision to support APC. what you voted for is coming. Didn't the US say... "The U.S government also announced that the fight against gay and lesbian discrimination would be a central point of its foreign policy, and transgressing nations like Nigeria could be denied aid?" And, isnt Buhari in the US to ask for "aid" to fight corruption and Boko Haram?

Issokay, here is the US agenda being put to Buhari right now as you read this . "Obama To Pressure Nigeria On Anti-Gay Law During Buhari's White House Visit" http://www.ibtimes.com/obama-pressure-nigeria-anti-gay-law-during-buharis-white-house-visit-2007599 What the US expresses as the centerpiece of its recent Foreign Policy is "freedom for homosexuals, lesbians and transgender marriages. It's aid to any nation now is hinged on it.

TWO QUESTIONS FOR YOU?

1. Putin vs Buhari, who is more powerful and able to stand the USA?

2. If the US is forcing Russia to bend because of Russia's disdain for GAYS, What magic do you think Buhari will use on Obama to get AIDS without giving the anti-gay bill in return?

Didn't they say Gay caused AIDS?

neither do you sire!

YoruBanger:
You people just don't know when to shut up. Smh.

Jonathan need not raise a finger. Nature has its own way of dealing with falsehood peddlers. Day by day, it is becoming clearer that some Nigerians where hoodwinked into voting APC. Jonathan hasnt said anything and will say nothing. He doesnt need to. The truth is constant and no amount of lies or "fake promises" can change it. One truth is that the Naira is now 246 to the US dollar instead of 1 to 1 as promised. Is there any spin that can mask this? Of course not! And even more.........

If they have proof of his looting, thats why we have the courts. As for Sahara Reporters, they will have their day. Soon.

They are only being asked to fulfill their "promises" of "Change" Dazzol!

Ah the devil has come knocking.....but LAWWDDD!!!!!! you must runnnnnnnn!!!!!

FEDERAL INLAND REVENUE SERVICE!

coputa:
Mention one ministry or government establishment that is up and doing or the least accountable.Is this not the reasons why all our infrastures has callapsed and the economy is now rendered comatose.

Not all bro! Some, yes! Especially Nigeria Police Force.

sauceny:
[size=20pt]No ministry or institution is serious in Nigeria...No turn around maintenance,even when appropriation was made in their budget,monies would be cornered/diverted[/size]



My country is one hell of a night!

What can i say about my BlackBerry Passport? Vex Fone. Yes o! My much cherished z10 slept and refused to wake up again. I vex buy passport. I am glad i did! Now female bankers i encounter exhibit excellent customer service when they see me.

[s]Now, when Buhari called German Chancellor Angela Merkel "President Michelle of West Germany", he was merely suffering from what Americans call "senior moment", which is the momentary lapse in the memory occasioned by old age. . As psychologists know only too well, as we age, the speed with which we retrieve information from our cognitive reservoir slows. Age-related memory lapses, experts tell us can start as early as late 30s and get worse as we get older.[/s]
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YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ARE YOU? If you are then what a jaundiced analysis. Do you realise that your "senior moment" which resulted in "memory lapse in the memory occasioned by old age" could have occurred during a key moment such as an economic negotiation with the World Bank? Do you realise that your "memory lapse" could make President Buhari sign Nigeria into slavery? Na wa o!

IdisuleOurOwn:
I have read people refer to President Buhari as "clueless" and suchlike adjectives of disesteem suggesting cognitive incapacity - for his recent reference to German Chancellor Angela Merkel as "President Michelle of West Germany" . That is ignorant. And I will explain why shortly.

There are many things to criticize about president Buhari, but clueless-ness isn't one of them. His thought - process are clearly complex, sophisticated and high - level. If in doubt, get hold of any of his off - the cuff remarks, go beyond the distractions of his accent, and you will see a man whose intellect is deep and whose understanding of governance and world politics is admirably advanced.

You are probably wondering where I am going with this. How can someone call Germany "West Germany, mangle its president's name and official title, and I not say he isn't clueless but insist he is, in fact, intellectually deep?

OK, let me start by saying I am not some viscerally one - dimensional, unreflective Buhari apologist who is wedded to what I call the misguided philosophy of Buharist inerrancy, that is, the wrong-headed idea that Buhari is only human who is liable to errors and lapses of judgment. Many of us who criticised him in the future, do so not because we are better but because, as the saying goes, the onlookers, not the participants, see most of the game.

Now, when Buhari called German Chancellor Angela Merkel "President Michelle of West Germany", he was merely suffering from what Americans call "senior moment", which is the momentary lapse in the memory occasioned by old age. . As psychologists know only too well, as we age, the speed with which we retrieve information from our cognitive reservoir slows. Age-related memory lapses, experts tell us can start as early as late 30s and get worse as we get older.

Noble Prize - winning neurologist Eric Kandel and his colleagues published a well - received study in 2003 in the Journal of Science Translational Medicine where they, among other things, reveal that a "memory gene" in us appears to get weaker as our brain ages, causing us to forget easily, mix things up, and be unable to easily recall information stored in our memory bank.
Buhari is not the only president who contends with age - related memory impairment. The late President Ronald Reagan, America's oldest president, who was elected at nearly 70 years in his first term, was famous for his bewildering senior moments. I will give only few examples. President Reagan constantly referred to his own Vice President, George Bush, Sr. (father of George W. Bush), as "Prime Minister Bush" . (Remember Buhari's reference to Vice President Osinbajo as " Osunbade " during a campaign rally in Owerri? )

And, according to Tom Friedman's 2006 book titled You Are Not Alone :1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments : "President Roland Reagan's senior moments were legendary. He often forgot what foreign country he was in or the name of the dignitaries he was meeting. When he visited Brazil, he referred to it as Bolivia. He greeted Princess Diana as 'Prince David' .

Have you seen any similarities yet?

Well, another US President, Richard Nixon, had a senior moment when he went to France in 1974 to attend the funeral of French President Georges Pompidou. Nixon had a lapse of memory and totally forgot why he was in France, so he said : "This is a great day for France! "

There will be many more Age-related lapses from President Buhari. Get used to it. It's no big deal. It's part of normal process of aging, and has no impact or whatsoever on cognitive ability or performance. In spite of his notoriety for embarrassing "senior moments", President Reagan has often been ranked as one of America's greatest Presidents. In fact, a February 2011 Gallup poll placed him as Americas greatest President of all time ahead of Abraham Lincoln.

Like Buhari, Reagan lost in a past presidential election, but went ahead to defeat a younger incumbent in 1980. He won re-election at nearly 74 years with the biggest Electoral College victory in America history. When he left office in 1989, Reagan had an approval rating of 68 percent, which is the highest rating for a departing president in America modern history. Only Franklin D. Roosevelt and Bill Clinton rival this feat.

I am not implying Buhari will be a Nigerian Ronald Reagan, but his age - induced cognitive impairments and slips should not cause us to dismiss him. When he recently said to Nigerians in South Africa " I wish I became Head of State when I was a governor, just a few years as a young man. Now at 72, there is a limit to what I can do", he was referring to the inevitable impairments that age imposes on people. But senior moments don't impair performance if the will to succeed is there, as the example of Ronald Reagan clearly shows.

Although I think it's ignorant to hold Buhari's senior moments as evidence of cluelessness, it's fair game to poke fun at them. That's the nature of democracy. Even Reagan laughed at the humour his senior moments actuated. I hope Buhari and his Legion of zealous, humorless supporters will learn to laugh at his senior moment joke.

Scammer, you arent telling the truth!

tucky200:
This bitchh dey lie o