₦airaland Forum

chidyhels: He wants to eat hs cake and stil hv it....i pity the wife_to_be,i dnt think she knws wat she is geting into..After d wedding day nko?

she knows his a flirt, but not to the extent he is, his far more worse than what she thinks.

donlet: he should be careful.

I second ur comment.

Kobojunkie: My thoughts exactly. This is another Nairaland story in the making.

it's not dear, maybe uv not met one of those guys,it's real.

U wan use NL practice Hollywood?

My friend joe is about to get married, his from a well breed catholic family but lives a promiscuous life, dis guy likes show up and the gal he wants to marry is an Abuja hotcake so she wants the wedding to receive a conspicuous look, one of the best in town and also held in church. Joe has the money to do this, but he has some reservations because he can't even remember half of the gals he has slept with or promised marriage, he wants a secret wedding to avoid some girls coming out to embarrass him dat day, but his wife not knowing the reason has bluntly refuse. What should he do?

Afam if they can include monkey post or ludo game, then call me.

Na foolish boy u be, u no get ordinary money to rent one room but u get the one to call woman, if ur afraid then ur under age. Pls kids should be ban from posting thrash, I mean small goats. How de hell did it make front page?

Charcoal calling kettle black, wind don blow foul nyash don open, somebody is asking just 8!,one plot in asokoro is about 600 million times 8 = answer, I noo enter my phone.

1999 constitution Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Chapter 1,part 1, subsection 1.
(1) This Constitution is supreme and its provisions shall have binding force on the authorities and persons throughout the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

(2) The Federal Republic of Nigeria shall not be governed, nor shall any persons or group of persons take control of the Government of Nigeria or any part thereof, except in accordance with the provisions of this Constitution.

(3) If any other law is inconsistent with the provisions of this Constitution, this Constitution shall prevail, and that other law shall, to the extent of the inconsistency, be void.

1999 constitution federal Republic of Nigeria.
Chapter 1, part 1, subsection 2. (1) Nigeria is one indivisible and indissoluble sovereign state to be known by the name of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

(2) Nigeria shall be a Federation consisting of States and a Federal Capital Territory

1999 constitution of the federal Republic of Nigeria
Schedule. Second schedule,part 1: Exclusive legislative list.
1. Accounts of the Government of the Federation, and of offices, courts, and authorities thereof, including audit of those accounts.

2. Arms, ammunition and explosives.

3. Aviation, including airports, safety of aircraft and carriage of passengers and goods by air.

4. Awards of national titles of honour, decorations and other dignities.

5. Bankruptcy and insolvency

6. Banks, banking, bills of exchange and promissory notes.

7. Borrowing of moneys within or outside Nigeria for the purposes of the Federation or of any State.

8. Census, including the establishment and maintenance of machinery for continuous and universal registration of births and deaths throughout Nigeria.

9. Citizenship, naturalisation and aliens.

10. Commercial and industrial monopolies, combines and trusts.

11. Construction, alteration and maintenance of such roads as may be declared by the National Assembly to be Federal trunk roads.

12. Control of capital issues.

13. Copyright

14. Creation of States

15. Currency, coinage and legal tender

16. Customs and excise duties

17. Defence

18. Deportation of persons who are not citizens of Nigeria

19. Designation of securities in which trust funds may be invested.

20. Diplomatic, consular and trade representation.

21. Drugs and poisons.

22. Election to the offices of President and Vice-President or Governor and Deputy Governor and any other office to which a person may be elected under this Constitution, excluding election to a local government council or any office in such council.

23. Evidence

24. Exchange control

25. Export duties

26. External affairs

27. Extradition

28. Fingerprints identification and criminal records.

29. Fishing and fisheries other than fishing and fisheries in rivers, lakes, waterways, ponds and other inland waters within Nigeria.

30. Immigration into and emigration from Nigeria

31. Implementation of treaties relating to matters on this list

32. Incorporation, regulation and winding up of bodies corporate, other than co-operative societies, local government councils and bodies corporate established directly by any Law enacted by a House of Assembly of a State.

33. Insurance.

34. Labour, including trade unions, industrial relations; conditions, safety and welfare of labour; industrial disputes; prescribing a national minimum wage for the Federation or any part thereof; and industrial arbitration.

35. Legal proceedings between Governments of States or between the Government of the Federation and Government of any State or any other authority or person.

36. Maritime shipping and navigation, including -
(a) shipping and navigation on tidal waters;
(b) shipping and navigation on the River Niger and its affluents and on any such other inland waterway as may be designated by the National Assembly to be an international waterway or to be an inter-State waterway;
(c) lighthouses, lightships, beacons and other provisions for the safety of shipping and navigation;
(d) such ports as may be declared by the National Assembly to be Federal ports (including the constitution and powers of port authorities for Federal ports).

37. Meteorology

38. Military (Army, Navy and Air Force) including any other branch of the armed forces of the Federation.

39. Mines and minerals, including oil fields, oil mining, geological surveys and natural gas.

40. National parks being such areas in a State as may, with the consent of the Government of that State, be designated by the National Assembly as national parks.

41. Nuclear energy

42. Passports and visas

43. Patents, trade marks, trade or business names, industrial designs and merchandise marks.

44. Pensions, gratuities and other-like benefit payable out of the Consolidated Revenue Fund or any other public funds of the Federation.

45. Police and other government security services established by law.

46. Posts, telegraphs and telephones

47. Powers of the National Assembly, and the privileges and immunities of its members

48. Prisons

49. Professional occupations as may be designated by the National Assembly.

50. Public debt of the Federation

51. Public holidays.

52. Public relations of the Federation

53. Public service of the Federation including the settlement of disputes between the Federation and officers of such service.

54. Quarantine

55. Railways

56. Regulations of political parties

57. Service and execution in a State of the civil and criminal processes, judgements, decrees, orders and other decisions of any court of law outside Nigeria or any court of law in Nigeria other than a court of law established by the House of Assembly of that State.

58. Stamp duties

59. Taxation of incomes, profits and capital gains, except as otherwise prescribed by this Constitution.

60. The establishment and regulation of authorities for the Federation or any part thereof -
(a) To promote and enforce the observance of the Fundamental Objectives and Directive Principles contained in this Constitution;
(b) To identify, collect, preserve or generally look after ancient and historical monuments and records and archaeological sites and remains declared by the National Assembly to be of national significance or national importance;
(c) to administer museums and libraries other than museums and libraries established by the Government of a state;
(d) To regulate tourist traffic; and
(e) To prescribe minimum standards of education at all levels.

61. The formation, annulment and dissolution of marriages other than marriages under Islamic law and Customary law including matrimonial causes relating thereto.

62. Trade and commerce, and in particular -
(a) trade and commerce between Nigeria and other countries including import of commodities into and export of commodities from Nigeria, and trade and commerce between the states;
(b) establishment of a purchasing authority with power to acquire for export or sale in world markets such agricultural produce as may be designated by the National Assembly;
(c) inspection of produce to be exported from Nigeria and the enforcement of grades and standards of quality in respect of produce so inspected;
(d) establishment of a body to prescribe and enforce standards of goods and commodities offered for sale;
(e) control of the prices of goods and commodities designated by the National Assembly as essential goods or commodities; and
(f) registration of business names.

63. Traffic on Federal trunk roads.

64. Water from such sources as may be declared by the National Assembly to be sources affecting more than one state

65. Weights and measures.

66. Wireless, broadcasting and television other than broadcasting and television provided by the Government of a state; allocation of wave-lengths for wireless, broadcasting and television transmission.

67. Any other matter with respect to which the National Assembly has power to make laws in accordance with the provisions of this Constitution.

68. Any matter incidental or supplementary to any matter mentioned elsewhere in this list.

Deuteronomy 18:22 when the prophet speaks in the name of God and the word does not occur or come true, that is the word God did not speak.

Proverbs 24:21-24 My son fear God and the king, with those who are for a change do not associate with, for their disaster will arise so suddenly....the showing of partiality is not good. 26; lips he will kiss who is replying in a straight forward way. 28 ;Do not become a witness against your fellow man without evidence. Then u have to be foolish with ur lips.

kunlekunle: King DAVID
He was a king, a prophet, poet, soldier and a priest.
Even when he ate the bread in the temple, he enjoyed the exemption of punishment cos of his office.

pls he was not a prophet nor priest, read ur Bible well and when Saul was clueless david still prayed for him.1 samuel 1:11-14 and david ripped his garment apart wept and began fasting over saul and jonathan. Saul wanted david dead still david wept for him and even killed the man that claimed he killed saul.

mich2012: I am surprised at some comments here. Who among you is happy with the situation of the Country? We have a man who has become the fearless voice of the masses and then you guys are condemning him just like GEJ's "recently acquired dog", Dr. Okupe.

Guy if nobody is happy am HAPPY because my Gen is not working again, I now enjoy light. I spend 500,000 a month buying diesel officially before,last month I spent 100,000 for diesel and paid 70,000 for bills saving 330,000 naira, and u tell me not to be happy. Guy I must happy o, if na u self u go jolly.

mich2012: I am surprised at some comments here. Who among you is happy with the situation of the Country? We have a man who has become the fearless voice of the masses and then you guys are condemning him just like GEJ's "recently acquired dog", Dr. Okupe.

Guy if nobody is happy am HAPPY because my Gen is not working again, I now enjoy light. I spend 500,000 a month buying diesel officially now I spend 100,000 for diesel and pay 70,000 for bills saving 330,000 naira, and u tell me not to be happy. Guy I must happy.

U guys should pray his not a secret member of CIA, Mossad or M15 dis guys can do anything.

I have one in kubwa, if ur real call me let's talk. 08131518702 Gado nasko road.

Silentical: Gej,i regreted casting my vote him because he lacks what it takes to be good leader.He should forget 2015 because he can never win.

write ur will giv me incase the man win so u fit hug transformer easily.

Thanks man, it's new cos I jos saw it. Pls we need more so we can know who is the bush meat and hunter.

[quote author=Okija_juju]She shouldnt have fhucked with the Navy...

This case is as good as dead on arrival.

She can't identify the officers who committed the offence, so what does she expect the Navy to do?

MORAL LESSON: Choose your battles wisely...[/quote]I respect u in this forum, but am surprise u have to make dis comment, I don't know if its true but most times guys in the force like misbehaving which must be condemned in the strongest available language. For God's sake it's the woman's business and therefore she reserves the right not to sell. An old woman for that matter. If it's true may Boko haram reward them accordingly.

wirewire: https://www.nairaland.com/download/782488
funny amateur soldiers, can only do better at road blocks. when BH boys show we go knw whc pple actually had a training.

Guy civil defence can tackle boko haram if they come out openly, the problem is that they shoot the army and then hide in between women and children then their elders claim casualty.

NL should pls create hate and badbelle in addition to like,some statements are supposed to be tagged hate or dislike. Some people comment........

Thanks Gov, we understand u, the people wanting to impeach him don't even have any good reason to do so, or maybe they want to impeach him because we now enjoy power supply or for not implementing budget in 4 months.

emiye: This means at least 10% of Nigerians are Almajiris

Betterstill 1 out 10 nigerians is an Almajiri

nobi me talk na matthew ashimolowo.

If Government don't think fast on how to train dis almagiries then Police will have 16 more million to kill or no peace in nigeria. pls let everybody both south and north help to educated dis boys.

Pastor Ashimolowo
The guest on Channel Television’s flagship
programme, Sunrise, on Monday, was Pastor
Matthew Ashimolowo of the Kingsway
International Christian Centre. The seasoned man
of God spoke extensively on the nation’s current
predicament, security issues and education.
The pastor who made his name in the UK stated,
“Frankly, the current leaders have fractured the
nation. There are 16 million almajiris today
according to statistics because education is
downplayed by parents, their children are put on
the streets, and those who have the wherewithal
to change the situation, who are either in
government or have the benefits, only give
during the time to give to the poor, instead of
creating systems
“There is no adequate attempt to educate
society. If we depend on state schools in the
south, there will be no education. But we have
private individuals starting schools we have
churches starting schools
“I must not be a prophet of doom but we are
dealing with a hydra, a system that the
government does not even understand yet. When
you have 16 million potential suicide bombers,
then you have a serious problem.”
He however suggested ways through which the
problem can be solved. “The Ministry of Education
should not be giving financial allocation to the
state government without policing,” he said.
“Anybody, whose child is not in school up to the
age of 16 should be jailed.”

More experts should comment on dis thread, am particularly interested in the automatic car because the manual is much more easier than the automatic. The Automatic if u put it on P or R while on speed u are already a dead man and av tried using hand break one day it was not a gud experience. Pls I personally will appreciate solutions just incase of necessity.

If it happens clack will give IBB the disgrace of his life, IBB jus got to power through coup while clack is educated and brilliant. But they are both old fools that are part of the greedy and evil cabals that kept naija where it is today, they should both be kept in kirikiri.

If that wan happen!
I no fit shout
After 50 years.
But the truth remains that power has greatly improved, presently I want to sell my two gen and my office has refuse to repair the one bad dea, because we now have minimum of 18 hours light.

Obascoetubi: Gov. Idris wada is a fake gov. Its was ACN won the election in kogi, b/4 they sworn him as kogi gov, till today, we don't seen any good thing, he done in koi state, now about the bullet proof jacket is that, i think he had juju bullet proof, in is boday, pretended that, he don't involve in juju thing, did u know that, he used many human flesh as rituals, during election campaign?

why make statements u can't prove?

Pls can someone copy Israel or kaduna south, an eye for an eye then the whole thrash will end, apart from the yorubas every other muslim is a potential terrorist,av argued a lot with my gud friend the meaning of JIHAD,Boko haram is fighting JIHAD and every GOOD muslim supports JIHAD either covert,tacit or a sympathiser. I stand to be proved wrong by a good muslim.