₦airaland Forum

dudeperfect01:
this guy can neva be 23

Since na you be him papa, tell us his age.

In her mind now, she's smarter than her sister

E be like say for this world cup na fashion Nigeria wan go do there.

Is that thing in her hand, the key to the car?

looseweight:
Ajeku Iya remix is on the way Pls do anyone know Dino melaye contact, I can work on his bulging tommy and give him flat tommy within 9 days using natural methods. You can check my siggy for more info about me.

You dey look for person wey you go romance.

At least a project seems to have been commissioned. Pity!

Most of these governors are actually clueless

With him glasses you go know say that guy go know book.

How many children has she? The boobs are gone.

He should be charged for carrying dangerous weapon.

They are always in the habit of disarming local people with den guns but the strangers with AK47 and other automatic weapons are never arrested.

I can't buy this bag for 5k.

Na bandana this old man tie?

At least, he's not a jihadist.

I know say even this short man no go vote Buhari

She's in a club, how do you want her to dress?

There's no bush in Dapchi or most of Yobe state. So where are they searching for them, Sambisa?

benzene00:


Good thing you didn't wake up beneath 6 six feet

Next time when you want to go sleep remember to set the alarm

An alarm can't wake you up, God does. If you doubt me, take an alarm to the morgue and see if any would wake up.

A lot of people don't understand English. That they use condoms means they're sexually aware.

When Fulanies die , arrest is made but when they kill no arrest is made. It's ok.

Desyner:
Rivers is kidnap capital.

No, Kaduna is.

Na joke she de joke, abi she de mad?

davidodiba:
Letter from Muhammed? Interesting. But when did he write this?

Last year.

Bari22:
Is this what Christianity is all about? oppressing the already weak people?

Story.

naijafella:
Who is Ayegbeni?

na one Fulani herdsman.

The chick that will grow into a hen is known the day it is hatched. Kudos , dear girl.

haywire07:
Na her money them give her .or shay the governor expect her to say " I want to be healed" in?

Here in the USA, the disabled get allowance

Here in Nigeria, they're not given anything.

with #30b in your account, we know it'll go this way.

where did this demon come from?

it's our own, I will encourage him like I did with Glo. we must learn to encourage our home grown businesses.

This is"roadship" not spaceship!

It's not a sign that something is wrong with our educational​ system , it's a sign that the end is near.