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Being a resident of naija, is now the among the thousand ways to die.
I pray she is found alive

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
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Porn and Masturbation are good..they are not bad thing

The only thing is that don't be addicted to it....especially Masturbation..
Imagine the op is saying when we masturbate...then we will lose vitamins and other nutrient...as if we are not going to lose that same nutrient anytime we bang a woman and ejaculate inside them

Masturbate if you want.....it is very good..it is not a bad thing

And if you think that you are addicted....the solution is that you need to first stop thinking it is a bad thing....so you won't be feeling guilty after masturbating.....

You know the funny thing
When you stop feeling guilty about masturbations and stop seeing it as a bad thing that is the time you start to limit it without you knowing...and it will no longer be addicted to you

See how you just turn all what op said in the opposite direction.

Na the new mode be that oo, guys don de change the mode of spraying base on Efcc matter na still those yahoo boys be that.

Op anything wey baba God nor put hand nor de work, that's y u are victorious over your Boss on this matter.

Damn!! Op is a legend.

Which kind question be this op?
You don buy phone and you even use am to test the capability of it and you are still asking sensless question?

BoredBerry:
Stop writing rubbish... Rituals do NOT work...

Superstitious rumour-mongers like yourself are the ones encouraging desperate Nigerian men to kill, harvest organs and mine skulls...

But you believe in God.

As far am concerned, just to be a resident of naija is one of the thousand ways to die

Him get luck say no be USA him de, him for don chop white stew tire.

saphiere:
lalasticlala let's hangout tonight. Bills on me

I cover lala with the blood of Jesus!!

This is what All this brand and celebrity should be doing.

My babe can use appreciation to kill some body, aswear that's just one out of the many attribute y I like her

Then naija still get orderliness

After today many will become, unexpected mothers and fathers and will later come to naira land to create trash tread of how they wanted to use condoms to do the do, but they like it raw.

No be say i be enemy of progress o but y the pitch con be like say na desrt them de.

Nedangel:
So this girl ( 15 years) was brought to my house by my wife after my wife gave birth a year after. My wife said she really needs someone to help her, but I kicked against it. After much pestering from my wife, I agreed.

I sooo much have feelings for this girl.
I have fought it so much. Some times my wife is out/ travels and am alone with her and kid when am back from work. But this strong feeling comes up and I feel like having her. Most times I find my self thinking about this girl. It's to the point that my chest pains me.. When I ask my wife for s*x, Most times & always she says she's tired.

Please it's really affecting me, it's eating me up. I need suggestions/ advice from my well meaning Nairalanders. Thanks allot.

Op something must kill a man but no let small pikin VJ bring you down, stay away from that girl if you want you marriage to last and if you really love your wife, then let her know about what that lack of sex from her is causing you to avoid stories that touch.

Huracio:
na to enter ashawo house with my Arizona Loud MaliKush and some beers and spirits... through the night...

Nor go die on active service oo

MrBrownJay1:
you do know that women all over the world are already preparing to counter this your tactics to make sure they get what they deserve on that day...? they probably will expect their gift on the weekend before that monday. your best bet is to disappear on monday the 7th and reappear on the 21st and tell her you were kidnapped and just released! if she truly loves you, she will be happy that you are back/safe and forget about the gift.

Legend

Hehe busted

That song (which way Nigeria) comes to mind.

No be today this government they lie to us
Even with all the borrowing and recovery of funds yet no significant changes

uthlaw:
When Africans wan get sense!

Aswear even baba pack security personnel full every where

PatientVulture:
That's not true . A woman was killed in new york by someone who pushed her .they also had no barricade.

What I mean is that, before they will provide solution to that place alot of damages has already taken place because our leaders and some citizens are filled with I don't care attitude.

That's naija for us come 2023, that expired vegetable will be president

Abeg collect ya souvenir in peace, you still need am for Stew, so nothing is useless in this country any more.

So na dogs cause the collapse abi?

Shim don tire oo, shim think say e easy to de play two roles abi?

My niggar s more keys
#hard work pays

Shey we Nigerians can't stop being a copy cat � na WA

Unto say I nor owe rent
Chi chi nor go fall

Congratulations to them they tried,
No be manu wey de disappointe person every week now adays. #Coming from a Man u fan

pocohantas:
Wetin be this na? Hahahahahahahaha

This embarrassment pass when person salp you for public