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bet why

Do you know nairaland can send you to jail?

Abu Mikey:

Na wetin man go do??

lol una dey craze

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Guys, I spoke with the Dude last night, so, those of you who wish to contact him should pm me.

I can't leave his number on this thread for security and confidentiality reasons.

why una dey deactivate nau?

God forbid!!!

The kind sweat wey go enter your nyash no go gree you remember these rules.
Running would be your automatic reflex reaction!!

Una don leave matter wey dey ground begin discuss women

Mandarin, French and Arabic - with these you can almost go around the world language-barrier-free (taking English to be known already)

They are the ones I admire

interesting

isn't this funny?

These booobs are very uninteresting to me

If them no call you don't feel bad please

k.

Dump Her

A great percentage of the seas remain unexplored. More proofs should be anticipated!

Marthakings: nah.... I dnt want him to die young

Is your mess that poisonous?

Oluwatola5: Is not what you think....

we're waiting for your explanation

chistar01:

Firstly, its literally impossible for your english to "fade". I don't really. Know of a better word for you to use but there's no how you can twist the definition of "fade" that it would work in this context.

On a more serious note.
1. Try speaking in good english often, avoid pidgin as much as you can, as a matter of fact, don't speak it at all if you can.
2. Read read and read again. When I say read, I don't mean NL stories (except mine ), but foreign books, newspapers etc.
3. Think before you speak, asin before you voice out a statement mentally scan it for errors.
4. Avoid abbreviation.
5. If you use T9, auto correct etc to type, stop it because tools like that correct your errors without you even knowing its an error. If you must, type first. And when you are done, use a spell check tool.

I think that's all I have to say 4 now.

The auto correct thingy is very damaging!!
You're spot on!

Marthakings: permission to mess on this thread?

Mess on Mikey's head

He was a great man

cheesome: I still dunno Y delinquent citizens think that with just money our universities would compete with others in d world...No doubt money can get varsities standard equipment 4 Learning but money cannot buy wisdom, sorry to say this but i dont think we hav standard lecturers in our universities, as we al knw our clown lecturers teach wit notes written ages ago with little or no addition to meet d changes of d present age nd time, i personally have a lecturer dat just reads textbooks(not even published by him) to us during lectures, our education system is rotten nd our university lecturers ar guilty 4 ova 60% rot in d system.....As 4 ASUU tryna protest to create public awareness we already knw u need d money to line ur pockets and that of ur cohort and we aint need to b enlightened by ur protest, how bout u guyz jst sit out d mess uve caused already, i mean we dat ar on d recieving end(students) ar seated @ our various homes..As 4 our yeye police force, i support una.More crackdown on ASUU protest!

interesting

Nowadays people abbreviate everything and It's becoming a big problem in our society.

Okay make she born make person hear word

Abeg which state you dey? Nothing is happening in my hood oh

Andyblaze: One thing i still fail to understand is why a woman cannot just have her hair covered for just 3 to 4 hours of service. If a lady is truly beautiful she doesn't have to leave her hair to full display before she is counted as pretty. I guess its the vain mind of today's women who believe the church is a place to show off and flirt.

I totally agree with you

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