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Romance / Re: Guy Do You Enjoy Sucking Boobs by DanseMacabre(m): 6:13am On Jan 20
CaveAdullam:
When I say 'I love you" I'm referring to her boobs, not her.

Curvy-shaped boobs, gently folded within the arms of the brassier parted by a hollow body of flesh that is now her chest spikes my libido.

When my eyes pierce through her clothes, what I see is God's graciousness.

They dance for joy and my smile is to take them with the soft flesh of my palms. To unleash them, to free them from that mask called a bra, and breathe fresh air, of life from my nostrils and guts.

At the onset of romance, I make sure my hands secure them and ensure their protection. The nipples respond safely by standing erect.

The militaristic mission of my fingers to where the breasts are being held hostage is where I will go a thousand times and more.

They love the affection of my forefinger and thumb in action. The nipples know this. The areola wants my tongue to circle it. The soft round orange breasts are happy to welcome their king.

My mouth on the left breast sends purified wind into her carefully sculpted and tiny holes and my right palm tells the right breast that she's safe.

Left and right breasts desire my delicate palms and my mouth. They want the touch of love and the kisses of god.

And I never fail to ensure they are satisfied because their mother moans as she squeezes my bedsheets, finding an anchor at the surface of the mattress. Protruding her whole thoracic structure for more action, more kisses, more sucking of her two-daughter breasts.

I can see their worries when I'm about to leave them. But as a man, I got other militaristic missions.

I do promise them I will return as I carefully ensure their protection when sending them back to wear their bra mask.

"Breast is life".

Omo na entire dissertation you drop for the matter! grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Giannis Antetokounmpo Unveils Igbo Learning Centre For Kids In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 4:27am On Jan 20
Konquest:

It's NOT a Greek pronunciation.

Even the Greeks who were interviewed in the media don't know the literal meaning of Antetokoumpo because it's NOT a Hellenic or Greek name. Giannis had to tell them that it means "From across the sea" which literally has the same meaning for the name Adetokunbo which means "A crown brought from across the ocean (or sea)" in the Yoruba language.

That corrupted name "Antetokoumpo" was a so-called misspelling in the documentation of the family Yoruba name Adetokunbo when Giannis' passport was being prepared for him after he turned 18 years because he and his four brothers were NOT officially Greek citizens even though they were born in Greece to non-Greek parents. The first born child of the family, Francis Adetokunbo was left behind in Lagos, Nigeria when Charles Adetokunbo and his wife migrated to Greece in 1991 via Turkey for greener pastures.


@ bolded, if you consider that:

1. The odds of a Nigerian data entry immigration clerk making that kind of error, not just for a couple of letters, but the pronunciation of the entire name, are quite minimal.

2. 'Giannis' is the anglicised spelling/pronunciation of the Greek/Hellenic 'Yanni'; and 'Thanasis' as well as the name of the youngest brother which I can't readily remember are all intentional Greek names; indicating a willingness by the parents to fully assimilate themselves into Greek society.

3. The 'mistake' was left to stand and extended not just to Giannis alone, but the entire family;

then it should be apparent to you that my statement is more inclined to be correct.
Crime / Re: Husband Identifies Wife’s Beheaded Body In Yola Hotel by DanseMacabre(m): 11:24pm On Jan 19
Since they were divorced, shouldn't the title be 'ex-husband/ex-wife'

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Sports / Re: Giannis Antetokounmpo Unveils Igbo Learning Centre For Kids In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 4:50pm On Jan 19
CandidAdmin:
I thought it was Adetokunbo?

That's the Hellenic (Greek) pronunciation.

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Sports / Re: Giannis Antetokounmpo Unveils Igbo Learning Centre For Kids In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 4:48pm On Jan 19
Amazing. Before the documentary, I never knew he had Igbo blood. Nigeria's loss anyways, and I know for certain if he'd remained in this godforsaken country he'd be just another statistic.

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Health / Re: Video Showing Nigerian Caregivers Abusing 89-Year-Old Granny Lands Them In Jail by DanseMacabre(m): 6:49am On Jan 19
You can take a man outta the bush, but you can't take the bush outta the man.

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Politics / Re: There Were Plans to annul the 2023 Presidential Election - Soyinka by DanseMacabre(m): 3:15pm On Jan 17
Hmmmm.

Anyone who lives long enough becomes a villain. Soyinka just dey yarn dust. Who for annul the election Buhari Senility don dey set in for this clown.

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Education / Re: Bus Conveying UNILAG Convocation Gown Vandalised by DanseMacabre(m): 1:12pm On Jan 16
SharingIsLife:
See Oluwole reporting...



These lines said that the bus was stolen. But down the lines, we're informed that the bus was vandalized and the gowns stolen.

Again, the report talks about 'test' message.



In case you are wondering why I am pointing out the errors in the report, such wishy-washy attitudes are the reasons why this country is in such a bad shape, including security-wise.

And this is Tinubu's newspaper. The same management of the country is why insecurity is at such a high level. But don't worry, it's only people who have enough IQ that can understand this association. The cows can go on mooing.

It's appalling. 'The bus have been stolen. grin

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Politics / Re: Olubunmi Tunji-ojo And The Passport Cabal: Final Round Fight by DanseMacabre(m): 11:01pm On Jan 15
aieromon:
60% of the comments on this thread were made by persons who registered accounts between August and September 2023.


Thought I was the only one who noticed.
Politics / Re: Plateau: Supreme Court Affirms Caleb Mutfwang (PDP), Dismisses Apc's Suit by DanseMacabre(m): 2:11pm On Jan 12
Damn. I'm beginning to have some hope in Tinubu. Betta Edu's suspension and the Supreme Court verdicts affirming first Abba Gida-Gida and now Mutfwang...It's unbelievable.

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Politics / Re: Suspended Minister Betta Edu Sharing Dollars To Her Loyalist: Video by DanseMacabre(m): 1:49pm On Jan 12
komzy589:
This is how they share our common patrimony with recklessness.
Amongst other things, this woman is really naive. I mean, why would she even allow filming of this!🤦‍♂️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0jXxzqbTuM?si=a9nRnE0mdZbkU08M

As a wise sexagenarian Mongolian crime boss once opined, never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Family / Re: Deleted by DanseMacabre(m): 4:44am On Jan 05
slimjohn2k5:
Don't fight her or shout at her
Call her n tell her u hv seen all the dirty things.
Then let her know she should always use condom n stick to one guy.

Anything pass this advise she will hide more, bring more surprises.

Never heard of a lady named Hillary

Even Hilary Clinton

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Sports / Re: Who Is Alhassan Yusuf, The Midfielder Replacing Ndidi For AFCON? by DanseMacabre(m): 1:51pm On Jan 04
Mtchew.

If you like make you gather all the top eleven footballers blend them for Super Eagles. With a coach as clueless as ours at the helm of affairs, it's still amount to zilch.

This country is a dumping ground for folks who have committed heinous crimes in their past lives and are repaying for bad karma. There's nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
Politics / Re: How Emefiele Used Proxies To ‘Buy’ Union, Keystone Banks - Daily Trust by DanseMacabre(m): 9:06am On Dec 23, 2023
Yet he's being rumoured released Then again it's Nigeria, so it's water off a duck's back.

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Health / Re: Collapsed Water Tank Kills Woman, Nine-Day-Old Child In Ondo by DanseMacabre(m): 10:28am On Dec 14, 2023
Nigeria must sha happen to person. RIP.
Music/Radio / Re: Video Of Mohbad’s Father Recording Song In Studio Causes Online Drama by DanseMacabre(m): 11:37am On Dec 09, 2023
Nawa ooo.

Mohbad don trend finish. On to the next one bloggers. angry

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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Hosts Trans-Women & Eats Lunch With Them At The Vatican (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:22pm On Nov 22, 2023
Omo...

Well, like it or not, religion is meant to evolve as humanity does.

For instance Islam and Christianity prescribed the death punishment for sins like adultery, but that'd be barbaric in today's world.

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Family / Re: Who Gave Our Mothers This Idea? Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 3:22pm On Nov 14, 2023
Hmmmm...superstition...if e manage work once coincidentally, thread no go rest again.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Wife Multiple Times In Broad Daylight In South Africa (Graphic Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:58am On Nov 12, 2023
Hmmm.

I don't think I've seen worse misogynists than South Africans. Dude'll likely walk away wigh a slap on the wrist.

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Science/Technology / Re: South Korea: Robot Kills Factory Worker After Mistaking Him For Box Of Vegetable by DanseMacabre(m): 7:53pm On Nov 09, 2023
This is a peek into what the AI future will ultimately become.

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know If This Also Happens In Your House by DanseMacabre(m): 5:20pm On Mar 08, 2023
Albertone:
As for me, I come home to ferment trouble.
No one misses me as I leave. They all heave a huge sigh of relief.


Foment.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 10:04pm On Mar 03, 2023
naptu2:
https://twitter.com/ogundamisi/status/1631740427677188099

What interests me is the fact that a professor in Oxford University could publish a post, ostensibly culled from the university herself, viz. "Bullying and harassment will not be tolerate in any form..."

Maybe I'm fretting over a harmless grammatical error, but then, it's cringeworthy, in my opinion. grin
Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:54pm On Mar 03, 2023
DMCA:
Onyeka only wanted to Develop the universities grin


Na dem, grin Developers 😂

Ndi-Jew of Emeka-land developing 2 universities in the UK through his foundation grin

grin grin grin

You think say e easy to simultaneously develop Oxford and Cambridge

gringringrin

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Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:50pm On Mar 03, 2023
FriendsAndFans:


So David Hundenyi naa fake
Upon all the righteousness he has been claiming on Twitter and Nairaland.

This life sha cheesy
Naa wa ooo

How is David Hundeyin 'fake'

Are you sure you read the article and accompanying posts at all

Smh.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:48pm On Mar 03, 2023
Ishilove:
Redpill gone wrong grin

Not necessarily. Onyeka thrives on being deliberately controversial, uncouth and derogatory. Misogyny is just an ingredient in the broth. One wonders why Oxford didn't do due diligence, ala background checks before awarding him the position.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:04pm On Mar 03, 2023
Soon as I saw the headline I knew it'd be Onyeka. I was surprised that he even got tenure there in the first place, what with his irremediably uncivilised behaviour and character unbecoming of an 'academician'.

Notoriety can only take you so far. I'm still happy for him though: not everyone can get to add a tenure at Oxford as part of their CV.

Kai but this is sad sha.
Politics / Re: APC Loses Senate, Reps Seats to SDP In Abdullahi Adamu's District by DanseMacabre(m): 8:34am On Feb 27, 2023
Dama Abdullahi Adamu na just paper tiger.
Politics / Re: Explosions Shatter Homes, Businesses Of Atiku’s Supporters In Rivers by DanseMacabre(m): 9:23am On Feb 24, 2023
Wicked Wike

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Romance / Re: by DanseMacabre(m): 6:17pm On Feb 19, 2023
Also for those saying they expected to see stronger drugs mentioned, it's obvious the OP still has a lot to say. After all, weed is a the gateway drug to almost every other drug.
Romance / Re: by DanseMacabre(m): 6:14pm On Feb 19, 2023
My brother, you went from saying you got admission into UNILAG, to saying that 'in my final year in unilag, cos it's a poly we use two years for national diploma...'

From saying that you didn't know the age you started smoking to saying you were eighteen plus...

I don't disbelieve you, so the only advice I have for you is to avoid drugs for maybe four hours before typing here if you're interested in writing a coherent piece.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai's Son Attacked As Banks Reject Old Notes In Kaduna (Pictures) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:43pm On Feb 18, 2023
MXrep:

Okay, but the overall message is understood. Kaduna people are angry because they collected old notes as directed by El Rufai but Bank refused to collect from them

Of course.

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