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Education / Re: Bus Conveying UNILAG Convocation Gown Vandalised by DanseMacabre(m): 1:12pm On Jan 16
SharingIsLife:
See Oluwole reporting...



These lines said that the bus was stolen. But down the lines, we're informed that the bus was vandalized and the gowns stolen.

Again, the report talks about 'test' message.



In case you are wondering why I am pointing out the errors in the report, such wishy-washy attitudes are the reasons why this country is in such a bad shape, including security-wise.

And this is Tinubu's newspaper. The same management of the country is why insecurity is at such a high level. But don't worry, it's only people who have enough IQ that can understand this association. The cows can go on mooing.

It's appalling. 'The bus have been stolen. grin

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Politics / Re: Olubunmi Tunji-ojo And The Passport Cabal: Final Round Fight by DanseMacabre(m): 11:01pm On Jan 15
aieromon:
60% of the comments on this thread were made by persons who registered accounts between August and September 2023.


Thought I was the only one who noticed.
Politics / Re: Plateau: Supreme Court Affirms Caleb Mutfwang (PDP), Dismisses Apc's Suit by DanseMacabre(m): 2:11pm On Jan 12
Damn. I'm beginning to have some hope in Tinubu. Betta Edu's suspension and the Supreme Court verdicts affirming first Abba Gida-Gida and now Mutfwang...It's unbelievable.

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Politics / Re: Suspended Minister Betta Edu Sharing Dollars To Her Loyalist: Video by DanseMacabre(m): 1:49pm On Jan 12
komzy589:
This is how they share our common patrimony with recklessness.
Amongst other things, this woman is really naive. I mean, why would she even allow filming of this!🤦‍♂️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0jXxzqbTuM?si=a9nRnE0mdZbkU08M

As a wise sexagenarian Mongolian crime boss once opined, never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Family / Re: Deleted by DanseMacabre(m): 4:44am On Jan 05
slimjohn2k5:
Don't fight her or shout at her
Call her n tell her u hv seen all the dirty things.
Then let her know she should always use condom n stick to one guy.

Anything pass this advise she will hide more, bring more surprises.

Never heard of a lady named Hillary

Even Hilary Clinton

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Sports / Re: Who Is Alhassan Yusuf, The Midfielder Replacing Ndidi For AFCON? by DanseMacabre(m): 1:51pm On Jan 04
Mtchew.

If you like make you gather all the top eleven footballers blend them for Super Eagles. With a coach as clueless as ours at the helm of affairs, it's still amount to zilch.

This country is a dumping ground for folks who have committed heinous crimes in their past lives and are repaying for bad karma. There's nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
Politics / Re: How Emefiele Used Proxies To ‘Buy’ Union, Keystone Banks - Daily Trust by DanseMacabre(m): 9:06am On Dec 23, 2023
Yet he's being rumoured released Then again it's Nigeria, so it's water off a duck's back.

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Health / Re: Collapsed Water Tank Kills Woman, Nine-Day-Old Child In Ondo by DanseMacabre(m): 10:28am On Dec 14, 2023
Nigeria must sha happen to person. RIP.
Music/Radio / Re: Video Of Mohbad’s Father Recording Song In Studio Causes Online Drama by DanseMacabre(m): 11:37am On Dec 09, 2023
Nawa ooo.

Mohbad don trend finish. On to the next one bloggers. angry

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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Hosts Trans-Women & Eats Lunch With Them At The Vatican (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:22pm On Nov 22, 2023
Omo...

Well, like it or not, religion is meant to evolve as humanity does.

For instance Islam and Christianity prescribed the death punishment for sins like adultery, but that'd be barbaric in today's world.

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Family / Re: Who Gave Our Mothers This Idea? Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 3:22pm On Nov 14, 2023
Hmmmm...superstition...if e manage work once coincidentally, thread no go rest again.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Wife Multiple Times In Broad Daylight In South Africa (Graphic Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:58am On Nov 12, 2023
Hmmm.

I don't think I've seen worse misogynists than South Africans. Dude'll likely walk away wigh a slap on the wrist.

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Science/Technology / Re: South Korea: Robot Kills Factory Worker After Mistaking Him For Box Of Vegetable by DanseMacabre(m): 7:53pm On Nov 09, 2023
This is a peek into what the AI future will ultimately become.

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know If This Also Happens In Your House by DanseMacabre(m): 5:20pm On Mar 08, 2023
Albertone:
As for me, I come home to ferment trouble.
No one misses me as I leave. They all heave a huge sigh of relief.


Foment.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 10:04pm On Mar 03, 2023
naptu2:
https://twitter.com/ogundamisi/status/1631740427677188099

What interests me is the fact that a professor in Oxford University could publish a post, ostensibly culled from the university herself, viz. "Bullying and harassment will not be tolerate in any form..."

Maybe I'm fretting over a harmless grammatical error, but then, it's cringeworthy, in my opinion. grin
Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:54pm On Mar 03, 2023
DMCA:
Onyeka only wanted to Develop the universities grin


Na dem, grin Developers 😂

Ndi-Jew of Emeka-land developing 2 universities in the UK through his foundation grin

grin grin grin

You think say e easy to simultaneously develop Oxford and Cambridge

gringringrin

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Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:50pm On Mar 03, 2023
FriendsAndFans:


So David Hundenyi naa fake
Upon all the righteousness he has been claiming on Twitter and Nairaland.

This life sha cheesy
Naa wa ooo

How is David Hundeyin 'fake'

Are you sure you read the article and accompanying posts at all

Smh.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:48pm On Mar 03, 2023
Ishilove:
Redpill gone wrong grin

Not necessarily. Onyeka thrives on being deliberately controversial, uncouth and derogatory. Misogyny is just an ingredient in the broth. One wonders why Oxford didn't do due diligence, ala background checks before awarding him the position.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Dismissed From Oxford. Accused Of Being A Fake Professor. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:04pm On Mar 03, 2023
Soon as I saw the headline I knew it'd be Onyeka. I was surprised that he even got tenure there in the first place, what with his irremediably uncivilised behaviour and character unbecoming of an 'academician'.

Notoriety can only take you so far. I'm still happy for him though: not everyone can get to add a tenure at Oxford as part of their CV.

Kai but this is sad sha.
Politics / Re: APC Loses Senate, Reps Seats to SDP In Abdullahi Adamu's District by DanseMacabre(m): 8:34am On Feb 27, 2023
Dama Abdullahi Adamu na just paper tiger.
Politics / Re: Explosions Shatter Homes, Businesses Of Atiku’s Supporters In Rivers by DanseMacabre(m): 9:23am On Feb 24, 2023
Wicked Wike

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Romance / Re: by DanseMacabre(m): 6:17pm On Feb 19, 2023
Also for those saying they expected to see stronger drugs mentioned, it's obvious the OP still has a lot to say. After all, weed is a the gateway drug to almost every other drug.
Romance / Re: by DanseMacabre(m): 6:14pm On Feb 19, 2023
My brother, you went from saying you got admission into UNILAG, to saying that 'in my final year in unilag, cos it's a poly we use two years for national diploma...'

From saying that you didn't know the age you started smoking to saying you were eighteen plus...

I don't disbelieve you, so the only advice I have for you is to avoid drugs for maybe four hours before typing here if you're interested in writing a coherent piece.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai's Son Attacked As Banks Reject Old Notes In Kaduna (Pictures) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:43pm On Feb 18, 2023
MXrep:

Okay, but the overall message is understood. Kaduna people are angry because they collected old notes as directed by El Rufai but Bank refused to collect from them

Of course.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai's Son Attacked As Banks Reject Old Notes In Kaduna (Pictures) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:29pm On Feb 18, 2023
Google Translate still has a long way to go in terms of translating idiomatic expressions in our indigenous languages. For instance, OP, the expression 'ya tsallake rijiya da baya' has nothing do do with jumping, even though the direct translation means that El-Rufai's son 'jumped backwards over a well'.

What the expression means instead is that he had a very narrow escape, such as what an English speaker would term 'by the skin of his teeth.'

Just to clarify.

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Education / Re: BREAKING: Lagos State Gov Ordereds Closure Of Chrisland School by DanseMacabre(m): 3:38am On Feb 13, 2023
I thought her surname was Adeniran and not Adeyemi

What does it matter though The poor girl's dead and gone. All that's left is to hope that her death galvanises the powers that be into taking the appropriate measures to forestall a reoccurrence.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Bawa Must Go Protest Paralyses Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 3:14am On Feb 12, 2023
So as Bawa see this protest now him go Kuje Custodial Centre turn himsef in

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Celebrities / Re: AKA Last Posts On Social Media Before He Was Shot Dead In Durban Last Night(vid) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2023
highchief1:
simple and common wisdom.I’m so cunning that if I’m chilling in Abuja I’ll be posting Lagos. if I’m in Europe I’ll tell u I’m in Uk. Apart from my wife and my mom it’s impossible to know my location.Social media has killed a lot of ppl.90% of my friends and family members find it impossible to reach me.I no want wahala

Maybe US, you mean...

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Business / Re: How To Identify, Spot Fake Redesigned Naira Notes by DanseMacabre(m): 6:14am On Feb 11, 2023
So where the common man wan take see mercury bulb and all these other fakeness detecting paraphernalia

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Business / Re: Minister Of Agriculture, Desmond Elliot, Others At The Tingo Foods Facility Lau by DanseMacabre(m): 2:24pm On Feb 10, 2023
Hmmmm 'Tingo'... Shey this manchi no be eiye so

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Politics / Re: PMB Could Have Punished Wike, FFK, Fayose, Bishop Kukah, Others – Femi Adesina by DanseMacabre(m): 8:03pm On Dec 16, 2022
Hmmmm.

FFK must have just finished a heavy meal of probably hot amala and ewedu or gbegiri somewhere around State House, Abuja.


Dude must be a direct descendant of Esau SMH..

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Properties / Re: Delimma Of A Lagosian Looking For Accommodation... Advice by DanseMacabre(m): 7:01pm On Dec 16, 2022
'Dilemma.'

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