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Crime / Re: Popular Prophet Among One Chance Robbers Arrested In Lagos [PHOTOS] by DanseMacabre(m): 10:38pm On Aug 11, 2022
Whenever you see or hear the title 'Pastor', 'Bishop', 'Reverend', 'Sheik', 'Imam', 'Apostle' etc before a Nigerian's name, abobi run as far as your legs can take you from the person, then thank God for dodging a bullet.

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Crime / Re: [Update] Jealous Man Who Strangled Wife To Death In Suleja Commits Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 10:40pm On Aug 09, 2022
Poverty.
Romance / Re: I Am Devastated. My Kid Sis Who Went To Lagos To Work Has Given Birth by DanseMacabre(m): 9:03pm On Aug 09, 2022
She's your kid sis, but she's also 24 years old; a full-blown adult woman. Remember that.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Beauty Strips Phyna For Going Close To Groovy (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:09am On Aug 06, 2022
Obobs...soft porn.
Foreign Affairs / Re: London’s River Thames Shrinks As Extreme Heat, Looming Drought Dry Up Source by DanseMacabre(m): 8:31pm On Aug 05, 2022
Where's Pastor Righteousness when you need him

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Sports / Re: Birmingham 2022: Oborududu Wins Gold In Women's Wrestling Event by DanseMacabre(m): 7:54pm On Aug 05, 2022
HORLADY:
Nigeria will be great again


Was it ever great before
Business / Re: GTBank Website Hacked - Customers Cry Out by DanseMacabre(m): 8:28pm On Jul 31, 2022
Even to use common *737# dey hard normally for months now.


Naija don cast mtchew.
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Poet? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:47pm On Jun 12, 2022
Thomas Stearns Eliot.
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Poet? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:41pm On Jun 12, 2022
FalseProphet1:
Normal English: Mom I'm hungry.

Shakespeare: Let it be known to the womb that convinced me that my stomach consist of emptiness.

I've read so many of his books and I love his poetic command English language. He's the best so far.

This I have seen.

Conceived
Crime / Re: A Yahoo Boy’s Hell by DanseMacabre(m): 8:42pm On May 26, 2022
Zulu2022:
fool na today transaction ooh,on legit level as I de trade cryptocurrency as well..bring ur family mk I feed una

All these men wey dey post millions screenshot make una do give away now, abi how you see am my manchi

You go say you no dey help smellos now. Nawa o.
Travel / Re: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by DanseMacabre(m): 8:02pm On May 16, 2022
Hmmm

Me think say this news don first hit FP some days ago abi na old age
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Will Now Let You Add Up To 512 People To A Group (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:46pm On May 11, 2022
The more the merrier I guess.
Sports / Re: Done With Betting For Life by DanseMacabre(m): 7:23am On May 06, 2022
Omo...
Crime / Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by DanseMacabre(m): 12:34pm On May 03, 2022
Realmi:
why u no like make ur sons join cult....I just dey ask oo...because I know say some papa dey like make their sons carry on with their legacy...u for let them put body

But him talk say him sons na ITJ's. Meaning say them dey about to join.

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Education / Re: Which Is Correct Between these Two sentences by DanseMacabre(m): 10:54am On Apr 29, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:

You are too much.
I just highlighted that as well in my write up.
U really enter CLASS, no be rigmarole u do.
SMART MIND, ur moniker is noted.

I don't why people still make mistakes of applying "lose" & "loose" where necessary, despite ongoing campaigns against such literary malady.

Hahaha I just get eagle eye for such matters. It's crazy that no one could notice despite 'THIS' being written in all caps.

I greet you bro.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelensky Rejects U.S Evacuation Offer As Russian Assasins Parachute Into Kyiv by DanseMacabre(m): 10:50am On Apr 29, 2022
There's no point in willful martyrdom, cos this is what it's beginning to look like. He who runs lives to fight another day.

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Education / Re: Which Is Correct Between these Two sentences by DanseMacabre(m): 9:54am On Apr 29, 2022
Even your title should be 'these' and not 'this'.
Politics / Re: Flight Lt Elijah Karatu Dies In NAF Aircraft Crash In Kaduna (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:37pm On Apr 20, 2022
Hmmmm. Nigeria happened to them.
Politics / Re: ACP Emmanuel Idowu Asufi Slumps, Dies In Office (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:36pm On Apr 20, 2022
Heroicvic:


Thanks a lot
Hope you sha get the message
I'm from ebonyi not UK
Thanks once again

Of course bro. Have a great day.
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold & Fans Surprise Simi With Gifts And Composed Song On Her Birthday by DanseMacabre(m): 4:32pm On Apr 20, 2022
Hmmmm.

And some of these fans fit never chop belleful finish...

Simi age na 34 This is like the most honestest Nigerian songstress ever.

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Politics / Re: ACP Emmanuel Idowu Asufi Slumps, Dies In Office (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:31pm On Apr 20, 2022
Heroicvic:
Look at people blaming the cops upandan
But if he's our father or uncle everyone will keep mum

Everyone of us is damn corrupt and they're not exempted even the military officials
Remembered when I used these cops to achieve what I wanted which was illegal then and I was happy.. That it is how we are

People will complain that they're exhorting them lol, how the hell will you be driving without driving license and many other defaults and you'll complain if they collect #50 for that... Something you should be jailed for

Make everybody gettat abeg


Extorting...
Romance / Re: This Girl Lambasted My Guy And His Course Mates Because He Asked her out (pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:24pm On Apr 20, 2022
Nobody go beat you if you talk say na you the girl serve hot hot like this...hope you've learnt sha.

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Crime / Re: Damaris Mutua Muthee Murdered By Her Boyfriend In Kenya (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:26pm On Apr 20, 2022
NaijaCoverBlog:
SalemGists Why Do You Love Publishing Bad News, All The Time?


Lmao see the irony. Anybody publish bad news reash you
Romance / Re: How Another Girl Lured Me To Her Bed Last Night by DanseMacabre(m): 1:19pm On Apr 20, 2022
Lol.

Where's Hints magazine to hire all these imaginary sex writers when you need 'em

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NYSC / Re: Female Corps Member Dies From Gunshot Injuries (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:11pm On Apr 20, 2022
The country is just one gargantuan crime scene.
Crime / Re: Security Agencies Detain Reverend Father Timothy Ngwuta Since 2021 Without Trial by DanseMacabre(m): 9:13am On Apr 20, 2022
Hmmmmm.

Dave Umahi, another power-drunk short man with ego issues.

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Crime / Re: I Slept With My 10-Year-Old Daughter For Money Rituals — Ondo Father Confesses by DanseMacabre(m): 9:04am On Apr 20, 2022
Elders and vital stakeholders in all parts of the Southwest should as a matter of urgency convene townhall meetings where they can enlighten the youths about the inefficacy of ritual killings and practices, so as to stem the rising tide of ritual-related killings.

This is paramount to avoid the region devolving into one giant slaughterhouse with the passage of time.

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Crime / Re: New York Mum Stabbed 60 Times. Killer Sends Chilling Text To Her Husband by DanseMacabre(m): 8:40am On Apr 20, 2022
Halimaatz:
If it were in nigeria and it happens you were the guy in the news that maked a phone call to 911...

I am sorry, in the eyes of the police you are the murderer and you would rot in jail...nigeria police would not want to hear pheem!.

Made...

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Romance / Re: I Think I Would Have Been A Homosexual by DanseMacabre(m): 8:36am On Apr 20, 2022
Hmmmm

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