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So, where does the Oba of Benin rank in all this seniority talk

'Physician, heal thyself.'

It's also very important you enrol him in self-defense classes ala boxing or any other martial art. E get why.

I hope, with all sincerity and in the spirit of camaraderie, that there will be no skull-mining activities carried out here. Asé.

The average Nigerian is a pretty gullible individual. All huff and puff, bereft of substance save for ethno-religious bigotry.

Our politicians know this and that's why dem dey use us play ping-pong, Aruna Quadri style.

No be so

That doing drugs is literally the worst decision one can make in life.

Hmmmmm.

My brother I no even know wetin to tell you.

How did you contract the virus though

It's crazy that even a security operative would be denied life-saving first aid because of lack of 'police report'. In saer climes, even violent criminals' lives would be saved first and foremost, before any further investigation occurs.

Nigeria is definitely another planet's hellfire.

This is simply an empirical conclusion arrived at by an observation of this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/8466629/tiktoker-tsulange-sentenced-one-year-imprisonment/1#135982588

Now, while a lot of us (yours sincerely not an exception) are sometimes guilty of space-booking, as we rush to comment on 'hot' posts for the relevant likes and/or shares, after all, that's the fun on NL, some of us actually read the post.

On the indicated thread, it was clearly stated that the Tiktoker Tsullange Fagge (whose skits I find really hilarious btw) was sentenced to a one-year jail term with an option of an N80, 000 fine, as well as a N20, 000 additional fine to be paid to the Censors Board.

Yet, every single comment on the first page was totally oblivious of that information, as anybody with an average education can see.

It's quite appalling and scary at the same time. Just goes to show how low our educational standards have dwindled. Nawa ooooo.

Pictures of his corpse or adonbelievit.

Where are the pictures

Nigeria is one hell of a gargantuan, astronomical, inexhaustible and infinite crime scene.

The clown sha chop better beating. Mopols just use am dey transfer aggression/frustration.

What was the 🤡's plan though

Na only this kyn people suppose get the temerity to talk say 'money na water.'

omonwayaro:
What in the whole wide world is the meaning of BBL? I have seen a lot of write-ups about BBL and no one deems it necessary to enlighten people what it means

An ordinary Google search'd have helped out. Nevertheless, Brazilian Butt Lift.

RealLordZeus:
This one no follow... I'm not from a wealthy background.. but that habit of eating meat or fish first. I enjoy it like mad

Bear in mind that there is an exception for every strict rule.

People who are from poor backgrounds usually eat the meat last on their plates. No cap.

rinzaugustine:
Niger state is less than 1-2 years to Abuja Nigerian FCT, there is even a heart breaking video trending online since yesterday where more than 50 Nigerian soldiers were caught and their hands tied behind their backs probably waiting to be killed but they say that one is not their problem but Igbo

Hours, you mean, not days.

I don talk finish dem say I still need more characters. Toh.

Both sides of a coin. One makes hungry; the other thirsty.

brain54:
I have always thought same...

Infact, I have a phobia for old age. I can't remember what it's called now.

Not being strong enough to do those things one was capable of at a younger age etc.

I used to say I never wanted to live beyond 60. But I guess it's okay to live very old if one is in good health and strong enough to cope with it.

I saw a picture of Denzel Washington recently Still looking young and strong at over 70. Atiku, Trump and some other examples still look strong at over 80.

So it depends on our definition of old age because they are also examples of people who look unhealthy and are not dependent on care from others at 50 or 60 years.

So I guess it depends on health. If I am strong and capable of taking care of myself at over 100 then I don't mind old age.

But if not God should just take me at 50 if I wouldn't enjoy my peace in good health at an older age!

Gerontophobia.

This is just making a mountain of a molehill at this point. What happened in Rome should stay in Rome.

Hmmmmmm...she must be a descendant of Vlad the Inpaler aka Dracula.

Nawa. The world gets more unrecognisable by the day.

Well, they should be executed and their families apologised to too. After all, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

This is quite stale, innit

lexy2014:
what classes in secondary school offer 14 subjects?

JSS 1-3

Something doesn't ring quite true about this thread. Jakumo what do you make of this?

Hmmmmm. Great one.

Niger Delta and their funny names though...encountered quite a lot whilst serving there: Effort, Commissioner, Neverdie, America, Onitsha, Yola, etc.

Na only innocent civilians wey dem dey get muscle for. Zombies.