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Education / Re: SARS Officials Harass UNIBEN Students For Driving Range Rover (VIDEO) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:28am On Nov 22, 2021
Normal level
Celebrities / Re: Eucharia Anunobi Blasts Those Posting Account Details Online To Get Funds (video by DanseMacabre(m): 9:41pm On Nov 21, 2021
Why


In totally unrelated news, Eucharia is still quite fuckable. MILF on point.

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Sports / Re: Sergio Aguero Retires From Football Due To Heart Problems by DanseMacabre(m): 11:15am On Nov 21, 2021
AstroWorld:
Sad to hear this because he’s a great footballer but health is wealth and I’m pretty sure he has amazed lots of wealth for retirement.
You’re a legend, Aguero

CHECK MY SIGNATURE BIKO

Amassed bro.

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Business / Re: Data Breach By Loan Apps: FG To Protect Nigerians by DanseMacabre(m): 9:01am On Nov 16, 2021
grin


Honestly enough people go forgive Bubu if him do this one. But the government should be more concerned about the cutthroat interest rates and duration, cos that's the root cause of defaulting on repayment.

Many people blame Nigerians for taking loans at such rates after reading the terms. I guess such people have never been in dire straits before.


Next should be exorbitant cost of data.

But this one they're focusing on Sokoloan alone, when there are a plethora of other companies whose modus operandi is similar

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Crime / Re: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by DanseMacabre(m): 4:59pm On Nov 15, 2021
JayEntaur:
Hello everyone,

I actually stopped commenting on this thread at a point, because I wasn't comfortable with a number of things. But now, for posterity sake, I think I should say something.

Initially I thought to give the convict - Powerhouse5050 the benefit of the doubt, against my better judgment. Though I felt there was no way he could be innocent and then be given that kind of sentence, but as a scientist you learn to give that 0.001% for human errors.

At no point did I get to read the court transcript . I only saw the snippets posted here. I reached out to 1stGenAmerican to share her's with me, so as to enable me get the true picture and not rely on the snippets posted here by Bah. However, she didn't reply my message. But she stated on this thread that her reasons for not replying her messages was because the email linked to her NL account was a very important one, so she couldn't reply messages except she could change the email. This I totally understood. I could have reached out to Powerhouse5050 and Chatinent for the transcript, but I didn't want to communicate with either of them.

This brings me to another point. I stopped commenting on this thread for 2 major reasons:
First was that Chatinent tried to shame GeorgeChidi (with an autobiographical, satirical piece) for having a dissenting view. That he couldn't even figure out that George wrote that himself, and only backtracked after being called out by I and DanseMacabre showed that if he couldn't get something so obvious, couldn't see the forest for the trees, [b]how could he then confidently say he went through the transcript, understood all he read and that Bah was innocent? [/b]
Second reason was that Powerhouse5050 tried sending me a DM (which I wasn't at all comfortable with, for reasons I'll explain below) , and of course since we don't follow each other here, I would have to accept the message request before he can contact me. Thank God for the NL feature that won't allow anyone get access to your mailbox willy nilly, I never accepted the message request and so he couldn't communicate with me.
Why did I do this? I know there's no prison that would allow an inmate possess a mobile phone. So since Bah has one or access to one, he's breaking the law again and corresponding with him makes one an accomplice - Chatinent take note of this part, because I said this majorly for you . You know he's in prison, you know he's not supposed to have a phone, and you've been exchanging messages with him. Are you aware of the saying that ignorance isn't an excuse under the law? You have to up your critical thinking skills.

In conclusion, yes nobody is perfect but that doesn't justify crimes, let alone one as heinous as this. So, let's stop taking that saying out of context! How can you even rape an adult against her will, let alone a CHILD - 13 year old?! Powerhouse5050, that was very despicable of you and this your unremorseful, unrepentant, dubious, 'smart' mentality is what the Judge saw that made his Lordship throw the book at you. You've done the crime, now do the time. Admit your guilt, apologise to your victim, ditch the phone. Find God and find peace. I will continue to pray for you.

Cc
1stGenAmerican
GeorgeChidi
Powerhouse5050
Chatinent


That was when I began to doubt chatinent's professionalism as well. Anyone with lucid enough thinking should have understood the evident self-deprecation in GeorgeChidi's description. To worsen it, he also posted that ostensibly to cast aspersions on GeorgeChidi's person. I was honestly disappointed to say the least.

This thread is full of lessons, the main one being never to take anyone at face value.

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Business / Re: Mayowa Olukehinde Of Breach Menders Unreachable After Collecting ₦50 Million by DanseMacabre(m): 9:18am On Nov 14, 2021
Hmmm.


The point is that Nigerians are the most gullible set of people on earth.



If you wan hoodwink dem patapata just add 'Pastor Reverend Doctor Bishop Imam Sheikh Deacon Apostle' to your name; na dem go dey chase you with their money follow.

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Health / Re: Nurse Shares Encounter With Patient That Needles Couldn't Penetrate His Skin by DanseMacabre(m): 6:45pm On Nov 12, 2021
airminem:
grin It's impenetrable not 'impregnable'

You're quite correct, but in the context, I should be too. wink
Crime / Re: Tordue Salem: I Thought He Was An Armed Robber - Taxi Driver Who Hit Him by DanseMacabre(m): 2:05pm On Nov 12, 2021
Lol.

Make anybody wey get police connect tell dem say dem need to upgrade their scriptwriters.

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Politics / Re: Tordue Salem: Man Confesses To Killing Vanguard Reporter In Hit-and-run Incident by DanseMacabre(m): 1:54pm On Nov 12, 2021
What's with all the cooked up stories police dey dish out these two days


First dem say na one random 'consortium' invade Justice Odili house; now dem say na Unknown Car Man na im kill Tordue.


No be see dem don see Nigerian masses finish so

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Health / Re: Nurse Shares Encounter With Patient That Needles Couldn't Penetrate His Skin by DanseMacabre(m): 11:26am On Nov 12, 2021
Hmmmm.

Selina tested.


Na so 'common' malaria go take kill person wey dey impregnable to metal objects. Who MY epp

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Crime / Re: Suspected Bike Thief Caught In My Area In Ibadan Beaten To Pulp (Pictures) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:36pm On Nov 08, 2021
Omo una revert this manci to homo sapiens levels o.

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Crime / Re: 25-Year-Old Man Kills 50-Year-Old Rival He Caught In His Lover’s Room In Ogun by DanseMacabre(m): 1:27am On Oct 18, 2021
Thank God say during our days of kwanan gida this kind lover no jamb us for their babe room.

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Crime / Re: Suspect Armed Robbers Allegedly Kill University Of Ibadan Final Year Student by DanseMacabre(m): 12:51am On Oct 18, 2021
falcon01:
How was he added recently just to say that?

Na the dead guy phone wey dem thief wey the thief dem dey use him WhatsApp post for the group chat na.

You no read am ne
Crime / Re: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by DanseMacabre(m): 6:45am On Oct 14, 2021
JayEntaur:


Wow! You really weren't able to tell that this was a self-deprecating, humorous post by GeorgeChidi himself? Like it's so obvious he works there and wrote the post himself nau. Now I see people name-calling him based on your post. Funny stuff.

What you all have to realise is that this is even what Mr Bah needs right now. People who will discredit and poke holes in his defence, or is he going to give koolaid to the appellate court folks to drink? If his evidence can't stand the scrutiny of non-professionals, is it at the appellate court it'll stand?!

At this point, I'm done making any contributions to this topic. Powerhouse5050, all the best of luck in your appeal. May the Good Lord vindicate you, IF you're truly innocent. Praying for you, either way.


Omo tells you the intellectual capacity of most posters here. It's always best to watch from the sidelines.

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Crime / Re: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by DanseMacabre(m): 6:43am On Oct 14, 2021
BKsoul:
Go back and read his reply to bah.... Then you read chatin..ent reply to him.... If its not funny to you, definitely , your problem is bigger than Nigeria as a whole...

I'm surprised you didn't see the humour in that. That's a self-denigrating but humourous autobiographical blurb written by George Chidi himself.

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Education / Re: Kwara School Flogging: Muslim Students Deserved Punishment – MURIC by DanseMacabre(m): 10:01am On Oct 11, 2021
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Rollas: I Don’t Know Why Chiwetalu Agu Put On Biafra Regalia by DanseMacabre(m): 5:47am On Oct 08, 2021
engrchykae:
Says someone who have been made to be scared of his or her right.

Bro it's simple. Since you're not scared of your right, wear this same regalia and walk about in any state in the southeast, preferably close to a military formation. Na here we go still read your story.

Na only online una dey always get mouth.

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Celebrities / Re: Emeka Rollas: I Don’t Know Why Chiwetalu Agu Put On Biafra Regalia by DanseMacabre(m): 5:14am On Oct 08, 2021
Hmmmm.

Tbh, I don't know why he went overt with it too. Something like Abaribe's 'dot', or a generic image of a half-yellow sun would have sufficed.


Wearing the full Biafran regalia in such troubled times was really a gaffe by the senior man, except if of course this reaction from the army is what he was looking to achieve, as we have turned into a species whose sole raison d'etre is clout-chasing.

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Politics / Re: Ozekhome: Buhari Has Killed Nigeria by DanseMacabre(m): 7:39am On Oct 03, 2021
Which kyn talk be this

See what is making the headlines. So if I stand up tomorrow and say "the sky is blue" it will make headlines.

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Sports / Re: Conor Mcgregor & Machine Gun Kelly Fight At MTV Music Video Awards (Pix, Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:49pm On Sep 14, 2021
aluyapreston:


Bury Eminem. Bro Do you Know that MGK is no longer a rapper anymore and he is now into Rock music.

Eminem buried him in Killshot. Rap Devil was a surface rap while Killshot intelligently and scathingly attacked MGK, P Diddy, Iggy Azaela and everything related with MGK. Eminem told him that one call to interscope and he will make him swayze. Swayze actually is a movie in which the main character disappeared from existence as a ghost. You know what, Eminem went on to fulfill his promise. MGK rap career ended. He later stated that the diss was bad business for him. He is now into rock

Eminem is not who to pick and at 49 he is really still good
He buried Ja rule career, buried MGK, Buried Nick Cannon (was that guy even a rapper) and gave the world 5O cent, Kendrick Lamar, Jon Bellion and lots more.

however to be honest, Eminem is done for now. he should retire. at least he tried. it is because of him the word "Stan" is now in the English dictionary courtsey of his song Stan 2000.

He also hols the record for the fastest, second Fastest, and third fastest rap in history; Godzilla, Majesty and Rap God respectively.

Patrick Swayze is the name of the actor, not the movie.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Armed Police Arrest Afghan Special Forces Commando At Manchester Hotel. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:58am On Sep 11, 2021
Damn.

This is just the beginning.


When the inevitable fallout from this Afghanistan begins, the terrorism of the early Y2Ks go be play.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Speaks On His Divorce: My Family Is Currently Enjoying Peace by DanseMacabre(m): 4:10pm On Aug 29, 2021
Kai.

How does the peace the Okoye family is enjoying contribute positively to bandits stopping the ongoing ethnic cleansing in the North, the agitation for secession in the West and East, and reposition Nigeria from mediocrity, nepotism and neocolonialism

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Crime / Re: 5 Suspected Kidnappers Burnt To Death In Edo (Graphic Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:19am On Jul 19, 2021
Where pictures of the charred bodies

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Crime / Re: Five Suspected Kidnappers Burnt To Death By Angry Youths In Edo (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:07am On Jul 19, 2021
If they are guilty then so be it.
Politics / Re: Governor Ugwuanyi Inspects Site Of Enugu's Biggest Housing Project by DanseMacabre(m): 5:44am On Jul 18, 2021
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Politics / Re: We Won’t Stop Reporting Terrorist Attacks, Media Chiefs Tells NBC by DanseMacabre(m): 6:41am On Jul 17, 2021
Why should the media stop such reportage


That's like putting plaster on a bullet wound.

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Romance / Re: 'My Boyfriend Doesn’t Wash/wipe His Ass Properly.' (Pictures) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:46pm On Jul 13, 2021
Where the pictures
Crime / Re: Decayed Foreign Currencies Recovered At Customs Officer’s House In Kano(photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:04pm On Jul 04, 2021
Welcome to Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pentagon Releases UFO Report ( Pix) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:26pm On Jun 26, 2021
Extraterrestrial intelligence.
Crime / Re: Emmanuel Friday Udofah Wanted For Raping A Minor In Calabar (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:04pm On Jun 03, 2021
Nawa o. It must be the shape of his head.

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