lexy2014:


what classes in secondary school offer 14 subjects?

JSS 1-3

Something doesn't ring quite true about this thread. Jakumo what do you make of this?

Hmmmmm. Great one.

Niger Delta and their funny names though...encountered quite a lot whilst serving there: Effort, Commissioner, Neverdie, America, Onitsha, Yola, etc.

Na only innocent civilians wey dem dey get muscle for. Zombies.

Little wonder an average Northern Muslim go tell you say dem dey practice Islam pass the Saudis.

Northern Nigeria still dey 16th century Islamic calendar normally.

Hmmmmm.

You're not a sharp man.

Collect your own quota face front.

Not learning yahoo yahoo while I had a chance. Now I've been stuck on this 9-5 earning peanuts and living poorer than a churchrat.

Owomida boys at it again.

Hmmm.
The same way Boko Haram insurgents have been successfully rehabilitated into 'bandits' abi

Who will rehabilitate the polithievecians looting trillions of naira from our commonwealth

We never ready.

Hmmmm.

If my late grandma was still breathing e sure me die say she go dey among these 'virgins'.

The Nigeria Police Force is the apex crime organisation in the country.

Hmmmm.

Priscilla Chan is Mark Zuckerburg's wife
but Beyonce is Beyonce.

Hmmmm.

This is nine years after o. The internet, like an aggrieved elephant Fulani man, never forgets.

That bastard should serve time and hope he drops the soap in prison.

SeeWahala:
A thespian and model is who you're calling gay just because he posed for the front of a magazine and with a woman oh not even a man like him

😆 Hahahaha una hatred for him papa go drive una mad one day soon. Ask yourself what is the picture of a woman doing ontop a supposed gay magazine?

@bolded: I don't understand. Aren't women gay too

We seem to be heading for that inevitable breaking point at the speed of light. Something's gonna give, sooner or later.

Promismike:
2011 when I finished my NYSE. A pastor duped me of my 180k.

The truth is their are real pastors even as the fake ones are many.

Please what does the bolded mean

Hmmmm.

Billiom or Billion

Electricity tarriffs go quadrupule be that.

JASONjnr:



Dude, I am from Niger delta.... I live amongst militants and I am telling you what you have no knowledge of.


I have been to illegal bunkeries and I know how the mine raw crudes....

Is crude oil the only commodity being mined illegally in Nigeria Is crude even 'mined'

Is dynamite/TNT used in 'mining' petroleum

Sometimes it's better to listen and learn.

Age ain't nuthin' but a number.

My friend say make you post throwback of Ned Nwoko and Regina Daniels him wan check something...

In a haste to ignite tribal banter, see the incoherent shiit you posted.

If you were a cartoon character you'd def be Homer Simpson.

Hmmmm.

Live long enough and your idols become villains. Over the past few years Daddy Adeboye don dey cast normal normal. I have up finally when he tweeted "Nigeria will be great again" not too long ago.

Mtchew. Nothing's gonna happen. They'll only be cautioned and redeployed elsewhere to continue wreaking havoc. Sorrow, tears and blood their regular trademark.

englishmart:
Does the nuance matter here?

It actually doesn't bro, but it's a bit ingenuous to throw your alleged 'friend' under the bus without his guilt being fully established. I'm just suggesting that you give him the benefit of doubt, cos if he ends up being innocent of the allegations, then your post might come back to bit you in the ass.

Udo.

I no understand, so na uglee girls you wan dey watch for porn Who for dey patronise am

But everything you know seems to barely scratch the surface bro. I also sense a bit of animus against the fellow. I'd advise you keep mum pending the outcome of the investigation.

Hmmmm...

I stopped reading soon as I saw 'I took 100% responsibility for the bills...'

It seems you're a simpleton.

Damn petite chicks are a speck and that's on period!

MyMouth:

You guys keep saying this nonsense! The supreme Court would have ruled in favor of the Apc in the 2 states and nothing would have happened. Protest for fews days and that is all. See Nasarawa now, if PDP had won, you guys would come here to say they would have been anarchy if they supreme Court had ruled otherwise. Now, what happened in Nasarawa, jus protest that had already been taken cared of by the security agencies. Abeg make una give it to the president for sit-down look on this one.

Bro, if say you dey Kano, you for understand wetin I dey talk. Anyhow, na conjecture both of us still dey conjecture because na till e happen you go know.

These guys are clowns. They appear not to notice that the prevailing security situation especially in Plateau and Kano, was what forced the hand of the Presidency. I daresay Kano and Plateau states would have been in anarchy if the apex court had ruled in favour of the ruling party because the tension on ground was palpable.

Still, Tinubu is comparatively better because Buhari would have interfered regardless of the outcome.