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BusinessRe: Video Of Abdulsamad Rabiu And Femi Otedola On Rabiu's Yacht by DanseMacabre(m): 12:36pm On Jun 19
iamrealdeji:
Do they not feel cold? I prefer being in a luxury home.
Rabiu,just don't forget to observe your salat 5 times daily even in your yacht. Yacht can never match the pleasure of living in a luxury home. Proximity to mosque 5 times a day and proximity to shopping at the mall, proximity to different spots. Yacht is too expensive to maintain and it's not worth it. Only useful for those that rent it out. Living at a home and travelling to places is much better. Yacht is just a mobile home,nothing special
I assume you're saying this from the comfort of your luxury homehuh Clowns everywhere.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 21 Assists In A Season, Bruno Fernandes Sets New EPL Record by DanseMacabre(m): 4:17pm On May 25
HelenaWills:
Imagine this kind of record in a team yet to hit their best.
Imagine Bruno in City or Arsenal.
Lethargic.
Not a Man U fan but I love Bruno to bits.
@emboldened: You probably meant lethal?
FamilyRe: Mother Of Quintuplets Dies Hours After Delivery In Kano by DanseMacabre(m): 7:17am On Mar 27
Her NINTH childbirthhuh

Wow, the woman deserve posthumous award.
PoliticsRe: Gun Attack On ADC Leaders In Edo - Vanguard Editorial by DanseMacabre(m): 7:45am On Mar 04
Sagacity10:
Nigeria politics is just unfortunate that we play it very dirty. Because how Person wey no fit Call full meaning of GCFR is a governor. Person wey suppose dey do farming for one rural village.
But it's what it is .
If you say him no fit call the full meaning you dey help am sef. Him no fit pronounce the abbreviation itself, the way him been no fit pronounce the figures wey dey for him own state budget.
SportsRe: Osimhen has an attitude problem. - Italian journalist Alvino by DanseMacabre(m): 6:09am On Jan 06
To be honest, I was rather disappointed by Osimhen's behaviour. Yes, there were times when Lookman should have passed the ball to him, but we were already 3-0 up and still dominating the game, so I didn't see any need for the animus he displayed.

He has to work on changing his attitude. His main character syndrome is too much abeg.
PoliticsRe: Sokoto Strike Has Exposed Complicit Of Fulani Leaders In Terrorism And Banditry. by DanseMacabre(m): 6:11am On Dec 28, 2025
Brother, a word of advise: no use this brain cross road o. E fit fail you.
PoliticsRe: ISIS Hideouts In Sokoto Were Bombed Using Tom Hawk Missiles From US Warship by DanseMacabre(m): 12:27pm On Dec 26, 2025
Jakumo:
Forest canopies cannot hide terrorists because drones have thermal cameras that pick up body heat. Also forest trees and leaves cannot stop a cruise missile or drone-launched missile from destroying its target completely, leaving twisted metal and chunks of human meat scattered about.
I was being tongue-in-cheek by simply echoing the sentiments of the immediate-past Minister of Defence, Oga Jakumo.
PoliticsRe: ISIS Hideouts In Sokoto Were Bombed Using Tom Hawk Missiles From US Warship by DanseMacabre(m): 10:09am On Dec 26, 2025
Well, I hope the missiles penetrate the forests because the vegetation is too dense that it might be impenetrable by bombs.
PoliticsRe: Trump’s Airstrikes: Halt Military Cooperation With US Immediately – Sheikh Gumi by DanseMacabre(m): 7:43am On Dec 26, 2025
It totally beats my understanding as to why this terrorist sympathiser is still a free man. The bastard was deported from Saudi Arabia because of his extremist ideologies and links with extremists, but he is a saint to some northerners.

The fact that he's in Turkey no big deal. They can still do an Nnamdi Kanu on him and repatriate him to answer for his crimes.
RomanceRe: ****** by DanseMacabre(m): 8:24pm On Dec 25, 2025
I don't know who he is but may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace. Amin.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu, Wife , Ben Murray-Bruce, Pay Visit To Baba Ijebu In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 8:21pm On Dec 25, 2025
Is it that the others are quite short or that Ben Murray-Bruce is quite tallhuh
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Properties Across Nigeria Worth ₦212Bn Linked To Abubakar Malami by DanseMacabre(m): 4:31am On Dec 25, 2025
Just one man. What of that of Hadi Sirikahuh Tunde Sabiuhuh If this isn't a mental illness, I don't know what it is. May eternal torture be Buhari's portion down there.
RomanceRe: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by DanseMacabre(m): 4:43pm On Dec 24, 2025
The next lamba will be that she slipped on a banana peel and landed on his diick.
PoliticsRe: Why Do Northerners Treat Arabs Like Masters? by DanseMacabre(m): 4:42pm On Dec 24, 2025
Well, a lot of Northern Nigerian Muslims believe that the sole reason of their existence is to worship Allah. 'Allah' came from the Arabs, so that explains that.

However, apart from the religious aspect, the servile nature to Caucasians (and other groups of foreigners) is ingrained in us by centuries of the Slave Trade and colonialism and the effects still linger on. Aren't our leaders puppets of the West or any other bloc that gives them 'aid'huh
TV/MoviesRe: Which Nollywood Actor Plays The Role Of A King Best? by DanseMacabre(m): 4:33pm On Dec 24, 2025
Funny, it's not even Pete Edochie. Although it's a personal opinion, I feel Olu Jacobs does it best.

Of course Eze Nnunu (Larry) has Honourable mention.
CrimeRe: Top 10 States With The Highest Cases Of Cultism In Nigeria (ranked 10 → 1 With D by DanseMacabre(m): 4:07am On Dec 24, 2025
The gradual proliferation of these same gangs into the FCT makes it clear that Abuja is also a rising hotbed of cultism, especially in the suburbs and satellite towns.
BusinessRe: Can A Keke Rider Make This Kind Of Money Daily? by DanseMacabre(m): 4:02am On Dec 24, 2025
budaatum:
On average, I very much doubt it, not after expenses like petrol, tyres, brake pads, repairs, etc., and health, theft, and accidents, which can put one out for weeks and even total the second hand keke, and therefore zero income.

But I must confess my absolute and complete ignorance here, and am only responding in appreciation of the mind and thoughtfulness that has made you ask, and which I find to be very commendable indeed.

I hope more knowledgeable people provide better answers so I too may learn.
You forgot to mention police and agbero.
CrimeRe: Two Rival Tribes In Papua New Guinea Clashed On Streets, Using Bow And Arrow by DanseMacabre(m): 4:00am On Dec 24, 2025
Hmmmmm. Traditional orthodox opps.
CrimeRe: Anambra Commissioner Breaks Silence Over ‘shrine-like’ Xmas Decoration In Awka by DanseMacabre(m): 3:58am On Dec 24, 2025
This is a perfect exemplification of misplaced priorities.

All of them: the person wey erect am o, the people wey no happy with am o, the commissioner wey dismantle am o, all them head no correct.
PoliticsRe: 2026 Budget: Tinubu Presents Historic ₦58 Trillion To National Assembly by DanseMacabre(m): 9:21pm On Dec 19, 2025
Obobs!!! Na to sell Nigeria just share one one million for all of us. Although with the debts incurred from Buhari's tenure till now, e sure me die say every Nigerian dey owe China, IMF and co about one point seven million naira each.
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad Dismisses Claims Nnamdi Kanu Converted Two Wardens In Sokoto by DanseMacabre(m): 6:20am On Nov 30, 2025
mascot87:
That's how they behave. They will cook a propaganda they sell to there gullible supporters and guess what? Those dumb supporters will swallow it and will make themselves happy with the fake propaganda by sharing it amongst themselves and keep rejoicing on illusions
PoliticsRe: Everyone To Blame For Nigeria’s Insecurity – Mahdi Shehu by DanseMacabre(m): 3:48pm On Nov 24, 2025
Nonsense. Which of these aforementioned crimes constitutes a clear and present danger to the lives of law-abiding Nigerians other than banditry and violent religious extremism whose major perpetrators are Muslims of Northern extraction in tandem with Fulani/Berber Muslims from the Sahel and Sub-Saharan Africahuh
EducationRe: Insecurity: Plateau Government orders closure of all schools till further notice by DanseMacabre(m): 7:19pm On Nov 21, 2025
Nigeria is now officially a failed state.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap Pupils From A School In Rukubi, Nasarawa by DanseMacabre(m): 3:00pm On Nov 21, 2025
Obobs! Na open season for kidnapping be this o.
FamilyRe: DIPF Wraps 6th AGM, Gifts Wives N500 Million (Pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:45pm On Nov 06, 2025
essentialone:
Why do people always want to belong to one group or the other? Stay your house alone. What is all these? Some people will join more than 100 different clubs and associations. Una no dey tire?
Man is a social animal by nature.
EducationRe: What Did You Hear About National Teachers' Institute (N.T.I)? by DanseMacabre(m): 3:28pm On Oct 30, 2025
Love800:
Is this the the same with that normal teacher training certificate. I have forgotten the name they usually call it.
Asin after graduating from college of education, they will recommend that you go get licence as a qualified teacher. What's the name again?
Are you referring to TRCNhuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Graça Machel: First Lady In 2 Countries by DanseMacabre(m): 2:48pm On Oct 23, 2025
Kalulu44:
Pls Op enlighten us more on this story.
Mandela became president of South Africa in 1994 and served only one term which ends in 1998. And the report says he marries this woman in same 1998, so when did she became the first lady of South Africa when Winnie Mandela was already there. And if Winnie wasn't there. She married Mandela from 1998 till 2013. When was she the first lady?
A more proper phrasing should have been that she's the only known woman to be married to two presidents of different countries.
Foreign AffairsRe: Graça Machel: First Lady In 2 Countries by DanseMacabre(m): 2:41pm On Oct 23, 2025
DiamondsAreFore:
Didn't the same Mandela choose Winnie Mandela? And wasn't she cheating on him with numerous young men while he was incarcerated by the apartheid government?
So in essence Mandela was a simphuh
PoliticsRe: Officers Shot Dead Inside Kaduna Police Station by DanseMacabre(m): 7:23pm On Oct 18, 2025
APCNig:
Just as Goatluck Jonathan negotiated with Niger Delta militants and awarded billions of Naira of contracts to them to stop vandalism. And now one of the militants leaders just donated 10 billion Naira to Delta State government
It's not surprising that a pay-per-post otinkpu like you is unaware that it was Jonathan's predecessor, Yar' Adua, who introduced amnesty for the ND militants.
RomanceRe: Found Out His Girlfriend Begs Men For Money — Should He Walk Away? by DanseMacabre(m): 2:38am On Oct 18, 2025
As a sharp man he should just be collecting his due percentage. When life shows you pepper, cook pepper soup.
TravelRe: DID YOU KNOW? Nigeria Is Experiencing About 30% Drop In Airfares by DanseMacabre(m): 2:36am On Oct 18, 2025
How does this affect the price of cooking gas and basic essentials for the common manhuh

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