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Crime / Re: EFCC To Rehabilitate Convicted ‘Yahoo Boys’ – Chairman by DanseMacabre(m): 8:04am On Mar 23
Hmmm.
The same way Boko Haram insurgents have been successfully rehabilitated into 'bandits' abi

Who will rehabilitate the polithievecians looting trillions of naira from our commonwealth

We never ready.

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Food / Re: Cook-a-thon: Benue Chef Naira Victor Gets Support From Gov Alia, Four Virgins by DanseMacabre(m): 7:12pm On Mar 02
Hmmmm.

If my late grandma was still breathing e sure me die say she go dey among these 'virgins'.

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Crime / Re: I Was Arrested And Locked Up In Cell By The Police In Lagos For Nothing!!! by DanseMacabre(m): 2:53am On Feb 24
The Nigeria Police Force is the apex crime organisation in the country.

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Romance / Re: Pictorial Difference Between The Wife Of A White Billionaire Vs That Of A Black. by DanseMacabre(m): 4:20pm On Feb 17
Hmmmm.

Priscilla Chan is Mark Zuckerburg's wife
but Beyonce is Beyonce.

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Crime / Re: Professor and Dean Law Faculty Rapes A Final Yr Student In Calabar by DanseMacabre(m): 11:24pm On Feb 13
Hmmmm.

This is nine years after o. The internet, like an aggrieved elephant Fulani man, never forgets.

That bastard should serve time and hope he drops the soap in prison.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Son, Oseloka Obi, Featured In UK Gay Magazine by DanseMacabre(m): 6:31am On Jan 26
SeeWahala:
A thespian and model is who you're calling gay just because he posed for the front of a magazine and with a woman oh not even a man like him grin

😆 Hahahaha una hatred for him papa go drive una mad one day soon. Ask yourself what is the picture of a woman doing ontop a supposed gay magazine?

@bolded: I don't understand. Aren't women gay too

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Politics / Re: Naira Over N1400 To Dollar, Nigeria’s Economy On Brink Of Total Collapse by DanseMacabre(m): 6:20am On Jan 26
We seem to be heading for that inevitable breaking point at the speed of light. Something's gonna give, sooner or later.
Crime / Re: Prosper Beyond Moore Defrauds Nigerian-Americans Of $1.4 Million In The US by DanseMacabre(m): 9:33am On Jan 25
Promismike:
2011 when I finished my NYSE. A pastor duped me of my 180k.

The truth is their are real pastors even as the fake ones are many.

Please what does the bolded mean
Politics / Re: FG To Sell Five Power Plants For $1 Billiom by DanseMacabre(m): 3:15pm On Jan 24
Hmmmm.

Billiom or Billion

Electricity tarriffs go quadrupule be that. shocked

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Politics / Re: Trending Video Of A Pastor That Prophesied About The Recent Bomblast In Ibadan by DanseMacabre(m): 9:00am On Jan 21
JASONjnr:



Dude, I am from Niger delta.... I live amongst militants and I am telling you what you have no knowledge of.


I have been to illegal bunkeries and I know how the mine raw crudes....

Is crude oil the only commodity being mined illegally in Nigeria Is crude even 'mined'

Is dynamite/TNT used in 'mining' petroleum

Sometimes it's better to listen and learn.

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Romance / Re: Picture Of 14 Year Old Shakira And 4 Year Old Pique In 1991. by DanseMacabre(m): 8:05am On Jan 21
Age ain't nuthin' but a number.

My friend say make you post throwback of Ned Nwoko and Regina Daniels him wan check something...

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Crime / Re: Lsmail Saliu Killed his Teenage brother In KWARA State by DanseMacabre(m): 8:03am On Jan 21
In a haste to ignite tribal banter, see the incoherent shiit you posted.
Romance / Re: I Did Video Call With A Crush On Net Year Eve. This Is What I Saw by DanseMacabre(m): 7:59am On Jan 21
If you were a cartoon character you'd def be Homer Simpson.

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Religion / Re: "Your Colleagues Will Come To You For Food" - Adeboye's Prophecy Sparks Outrage by DanseMacabre(m): 7:54am On Jan 21
Hmmmm.

Live long enough and your idols become villains. Over the past few years Daddy Adeboye don dey cast normal normal. I have up finally when he tweeted "Nigeria will be great again" not too long ago.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Arrest Two ASPs For Kidnapping, Impersonation And Extortion by DanseMacabre(m): 7:47am On Jan 21
Mtchew. Nothing's gonna happen. They'll only be cautioned and redeployed elsewhere to continue wreaking havoc. Sorrow, tears and blood their regular trademark.
Politics / Re: Everything I Know About Chinaza Philip, The Alleged Notorious Abuja Kidnapper by DanseMacabre(m): 8:04pm On Jan 20
englishmart:
Does the nuance matter here?

It actually doesn't bro, but it's a bit ingenuous to throw your alleged 'friend' under the bus without his guilt being fully established. I'm just suggesting that you give him the benefit of doubt, cos if he ends up being innocent of the allegations, then your post might come back to bit you in the ass.

Udo.

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Romance / Re: How Person Go Fine Like This Con Dey Act Porn? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:22am On Jan 20
I no understand, so na uglee girls you wan dey watch for porn Who for dey patronise am

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Politics / Re: Everything I Know About Chinaza Philip, The Alleged Notorious Abuja Kidnapper by DanseMacabre(m): 11:18am On Jan 20
But everything you know seems to barely scratch the surface bro. I also sense a bit of animus against the fellow. I'd advise you keep mum pending the outcome of the investigation.

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Romance / Re: My Ex Girl Friend Sent Me Note Of Suicidal Threats by DanseMacabre(m): 8:11am On Jan 20
Hmmmm...

I stopped reading soon as I saw 'I took 100% responsibility for the bills...'

It seems you're a simpleton.
Romance / Re: Elon Musk Has Turned X (formerly Twitter) To A Porn Square (photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:03am On Jan 20
Damn petite chicks are a speck and that's on period! embarassed
Politics / Re: Mutfwang Hails Tinubu For Resisting Pressure To Influence Court Verdict On Jos by DanseMacabre(m): 7:53am On Jan 20
MyMouth:

You guys keep saying this nonsense! The supreme Court would have ruled in favor of the Apc in the 2 states and nothing would have happened. Protest for fews days and that is all. See Nasarawa now, if PDP had won, you guys would come here to say they would have been anarchy if they supreme Court had ruled otherwise. Now, what happened in Nasarawa, jus protest that had already been taken cared of by the security agencies. Abeg make una give it to the president for sit-down look on this one.

Bro, if say you dey Kano, you for understand wetin I dey talk. Anyhow, na conjecture both of us still dey conjecture because na till e happen you go know.
Politics / Re: Mutfwang Hails Tinubu For Resisting Pressure To Influence Court Verdict On Jos by DanseMacabre(m): 6:21am On Jan 20
These guys are clowns. They appear not to notice that the prevailing security situation especially in Plateau and Kano, was what forced the hand of the Presidency. I daresay Kano and Plateau states would have been in anarchy if the apex court had ruled in favour of the ruling party because the tension on ground was palpable.

Still, Tinubu is comparatively better because Buhari would have interfered regardless of the outcome.

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Romance / Re: Guy Do You Enjoy Sucking Boobs by DanseMacabre(m): 6:13am On Jan 20
CaveAdullam:
When I say 'I love you" I'm referring to her boobs, not her.

Curvy-shaped boobs, gently folded within the arms of the brassier parted by a hollow body of flesh that is now her chest spikes my libido.

When my eyes pierce through her clothes, what I see is God's graciousness.

They dance for joy and my smile is to take them with the soft flesh of my palms. To unleash them, to free them from that mask called a bra, and breathe fresh air, of life from my nostrils and guts.

At the onset of romance, I make sure my hands secure them and ensure their protection. The nipples respond safely by standing erect.

The militaristic mission of my fingers to where the breasts are being held hostage is where I will go a thousand times and more.

They love the affection of my forefinger and thumb in action. The nipples know this. The areola wants my tongue to circle it. The soft round orange breasts are happy to welcome their king.

My mouth on the left breast sends purified wind into her carefully sculpted and tiny holes and my right palm tells the right breast that she's safe.

Left and right breasts desire my delicate palms and my mouth. They want the touch of love and the kisses of god.

And I never fail to ensure they are satisfied because their mother moans as she squeezes my bedsheets, finding an anchor at the surface of the mattress. Protruding her whole thoracic structure for more action, more kisses, more sucking of her two-daughter breasts.

I can see their worries when I'm about to leave them. But as a man, I got other militaristic missions.

I do promise them I will return as I carefully ensure their protection when sending them back to wear their bra mask.

"Breast is life".

Omo na entire dissertation you drop for the matter! grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Giannis Antetokounmpo Unveils Igbo Learning Centre For Kids In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 4:27am On Jan 20
Konquest:

It's NOT a Greek pronunciation.

Even the Greeks who were interviewed in the media don't know the literal meaning of Antetokoumpo because it's NOT a Hellenic or Greek name. Giannis had to tell them that it means "From across the sea" which literally has the same meaning for the name Adetokunbo which means "A crown brought from across the ocean (or sea)" in the Yoruba language.

That corrupted name "Antetokoumpo" was a so-called misspelling in the documentation of the family Yoruba name Adetokunbo when Giannis' passport was being prepared for him after he turned 18 years because he and his four brothers were NOT officially Greek citizens even though they were born in Greece to non-Greek parents. The first born child of the family, Francis Adetokunbo was left behind in Lagos, Nigeria when Charles Adetokunbo and his wife migrated to Greece in 1991 via Turkey for greener pastures.


@ bolded, if you consider that:

1. The odds of a Nigerian data entry immigration clerk making that kind of error, not just for a couple of letters, but the pronunciation of the entire name, are quite minimal.

2. 'Giannis' is the anglicised spelling/pronunciation of the Greek/Hellenic 'Yanni'; and 'Thanasis' as well as the name of the youngest brother which I can't readily remember are all intentional Greek names; indicating a willingness by the parents to fully assimilate themselves into Greek society.

3. The 'mistake' was left to stand and extended not just to Giannis alone, but the entire family;

then it should be apparent to you that my statement is more inclined to be correct.
Crime / Re: Husband Identifies Wife’s Beheaded Body In Yola Hotel by DanseMacabre(m): 11:24pm On Jan 19
Since they were divorced, shouldn't the title be 'ex-husband/ex-wife'

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Sports / Re: Giannis Antetokounmpo Unveils Igbo Learning Centre For Kids In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 4:50pm On Jan 19
CandidAdmin:
I thought it was Adetokunbo?

That's the Hellenic (Greek) pronunciation.

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Sports / Re: Giannis Antetokounmpo Unveils Igbo Learning Centre For Kids In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 4:48pm On Jan 19
Amazing. Before the documentary, I never knew he had Igbo blood. Nigeria's loss anyways, and I know for certain if he'd remained in this godforsaken country he'd be just another statistic.

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Health / Re: Video Showing Nigerian Caregivers Abusing 89-Year-Old Granny Lands Them In Jail by DanseMacabre(m): 6:49am On Jan 19
You can take a man outta the bush, but you can't take the bush outta the man.

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Politics / Re: There Were Plans to annul the 2023 Presidential Election - Soyinka by DanseMacabre(m): 3:15pm On Jan 17
Hmmmm.

Anyone who lives long enough becomes a villain. Soyinka just dey yarn dust. Who for annul the election Buhari Senility don dey set in for this clown.

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