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Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 6:52pm On Mar 03, 2022
tamdun:
Two Christian countries are killing each other and this one as usual is looking for a way to blame Muslims

I am not blaming Muslims. It seems comprehension isn't one of your strong points.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 6:50pm On Mar 03, 2022
System202:
U are just bigot,first u people Blame IPOB and now Muslims. just because Muslims in ur contact support Russia, that means Cristians also are not supporting Russia, or must we support what u like? of all the atrocities that USA has committed u support them blindly just bcs u think they are Cristian Nation and are dealing with Muslims.

You totally missed my point. The USA doesn't even have any horse to back in this fight. Britain is the chief instigator.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 1:44pm On Mar 03, 2022
ebufa:






That is where you completely miss the point, the major immediate motivator of this unnecessary crisis is Great Britain.....a keen follower of global geopolitics will know this..........when it comes to underhand hanky-panky no nation tops the UK............leaving EU has left them vulnerable, the only way to shore up her fortunes is to move closer to her natural allies the USA, Canada and Australia.....the whole global reset and covid crisis is all part of their plan.........watch this space!

I think you missed my point bro. I'm only saying most acquaintances of mine who are northern Muslims support Russia because Russia is anti-America.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 12:39pm On Mar 03, 2022
Nukilia:
Please face your palm wine business and leave international politics grin grin grin


grin grin grin
I dey find angel investors. You fit contribute
Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 12:38pm On Mar 03, 2022
CyberHustle:
One of Russia's main ally, China, is known to harvest organs from religious people as part of their effort at suppressing them. When China and Russia gain more grounds is when muslims will know America has been too soft.

I don't know about the bolded bro, but communism is vehemently anti-religion.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 12:36pm On Mar 03, 2022
Truthisunique2:
Who cares

Nigeria support Ukraine

If Russia dey send missiles Na all Nigerians go suffer am

Kabiru still dey USA embassy dey battle ticket to enter west and claim equal right grin grin grin equal right no dey for communists states o


My brother the thing defy all rationality. grin

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Politics / Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 11:18am On Mar 03, 2022
Now this isn't meant to be bigoted in any way, I'm simply stating an observation. I've noticed that amongst my friends and contacts, the ones mostly in support of Putin (and Russia) are Muslims, and at that, mainly those of Northern extraction.

The reason for this is not far-fetched: they aren't necessarily in support of Russia's invasion or against Ukraine, they are simply against the USA's interests. Northern Muslims have this inbred aversion to American concerns owing to the US's long-standing battles with extremist Islamic countries and ideologies. Unfortunately, hardline Islamic preachers and clerics have painted America as being anti-Islam and this antipathy has trickled down to the masses who take this uninformed stance, forgetting that the USA also waged wars in Vietnam and Korea, which are not Muslim nations. The USA also had major differences with Cuba, an overwhelmingly Catholic nation, that culminated in the Cuban Missile Crisis during Fidel Castro's rule. What about Noreaga, the Panamanian dictator who was ousted by a US-led invasion?


Now the most laughable aspect of these pro-Putin Africans is that they compare Russia and Israel. Their sentiment is straightforward: if you are complaining about Russia's invasion of Ukraine, you also have to complain about Israel's antics in Palestine. However, as any student of history worth his salt knows, you cannot even compare the two situations. In fact, Russia is even more akin to Israel in the sense that the same way Israel is displacing Palestinians from their ancestral homes (which historically belonged first to the Israelis) is the same way much of the Donbas regions were depopulated of their ethnic Ukrainian population and replaced with Russians. That is the major reason why those regions are even pro-Russian to begin with.


Omo make I relax.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Throwback Of Zelenskyy As A Performer by DanseMacabre(m): 5:33am On Mar 03, 2022
Hmmmm Zelensky na Bobrisky that year...


No wonder Putin dey take this shit very personal.

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Education / Re: SS-18 Satan: The Most Powerful ICBM Weapon In Russia And The World? by DanseMacabre(m): 10:20pm On Feb 28, 2022
Oxb90:
Sometimes I do think that science is a cure to humanity


Curse
Foreign Affairs / Re: James Cleverly Tells Russian Generals To Stage A Coup Against Putin by DanseMacabre(m): 8:24pm On Feb 26, 2022
TracyDelta:
If this will bring peace, why not?
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Serious men only pls. Thank you

Lol. You never see anything.
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of DCP ABBA Kyari Receiving Standing Ovation In HoR by DanseMacabre(m): 4:24pm On Feb 17, 2022
The Nigeria Police Force is a vestige of the old colonial regime and its police force whose raison d'etre was to protect their masters in government from the angst of the masses.

The sooner every Nigerian gets this realisation, the sooner we realise that only when hell freezes over will the NPF operate in the interest of the masses.
Romance / Re: Semen Retention: I Feel Like I Might Go Crazy by DanseMacabre(m): 4:17pm On Feb 17, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Don't do this to yourself.
I understand the urge but do not succumb.
If your self-control is weak, indulge me as I lead you through hypnosis.

Close your eyes,
Psych yourself that your preek is a snake, and you need to run away from it.
But do not run brother.

You are a man.
Hold that snake by the neck so it doesn't get away,

Grab it.
Strangle it,
Roughen up it's sides; from the neck to it's midbody so you can weaken all of it's bones ,
Don't stop,
Just don't stop till that snake spits out all of it's venom.

Open your eyes,
The snake is limp and dead.
You feel much better.
Rub the mess evenly on your body as a skin lotion.

Then thank me later.


Lmao. This man...you returned with a vengeance ooooo.

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Romance / Re: She Used Food And Netflix To Get Into My Heart by DanseMacabre(m): 2:43pm On Feb 17, 2022
Omo...ah don rush book space, come see say I be FTC...

Ah wan begin holler say e don tey, but as ah dey modify ah come discover say na Lesbian thread be this...


So na mixed feelings.

Alhamdullilah say na FTC ah be, but A'uzubillahi say na lesbo thread I make my first FTC of the year on top.


Truth be told, to watch two lesbians making out live is still yet to be crossed on my bucket list sha.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Visit Me While I Was In Prison After All I Did For Her! by DanseMacabre(m): 5:46am On Feb 17, 2022
What 'incident' led you to prison


Answer make we start from there, cos e dey likely say she no wan date ex-con.

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Education / Re: Students Packed Together Like Sardines In A Lecture Hall(pictures) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:36am On Feb 17, 2022
The painful thing be say na only about 30% go see employment after graduation.

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Education / Re: Photos Of Pilot Primary School, Bassa Pupils Sitting On Bare Floor In Class by DanseMacabre(m): 9:10pm On Feb 16, 2022
You'll scarcely see a thread like this on the front page.


Maybe if the children twerk small e go fit garner small attention.
Celebrities / Re: Eminem’s Daughter Hailie Shares Rare PDA Photo With Boyfriend by DanseMacabre(m): 9:05pm On Feb 16, 2022
Damn Hailey looks so adorable.

Enough rappers career end say dem involve Hailey for diss track dah year, e.g Ja Rule, Benzino.

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Romance / Re: Girls After Valentine's Day On February 15, 07:30am (picture) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:46pm On Feb 16, 2022
MufasaLion:


That's not true. Sperm don't get to those organs.


Obviously a deliberate hyperbole bro.

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Crime / Re: Mentally-Challenged Man Jumps To His Death After Being Set Ablaze By Angry Mob by DanseMacabre(m): 11:07am On Feb 16, 2022
illicit:
Wetin dey sup

Enough of all this burning

He wouldn't catch the cheque, now where is the cheque, whose name is on the cheque


Cash bro...
Crime / Re: Angry Mob Burnt Suspected Ritualist To Ashes In Nasarawa (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:25am On Feb 16, 2022
uptownemmygee:
Handed him back to the youth

See police

Not police; vigilante. E be like you rush read am.

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Crime / Re: Angry Mob Burnt Suspected Ritualist To Ashes In Nasarawa (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:23am On Feb 16, 2022
Damnnn niggarrr...


This country is one mudafucking big crime scene.

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Romance / Re: Five (5) Reasons You Should Quit Porn And Masturbation by DanseMacabre(m): 5:56pm On Feb 15, 2022
Hmmmm


E no easy sha. There's a reason why pornography is easily the highest grossing 'entertainment' niche there is.

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Politics / Re: Names Of Police Officers Arrested Alongside Abba Kyari by DanseMacabre(m): 7:51pm On Feb 14, 2022
osazsky:
the thing shock me o..obi..kanu..chef priest are all involved..I have nerver seen an igbo man make money legitimately in over 40 years of my existence.. if they are not selling samsong as samsung they are peddling drugs..I nerver even see igbo man way graduate for university come become doctor...

Is it the fault of numerous ubiquitous responsible upright prosperous Igbo men that you live from the farthest reaches of civilisation

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Politics / Re: Zamfara Communities To Pay ₦9 Million, Contribute ₦6000 Each To Avert Attacks by DanseMacabre(m): 6:34pm On Feb 14, 2022
Lol.


E remain for state government to start dey include ransom money inside budget.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Sick, People Who Truly Love Him Should Advise Him To Stop - Kperogi by DanseMacabre(m): 7:56pm On Feb 13, 2022
Omo ah no know as BMC's wan use defend this one o. Na major casting be this.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap Man's Wife, Children While He Was Being Interviewed In Katsina by DanseMacabre(m): 1:08pm On Feb 12, 2022
Hmmm
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Scams Oyinbo Lady, Asks Her To Sing ‘Zazuu’ To Get Her Money Back by DanseMacabre(m): 9:15am On Feb 12, 2022
Lol


These days local man no even fit differentiate between real life and skit...

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Sends Lady N1.2 Million Needed For Her Dad’s Surgery by DanseMacabre(m): 7:06pm On Feb 11, 2022
Wow.


Don Jazzy for President 2023.

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Politics / Re: Oluwo Denies Writing Any Letter Seeking For Financial Assistance by DanseMacabre(m): 6:24pm On Feb 11, 2022
Lol.


In Nigeria, just as the law considers you guilty until proven innocent, the public also considers every official rebuttal to be an ironic affirmation of the rumour or denied story..

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Family / Re: My Wife Wanted To Commit Suicide Because I Asked Her To Show Me Her Phone by DanseMacabre(m): 7:35pm On Feb 05, 2022
Lol. You wey for allow am jump make you know as you go start dey recoup your losses.

This new lease on life wey you give am so be prepared to pour another 30m down the drain.

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Romance / Re: My Neighbor Has Finally Chilled With The Big Boys.. PICS!! by DanseMacabre(m): 8:15pm On Feb 02, 2022
Where the iPhone 12

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