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Crime / Re: Five Suspected Kidnappers Burnt To Death By Angry Youths In Edo (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:07am On Jul 19, 2021
If they are guilty then so be it.
Politics / Re: Governor Ugwuanyi Inspects Site Of Enugu's Biggest Housing Project by DanseMacabre(m): 5:44am On Jul 18, 2021
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Politics / Re: We Won’t Stop Reporting Terrorist Attacks, Media Chiefs Tells NBC by DanseMacabre(m): 6:41am On Jul 17, 2021
Why should the media stop such reportage


That's like putting plaster on a bullet wound.

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Romance / Re: 'My Boyfriend Doesn’t Wash/wipe His Ass Properly.' (Pictures) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:46pm On Jul 13, 2021
Where the pictures
Crime / Re: Decayed Foreign Currencies Recovered At Customs Officer’s House In Kano(photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:04pm On Jul 04, 2021
Welcome to Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pentagon Releases UFO Report ( Pix) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:26pm On Jun 26, 2021
Extraterrestrial intelligence.
Crime / Re: Emmanuel Friday Udofah Wanted For Raping A Minor In Calabar (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:04pm On Jun 03, 2021
Nawa o. It must be the shape of his head.
Politics / Re: Military Rejects Call To Take Over Power, Declares Loyalty To Buhari by DanseMacabre(m): 7:49am On May 04, 2021
mouthofThegod:



The Fulani led institutions will always fix a southerner as spokesperson to hide their evil agenda.That was how they used MBAKA when he was their spokesman before em eyes clear after dem dump am.
Pathetic!

You beat me to this.
Family / Re: A Man Died, Buried, Appeared In Another Land Where Nobody Knows Him by DanseMacabre(m): 3:12am On Dec 07, 2020
dazzlingd:


You no get sense and u no fit...
You think I am as local as your unexposed ass..
Go international and see that a good number of them have long abandoned religion and superstitions unlike here
U dont have comprehension, from what I said, it is clear I did not say there are no whites with low IQ but I made it clear that at least 60% of them are smart while here, less than 10% is smart...

Based on what measurement metric or statistical instrument did you arrive at such a ridiculous figure, my good man? Your low self-esteem is overwhelming.

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Places Order For Mustang SRT To Celebrate His Birthday by DanseMacabre(m): 8:42am On Dec 06, 2020
Ishilove:
Well, Deji has to account for the monies donated into his coffers before we can know whether to drag him like Tiger generator, or applaud him.

Lol. What a simile.

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Crime / Re: 200 Italian Police Arrest Nigerian Mafia Gangsters by DanseMacabre(m): 8:23am On Oct 30, 2020
J111333:
Why and how some people will travel abroad and still dey do university cultism for there beats my imagination.

I don't know why a lot of Nigerian youths have sworn never to get sense in this life. sad



This is pure unadulterated gangsterism. It has since moved beyond the realm of university confraternity ish.
Crime / Re: Muktar Modibbo: DSS Agent Killed In Shoot-Out With Gunrunners In Plateau State by DanseMacabre(m): 8:22am On Sep 25, 2020
Hmmmm


Naija don cast finish.
Crime / Re: Killing Of Sleek, A Musician By SARS Causes Protest In Port Harcourt by DanseMacabre(m): 4:13pm On Sep 24, 2020
How many people go remain for Naija after 2020 sef

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TV/Movies / Re: "I Am Not In A Relationship With Erica For Now" - Kiddwaya (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:09pm On Sep 15, 2020
Hmmmmm.


So all that semen she took in the mouth was in vain

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Praises NBA For Naming, Shaming El-Rufai by DanseMacabre(m): 8:53am On Aug 22, 2020
Scream:
They did right...Afenifere should organize theirs and invite him!


Pardonez moi, but are you sure you comprehended the piece

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Praises NBA For Naming, Shaming El-Rufai by DanseMacabre(m): 8:52am On Aug 22, 2020
Lol
Religion / Re: Drama As Church Members Beat ‘the Devil And His Demons’ With Sticks by DanseMacabre(m): 8:41am On Aug 22, 2020
No different from Muslims who gather to pelt shaitan with rocks and pebbles at the Ka'aba.

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Politics / Re: Restore Keita As Mali’s President Or Be Ready For War, ECOWAS Warns Junta by DanseMacabre(m): 8:37am On Aug 22, 2020
Lol. UN or even the figurehead AU never cough,na toothless bulldog like ECOWAS wan dey bark like rabid dog.

Wetin person no go see sef
Romance / Re: Do This And Gun Cannot Enter You Again PHOTOS by DanseMacabre(m): 8:31am On Aug 22, 2020
People dey complain say dem never still see N-Power 30k after 80 something days, you na your problem be this

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Celebrities / Re: Marlian Boss Naira Marley Shows Out Stunning Photos Of Malian First Lady by DanseMacabre(m): 8:27am On Aug 22, 2020
Didn't they say this man-child has two wives
Education / Re: Schools Could Be Shut Again As More WAEC Candidates Test Positive To Covid-19 by DanseMacabre(m): 8:23am On Aug 22, 2020
Hmmmm

If this turns put to be true, there might be a prevalence of private teachers committing suicide in the ensuing months.


A'uzubillahi.
Jobs/Vacancies / ??? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:07pm On Aug 21, 2020
Bismillahi Rahmani Raheem.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dozens Of Wildfires Burn Across California Amid Blistering Heat Wave( Pics,vid) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:02am On Aug 20, 2020
Hmmmm

I'm just waiting to see the kyn sermon wey my manchi Righteousness go drop this one wey na him post the news...
Crime / Re: Kano Woman Slaughters Son Like Eid-el-kabir Ram, Sent To Psychiatrist by DanseMacabre(m): 4:32pm On Aug 19, 2020
Hmmmm


Temporary insanity caused by drug abuse. Most likely Tramadol, or else methamphetamines have found their way into garin Ado Bayero.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 774,000 Jobs: PDP Lawmakers Reject 30 Slots Offer by DanseMacabre(m): 10:16am On Aug 19, 2020
Make China do take over this country abeg.

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Sports / Re: David Silva To Be Immortalised With Statue Outside Etihad Stadium by DanseMacabre(m): 9:51am On Aug 18, 2020
paulolee:
dts good, the little magician really deserves it.. silver had been one of the main pillers of city since back the days of mancini and pellegrini as coaches...him and aguero have really paid thier dues and av justified every penny city spent bringing them from spain..
but my problem with city is dt yaya toure and kompany did more for city than what silver did and they got no statue, wont say whats on ma mind before peps would say blacks like playing the victim card..


It seems you didn't read it thoroughly. Kompany is getting a statue as well.

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Sports / Re: David Silva To Be Immortalised With Statue Outside Etihad Stadium by DanseMacabre(m): 9:48am On Aug 18, 2020
Hmmmm.


I believe a certain former governor of Imo State can handle the contract.

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Crime / Re: Ogun Pastor Impregnates Two Sisters, Faults Evil Spirit [PHOTOS] by DanseMacabre(m): 9:05am On Aug 18, 2020
Devil don suffer for this world.

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