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Foreign Affairs / Re: Toto: Meet 24-year-old Kenyan Lady Who Is Trending On Twitter by DanseMacabre(m): 4:48am On Apr 16, 2022
If na Naija that nickname alone don disqualify am from the race.

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Politics / Re: Video Of Unknown Gunmen Attack on Atani Police Station by DanseMacabre(m): 1:43pm On Apr 13, 2022
Aren't the cops supposed to be on red alert because of the tense, if deadly atmosphere currently prevailing in major cities in the SE


No o. They'd rather wait for the criminals to act before they react. Dem come looseguard woskily for this one.
Celebrities / Re: Peruzzi Accused Of Sleeping With Korra Obidi by DanseMacabre(m): 1:39pm On Apr 13, 2022
Well, as a wise nonagenarian Maltese great grandfather once quipped, you can't make a garden tool used in making ridges a housewife.

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Politics / Re: Minister Of Women Affairs Dame Pauline Visit Late Osinachi Nwachukwu Home by DanseMacabre(m): 10:12am On Apr 12, 2022
Benbisco:


Uncle, the man wey dem say dey responsible for her death, way even dey police custody?

He is mourning there.

My point is, is it proven beyond reasonable doubt that he's responsible for her death?
Romance / Re: Brothel Addiction: Depressed And Thinking About Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 10:09am On Apr 12, 2022
kenzysmith:
I stop masturbation 2yrs ago after 9yrs in bondage u asking me to go back to it

Omo only you one dey masturbate dey still go brothel nack ashewo habitually.

Sorry.


Kukuma commit the suicide.

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Politics / Re: Minister Of Women Affairs Dame Pauline Visit Late Osinachi Nwachukwu Home by DanseMacabre(m): 9:18am On Apr 12, 2022
Fear social media o... dem no even wan allow the man to mourn him dead wife.
Romance / Re: Brothel Addiction: Depressed And Thinking About Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 9:12am On Apr 12, 2022
Just switch to mastvrbation instead bro. Make you rest small.


**Modified: It's disheartening that majority of Nigerians claim to understand English, but sarcasm which is a critical component of the language always flies over their heads.

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Asks Hubby, JJC Skillz To Leave Her House As They Allegedly Fight by DanseMacabre(m): 8:35am On Apr 12, 2022
Saintmary:



And they all spent their old age in crisis.


You wise.
Family / Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by DanseMacabre(m): 8:13am On Apr 12, 2022
Hmmmm.

The odds of wetin you just describe being real go enter 10000+ for betting platforms.

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Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Njoku Kills Girlfriend, Sleeps With Corpse For Six Days by DanseMacabre(m): 8:06am On Apr 12, 2022
Hmmm.

In the twenty-first century a human still dey reason say sleeping with dead body for six days go fetch am bar. Imagine applying this kyn effort to hustle instead, you go still blow.

afroniger:
The rate at which some people are desperate for easy and quick money these days is disturbing. Young ladies need to be weary of the kind of men they date. Too many silent killers walking around in our midst.

Bros the bolded...dem no dey write am for face.

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Politics / Re: Over 100 Victims Of Plateau Attacks Given Mass Burial by DanseMacabre(m): 8:04am On Apr 12, 2022
Hmmm.

Nigeria is at war and everyone is going about their normal business like say nothing dey happen. This is not a country by any standard whatsoever.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Dmitry Muratov Attacked On Train In Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 5:59pm On Apr 08, 2022
AirFireEarthH20:
Hahahahaha...what is this thing doing on front page? You gullibles people should use your inner eyes to look at that man body the so-called blood there, you'd notice it's not actually blood but red paint. Seun and Nairaland is known to propagate lies and falsehood against other tribes in Nigeria, he's now exporting it to Russia instead of remaining neutral. There's a reward for all evil


E be like you no read the article.

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Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Invade Cattle Market In Aguata, Kill Over 20 Cows by DanseMacabre(m): 7:21am On Apr 08, 2022
onumadu:


You people should stop this nonsense of trying to make everyone of us reason like fools. undecided
Hear this and hear it well: NO GOVERNANCE CAN HAPPEN IN ANAMBRA WITHOUT FIRST FLUSHING THESE PEOPLE OUT. Soludo is far more intelligent than you. Did you have first class in your degree (assuming you even have a first degree). ??
Your logic is upside down. Fear has never produced good logic.
Ndigbo (certainly not Anambra people) are not led by fear. We don't make consequential decisions based on fear.
The more these people commit these rogue actions, the more they build HATE in the minds of Anambra people, and one day that hate will be visited on them.
Anambra cannot surrender to brigands. cool


I doubt if if the bolded has any impact on governance ability.

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Politics / Re: Mass Transit: Abiodun Unveils Wifi Enabled Buses, Says Water Taxies Coming by DanseMacabre(m): 7:10am On Apr 08, 2022
When cultists kill all the people for Ogun finis, who'd ride in them taxis?
Politics / Re: Real Reason Sheikh Khalid Was Sacked - Farooq Kperogi by DanseMacabre(m): 8:01pm On Apr 04, 2022
Urbanchampion:
Fool, always having a say on every matter. He ended up not saying anything reasonable here. He emphasised on an error that could have been a mere typographic. Today, I treated 3 letters and I repeatedly wrote " 4th March" instead of "4th April" it was a Cirp member, not even my Supervisor that noticed the error. In a small mind like that of this buffoon, I dey obsessed with March be that?
It's usually a problem for an aboki to go to school.

If he had pointed out all the errors, e.g 'votality' instead of 'volatility' and 'oblivion' instead of 'oblivious' among others, maybe you no go fit sleep well be that.

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Politics / Re: Bello, El-Rufai's Son Shares Another Photo Of His Father And Tinubu by DanseMacabre(m): 6:10am On Mar 29, 2022
Penguin2:


Lol!

It’s called Red Haring.

To make you think this is the direction something is going while it might be going on the opposite direction.

It’s a war strategy.



So, rejoice not my dear.



Herring bro.
Politics / Re: Bello, El-Rufai's Son Shares Another Photo Of His Father And Tinubu by DanseMacabre(m): 6:09am On Mar 29, 2022
Penguin2:


Lol!

It’s called Red Haring.

To make you think this is the direction something is going while it might be going on the opposite direction.

It’s a war strategy.



So, rejoice not my dear.
Politics / Re: What A Yoruba Sex Worker Told Me by DanseMacabre(m): 6:23am On Mar 13, 2022
shortIGBOman:



If you want to learn Igbo language, you don't need to go to the East. You can learn Igbo language from any Brothel within Nigeria or most of the African Countries. Cause Igbo is like the national language in every Brothel. grin grin grin

Lmao. Zukwanuike oooo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Places Sergey Beseda Under House Arrest by DanseMacabre(m): 6:58am On Mar 12, 2022
PStacks:
Putin keeps making forced errors

More like unforced errors bro.
Education / Re: One Student Dies In Cult Clash During Inter-house Sports (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:07am On Mar 12, 2022
Nigeria matter wear jeans agbada, tie gele for head and Jimmy Choo basketball trainers for leg.
Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Of Atiku And VP Osinbajo by DanseMacabre(m): 8:59pm On Mar 11, 2022
Hmmmm.

Atiku: 'Pastor, shey una don run eight years? Make una relax make I run even if na four na.'

Osinbade: 'Na Buhari run him own. E remain me now.'

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Romance / Re: Hushpuppi's Ex-girlfriend Pregnant For NBA Star by DanseMacabre(m): 9:03pm On Mar 09, 2022
High class how, but very very very nackable regardless.

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Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks' New Look At Davido’s Concert Got Fans Worried (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:47am On Mar 07, 2022
foleskay:
Abet wetiin be ice wey people dey shout up and down on this thread?? No be Igbo be ice

Methamphetamine aka crystal meth aka mkpurummiri.

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Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks' New Look At Davido’s Concert Got Fans Worried (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:45am On Mar 07, 2022
If him fit afford ticket to London him never bankrupt yet.

But ice cruise over make sha...
Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 12:16am On Mar 04, 2022
Jacobx007:
A bag of rice is 30k, dats our problem at the moment. Leave those people fighting, they have beleful!!

They still have light, no queues at the filling station, they have food to eat and good health care - All these they have as the war rages on.

Our problem is that tall man at villa that closed our borders

Me sef tire bro. But the war go still touch us. We import most of our wheat from Russia, so if this war continue, as the price of wheat dey double, the price of bread for Nigeria go likely triple or quadruple.

Omo...
Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 8:20pm On Mar 03, 2022
Blablamalala:


How is Britain the chief instigator. Shed light to this assertion please. I hope you will go straight to the point this time around and not run in circles grin

grin grin since it's obvious anything I say can and will be used against me as evidence in your court of opinion, lemme better... lipsrsealed grin
Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 7:39pm On Mar 03, 2022
Blablamalala:


And what is the essence of your thread if you cannot answer a simple question.

You can't attempt to put words in my mouth and call it a 'question'. This thread is an attempt to explain why most Muslims of northern extraction that I know are backing Russia. You can answer your question yourself.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 7:01pm On Mar 03, 2022
ArewaNorth:


You have lost ur humanity for supporting US atrocities on people by delusionally thinking that US is a God's own land while contrary to ur believe US is built on evil and propagation of evil.
US created and sponsored all insurrections and uprises in Islamic Nations and after using them they tag them as terrorists. Hillary Clinton confessed that US created Taliban to fight Russia, US created and funded ISIS activities to fight Pro-Russian Govt just like they created Taliban. Many people defend their Nations and US call them terrorists but if they're their ally they call them freedom fighters. How on eath can u support US for spilling the blood of more than 1.5m Iraqi people and expect Muslims to support them. Do u really know Iraq and how US destroyed them now? You don't have heart in ur chest but a gabnage bin!
Look at Libya, Syria, Somalia, Afghanistan, they're all in difficult situation because of US policies of imposing the so called democracy in other people's land which doesn't conform the culture and traditions of others.
Forget history that u and I don't know but it is obvious there was no Israel before 1945. After they were given land around Palestine area, Israel started annexing and grabbing their land and Palestinians defend their land and u and Westerners out of bigotry call them terrorists.

Why all this angst bro Drink a cup of cold Coke and calm down.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 7:00pm On Mar 03, 2022
naija4life247:
YES, because Russians too are Muslims.

The OP is definitely suffering from psychiatric disorders and mental imbalance.

I hope you can sleep well at night now, having diagnosed me with your malaise.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 6:57pm On Mar 03, 2022
Blablamalala:
dansemacabre can you then please tell us why those who are not Muslims mostly do not support Putin from your observation? We have read your reasons why Muslims support Putin. Tell us why non Muslims particularly Christians do not support Putin.

Two wrongs do not make a right. The fact that America and NATO got away with their war crimes does not make Russia right for invading and attempting to occupy another sovereign nation.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Muslims Are In Support Of Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 6:55pm On Mar 03, 2022
Jones4190:
I PERSONARY SUPORT RUSSIA

When NATO murdered Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, Western media called it "Military intervention" and they no longer bother to report that the evil military action led by Obama has left the country in worse condition.
George Walker Bush and Tony Blair lied that Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti has weapon of mass destruction (WMD) just to invade Iraq. After they destroyed the country and captured Saddam Hussein who was consequently executed, Bush said "We do not know whether or not (Iraq) has nuclear weapon." Both men who engineered a tragedy that took over 250,000 lives are not even facing trials for war crimes. Western media do not paint them in bad light as it ought to be.
Western media will not tell you that Ukraine has been forcing Luhansk and Donetsk regions to be part of it, in spite of vast majority of the people choosing to be independent via a referendum. What they want you to believe is that Vladimir Putin is bullying innocent Ukraine for pleasure.
Western media will not tell you that trampling on Ukraine's sovereignty is not Moscow Kremlin's main aim but survival against US-led NATO's encroachment, with the insistence on admitting Ukraine into NATO after allowing other Eastern European countries: Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Slovakia, and Slovenia to join.
America can recognise the independence of Taiwan but Russia cannot recognise the independence of Luhansk and Donetsk.
America can recognise Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel but Russia cannot take back its people in Crimean Peninsula after they voted to join them.
Western media want you to believe that the West is always right while Russia and China are the perpetual bad guys.

Here is a brief summary of NATO activities

NATO has made :
14,500 dead in Libya
165,000 dead in Afghanistan
224,000 dead in Syria
1,200,000 dead in Iraq
It didn't shock anyone.
None of these countries has been sanctioned.
Russia starts a war in Ukraine and leaves barely 200 mostly military dead that everyone is shocked.
Does NATO has a moral grounds to rebuke Russia?
Question for another day


Bro I'm not in any way absolving NATO of her wrongs or part in this crisis. I'm just asserting that most of the Northerners supporting Russia are doing so to spite America, without necessarily understanding the politics at play here.

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