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Crime / Re: I Don’t Know Why I Stabbed My Boss To Death, Stole His Car – Suspect by DanseMacabre(m): 10:23am On Apr 16, 2022 |
Hmmmmm... Chukwuebuka but grew up in Ondo At least he's not into skull-mining like the denizens of the SW. He only wanted to develop Edo State, hence his resort to such a gruesome crime. No worry, after you don collect torture finish you go talk true. |
Politics / Re: Olu Of Warri Disclaims Bola Tinubu's Endorsement by DanseMacabre(m): 10:17am On Apr 16, 2022 |
Hmmmm. E be like BMCs still better pass this Tinubu PR gang o... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Governor Uzodinma’s Daughter, Oprah Marries Her Henry Ohaeri (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:11am On Apr 16, 2022 |
Nawa oooo E be like obesity dey Uzodinma children genes...the other day the obese one in black use soldiers take pursue her husband side-chick...let's pray this one husband dey faithful. 21 Likes |
Politics / Re: Abuja Residents Tear Offensive Osinbajo Posters by DanseMacabre(m): 9:17am On Apr 16, 2022 |
Hmmmm. So who then is Jesus The Iragbiji-born drug peddler and perennial urine-leaking presidential hopeful Blasphemy. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: "Violence In South East: Who’s Simon Ekpa?" By Vanguard Newspapers by DanseMacabre(m): 9:03am On Apr 16, 2022 |
Hmmmm. If you ask me, Simon Ekpa is just a short man whose messages will be brief and straight to the point. Also, he might be more grounded than Nnamdi Kanu, but he'll always look up to him. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Ogun Landlord Who Tied Up 11-year-old Twins Like Goats (pic) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:07am On Apr 16, 2022 |
Him resemble cow already so they should likewise tether him to a tree for one week with persistent beating. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Obituary Of Dr Chinelo Megafu Killed In Abuja-Kaduna Train Attack (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:03am On Apr 16, 2022 |
Nigeria eats up yet another one of her children. 9 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Toto: Meet 24-year-old Kenyan Lady Who Is Trending On Twitter by DanseMacabre(m): 4:48am On Apr 16, 2022 |
If na Naija that nickname alone don disqualify am from the race. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Video Of Unknown Gunmen Attack on Atani Police Station by DanseMacabre(m): 1:43pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
Aren't the cops supposed to be on red alert because of the tense, if deadly atmosphere currently prevailing in major cities in the SE No o. They'd rather wait for the criminals to act before they react. Dem come looseguard woskily for this one. |
Celebrities / Re: Peruzzi Accused Of Sleeping With Korra Obidi by DanseMacabre(m): 1:39pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
Well, as a wise nonagenarian Maltese great grandfather once quipped, you can't make a garden tool used in making ridges a housewife. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Minister Of Women Affairs Dame Pauline Visit Late Osinachi Nwachukwu Home by DanseMacabre(m): 10:12am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Benbisco: My point is, is it proven beyond reasonable doubt that he's responsible for her death? |
Romance / Re: Brothel Addiction: Depressed And Thinking About Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 10:09am On Apr 12, 2022 |
kenzysmith: Omo only you one dey masturbate dey still go brothel nack ashewo habitually. Sorry. Kukuma commit the suicide. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Minister Of Women Affairs Dame Pauline Visit Late Osinachi Nwachukwu Home by DanseMacabre(m): 9:18am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Fear social media o... dem no even wan allow the man to mourn him dead wife. |
Romance / Re: Brothel Addiction: Depressed And Thinking About Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 9:12am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Just switch to mastvrbation instead bro. Make you rest small. **Modified: It's disheartening that majority of Nigerians claim to understand English, but sarcasm which is a critical component of the language always flies over their heads. 64 Likes 6 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Asks Hubby, JJC Skillz To Leave Her House As They Allegedly Fight by DanseMacabre(m): 8:35am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Family / Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by DanseMacabre(m): 8:13am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Hmmmm. The odds of wetin you just describe being real go enter 10000+ for betting platforms. 6 Likes |
Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Njoku Kills Girlfriend, Sleeps With Corpse For Six Days by DanseMacabre(m): 8:06am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Hmmm. In the twenty-first century a human still dey reason say sleeping with dead body for six days go fetch am bar. Imagine applying this kyn effort to hustle instead, you go still blow. afroniger: Bros the bolded...dem no dey write am for face. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Over 100 Victims Of Plateau Attacks Given Mass Burial by DanseMacabre(m): 8:04am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Hmmm. Nigeria is at war and everyone is going about their normal business like say nothing dey happen. This is not a country by any standard whatsoever. 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dmitry Muratov Attacked On Train In Russia by DanseMacabre(m): 5:59pm On Apr 08, 2022 |
AirFireEarthH20: E be like you no read the article. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Invade Cattle Market In Aguata, Kill Over 20 Cows by DanseMacabre(m): 7:21am On Apr 08, 2022 |
onumadu: I doubt if if the bolded has any impact on governance ability. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Mass Transit: Abiodun Unveils Wifi Enabled Buses, Says Water Taxies Coming by DanseMacabre(m): 7:10am On Apr 08, 2022 |
When cultists kill all the people for Ogun finis, who'd ride in them taxis? |
Politics / Re: Real Reason Sheikh Khalid Was Sacked - Farooq Kperogi by DanseMacabre(m): 8:01pm On Apr 04, 2022 |
Urbanchampion: If he had pointed out all the errors, e.g 'votality' instead of 'volatility' and 'oblivion' instead of 'oblivious' among others, maybe you no go fit sleep well be that. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Bello, El-Rufai's Son Shares Another Photo Of His Father And Tinubu by DanseMacabre(m): 6:10am On Mar 29, 2022 |
Penguin2: Herring bro. |
Politics / Re: Bello, El-Rufai's Son Shares Another Photo Of His Father And Tinubu by DanseMacabre(m): 6:09am On Mar 29, 2022 |
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Politics / Re: What A Yoruba Sex Worker Told Me by DanseMacabre(m): 6:23am On Mar 13, 2022 |
shortIGBOman: Lmao. Zukwanuike oooo |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Places Sergey Beseda Under House Arrest by DanseMacabre(m): 6:58am On Mar 12, 2022 |
PStacks: More like unforced errors bro. |
Education / Re: One Student Dies In Cult Clash During Inter-house Sports (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:07am On Mar 12, 2022 |
Nigeria matter wear jeans agbada, tie gele for head and Jimmy Choo basketball trainers for leg. |
Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Of Atiku And VP Osinbajo by DanseMacabre(m): 8:59pm On Mar 11, 2022 |
Hmmmm. Atiku: 'Pastor, shey una don run eight years? Make una relax make I run even if na four na.' Osinbade: 'Na Buhari run him own. E remain me now.' 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Hushpuppi's Ex-girlfriend Pregnant For NBA Star by DanseMacabre(m): 9:03pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
High class how, but very very very nackable regardless. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks' New Look At Davido’s Concert Got Fans Worried (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:47am On Mar 07, 2022 |
foleskay: Methamphetamine aka crystal meth aka mkpurummiri. 3 Likes |
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