This is genuinely the funniest shiii I've read in aeons.

julaion:
Don't be so dull and dumb,school wey ur papa send u go na wasting of money,him for use that money take train pigs

Damn this is a surfeit of vawulence esteemed comrade.

I know you're trolling bro, but just in the slimmest of chances that you're not, please recommend your brand of maryjane to me.

My brother, as a wise septuagenarian Balisnese hairdresser once quipped, when life throws you snow, make snowballs.

Abi the DNA no match because the pikin na the woman's yet not the man's?

Meanerwhile, why some children dey chop and others dey siddon look

Indeed life no balance.

Nawa ooooo.

It should never be forgotten though, that like the then Ralph Uwazurike-led Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB), the IPOB movement was a largely harmless, placard-carrying separatist group full of mere rhetoric and the occasional peaceful protest to show visibility, till Buhari's intransigent and vehement ethnic bigotry culminated in ordering the military to open fire on unarmed, non-violent protesters sometime circa 2016.

Add to this Nigerian politicians' predilection for using insecurity as a bargaining chip, both for resulting bailout funds from the federal government and diversion for looting state funds unchecked; coupled with severe unemployment and illiteracy plaguing the youths who can be easily conscripted as foot soldiers for a budding revolution.

The rest, as they say, is history.

I condemn in totality IPOB's wanting bloodletting and barbaric approach in enforcing compliance to its repressive orders, but Major General (retd) Buhari's part in this imbroglio should never be overlooked.

Hmmmm.

'Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.'

Na just my eyes abi one yansh big pass the other's

Nawa.


Their watch has ended. Death na steaming hot breakfast wey everybody must chop las las.

By virtue of association alone, several don overboard on top wetin dem no even get clue about. Scores don start dey count be that...

Ogbuefi2020:
This is a low density residential area, all this white elephant projects are just a means of taking huge kickbacks

Say what you know bro. This is Hotoro, one of the busiest roundabouts/thoroughfares in Kano, and its construction has eased up the heavy bottlenecks which used to characterise the area especially during the weekends and rush hours.

Hmmmmmm.

Why for yansh of all places tho

DollarBuddy:
So there's this cute 20 year-old Yoruba babe who lives with her elder brother, a senior Gynecologist in a government owned hospital in my area. She is so down to earth and very respectful.

To cut the long story short, this Yoruba girl has been entering my eyes like Omo detergent since the year 1241 AD

As I no want to talk too much, or to be seen as a player, I arranged for us to meet at an open space, an eatery. When she showed up, we only had a short chat before I told her straight up, that i want to marry her. If you see as babe shock ba

Anyways, I mean it. I'm 36 and the Yoruba girl would be 21 by next year September. She has agreed that I come to greet her brother. And I'll be doing that pretty soon.

She is just my spec. She is very brilliant and voluptuously curvy. She'll be graduating from the University by next year.

I hate to waste a lady's time, Godwilling as soon as she graduates by September next year, we're tying the nuts.

Knot...else na totally different meaning you dey give your post.

Omo...this girl still get looong years ahead of am.

She'd most likely gonna end up with claustrophobia sha...

E fit possible say she no know who de papa be true true.

Poverty has a way of totally resetting your mindset, worldview and mentality.

But of course so does wealth. Uwa bu pawpaw.

The craziest thing be say na totally innocent people dey run this kyn matters for.

Anyway, who's to blame? Justice no dey na why citizens take the law into their own hands.

Without justice there can never be peace.

Hmmmm...Chekwube that year for Township School, Jos. Who woulda thought. Uwa bu pawpaw.

Bruno3000:
Probly u were betrayed or murdered by an ogoni woman in ur previous life. Me i detest igbo women, i don't see myself marrying one.

What a word to use...and what a generalisation. The thought process of most of you is sensational.

Sir, are you from the southwest by any means

Hmmmm...

festacman:
Beautiful sight seeing these beautiful Nigerian ladies mourning Queen Elizabeth II in spectacular Aso Ebi.

The truth is knowing the truth of British colonialism doesn't set anybody free. It is what you do with truth that sets you free. What Uju Anya said is not anything new. The historical fact has always been there and recognized. The earlier every Blackman knows that the Whiteman can't love him like his mother, the better for the Blackman's mentality to fight for himself. The sooner the Blackman realises that crying about injustices (which also happen even within the his own society) or playing the victim will not make the Whiteman slow down in racial RAT RACE, the better for the Blackman to puts his house in order.

Uju Anya twitted her message of hatred against the oppressor while in the oppressor's country and hailed by some Nigerians and Africans who live in oppressor's country and live off his economy as immigrants or are making frantic effort to leave his own country to the country of the oppressor. An African with country that bask in xenophobia to protect its interest is not any less than an oppressor. African with country in which certain ethnic groups views others with extreme derogation is a boiling pot of anti-progress energies.

Several years after that Nigeria/Biafran war, the British authorities can't be held responsible for the poor performance of the Governors of South Eastern States. There is nothing stopping South East from still being another Japan if its State Governors would invest instead looting. Believe me, if South East States were developed infrastructurally with industries, well-supervised schools, well-planned towns, etc, countries of the world will respect the region while other regions in Nigeria would have driven by envy to also perform to catch up.

Your own brother took a large of the common patrimony and hid it in the oppressor's country but instead of seizing it, the oppressor returned the money and insisted you spend on something that would improve your economy for the fear that another brother would steal the money again. So much for Blackman's activism against Whiteman's oppression. Fix your leaky house and watch your neighbour respect you more.

My brother, I agree with every bit of your assertion, save the bolded. My disagreement with this bit is that the entity called Nigeria, which the British birthed, nurtured and handed over almost largely in its present makeup of highlighted ethnocentric faultlines and political leadership lopsidedness is unfortunately dilapidated, and will crash if the present status quo ante is maintained.

There's hardly any state in the country, other than Lagos, that is in anyway functioning as ought to. Singling out the southeastern governors for criticism is right, but don't overlook the fact they're part of the larger entity,Nigeria, which is comatose herself. The British, by active participation and through proxy, share responsibility too.

Have a great day.

The simple truth is that whether in Nigeria or any country at all, by whatever measurement the rule of law is quantified using, these guys are lucky to be alive.

To quote a wise sexagenarian Hungarian coal miner,no be everything wey eyes see mouth dey talk.

Chai. Another one bites the dust. Nigeria, how many more of your sons shall you, like Chronos, eat up

That woman's pussay must be lined with precious stones, or else tastes like ambrosia.

This King go dey chop free and fresh puna on a steady. One of the perks of royalty I guess.

Local Foreign man don bleach him destiny comot.

Iamicekid:
U see that thing wey she wan ask u later, I’m 80% sure it’s money related

Urgent 2k loading...

If she say na 32 she be, na 32 she be now.

Stallionhorse:
So where is the CCTV footage so we can collaborate your story with the people in the picture here.. Cause I'm tired of reading lies.. Klans men cult is not popular in Lagos talk more of the mainland.. So I'm just confused!!

Corroborate.