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E sure me die say if you check behind the scenes, these new discos no go dey too far from Tinumbu.

Help am build house for her mama na abi hand dey pain you

Hmmmm.

So you divorce because you dey hope say world people go come dey cater for you and foot your bills Smh.

Host78:
oga I did not keep her in a relationship for 4 years.

We were in the relationship together for 4 years and like any two people who loved each other, we should be working towards making a life together.

I did not tie anyone down in the relationship.

I don't know about you but relationship should progress into marriage and not relationship just because you want to get married.

She wanted out and I did not hold her.

Secondly, I'm not sure she'll marry me too but I equally gave her 4 years of my time, sacrifices and resources or you don't think my time, resources and sacrifices in the relationship also matter?

Or you thought I was just sitting down and she was taking care of me in the relationship?

How some of una dey think sha?

I don't think my submission insinuated the bolded in any way. E be like na guilty conscience dey worry you.

Fallacy of generalisation.

My brother you sef wey keep am for relationship for four years when she no be Lord of the Rings...you no even engage am. I no blame am she no wan do 2-0 cos how sure was she that you'd even tie the nuptial knot after all said and done

If our current daily existence portrays that unity, then it'd be way better for the country to remain chaotic.

Lion be like who just dey descend from colos cruise.

As a Nigerian, one's daily prayer should be 'My Father, my Father, may Nigeria not happen to me today, O Lord.'

Four-and-a-half years is still a slap on the wrist as far as I'm concerned. The defence should be happy they got that little.

Ishilove:
We are not supposed to copy and paste AI generated articles. What we are supposed to do is edit and improve the articles, not copy verbatim.

My sister, tell that to all these hacks parading around.

The whole country is just a gigantic crime scene. You wake up in the morning to the smell of, not coffee, but terrible news.

Toothache.

That's like asking why the Nigerian government negotiates with and rewards terrorists. No answer fit dey sensible enough.

E be like AI no fit generate article without the word 'highlighting'...

This reads like the plot from a Robert Ludlum/Tom Clancy novel.

The truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

Kingbuhari:
Why do we celebrate nonsense in this part of the world.. bayalsa state has equivalent of oil Dubai has but compare both cities then U see we are behind civilization

This might not be an apt comparison because Bayelsa receives only a pittance from its oil, whereas Dubai was developed with oil money by the United Arab Emirates.

KillahPriest:
have you seen property and rent prices in Yenagoa recently ? It's better I spend that money in ph and Abuja because there's simply no incentive

I tell you bro. The cost of living over there is outrageous. If you talk dem go tell you say na dem dey feed Nigeria. Lol.

No be the 'whites' create organised religion give una, wey now una come carry am for head like Gala?

It's not by snapping Arietalin and the Nigerian Content thing. Almost all of Yenagoa, from Ekeki to Okaka to Azikoro to Tombia etc are all swamps. Inner roads aren't tarred, so you have to walk on stilted planks to get home when it rains. If this is what you call development, then it's likely say na Port Harcourt be the farthest wey you don travel.

Niger is the largest state in Nigeria in terms of landmass.

Of what importance is it though when bandits are occupying almost a quarter of the territory therein and poverty wan unalive a vast number of the populace

The poor are the biggest enemies of themselves. Yet these same people become spineless molluscs when encountering politicians who have repeatedly ràped their commonwealth for generations.

And why must they traumatise the innocent goat follow join

When will people learn that these are just humans like you

Monk, Reverend, Pastor, Apostle, Imam, Sheikh, Bishop, Ustaz...all these are humans who shiit, piiss, sleep, dream, and have the same basic human instincts as you and I, the most basic of which is the urge to procreate, aka the sexual drive.

I no longer get surprised when I hear tales of the foibles of all these religious type dudes. As a matter of fact, whenever a Nigerian introduces himself to me using any of these religious titles, I immediately get on my guard, knowing that he likely wants to pull the wool over my eyes

I'm not sure 'beautiful' is the right adjective to use in describing the lasses. 'Homely' is more like it, although it doesn't really matter, as their father's stupendous wealth can cover any shortcomings.

And yes, I know he can feed me and my entire lineage from my great-great grandfather¹⁰ down to myself.

The people who I really empathise with are those who still take organised religion seriously. It's all a damn scam, and thankfully, people's eyes are being opened to see the light.

LARRYOBRAIN:
See it here

Omo, if this is true, then it means that the Ooni really has no relevance in the grand scheme of things. This is shocking oooo.

This can never happen in Nigeria, where lawmakers even own and operate betting companies.

That virtual and Aviator go still dey bankrupt millions of people dey go.

Last month, after repeatedly playing ping-pong with my modest finances, I decided to call it quits with betting. The peace of mind I've had since then is totally unrivalled.

oz4real83:
the Oba of Benin is the father of them all. Izoduwa that was corrupted to Oduduwa was a Benin Prince who migrated to Oyo after being banished from the Benin empire. It was he that became the first Alaafin of oyo and gave birth to the first Ooni of ife and his last born also became the Oba of Benin. The yorubas will never agree that Oduduwa came from Benin. They would rather tell you either fell he from the sky or he came from Egypt using Air peace, uber cab or tesla🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 You're very correct. I've always wondered how a god falls from the sky. The Oba of Benin is indeed superior to every Yoruba ruler, dead or alive. If say na saner climes we dey, Dem suppose dey pay tribute to am sef...

Bros just dey chop clean mouth. She no know say she dey date herself.