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Romance / Re: He Met His Girlfriend In His Friend's Room by DanseMacabre(m): 8:11pm On Feb 02, 2022 |
SarutobiEky: 'Clocks'? |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Seun Onigbinde Leads Campaign To Crowdfund N10 Billion by DanseMacabre(m): 2:43pm On Feb 02, 2022 |
Abeg who fit crowdfund just 100k for me I dey on the verge of suicide so o... |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Seun Onigbinde Leads Campaign To Crowdfund N10 Billion by DanseMacabre(m): 2:42pm On Feb 02, 2022 |
Abeg who fit crowdfund 100k for me? I dey on the verge of suicide so o... |
Celebrities / Re: Moses J. Moseley Dead At 31 ; ‘Walking Dead’ Actor by DanseMacabre(m): 2:54pm On Feb 01, 2022 |
Omo... His role was quite prophetic. 5 Likes |
Family / Re: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by DanseMacabre(m): 7:55pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
ahnie: Omo this one shake me o. |
Crime / Re: Woman Smashes Friend’s Head Against Pavement For ‘looking’ At Her Boyfriend by DanseMacabre(m): 8:20pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
The woman dey on point. She no wan looseguard, come hear say 'shoot bird, mama fly.' |
Romance / Re: Tell Me About Ijaw Girls And I Send You Money by DanseMacabre(m): 9:09pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Escabado: Lol. Na Ijaw babes you say you want their gist. You never even advance me de one wen I yarn, you say make I give you their boys own. Wida |
Romance / Re: Tell Me About Ijaw Girls And I Send You Money by DanseMacabre(m): 9:05pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
MotivationKG: No lies Abe. I remember Bolex dat year. E don tey wey me comot from there sha. Doo. |
Romance / Re: Tell Me About Ijaw Girls And I Send You Money by DanseMacabre(m): 7:01pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Be like this OP just dey find talk. Ijaw girls no dey too run okpo level, so how you wan see them for Badoo All wetin wawelexy tell you na churchest. Me sef been get my fair share of the Tariebis and the Woyintaris and the Woyinkaris and the Miebis etc. Ijaw girls get natural ukwu genes for their blood, only say most no dey too fine facially like that, but dem get maaaad metabolism in the sense say dem no dey too fat; mostly slim, but 95℅ get ukwu. Dem dey very homely and hospitable, and the women go do everything within their power to satisfy you as man. Dem go give you mouthwatering dish e.g kekefia, still give you unlimited pussy on top. The only issue be say dem no too hold sex sacred like that, so dem fit share am for your friends normal level. Most dey be single mothers as well, since your peers dey mostly regard you only if you don drop one or two. If na Yenagoa you dey you go fit sight dem around Ekeki or Amarata, at least you go see the ones with sizeable ukwu. But the maddest na if you enter their communities like Imiringi or Ekeibiri or Ikibiri or Ayama or...but boys fit use you catch cruise cos Ijaw boys na a whole different ball game on their own. But amongst all, na Nembe girls na im finish work scatter for Bayelsa. Disclaimer: For every strict rule, there is an exception. 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:41am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Tennessee85: I was not aware of this fact, as I didn't keep up with it after he was initially detained. Thanks for the enlightenment. This makes Jakumo's derision clearer now. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:28am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Jakumo: you be madman I swear. I almost choked on my breakfast. Djokovic na high profile customer na...even PM fit don dey aware of the visa. Na when uproar too much dem wan begin backtrack. 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:23am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Reference: Did Djokovic sneak into the country? The Australian Tennis Association first granted him an exemption or whatever, before his visa was additionally approved. Why the sudden volte-face when he's now in the country legitimately? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:19am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Jakumo: Oga Solicitor, how him even take get the visa enter in the first place? Who approve him visa? It even lends more credence to my assertion. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:14am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Tennessee85: I believe there are such things as contractual obligations Tennis player with the WTA... Australian Open tournament....ring a bell You no even see say dem grant am visa in the first place abi how him take enter? 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: How Policeman Was Shot Dead By His Colleague Inside Station In Calabar (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:58am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Hmmm...to be brutally honest it's becoming increasingly herculean to show any form of empathy whatsoever to members of our armed forces both military and paramilitary. 165 Likes 11 Shares |
Crime / Re: Father Accused Of Raping His 3-Year-Old Daughter In Bauchi by DanseMacabre(m): 8:36am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Fashionista01: So the man who can't control himself is a blessing |
Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 8:31am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Nawa o. This whole bs don dey really seem like ploy to force more people to take this vaccine. Na so dem no gree Kyrie Irving play almost half the season for NBA. Isn't vaccination supposed to be a voluntary decision provided dem don test say you no get am 35 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by DanseMacabre(m): 6:52pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
Tellwhat: Which kyn odds you play like so 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: What Happened To, FG’s Hand-Picked Replacement For Twitter? - FIJ by DanseMacabre(m): 3:40pm On Jan 13, 2022 |
Lol. No way a mediocre app like crowwe was gonna see the light of day. Why's the name of the Indian app censored in this reportage though 2 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: The Worst Embarrassment You Have Received As A Result Of You Not Having Money by DanseMacabre(m): 8:16pm On Jan 12, 2022 |
BKsoul2: Wow. You have a heart of gold ma'am. God bless you. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Over 20 People, Children Die In Cars Trapped In Snow Storm In Pakistan(Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:22pm On Jan 10, 2022 |
Omo...see snow wey some of us dey pray to experience even once before we die, na im dey kpoof people so. Life no balance. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Kano Almost At Standstill As People Trek Around While Keke Drivers Are On Strike by DanseMacabre(m): 3:21pm On Jan 10, 2022 |
xoftxoul: Say it out, na all this mind-my-business make us dey where we dey as a nation. Sabon Gari is neglected because it is mainly populated by Christians, or 'arna' in local parlance. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: CAF Increases Prize Money For Champions by DanseMacabre(m): 8:32am On Jan 08, 2022 |
Okay. This one no go still make Nigeria win. |
Crime / Re: Iranian Gay Man Beheaded And Killed By His Family by DanseMacabre(m): 10:07pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
Headline says 'Beheaded and Killed' Shey before e go dey alive after dem behead am ne 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by DanseMacabre(m): 10:13pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
Bellerophon: Supu!!! |
Crime / Re: NDLEA arrests lady attempting to smuggle cocaine, recovers heroin, tramadol caps by DanseMacabre(m): 2:28pm On Dec 26, 2021 |
Why una paste am twice |
Crime / Re: Osun Plumber Who Went Missing Few Days To His Wedding Found In Ritualists’ Den by DanseMacabre(m): 8:10am On Dec 10, 2021 |
Chai What skull miners cannot do doesn't exist. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Viral Video Of A Nigerian Female Secondary School Student Smoking In Class by DanseMacabre(m): 10:56pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
Lol Lemme better not waste this opportunity to chant "the future is femail."
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Crime / Re: Fraudster Bags One Year For N6m Fraud In Kano by DanseMacabre(m): 2:29pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
Lol. See the speed wey this thread take enter FP with less than 3-4 comments. Na mods dey fuel this ethno-tribal war for NL, nothing wey you fit tell me otherwise. Now to the focal point, most southern cities and towns don too cast via SARS and EFCC, and for north things dey relatively safe as regards the kyn vicious police brutality wey dey south, so some working boys don dey set their sights on northern towns and cities. What the hell, even abo0ki don dey press, so no levels. Na who know know sha 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gushes Over Eniola Badmus’ New Look After Weight Loss by DanseMacabre(m): 2:33pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gushes Over Eniola Badmus’ New Look After Weight Loss by DanseMacabre(m): 5:35am On Dec 06, 2021 |
handsomeyinka: Weight bro. 18 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gushes Over Eniola Badmus’ New Look After Weight Loss by DanseMacabre(m): 5:31am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Hmmmm. The kind stretch marks wey go full no be here o. This should definitely be surgical. But at least she looks way better, and not like a heart attack waiting to happen. 21 Likes |
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