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Romance / Re: He Met His Girlfriend In His Friend's Room by DanseMacabre(m): 8:11pm On Feb 02, 2022
SarutobiEky:
Trouble that can't be named;
Shoot an apple off my head.

'Clocks'?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Seun Onigbinde Leads Campaign To Crowdfund N10 Billion by DanseMacabre(m): 2:43pm On Feb 02, 2022
Abeg who fit crowdfund just 100k for me I dey on the verge of suicide so o...
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Seun Onigbinde Leads Campaign To Crowdfund N10 Billion by DanseMacabre(m): 2:42pm On Feb 02, 2022
Abeg who fit crowdfund 100k for me? I dey on the verge of suicide so o...
Celebrities / Re: Moses J. Moseley Dead At 31 ; ‘Walking Dead’ Actor by DanseMacabre(m): 2:54pm On Feb 01, 2022
Omo...

His role was quite prophetic.

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Family / Re: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by DanseMacabre(m): 7:55pm On Jan 18, 2022
ahnie:
When my wicked elder now disowned brother angryly jumped on my belly with an intent to kill me after beating me severely,he carried me and was about throwing me inside a well.i was 2 plus old then...that memory just refused leaving me.

Omo this one shake me o.
Crime / Re: Woman Smashes Friend’s Head Against Pavement For ‘looking’ At Her Boyfriend by DanseMacabre(m): 8:20pm On Jan 17, 2022
The woman dey on point. She no wan looseguard, come hear say 'shoot bird, mama fly.'
Romance / Re: Tell Me About Ijaw Girls And I Send You Money by DanseMacabre(m): 9:09pm On Jan 16, 2022
Escabado:


Tell me more about bayelsa boys, are they agreesive if they see you with there girls . Or they harm you . I heard lot of cultish full bayelsa

Lol. Na Ijaw babes you say you want their gist. You never even advance me de one wen I yarn, you say make I give you their boys own. Wida
Romance / Re: Tell Me About Ijaw Girls And I Send You Money by DanseMacabre(m): 9:05pm On Jan 16, 2022
MotivationKG:


Bro, na Tombia girls carry first now. Nembe girls don fall go second.

Imiringi girls nor join de list sef

No lies Abe. I remember Bolex dat year. E don tey wey me comot from there sha. Doo.
Romance / Re: Tell Me About Ijaw Girls And I Send You Money by DanseMacabre(m): 7:01pm On Jan 16, 2022
Be like this OP just dey find talk. Ijaw girls no dey too run okpo level, so how you wan see them for Badoo

All wetin wawelexy tell you na churchest. Me sef been get my fair share of the Tariebis and the Woyintaris and the Woyinkaris and the Miebis etc. Ijaw girls get natural ukwu genes for their blood, only say most no dey too fine facially like that, but dem get maaaad metabolism in the sense say dem no dey too fat; mostly slim, but 95℅ get ukwu.

Dem dey very homely and hospitable, and the women go do everything within their power to satisfy you as man. Dem go give you mouthwatering dish e.g kekefia, still give you unlimited pussy on top. The only issue be say dem no too hold sex sacred like that, so dem fit share am for your friends normal level. Most dey be single mothers as well, since your peers dey mostly regard you only if you don drop one or two.

If na Yenagoa you dey you go fit sight dem around Ekeki or Amarata, at least you go see the ones with sizeable ukwu. But the maddest na if you enter their communities like Imiringi or Ekeibiri or Ikibiri or Ayama or...but boys fit use you catch cruise cos Ijaw boys na a whole different ball game on their own.

But amongst all, na Nembe girls na im finish work scatter for Bayelsa.

Disclaimer: For every strict rule, there is an exception.

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Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:41am On Jan 16, 2022
Tennessee85:
Oga, are you even following this case at all? Aren't you aware he is under investigation for
lying on his immigration form,
where he claimed that he
hadn’t traveled within 14 days before landing in Australia,
when in fact he’d been in Spain the previous day?

I was not aware of this fact, as I didn't keep up with it after he was initially detained. Thanks for the enlightenment. This makes Jakumo's derision clearer now.

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Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:28am On Jan 16, 2022
Jakumo:


Possibly a hungry embassy employee in Serbia took 40 naira to issue that failed bogus visa that has now been revoked with immediate effect.

grin grin grin you be madman I swear. I almost choked on my breakfast.

Djokovic na high profile customer na...even PM fit don dey aware of the visa. Na when uproar too much dem wan begin backtrack.

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Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:23am On Jan 16, 2022
Reference:


Yes, there are and Mr. Novak could have pulled out on medical grounds.
Tennis players do so frequently.

Did Djokovic sneak into the country? The Australian Tennis Association first granted him an exemption or whatever, before his visa was additionally approved. Why the sudden volte-face when he's now in the country legitimately?

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Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:19am On Jan 16, 2022
Jakumo:


Contractual obligations are subordinate to the rule of law, Oga Barrister.

Oga Solicitor, how him even take get the visa enter in the first place? Who approve him visa? It even lends more credence to my assertion.

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Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 9:14am On Jan 16, 2022
Tennessee85:
If you don't want to take vaccine, then don't travel to Australia. The Australians aren't forcing you to take the vaccine, just don't go to their country with your unvaccinated ass. This is very simple.

I believe there are such things as contractual obligations Tennis player with the WTA... Australian Open tournament....ring a bell You no even see say dem grant am visa in the first place abi how him take enter?

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Crime / Re: How Policeman Was Shot Dead By His Colleague Inside Station In Calabar (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:58am On Jan 16, 2022
Hmmm...to be brutally honest it's becoming increasingly herculean to show any form of empathy whatsoever to members of our armed forces both military and paramilitary.

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Crime / Re: Father Accused Of Raping His 3-Year-Old Daughter In Bauchi by DanseMacabre(m): 8:36am On Jan 16, 2022
Fashionista01:
Any man that can control himself is a curse to himself and the society at large.

So the man who can't control himself is a blessing
Sports / Re: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by DanseMacabre(m): 8:31am On Jan 16, 2022
Nawa o. This whole bs don dey really seem like ploy to force more people to take this vaccine. Na so dem no gree Kyrie Irving play almost half the season for NBA.


Isn't vaccination supposed to be a voluntary decision provided dem don test say you no get am

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by DanseMacabre(m): 6:52pm On Jan 15, 2022
Tellwhat:
If this match end 3-1 I go vex

I need Naija to score two more goals

But make Sudan no go score the goals o shocked

Which kyn odds you play like so

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Politics / Re: What Happened To, FG’s Hand-Picked Replacement For Twitter? - FIJ by DanseMacabre(m): 3:40pm On Jan 13, 2022
Lol. No way a mediocre app like crowwe was gonna see the light of day.


Why's the name of the Indian app censored in this reportage though

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Family / Re: The Worst Embarrassment You Have Received As A Result Of You Not Having Money by DanseMacabre(m): 8:16pm On Jan 12, 2022
BKsoul2:
ok.....Now i understand..... God bless your family...


Wow. You have a heart of gold ma'am. God bless you.

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Travel / Re: Over 20 People, Children Die In Cars Trapped In Snow Storm In Pakistan(Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:22pm On Jan 10, 2022
Omo...see snow wey some of us dey pray to experience even once before we die, na im dey kpoof people so. Life no balance.

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Travel / Re: Kano Almost At Standstill As People Trek Around While Keke Drivers Are On Strike by DanseMacabre(m): 3:21pm On Jan 10, 2022
xoftxoul:

Kano is clean o
But this part of Kano has not been the focus of the agency that is in charge of cleaning and sanitation

Say it out, na all this mind-my-business make us dey where we dey as a nation.

Sabon Gari is neglected because it is mainly populated by Christians, or 'arna' in local parlance.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: CAF Increases Prize Money For Champions by DanseMacabre(m): 8:32am On Jan 08, 2022
Okay.


This one no go still make Nigeria win. angry
Crime / Re: Iranian Gay Man Beheaded And Killed By His Family by DanseMacabre(m): 10:07pm On Dec 30, 2021
Headline says 'Beheaded and Killed'

Shey before e go dey alive after dem behead am ne

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by DanseMacabre(m): 10:13pm On Dec 28, 2021
Bellerophon:
It is was a volcanic eruption of laughter for me as I read through your piece! You have an adult baby and a sponge wearing the facade of old age to propagate and perpetuate his dependency on you! Men are naturally egoistic and the machismo of masculine pride would by default discourage a man from taking residence with a woman regardless of the nature of their relationships! It could be an act of love if it is a very brief stint and not repeated, however where there is a recurrence it is only portentous of a classic diagnosis of acute dependency or parasitism!

Outside of you and the relationship you share, he is meant to have a circle however small of friends with whom several rendezvous and soirée together enjoying and relishing their masculine bravado will be a cherished event. What I mean is a man has his circle of boys with whom hanging out should be an indelible experience! Why a man will very happily be comfortable with the ceaseless company of a woman in isolation to the social cycle of friends and family or colleagues is only an indication of one thing, he is parasitic, dependent, lacks social goodwill, less busy and most of all has no business with pride as shame is his constant companion! Console yourself with the sex as you endure your time in the daycare babysitting your baby blimp!


Supu!!!
Crime / Re: NDLEA arrests lady attempting to smuggle cocaine, recovers heroin, tramadol caps by DanseMacabre(m): 2:28pm On Dec 26, 2021
Why una paste am twice
Crime / Re: Osun Plumber Who Went Missing Few Days To His Wedding Found In Ritualists’ Den by DanseMacabre(m): 8:10am On Dec 10, 2021
Chai

What skull miners cannot do doesn't exist.

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Crime / Re: Viral Video Of A Nigerian Female Secondary School Student Smoking In Class by DanseMacabre(m): 10:56pm On Dec 07, 2021
Lol

Lemme better not waste this opportunity to chant "the future is femail."

Crime / Re: Fraudster Bags One Year For N6m Fraud In Kano by DanseMacabre(m): 2:29pm On Dec 07, 2021
Lol.

See the speed wey this thread take enter FP with less than 3-4 comments.


Na mods dey fuel this ethno-tribal war for NL, nothing wey you fit tell me otherwise. grin grin


Now to the focal point, most southern cities and towns don too cast via SARS and EFCC, and for north things dey relatively safe as regards the kyn vicious police brutality wey dey south, so some working boys don dey set their sights on northern towns and cities. What the hell, even abo0ki don dey press, so no levels. Na who know know sha

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gushes Over Eniola Badmus’ New Look After Weight Loss by DanseMacabre(m): 2:33pm On Dec 06, 2021
Malawian:

Ahu atara ata ka bu kwa n'ime ahu.

gringrin

Eziokwu.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gushes Over Eniola Badmus’ New Look After Weight Loss by DanseMacabre(m): 5:35am On Dec 06, 2021
handsomeyinka:
She looks smarter now...

Abi na Nigeria economy condition make her loose wait?...(Buhari Effect)..

Another Achievement by president Buhari

Weight bro.

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gushes Over Eniola Badmus’ New Look After Weight Loss by DanseMacabre(m): 5:31am On Dec 06, 2021
Hmmmm.


The kind stretch marks wey go full no be here o. This should definitely be surgical. But at least she looks way better, and not like a heart attack waiting to happen.

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