Omo...

If say him know him for no comot. Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi rajiun.

Lol.


The APC government has, in the build up to the 2023 presidential elections, made a significant paradigm shift from blaming the preceding government and main opposition, to now blaming its own citizens for its incompetence and failure.


Wetin person no go see

FutureIsFemale:
ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS. Men will sleep with anything with a hole.
Sleep with lizard, sleep with snake, sleep with minors, sleep with grannies, sleep with dead bodies. Just anything with a hole.

God punish them all.

In other words you're saying you're a product of rape That all your male relatives should be punished by God

Careful what you wish for.

Hmmmm.

It's either this is fake news, or the Iragbiji-born drug baron and perennially incontinent politician is beginning to experience what was rumoured to be affecting our President: cognitive dissonance.

They're just promoting Made in Nigeria ghana-must-go bags, though for the life of me I don't understand why the products being advertised are relegated to the background.

omenkaLives:
[s]Just say you're sad terrorists suffered losses. No one will flog you. After all, it wouldn't be the first time you'd do so. You and your kindred are known to wail when terrorists are killed.[/s]

Absolute bollocks.

Hmmmmm.


All these dogon turanci on top one or two dead terrorists and abandoned equipment

If I were a patriotic Nigerian I'd have congratulated the army for killing two 'terrorists', but the blatant and gross human rights abuses by our armed forces, as well as extra judicial executions, make me a little hesitant in doing so...

The biblical injunction would be to monetise this and give the proceeds to the poor, but if I mention this to Ejike, he fit swear for me to suffer for 600 years, so...

LadyTara:
I always say this that wokeness will be the bane and eventual destruction of this generation.

It's crazy. The liberalism practised in the West has found its way here, without the attendant societal development. So imagine how worse our society could get. What is scarier is that it's only just begun.

Hmmmm.

This is both alarming and sickening. Of all the positive we could learn from the first world/West, we choose only the harmful practices. We dey form woke, and our morality recedes like Shehu Sani's hairline as time goes on. And it's a vicious circle: children raised without parental care and guidance turn out morally bankrupt, and go on to raise their own kids the same way.

It's inconceivable to think that a fvcking ten-year old already knows truth or dare, and even 'riding'. Yet here we are. Naija 'elite' schools are dumping grounds for degenerate children of degenerate parents, and it's a no-brainer that they pass this behaviour to other kids who might be from saner homes, while their parents are forming woke on Twitter.

I weak wallahi. This woke culture we're imbibing might likely be the death of us all. As chaotic as nature might seem, it has its own rules and order. Humans wanna subvert that order and think they will escape the repercussions. The world's gone crazy...

CryptoClub2018:


God wey just dey happy with the resurrection of his son our Lord Jesus Christ na him this Ngige dey disturb with lie.

My brother...

Hmmmmm.


'God' never recover the suffer wey im suffer for Chris Okotie hand finish, Ngige wan come add him own.

Hmmmmm. Thank God say your life and your hymen still dey intact. I hope this severely dents the hotel's reputation.

Police across Africa dey mostly the same: underfunded and -equipped, zero-to-low motivation, grossly incompetent and unprofessional.

Hmmmm.


It seems that the cocaine trafficking occupation is fully staffed by Ndimkpurummiri, aka people of Ndigbo extraction, as the names in this report suggest.

This monopoly is condemnable. Efforts should be made by patriotic Nigerians to ensure that this seemingly lucrative trade becomes inclusive and involves the principles of federal character enshrined in the Nigerian constitution.

When you understand that Nigeria is God's personal comic relief, things like this would cease to bother you. It's all according to divine design.

Hmmmm.

My brother you don't need anyone to read the handwriting on the wall for you, cos it's as legible as Bleep.

Count your losses and move on: it's over.

folake4u:


You're right oh. Some of their movies made me terrified as a child. I can't even deal!!!

But then again, African parents will see everything wrong in Harry Potter and a host of other fantasy movies because To God be the glory wasn't added at the end of the movie.

You just made my day @the bolded.

People now fond of washing their dirty linen in public. What social media cannot cause does not exist.

superemmy:
Most Nigerians are stupid especially our youth. The only thing they derived from this write-up is the similarity of her name to our language for female genitali@.

Her name isn't the point here.

The point here is, how could a 24 years old surpass all odds to gain a political ticket in the midst of experienced adversaries.

How can we apply this tactics to the next Presidential election as Youths?

Sometimes I just feel disappointed in our Nigerian Youth

Don't take life too seriously bro. Lighten up every now and then.

Jakumo:


Na him I been wan talk o. Wonder no dey finish. Toto? As in TOTO? Chai ! !

Hahahahahaha the thing bow me too o!

chocboi78:
wait! That one that day different from this one?

Yes I. E be like the other one na she wear black for the picture sef.

All die na die na, whether through electrocution or lethal injection or hanging or firing squad.


Oyinbos always making mountains out of molehills.

Hmmmmm...


Chukwuebuka but grew up in Ondo At least he's not into skull-mining like the denizens of the SW.


He only wanted to develop Edo State, hence his resort to such a gruesome crime.


No worry, after you don collect torture finish you go talk true.

Hmmmm.

E be like BMCs still better pass this Tinubu PR gang o...

Nawa oooo


E be like obesity dey Uzodinma children genes...the other day the obese one in black use soldiers take pursue her husband side-chick...let's pray this one husband dey faithful.

Hmmmm.

So who then is Jesus

The Iragbiji-born drug peddler and perennial urine-leaking presidential hopeful

Blasphemy.

Hmmmm.


If you ask me, Simon Ekpa is just a short man whose messages will be brief and straight to the point. Also, he might be more grounded than Nnamdi Kanu, but he'll always look up to him.

Him resemble cow already so they should likewise tether him to a tree for one week with persistent beating.

Nigeria eats up yet another one of her children.