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TANTUMERGO007:
better than the ones that goes to club on Fridays

Will rather Enjoy my life than a throne that turns you to a prison , you may as well carry his chair to Kirikiri.

MRBrownJ:
get your facts right... they did have plan to start a family together, just without being married. if you believe that you MUST be married to start a family then i suggest you quickly wake up and start living in the 21st century.

You must be a baby daddy or a baby mama. Yes you are supposed to be married before having kids. 21st century have nothing to do with you not being responsible.

TANTUMERGO007:
and you compare all these 'whatsapp' obas to the great OBA OF BENIN, its indeed an insult

Your Lazy king that never leave his Palace, dead or Alive you people don't know. Apart from Benin king being an Old institution, it's a dead Crown.

bqlekan:
Lol, who does that, BTW, I neef not open my can of worms here

Lol go and get a refund for all the money you spend on those Lies

toyosi007:
Lol chairman, that 1am to 7am is suffering plan.. that's not evening plan.. the evening plan I'm on is the 6pm to 8am weekdays and 24/7 weekends.. instead of the 20gb Spectranet allocates I use unlimited instead.. so m 6pm to 8am everyday is unlimited and my whole weekend from fridy to monday is also unlimited.. I don't have to punish myself like you people to wait till 1am to use a fake and throttled unlimited.

I need Internet at Work, so I need it day and night, the 6pm will only benefit Yahoo boy.

michhitman:
*481#

Airtel internet is the Slowest internet on the Planet. I will rather seat down and pull my hair out.

toyosi007:
I use Spectranet unlimited evening plan. It's both legal and otherwise because I get Daily limit of 1 terabyte

Can you call 1am Evening? I Use the Sprectranet 30g for 10knaira unlimited from 1am to 5am . I watch netflix on the weekends, staying up from 1am is not easy, dropping the plan when my money Expires. 10pm would have been better.

Benikuuse:
Fayosi is a scam, an attention seeker, a noise maker. He criticize buhari every blessing day but Ekiti is not a heaven.

Ekiti is not heaven , Satan sef refuse to live there before he Move to Aba

Abrahamayeh:
who e epp

My guy who you Help? Help yourself

ebosie11:
Iconic actor, laywer and politician, Kenneth Okonkwo was at the official residence of the President of the United States, Barack Obama, in Washington, D.C. Disclosing the news,the excited actor said.....

“Straight from the white house!!! It's been God's doing.”

He looks so trim and younger. See more photos below;

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/nollywood-actor-kenneth-okonkwo-visits.html

This is not an official duty, but a paid tour. For 20$ you too can get the same white house experience.

If I tell you guys what Women have done to me, Men on Nairaland will Join me in a Riot Against Women. All sides have bad apples, don't use someone else's experience to Make your own decisions about relationships.

Benin say hello to your New King.

bqlekan:
Nah,most were more than just hear-believe. It was a confirmatory experimen. You grab?

Confirmed as in you use your tip to probe it, or confirm by taking her Words for it?

AirSultan:
14yr öld bawo, kilode. The lord says ask and it wil be given to you! Lol

My guy if you ask God for a Virgin, he will ask you if he dey do hat tricks lol

tosyne2much:
Baba I like this ur testimony oooooooo

Bro let me Not lie, I almost cried when I found out, Was planning to Marry her before the break up lol

layla129:
We are still in existence sir...we are just endangered species

When you tell me your age, then I will tell you whether I believe you or Not. If you are over 20 I might require u to send a sample lol.

bqlekan:
Bro, there are virgins in abundance out there. They exist at their 20's. Infact, there was a time in my life when almost every lady I met turns out to be a virgin. I thought it was a curse self. The truth is, you are not looking at the right place.

Do you ever try seat down and think maybe all the ones you met just don't want to give you any p?

Mr C am sorry to inform you that your daughter is already from a Broken home. Your daughter is a Excuse for you to stay with her. You don't want to be a lone is the Problem you are having. If you Leave her you will meet someone else and have more children and you will love them the same, it not more because of the peace of mind.

donbenedict:
I just duno, i'm not that into music.

I hope thats is because they don't have a Radio in you one goat Village, only sadist don't like music

ChidinmaRose:
It was my birthday some days ago and this "guy" that claimed he "liked" me (mtchewww) got me something that was supposed to be a "phone"

It looked fancy and all but it had a 500 MB RAM. I looked at him and said WHY Who uses a 500 MB RAM in 2016?

He looked at me and told me that I should be grateful because he spent 60k on this phone.

I was like (WTF) don't you know you can get a 1 GB RAM for less than 60k.
Then he now started vexing and I didn't understand why

Long story short, I made him return the phone and get a a better one ; Tecno Boom j8 which was way better, it had 2GB RAM and was just 40k. I even saved him 20k, he should be thanking me.

Now he won't pick my calls and reply my texts, please tell me, ladies and guys, was I wrong or was he just plain selfish

Is it me or this babe is marketing techno

AirSultan:
7D cinema at Thika road mall, nairobi.. Cool. To the topic. I respect them and if I have the chance, I wanna marry one. Cc: wildflame, saintsamurai, breadandbeans, smellymouth, hallack, bqlekan.. What ya'll take on this

Then you must be planing on marrying a 14yr old then. Virgin in 2016? In Nigeria?

demiladegold:
okay, so a nigerian guy asked me out on a date and here in kenya all this guys get knacked so much by kenyan girls that nigerian girls be like trash to them.... so you can imagine how thrilled i was when fine naija guy dey beg me for a date.

after begging me plenty times na him i agree o

the guy was so nice, we went to one nice restaurant, had launch, saw a 7d cinema, and he even bought me some things. the sweetest thing was after all this he just got me a cab and i went home. not one mention of sex.

when i got home, i did the usual and sent him a thank you message for the date.. we started chatting and one thing led to another and he asked me if i was a virgin. na in i come talk say yes o.

next thing i knew the guy told me "i run away from virgins. i find them childish and annoying and it irritates me"

i shock!

me that was thinking he would be proud that fine girl like me can stilll be a virgin...

okay so the thing behind this long tori wey i don write be say i just wan ask

GUYS! WHATS YOUR TAKE ON VIRGIN GIRLS?

The guy is not ready to court you, he just want to have sex with you and move on. I guy that wants to have a relationship with you will wait at least 3 to 4 months before he starts to complain.

I once stole a girl from my cousin because he was complaining she's a Virgin, he didn't care he just called me mumu for waiting. I waited 3months before she gave it to me and we dated 2yrs. We broke up briefly and my Cousin who hated Virgins started sleeping with her go figure lol.

All this girl's with big possy always looking for Big dick, when you use your Yankee to do Charity at a Young age, now you are looking for Big oko ole.

oginineme:
I have had my fair share of relationships, some good some bad and some ugly.
So just incase there is a qualified guy among you Romancelanders. Here is a tip:

1) A man with Strong, Stable Tool.

I remember one time I went to a club with this dude, I was giving him a slow sensual dance and I felt something like iron hitting my behind, well, I immediately fell for him ooo. The rest they say is history. No be say you go dey rock man and still NOTHING!!

2) A man with a strong stable device.

There was this dude I dated last year, he was using one Gionee phone that will get so hot that you can use it to iron cloth!! He will always complain about battery everytime .But the guy am eyeing now uses one TECNO J8 with BOOM headsets and 2GB RAM, as a music lover I have fallen for the phone sef before the guy. Lol.

3) A man with a Strong lovely set of wheels.

With the poor transport system in Nigeria, who does not like a guy with a nice ride. Not those cars that lack Ac or good sound system. I really do not like SUVs but I prefer small cute cars.
So if anyone here has some/all of these qualities am game. No be tall dark handsome I go chop.

Asewo ole

nattyhero:
16 months
Toyota Camry 2003
You call it big for nothing but I call it big for a purpose.
Roomy and speedy

That is the best Camry Mechanically

Siena:
[color=Blue]Now that's how a car should be serviced. Not changing the oil and filter every 2 months. [/color]

Luxury cars are Actually Cheaper to Maintain than all this Toyota's. My Company car is a Muscle, Always at the shop for Ac Issues, it's new than the Benz, but the Benz is Cold like Alaska.

BOUNTYDOG:
Correct.
And what grade of oil do u use?
Where do u buy them from?
That a mad ass machine u gat V8 or V12?

The S63 is the V8 Kompresor, mine is the V12 Biturbo. I use Mobile 1, my last Oil Change I use the forte Oil
Synthetic a Gallon is like 6700. No Complaints so far.

My car only require Oil change every 15k miles , have only driven 12k miles in two years 2012 s65 Mercedes-Benz

Can they find this girl a Charity cause to support. While Zara is busy saving the Children this one is busy Snapping pix at every opportunity.

all of you who think her pastor did it, sorry it was IVF, Glory be to God for giving Doctors the Brains to create Miracle of Life

Shigoboy:
My uncle who is in UK normally send money direct to my GTBANK through agent, about a month bank I was expecting some money from him which I later received, but to my greatest surprise, I received the alert twice and the amount was doubled, I ignored it hoping it was just an bank alert error, as time goes on, as I was making other transactions with the account extra N370 keeps reflecting, but the issue was the my account was restricted, on getting to bank to know why the restriction I was told I opened the account as a student account and their is a limit to amount I can't receive with it which is 500K and I've received more than that so I was asked to upgrade it to be active, as I write this message I still have the money in my account which I've only withdrawn 10K from it, I'm scared of bank issue, I don't want them to start dragging my boxer, it's a month now, guyz do you think they can still come for this money? I already have a plan for this money, I guess the error is from the agent that did the fund transfer not bank, I'm still wondering if that is my 2016 Promo.

Bank System update every 3months, so Wait23months dry look the money for eye. After that it's yours.

gimakon:
The very day YOU voted buhari in, were you expecting heaven? This is part of the change na, so what are you complaining here for. Point of correction yorubas always want to show superiority over igbos so if igbos fire back, I don't see why you must complain here. Yorubas dislike the igbos, and we decided to give you people space so that you can witness part of the change you welcomed.

All na change. Deal with it.

So who are we supposed to vote in? Jonathan? You think Nigeria is bad now, under Jonathan you will eat your mother for food. President Buhari is working , but people who are making money under Jonathan are trying to Sabotage his Government. You can't give 24hrs electric when People are Blowing up Gaspipes or where diesel Marketers are bribing NEPA not to give us light so we can buy petrol and Diesel for generators. Why do you think they ban fuel in Kegs?