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I trust this story will inspire you for the day... A father left 17 rams as an asset for his three sons. When the father passed away, his sons opened up the will. The Will of the father stated that the eldest son should get 1/2(half) of 17 rams while the middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third).The youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the 17 rams. As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, three sons started to fight with each other. So, the three sons decided to go to a wise man. The wise man listened patiently about the Will. The wise man, after giving this thought, brought one ram of his own and added the same to 17. That increased the total to 18 rams. Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will. Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 rams. 1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 rams. 1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 rams. Now add this up: 9 plus 6 plus 2 is 17 and this leaves one ram, which the wise man took back! MORAL: The attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th ram i.e. the common ground (Zone of Possible Agreement). Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times. However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any |
Its A̶̲̥̅ hard thing Τ̅☺ part with your hard earned 500k so God go punish them, wen you notice dee seller is begining Τ̅☺ tell you diffrent stories RUN, and pay 4wat you see and touch, don't go alone, don't go for there wit cash better †ђξ transfer thing(its easier than what pple say abt it) finally take style snap dee guy if possible video dee scammer. Dats all! |
Pray b4 you do †ђξ transaction or browse for †ђξ car online. |
Hi! Ve gone tru all dee coments and ans todee enquiries mine email is jidox4u@gmail.com -I would like -to knw dee last price(9ja tins) of buying and instalation, if it works on any car? Then -in one of thee reviews on your site there was difficulty retriving -the car because dee ba3 had been removed, so wen you change ba3s does it stop working?and is it A̶̲̥̅ subscription tin were -i might need -to pay sumfin month or an outright purchase. Tanks Pls send -me dee answers and other relevant tins -i might need 2knw |
So ow do ℓ̊ apply? Mine Email is jidox4u@gmail.com |
Mehn ℓ̊ flashed them and it worked it was †ђξ computer that answered " this is dee lagos emergency service pls hold on some 1 wud talk 2u shortly" but dee responce time of an hour 2long na, haba! What if its amatter of death and life? Any Nigerian Police God go help una with your slougishness. Eko o ni Baje oh! |
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Hmmm.... Na wa oh! Our own mum na IBTC she dey use, and dee way they do their tins seem organised ℓ̊ just pray say dat it won't change wen she retires, ♍γ̲̣̣̥ question is dat is it by-force too have A̶̲̥̅ PFA because even ♍γ̲̣̣̥ sister that is A̶̲̥̅ contract staff have her money been deducted by this PFA and maa advice and lesson learnt frm this thread Run from double wahala because you b owner of dead body**no near ARN PFA** because their story ♌o good at all. |
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All Noted Sirs, Esp dose abt dee high way and dee idea of caging your self ni dee name of security. Mine is if you have -to drive and your mum is -in dee car make sure she sits @ dee back(esp if she is A̶̲̥̅ Yoruba woman and she owns dee car) because her noise and talk is enof distraction. *ha Jesu, oori moto yen ni? Ni suru ki wan koja.oti sumon moto yen ju**** bla bla bla. |
2much Moni by Omo baba olowo |
ASSU learn frm your elder broder and call off if not this strike affect some students with over age issue when its tym for service. So pockect your pride and call off aterall if dee government buy all those state of dee art equiptments its not as if you can operate it because wat you learnt i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ 197?... Is not applicable i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ 2013 so most of your members are outdated. So stop all this noise and wickedness. |
Mehn you neva see Kano beans, up till №ω it still takes 4hrs 32mins 22sec so dee short cut -is -to put nail and spoon dats after soaking it over nite and pls remember don't use -a stove or gas use better dry bamboo sticks as fire wood. Hope this helps coppers -in dee state. Peace |
Darejyde: T̲̣̣̥HĨ̷̊S Oyinbo people dey crase oh na everytin dem wan try? Those guys are not sane because |
T̲̣̣̥HĨ̷̊S Oyinbo people dey crase oh na everytin dem wan try? Those guys are not sane because 1.♌o sane person wud bε̲̣̣̣̥ guy wen coRrect babes full every were. Two. Want Τ̅☺ bε̲̣̣̣̥ infected with †ђξ most deadly virus i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ †ђξ world. Three. Announce it Τ̅☺ †ђξ world and bε̲̣̣̣̥ proud of it. Four. Have A̶̲̥̅ word for †ђξ devilish act #Bug chaser |
1 gud tin abt it Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ dat you wud still bε̲̣̣̣̥ paid ℓ̊ belive 9ja Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ not broke cos ♍γ̲̣̣̥ presido sed so. If NLC use this 1take start strike then ℓ̊ wud knw that this Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ politically motivated Τ̅☺ make GEJ not settle down and achieve his goals althoug, so na oppurtunity Τ̅☺ sack pple wea dey dere giv pple lyk us work oh |
Front Page tins cos ℓ̊ tink this Iƨ A̶̲̥̅ good developtment. |
Sounds like they ♌o longer have christian tagets №ω turn Τ̅☺ killing their own brothers not only bi Islam but blood wch just goes Τ̅☺ show dey are confused f*#ked heads. Goodnews for Goodluck because there wud bε̲̣̣̣̥ less pple Τ̅☺ vote Buhari. RIP Τ̅☺ †ђξ dead |
Seriously i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ♍γ̲̣̣̥ area i̶̲̥̅̊n Ipaja we usually ve lite for like 20 Τoo 22hrs but most cases 20hrs we are almost dere but on sundays na gobe lite na like 10 hrs ♍γ̲̣̣̥ problem na this NEPA bois wea dey cut lite every week, Haba(HABATiCaLLy) even wen ℓ̊ was inn Kaduna Poly Quaters inn sabo by-pass lite ♌o b problem(20hrs)@least *pls state were your area Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ for easy reference* |
Numb 1fan of olamide mehn dat guy Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ gud i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ reping dee hood mehn. Baddooo! |
Nice idea by †ђξ Op mai question Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ Sir you have always asked youth Τ̅☺ get involved i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ agriculture, and we see ЂøƜ much Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ going into tthe agricultural sector 'billions' what package do you have for tthe agricultural graduates because ℓ̊ and some people have come together Τ̅☺ access or key into this but all Τ̅☺ noo avail, so please ЂøƜ do you encourage tthe youth when even tthe graduates of Agriculture can have access ΤO tthe loan or agricultural grants frm CBN or BOA. |
This Brithish guys, are they High? ™ |
DAWOOU: House, has any body recived the mail in Kaduna pls?ℓ̊ just got mine lyk 5mins go n venue Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ kurmin mashi here Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ ♍γ̲̣̣̥ num pls holla bak 08039481861 |
Hi. ℓ̊ have always followed your thread ℓ̊ Luve thee way you answer all questions ♌o matter or relivant or irrelivant and sincerity @ dee answers especially dee cost of clearing. Plz mine Iƨ that our brother Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ sendind us 1 ford galaxy 2002 and kia carens 2001/2002 from USA ℓ̊ would lyk Τ̅☺ have an idea wen Τ o expect it if it Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ shipped of next week and dee cost of clearing it. Dats all. Tanks i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ anticipation for your reply. Here Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ M̶̲̅Ɣ email jidox4u@gmail.com |
All this PEJ haters if you guys don't stop you will never see progress oh! Its not I'm swearing on you guys but imagine ow stupid, foolish, dumb and disrespectful you are for calling her names and A̶̲̥̅ hippo for that matter, remember your mum or wife can not even clean her shoes so ℓ̊ wud say Ɣ☺υя mothers and wives are goats. Free this woman ℓ̊ beg. If U̅ must critise do it constractivly not with A̶̲̥̅ bias mind and pure hate i̶̲̥̅̊n your heart. |
ℓ̊ don't knw why most of these stupid gurls and women, even guys don join dey beef this girl! She Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ A̶̲̥̅ realist dats why she Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ living her life Τ̅☺ dee fullest pls let it sink into Ɣ☺υя bread i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Ɣ☺υя skull. Hold Ɣ☺υя husband well or train Ɣ☺υя daughter Τ̅☺ copy your life style and stop blaming dee rich gurl makin her FAME AND MONEY |
12k Haba! Why na? Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ this †ђξ employment and equality promised us before he was voted i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊? If govt Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ doing this Τ̅☺ us then W̶̲̥̅̊he̶̲̥̅̊Ʀe̶̲̥̅̊ do we go Τ̅☺ get enployed na? ♍γ̲̣̣̥ case Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ bad because ℓ̊ don't have 12k, and ℓ̊ have A̶̲̥̅ HND and ♍γ̲̣̣̥ dad Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ not doing much.hmmmmmm *tears rolls down ♍γ̲̣̣̥ cheek and lost i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ tot* |
Kai! Bad belle pple too full this Nairaland joor! They like only it only when A̅ celebrity Iss sick and begging for money, if not why una lyk dey insult every celeb abeg make una get A̶̲̥̅ life! Mtschwww... |
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abeg make una get A̶̲̥̅ life! Mtschwww...