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Family / Re: Married With Kids But Deeply In Love With Another Lady by daresimon(m): 2:02pm On Jun 28, 2015
Of what use will my opinion when you had your mind made up.
Abeg do as you wish jare.
The pr**k is your strength.
Politics / Re: Before We Forget History: Tinubu CV Vs Saraki CV by daresimon(m): 11:06am On Jun 26, 2015
I can see someone talking jargons here.

Saraki bigger than tinubu! Maybe in his town of ilorin.
If not for the "wetin pesin wan chop na I'm dey kill pesin attitude" that tinubu has saraki should have neva been welcome to APC.
The guy realised dat even in the APC that got him elected he can win deir votes to be speaker, he has to connive with the opposition party to usurp power by force.

On an open play forget their cv, treachery is the way for the guy called saraki.

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Education / Re: What Is The Number Under The Parked Car? by daresimon(m): 8:31am On Jun 24, 2015
bigfrancis21:



Nope. That's not the answer.
Yes it is the answer
Phones / Re: Glo N100 For 1gb. Everything you need to know about it. by daresimon(m): 1:45pm On Jun 23, 2015
nathdim:
the thing dey fire like rocket may god bless dat network 4 MI it's really changed my life i don't suscribe 4 dstv i don't buy DVD disk any longer the Internet is my new home


Abeg jamisi
Family / Re: Man Weds Dead Wife In Ebonyi (find Out Why) by daresimon(m): 9:17pm On Jun 21, 2015
Warning to all of those who are busy impregnating girls up and down without thinking of doing the rightful.

To all the baby papas in the house.

Do the right thing at the right time before you are forced to do the right thing at the wrong time
Jokes Etc / Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by daresimon(m): 10:50pm On Jun 20, 2015
Lesson learnt
Always put rat catcher/poison/ jule lasan around ur credentials.
Family / Re: My Friends Wife Lied About Her Virginity. by daresimon(m): 6:14pm On Jun 18, 2015
Behold I see a broken marriage if they eventually get married.

He didn't ask her....she said it herself hoping the guy would want to open the gateway there and then. Alas, the guy wanted it locked till the day it should be opened.

When eventually they key and padlock met the guy realised that the padlock he's been keeping locked is a globe padlock which every tom, DICK and harry has entered.

Good one.

Beginning of the end for dat relationship cos I smell trust issue
Politics / Re: List Of Lawmakers In The 7th Assembly Who Didn’t Sponsor A Single Bill by daresimon(m): 12:10pm On Jun 15, 2015
ERCROSS:


They are as useless as the figures 1 and 0 in arithmetic...
Bunch of legislathieves


You are wrong my brother...those two figures are the most important in arithmetic. Their values depend on their positions.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: I Won't Return To PDP, Says Saraki by daresimon(m): 9:07pm On Jun 10, 2015
Only God knows the day I will make FTC sha.

Ilorin has always been betraying the Yorubas since the days of Afonja.

Just set to work I don't care if you are the senate president or senate resident.

Just do well

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Religion / Re: 10 Bad Things Nigerian Christian Youths Do In Church by daresimon(m): 1:01pm On Jun 07, 2015
Am guilty of dat no 6
Education / Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by daresimon(m): 7:10pm On Jun 04, 2015
nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.

Oya take!!!

One calabash of palmie

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Business / Re: How To Overcome Spending Without Caution by daresimon(m): 4:52pm On Jun 04, 2015
Burger01:
On top of how much? A civil servant that earns less than 50k, how he wan plan and be contented Op!, your writeup there na fabu...until minimum wage is reviewed, to the very least, 80k angry

Thumb up jare

These days dat even banks encourage spending and not savings
Romance / Re: What Is Happening To Me? I'm In Love With A 16 Year Old Girl by daresimon(m): 1:17pm On Jun 04, 2015
Seriously I don't think you are insane.

Its a normal thing to happen to anyone.

Buh what I will just advice you tp do is to keep her till she gets to the statutory age of 18.
How old was buhari wen aisha was born?

Jus make sure u don mess with her.

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Politics / Re: 'I am Not Yusuf Buhari!'-Youngman Whose Pic Has Gone Viral Cries Out by daresimon(m): 1:33pm On May 31, 2015
jeron1:
mumu, GOD elevate u, u dey run... accept am mumu... its time for change. change ur papa, ur mama, ur sister... ur country... clueless mofo


Abeg which kain elevation be dat o.?

If the guy continue to dey used the identity of yusuf buhari na una go dey shout impersonation.
Abeg free the guy as e don cry out make dem no come kidnap am think say na the son of the presido.
Politics / Re: All Universities Established By Jonathan Are Illegal-ASUU by daresimon(m): 11:10am On May 29, 2015
What ASUU said is true though,
The problem there is the time, they should have said when the thing was done
Politics / Re: See Photos Of Buhari And His Children In Abuja As They Prepare For The Handover by daresimon(m): 12:44pm On May 28, 2015
Haters go jus die.

Meanwhile ots tomorrow

Celebrities / Re: Nairalander & Team Welcome Faze To Abuja As He Prepares For Inauguration (photo by daresimon(m): 9:44pm On May 27, 2015
Ilekeh:
Who is Faze and who is 2face?
Face is the one with one face and tuface is the one with two faces
Family / Re: Underaged Girl Is Harassing Me by daresimon(m): 7:12pm On May 27, 2015
Pele......
Am also in the same predicament right now.
Infact she is still here with me.
Am tired o. I have to call my guy to come to my aws cus am not comfortable with her.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Babymama Shares Her Story by daresimon(m): 1:28pm On May 27, 2015
You went for wisKID.......
He gave you a KID........
Wetin come concern me??
When you were opening your puna u didn't know?
Na accident hin take give you?

Nairaland / General / Re: Found This In Front Of My House. What Is It Called In Your Local Dialect?? by daresimon(m): 1:17pm On May 27, 2015
Thank God you didnot Bleep up with the snake.
If that snake were to catch you first ehn?
You won't be here to write this .
Congrats.
Education / Re: see What Fuel Scarcity Caused In FUNAAB by daresimon(m): 12:02pm On May 27, 2015
Na dem get problem.

If students of higher institutions can't get their acts right, den something is wrong with them.

As for me, an ex-funaabite, am not concerned with whatever the students brought upon demselves.

I only care about the name of the school and how I'll keep making money.

Shikena
Politics / Re: FG Begins Distribution Of N5bn Clean Cooking Stoves: Leadership News by daresimon(m): 3:48am On May 27, 2015
The govt continued in its state of cluelessness even till the last day in office.

They are talking about stove not polluting the environment when we have perennial pollutant in gas flaring. Instead of finding solutions to that environmental problem, they are busy distributing stoves at N5b or watever.
Can't we jus get it right once?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Close For Two Weeks Due To Fuel Shortage by daresimon(m): 1:22pm On May 26, 2015
University of ibadan shut down?

Dats a shame not just to the nation or the imcubent but to the university herself.

This is suppose to be a place where researches are carried out everyday and on every areas of life.

But what they do is just to sit down and expect salaries and allowances from the govt.

Atleast there should have a research on power generation on every available means of generating electricity in that university and not just sitting down and claiming premier university.

Godbless Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Buhari Hands Shocker To Governors, Says They Won't Nominate Ministers by daresimon(m): 8:14am On May 26, 2015
ryd3:
Walai I DE gbadun dis guy.... If I be woman I for spread my leg for am


Abeg u stil fi do am jor!!!

Jus bend down make d guy enter from the back.

U kno the way.
Politics / Re: Man Climbs Tree, Says He Will Not Come Down Until A New Government Is Sworn In by daresimon(m): 2:43pm On May 24, 2015
supereagle:

You do not the power of African juju. My great great grandfather used to go to war with Dahomians with only 7 seeds of corn in his stomach and he would not eat for 7 days .


Guy I hail dat ur GGGFather o.
Politics / Re: Man Climbs Tree, Says He Will Not Come Down Until A New Government Is Sworn In by daresimon(m): 2:42pm On May 24, 2015
Mtchew!!!!
Joblessness of the highest order.
Shey the guy thinks say hin go get automatic FG appointment.
Stay on top the tree jare, monkey incarnate
Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala: Jonathan Incurred $21bn Of $63bn National Debts by daresimon(m): 1:10pm On May 24, 2015
She said that Nigeria is debt free

She said Nigeria is not broke

She said Nigeria is the largest economy in Africa.

Now... she is saying we are in debt FOR WHICH SHE SPEARHEADED THE CANCELLATION OF

That we are owning $60B

And that Jona's Govt only incurred $21B of the debt.

And she has been the minister for the last 10 years and under the previous govt.

I think this woman is either lying or not wanting to speak the truth.

Which ever the case maybe Kirikiri go full this season

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Politics / Re: Has Anyone Ever Confronted Obasanjo And Survived? by daresimon(m): 11:15pm On May 23, 2015
BERNIMOORE:
Ahmed yerima dealt with obasanjo like a mugu grin grin baba sidonlook e no fit do yerima anything to stop sharia law grin grin

Abeg go and read the constitution of 99 and see what it says on sharia court and the reason for the silence of obasanjo.

Don't just say what you don't know....abeg
Education / Re: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by daresimon(m): 9:45pm On May 23, 2015
This thing suppose be 26 na.... Abi?
Fashion / Re: What Will You Call This Hairstyle? by daresimon(m): 5:53pm On May 20, 2015
Madness reloaded
Crime / Re: Police Arrests 21 Men With 122 Condoms In Ibadan For Belonging To Gay Cult by daresimon(m): 5:13pm On May 18, 2015
naijainfogalery:
I cover my bombom with the blood, may i not get twisted in my thought
may women never stop getting appealing to me , may their boobs turn me on even when i dont wanna have anytthing to do with all of them, may their backside make me want to be with them and still stick to my wife.

may any Adam or frank or Tunde or Segun or Chinedu or Peter only stay in the friend zone as paddy for life and never as a twisted fellow



May we continue to sleep with every eve and not steve
Politics / Re: PDP To Recruit Atiku,kwankwaso To Contest Against Buhari In 2019 by daresimon(m): 10:32pm On May 16, 2015
I neva for once trust that Atiku guy. I won't be surprised if by tomorrow it is announced that he has joined pdp.

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