₦airaland Forum

Of what use will my opinion when you had your mind made up.
Abeg do as you wish jare.
The pr**k is your strength.

I can see someone talking jargons here.

Saraki bigger than tinubu! Maybe in his town of ilorin.
If not for the "wetin pesin wan chop na I'm dey kill pesin attitude" that tinubu has saraki should have neva been welcome to APC.
The guy realised dat even in the APC that got him elected he can win deir votes to be speaker, he has to connive with the opposition party to usurp power by force.

On an open play forget their cv, treachery is the way for the guy called saraki.

bigfrancis21:
Nope. That's not the answer.

Yes it is the answer

nathdim:
the thing dey fire like rocket may god bless dat network 4 MI it's really changed my life i don't suscribe 4 dstv i don't buy DVD disk any longer the Internet is my new home

Abeg jamisi

Warning to all of those who are busy impregnating girls up and down without thinking of doing the rightful.

To all the baby papas in the house.

Do the right thing at the right time before you are forced to do the right thing at the wrong time

Lesson learnt
Always put rat catcher/poison/ jule lasan around ur credentials.

Behold I see a broken marriage if they eventually get married.

He didn't ask her....she said it herself hoping the guy would want to open the gateway there and then. Alas, the guy wanted it locked till the day it should be opened.

When eventually they key and padlock met the guy realised that the padlock he's been keeping locked is a globe padlock which every tom, DICK and harry has entered.

Good one.

Beginning of the end for dat relationship cos I smell trust issue

ERCROSS:
They are as useless as the figures 1 and 0 in arithmetic...
Bunch of legislathieves

You are wrong my brother...those two figures are the most important in arithmetic. Their values depend on their positions.

Only God knows the day I will make FTC sha.

Ilorin has always been betraying the Yorubas since the days of Afonja.

Just set to work I don't care if you are the senate president or senate resident.

Just do well

Am guilty of dat no 6

nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.

Oya take!!!

One calabash of palmie

Burger01:
On top of how much? A civil servant that earns less than 50k, how he wan plan and be contented Op!, your writeup there na fabu...until minimum wage is reviewed, to the very least, 80k

Thumb up jare

These days dat even banks encourage spending and not savings

Seriously I don't think you are insane.

Its a normal thing to happen to anyone.

Buh what I will just advice you tp do is to keep her till she gets to the statutory age of 18.
How old was buhari wen aisha was born?

Jus make sure u don mess with her.

jeron1:
mumu, GOD elevate u, u dey run... accept am mumu... its time for change. change ur papa, ur mama, ur sister... ur country... clueless mofo

Abeg which kain elevation be dat o.?

If the guy continue to dey used the identity of yusuf buhari na una go dey shout impersonation.
Abeg free the guy as e don cry out make dem no come kidnap am think say na the son of the presido.

What ASUU said is true though,
The problem there is the time, they should have said when the thing was done

Haters go jus die.

Meanwhile ots tomorrow

Ilekeh:
Who is Faze and who is 2face?

Face is the one with one face and tuface is the one with two faces

Pele......
Am also in the same predicament right now.
Infact she is still here with me.
Am tired o. I have to call my guy to come to my aws cus am not comfortable with her.

You went for wisKID.......
He gave you a KID........
Wetin come concern me??
When you were opening your puna u didn't know?
Na accident hin take give you?

Thank God you didnot Bleep up with the snake.
If that snake were to catch you first ehn?
You won't be here to write this .
Congrats.

Na dem get problem.

If students of higher institutions can't get their acts right, den something is wrong with them.

As for me, an ex-funaabite, am not concerned with whatever the students brought upon demselves.

I only care about the name of the school and how I'll keep making money.

Shikena

The govt continued in its state of cluelessness even till the last day in office.

They are talking about stove not polluting the environment when we have perennial pollutant in gas flaring. Instead of finding solutions to that environmental problem, they are busy distributing stoves at N5b or watever.
Can't we jus get it right once?

University of ibadan shut down?

Dats a shame not just to the nation or the imcubent but to the university herself.

This is suppose to be a place where researches are carried out everyday and on every areas of life.

But what they do is just to sit down and expect salaries and allowances from the govt.

Atleast there should have a research on power generation on every available means of generating electricity in that university and not just sitting down and claiming premier university.

Godbless Nigeria.

ryd3:
Walai I DE gbadun dis guy.... If I be woman I for spread my leg for am

Abeg u stil fi do am jor!!!

Jus bend down make d guy enter from the back.

U kno the way.

supereagle:
You do not the power of African juju. My great great grandfather used to go to war with Dahomians with only 7 seeds of corn in his stomach and he would not eat for 7 days .

Guy I hail dat ur GGGFather o.

Mtchew!!!!
Joblessness of the highest order.
Shey the guy thinks say hin go get automatic FG appointment.
Stay on top the tree jare, monkey incarnate

She said that Nigeria is debt free

She said Nigeria is not broke

She said Nigeria is the largest economy in Africa.

Now... she is saying we are in debt FOR WHICH SHE SPEARHEADED THE CANCELLATION OF

That we are owning $60B

And that Jona's Govt only incurred $21B of the debt.

And she has been the minister for the last 10 years and under the previous govt.

I think this woman is either lying or not wanting to speak the truth.

Which ever the case maybe Kirikiri go full this season

BERNIMOORE:
Ahmed yerima dealt with obasanjo like a mugu baba sidonlook e no fit do yerima anything to stop sharia law

Abeg go and read the constitution of 99 and see what it says on sharia court and the reason for the silence of obasanjo.

Don't just say what you don't know....abeg

This thing suppose be 26 na.... Abi?

Madness reloaded

naijainfogalery:
I cover my bombom with the blood, may i not get twisted in my thought
may women never stop getting appealing to me , may their boobs turn me on even when i dont wanna have anytthing to do with all of them, may their backside make me want to be with them and still stick to my wife.

may any Adam or frank or Tunde or Segun or Chinedu or Peter only stay in the friend zone as paddy for life and never as a twisted fellow

May we continue to sleep with every eve and not steve

I neva for once trust that Atiku guy. I won't be surprised if by tomorrow it is announced that he has joined pdp.