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@omogenaija
elgaxton is so stingy that if you want to curse a child that he/she may never progress, one way of giving such curses is by saying. . . ."may elgaxton give you money"

@elgie,
the stingy epidemic is spreading like fire, no water can quench it. and i'm grateful to you. i have got reports from naija that you are doing a great job over there for us

Ezinwannem:
hahaha, am still single ooooooo ready 2 mingle but not 2 hook up

then let's mingle babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i aint got time to hook up yet when can you come to london?
just give me a sign

will you marry my ex wife

as i no fine, na im i come post my wife picture

hotstepper
have you got a boyfriend? i'm still single

ana ekwu na uwe anaghi aba ukwu, ibi na ada gi

we are saying that the boxer is too small for you yet you are developing scrotal elephantitis
(i.e we are talking of a small problem and a big one is on the way

Dear Stingy Sienna,
i have recieved your memo dated 17th july 2007. unfortunately i was away to attend the graduation ceremony of a friend in cardiff university in stingy wales. i was too stingy to make a call to you or to the office to acknowledge the reception of your memo. however, i do appreciate the efforts of all our staff across the globe to improve on the advancing stingy epidemic. i specially recognise the efforts of stingy elgaxton to advance our course in nigeria and other parts of the african continent. i also recognise the good works of stingy soulpatrol who has been patrolling the stingy movement across the atlantic. i am well pleased.
permit me to use this medium to inform all our staff as well as applicants that no money will be remitted for any official duty. . . .reason: you know now
all the best
Dafur de stingy

@amat
this is sexism . is it b/c i'm male that you refused to acknowledge my contribution to ur ibo studies? i gave you what i know from my own dialect and u just went ahead to diss me and my dialect. this is why we ibos are never united. my fellow ibos have dissed my dialect and have told amat that i am being mischeivious whereas i was just trying to help by introducing another version of ibo

those guys are not from my village. go to my village and you'll see our own dialect

@poster,
ibo is not uniform. what i gave you is from my dialect these other ibos are not from my village. in my village, bia ebe a ekwensu a means i owe my life to you. . . .hoha

@romeo
accept my sympathy. may his soul rest in perfect peace.

@ikomi
ima nno egwu kara aka

abgusi gbaa otele, ya amuru ako. . .

if the ant bites the buttocks, the buttocks learns how to scratch. . . . i.e when a real problem hits you , you will learn about the solution asap

spikedcylinder:
darfur.are you really in Darfur? Wetin you dey find for there?

i'm in UK o the stingy centre of the universe

darfur. . . pround and stingy

@ amat

you can tell him "bia ebe a ekwensu a"    it means . . . ."my life i owe to you"    best wishes

omogenaija tell america that stingy darfur is about to invade from stingy UK

there's no stopping the stingy epidemic

in 2002 my cousin told me he saw his classmate on tv being healed in pastor chris' campaign crusade as having been born blind. his own classmate. in university o imo state university o.

on resumption of school he confronted the girl and she said she was paid to do that.

Question: who paid the girl to do that?
Answer: i dont know o then i used to love pastor chris and i said may be his enemies are paying people to make false claims in order to discredit him. or the girl was just a "white liar". or my cousin was lying. all hypothesis

the truth is that there is a strong spirit of fornication and seduction among his followers in nigerian universities. i cant trust such a movement.

the man performs "miracles", many people dont believe those miracles, then the nigerian braodcasting c-------- (NBC-i dont know the full name ) now made a rule that all miracles must be medically verified b4 being broadcast on tv. thus we are sure some people were actually ill (medically diagnosed) and after any healing ministry they will be medically examined and confirmed as healed. dear sister miracles disappeared on tv

i know christ did heal people whom everyone knew they were ill and all saw they were healed. on one occasion he sent a healed former leper to show himself to the priests (who probably knew him when he was leprous) that is verification. it is even scriptural. why are pastor chris' supporters annoyed with verification?

logically one expected them to welcome it as it will be a solid proof of the authenticity of the miracles and doubting dudes like darfur will believe them and perhaps join them.

more importantly, there seems to be very little, if any, aura of humility/holiness in many of his followers and there is no apparent strong discouragement of such unchristlike attitudes by the church

@adeyinkat,
like i said in the other thread, i reiterate, we can now classify your pastor chris in the same category as george bush, kanu, okocha, madonna, brad pitt, demi moore, genevive nnaji, pete edochie, maradona, michael jackson sharon stone etc etc as stars whom people hero worship and get autographs from.

dude wake up. God is a jealous God and this ur pastor chris is being hero worshipped in God's name.

@TayoD
after apparently copying benny hinn and t.b joshua, let's hope and pray he doesn't copy rev king o

DrChiChi
the bible also warned of lots of people coming in the name of the lord. therefore we should test the spirit if it's in accordance with the word innit? so many people are doing all sorts of things these days in God's name and we cant just swallow it hook line and sinker.

i just find it hard to trust that guy. that's all i'll say for now.

Elgaxton:
I no sabi research work na him I come read this one abi!
if to say u sabi am for research u for no refer me to google, You for just give the link straight ;
You see yourself!
Abi u sabi talk well well!

bros, na UK i dey o, here everything na do it yourself. the best wey person fit do for you na to give you guidelines. you wan make i give u link. Na u go go find the link yourself.

in this digital 21st century you de boast of some research ability b/c you read a book from your father's bookshelf huh? chei, i don die you see why i say make you travel small come sabi the world. that naija wey you dey de give you a dangerous attitude of complacency.  
if no be say u be my friend, i for tell you something now
get exposed elgie

o boy go read better book jare

leave all this yeye book. for all the book wey dey dis world na that one u go read nawa o. OK make i help you small. since you want all the knowledge abou somethin irrelevant (as u no sabi anything wey dey relevant ) go to the internet and search for any information concerning friday the 13th. you could try google search engine, yahoo search, wikipedia etc and follow any relevant leads. but trust me, i no sure say anything relevant go dey there

but as dem say, you never say never, it's possible that someone wey people think say na olodo na him go discover some kind correct info wey smart guys no know, so let me encourage you in your research work

i believe a sound search strategy will be of help.

i get friend for american embassy in london. i been de serve the guy de wash him . . . . you know now . . . . but b4 he go fit helep you, you go enter london first. so u go 1st try my friend wey dey british high commision in naija. . . .Mr Winterbottom

i've told you this b4 but no wahala i know say you get mental retardation so i may need to say it 200 times b4 you understand

elgie elgie
e no easy to travel go UK o. infact this UK wey i dey don do me sef b/c for UK you go see United Nations as people from the whole world dey here. wetin else i wan travel go. i don see everything

as far as darfur concern, i don see every

so now the ball dey ya court. try enter cameroon or better still go british high commision and my friend Mr Winterbottom still dey wait to hear from you

yea bro you got it but you know say darfur go always notice you anyday you no need to go this far , haba. no be me? i go always notice my dude now. at least i fit chat, if i no fit call

@stivin

stivin:
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[color=#990000]When people scream, cry & even faint at a Michael Jackson musical concert, It's ok

When people campaign vigourously & blindly for a politician to win an election, It's ok

When people rush & trample on each other for the autographs of movie stars, It's ok

When people hero worship soccer stars by buying their jersies, posters & other souvenirs, It's ok

But when people honour their men of God, look & dress like them, speak highly of them, That's hero worship & idolatry!

so now we can conviniently put pastor chris in the same category as michael jackson, madonna, bruce willis, demi moore, george bush, tony blair, okocha, maradona, sharon stone, rambo, schwazzenegerr, ini edo etc

i thought the bible said something about being different from worldliness

And, miracles were not outrightly banned, there was a need for miracles to be verified. what happened. there are a lot of questions that are begging for answers and it is not just about pastor chris, it is about so many nigerian pastors.

my views about this thread is that the poster is an irreversibly retarded attention seeker roaming around the forum looking for ways to advertise himself but unfortunately washing his stinkingly dirty linen in public

get a life dude and grow.

Elgaxton:
You come dey even vex pass Darfur sef!

who tell you say darfur de vex? elgaxton or any other idle attention seeking naijan is too insignificant to make darfur vex. i was just catching fun here when i'm bored.

Elgaxton:
@LBabe!
Is this your calculation for real?

your utterances here display an unbeilievably high level of ignorance. . . .abeg try travel small, get some exposure  ehee!!how that cameroon embassy waka carry go? hope say them give you visa o?

@Sandykoko
u for convert those 500 eyaaas to money i for no mind at all o even if na naira e go help out small.

as for elgie, leave me and am alone, na we we, we know ourselves. we tell you say we de quarrell?
comot hand o, elgie na my man

guy where u see me add that website as my URL?

That show say ya brain cells are very close to that of a millipede chei, elgie my man biko try comot that enclave wey u dey. u need real exposure i'm here to help

@poster
e be like say u go try find how u go use that ur degree and foreign language skills for naija o. b/c UK really really rough for foreigners o. especially if the foreigner is black. . . . . . . .and african . . . . . . .and nigerian

elgie, u say you de live for correct part of abuja and say u get correct work, yet ya common sense (if any) no tell you say that website no belong to darfur. i just de try advertise am for the sake of charity. make e be my contribution as i no get money to give those people ( u know why now. . .stingy UK ).

Guy, e be like say u go try find someone else to decieve with that ya rich abuja story o. try talk true, poverty no be sin no be ya fault in the extremely unlikely event say u de above $10 a day, the kind intellectual poverty wey u display here pass the one wey world bank, NGO's and Unicef combine can handle

guy, get a life and by the way, work dey fine

God's wrath will 1st decend on all those who are using his name to decieve everybody in nigeria. all those televangelists will answer to God someday. but for me o, they have fallen far below my expectations. there is no iota of humility in any of them. holiness is debatable.

while darfur is a wretched sinner, darfur doesn't pretend to be holy (even though he is trying) and more importantly darfur no de mislead anybody

but all those who decieve people, on the day of reckoning, it will be better for them that they had a weight tied to their neck and they thrown into the sea, than what God will do to them

he who has ears, let him hear