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Family › Re: My Husband Bedwets; What Should I Do? by darisgod(m): 5:37pm On Sep 05, 2014
Morotov1: Get mackintosh and feed him before 6pm.
Sorry dear.
Haaaaa not fair
When he's not a baby


Babies self no dey use dat shit
Romance › Re: Choose One: Dark Skinned Or Light Skinned (pics) by darisgod(m): 5:04pm On Sep 05, 2014
Elkewwty: Please do that Asap and let us see your monstrous leg undecided
Lolz oya Pele



Oya cum to Mumi
big hug kiss
Romance › Re: Choose One: Dark Skinned Or Light Skinned (pics) by darisgod(m): 4:47pm On Sep 05, 2014
Tallesty1: Wetin push unah breasts go up like that?
Koste onirin
Romance › Re: Choose One: Dark Skinned Or Light Skinned (pics) by darisgod(m): 4:46pm On Sep 05, 2014
Elkewwty: undecided mumu


Upload your pics and lets compare
OK I will grin




But seriously see una leg like igi etayin(toothpick)
Romance › Re: Choose One: Dark Skinned Or Light Skinned (pics) by darisgod(m): 4:27pm On Sep 05, 2014
Smh





All I see is broom stick grin
Family › Re: What's Your Name On Your Husband's Phone And What Did You Use To Save His Number by darisgod(op): 8:02am On Sep 04, 2014
Alubosa: On my phone - OBO MI

On her phone - Oloko nla. grin


Abeg na play i dey ooo

On my phone - Pink Diamond

On her phone - ........i no sabi wetin she take store my name again. if i vex am she go store am "AS...Ashiere Somebody", if she notice say i don drink she go change am to "OJJ...Omutin Jati Jati" If i buy sharwama come house for am she go change am to "OOM...Olowo Ori Mi"
Smh grin
Family › Re: What's Your Name On Your Husband's Phone And What Did You Use To Save His Number by darisgod(op): 7:53pm On Sep 03, 2014
We r all romantic wink


Expect for diz Yomieluv
Zebra n cat mhen u n ur wife mean ooo
Family › Re: I Need A Job Please Help by darisgod(m): 2:48pm On Sep 02, 2014
Lilimax: @OP, are you a good sales rep?
Am also gud at sales rep
Family › Re: What's Your Name On Your Husband's Phone And What Did You Use To Save His Number by darisgod(op): 11:53am On Sep 02, 2014
Yungwizzzy: On her fone: YungwizzzyNL
On my fone: MY WORLD
You met her on nairaland?
Family › What's Your Name On Your Husband's Phone And What Did You Use To Save His Number by darisgod(op): 11:42am On Sep 02, 2014
On my phone -ifemi
On his phone -Undisputed







Yours?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Dance Worldly In Church? by darisgod(m): 12:43pm On Aug 31, 2014
Currently dancing shoki heavenly steps in ma church







Oya shoki for Jesus
Oya ma Jo diedie
Oya fa ko si
Oya fako si
Family › Re: 6 Real Persons Who Looked Like Cartoon.(pictures) by darisgod(m): 10:49pm On Aug 28, 2014
Diz

Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls and Bleaching by darisgod(m): 9:25pm On Aug 25, 2014
We bleach cos we want to be brighter dan our future na
Romance › Re: What Did You Saved Your Partner Phone Number With by darisgod(m): 11:26am On Aug 25, 2014
Ifemi
Romance › Re: Trick To Know If A Lady Gave You Wrong Number by darisgod(m): 11:24am On Aug 25, 2014
I use to give guys I don't want my ex number n fortunately we bear same name



D rest is story grin
Romance › Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by darisgod(m): 10:42pm On Aug 24, 2014
ilotriouzAY: what abt mehuh
Not ma type of man joor
Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by darisgod(m): 9:40pm On Aug 24, 2014
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ebankole: @derisGod.
Urs isn't that difficult.
Is there any secret someone kept with u? becareful what secret u accept to kip.
If nt, please do not and dnt say or tell evrythin ur eyes see?
this is not abt now bt ur life in general.
if u are the type dat doesn't knw hw to kip tins inside.work on dat.
u'll b fine d impact/eye is a warnin
Wow is diz true ooo...kept a lot of secrets for friends ooo still Kiping seef may God help me





Thank u
Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by darisgod(m): 8:29pm On Aug 24, 2014
Yesterday afternoon I had a dream n am so confused abt it

In my dream I had another dream,I saw a neighbor's daugther ,she was kidnapped by one blind man I saw d man so when her mom came back,she was looking for her as I was about to tell her who took her daughter I went blind so I woke up from d dream(2nd dream),when I woke up I couldn't still see so i saw myself in d sitting den I saw her mom dir told her to give me water to wash my face DAT I can't see any tin she gave but still can't see.....I finally woke up to real life felt d impact on ma eyes I prayed Sha but I don't understand at all


Pls help translate[quotauthor=ebankole]@applied

Do not look down on any coz those think are incapable might be of help.
As it is,where u look to for help might not come but where u least expected.
For this,be open and humble yourself.
Ur driver is like ur leader ,someone who God has designed to help u to reach ur destination in life.
as for the other,be prayerful[/quote]Reply mine naaaaa
Romance › Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by darisgod(m): 7:05pm On Aug 24, 2014
Am new here who can ask out
Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by darisgod(m): 6:55pm On Aug 24, 2014
johnwell: Symbols are the language of dreams.

A symbol can invoke a feeling or an idea and often has a much more profound and deeper meaning than any one word can convey. At the same time, these symbols can leave you confused and wondering what that dream was all about.

We are here to guide you, interpret your dreams & give you prayer points and bible portions to claim your good dreams or cancel bad dreams!

Questions are welcome!
Yesterday afternoon I had a dream n am so confused abt it

In my dream I had another dream,I saw a neighbor's daugther ,she was kidnapped by one blind man I saw d man so when her mom came back,she was looking for her as I was about to tell her who took her daughter I went blind so I woke up from d dream(2nd dream),when I woke up I couldn't still see so i saw myself in d sitting den I saw her mom dir told her to give me water to wash my face DAT I can't see any tin she gave but still can't see.....I finally woke up to real life felt d impact on ma eyes I prayed Sha but I don't understand at all


Pls help translate
Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by darisgod(m): 6:04pm On Aug 24, 2014
johnwell: Symbols are the language of dreams.

A symbol can invoke a feeling or an idea and often has a much more profound and deeper meaning than any one word can convey. At the same time, these symbols can leave you confused and wondering what that dream was all about.

We are here to guide you, interpret your dreams & give you prayer points and bible portions to claim your good dreams or cancel bad dreams!

Yesterday afternoon I had a dream n am so confused abt it

In my dream I had another dream,I saw a neighbor's daugther ,she was kidnapped by one blind man I saw d man so when her mom came back,she was looking for her as I was about to tell her who took her daughter I went blind so I woke up from d dream(2nd dream),when I woke up I couldn't still see so i saw myself in d sitting den I saw her mom dir told her to give me water to wash my face DAT I can't see any tin she gave but still can't see.....I finally woke up to real life felt d impact on ma eyes I prayed Sha but I don't understand at all


Pls help translate

Questions are welcome!
Music/Radio › Re: Worship Songs That Connect You To The Heavenlies by darisgod(m): 7:18am On Aug 24, 2014
Any Celestial hymn will make Mi connect to my heavenly Father.
Angel Gabriel sef go join grin







Proudly Celestian
Omo ojo mimo
Omo Emi

Programming › Re: Celestial Church Of Christ Hymns (cccmyhymns) Now On Android with pictures! by darisgod(m): 7:01am On Aug 24, 2014
Nice
Family › Re: Is It A Sin Before God For Couples To Have Oral/anal Sex by darisgod(m): 7:32pm On Aug 23, 2014
Ummmm

In as much as I luv MouthAction wit my husby
Mhen backdoor/anus sex is a no no ooo
God wey put 2 holes dir know wetin e dey do

One for enjoyment n one for disposing


Abeg O if marriage go scatter make e scatter I no fit dey wear pampers ooo

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